Chapter 147: Zhang Fangda's version of the empty city plan
Li Han said calmly: "Of course you know how important the Heavenly Thunder Bullet is, if you force the kid to go to the arsenal to make it on the spot, and the recipe is known by someone with ill intentions, and it is revealed to a certain ill-intentioned vassal king or an anti-thief grass coward, it will hurt my Han people at that time."
Although the kid is young and ignorant, he also understands that the secret of the heavenly thunder bomb is tantamount to a flood beast, once it is out of the cage, it will inevitably be a river of blood, without the permission of our emperor, I dare not easily disclose it. ”
As soon as these words came out, Zhou Yafu choked alive, he was a veteran of the battlefield for a long time, and a majestic prime minister, who was actually speechless when he was reprimanded by a teenager.
Liu Qi said coldly: "Li Han's words are what I mean, does the prime minister want to force him to go to the arsenal now?" ”
Even if Zhou Yafu was full of rebellious bones, he understood that he was reckless at this moment, not to mention that he was just arrogant and loyal to the court, so he quickly bowed his head and admitted his mistake.
Taohou Liu She is a person with average ability, but he is very loyal and kind, seeing Zhou Yafu's embarrassment, he quickly changed the topic and said: "Master Zhang, everyone admires the matter of the hairpin leading you in the Huns, you should continue to finish, let us also follow the lord to be majestic."
Nearly 10,000 enemies were annihilated, this was the first great victory since the founding of the country, everyone said yes? ”
Immediately, a room of ministers echoed loudly, Zhang Fangda went on to talk about how to march in the snow, how to run out of ammunition and food, how Li Han in turn to hit the grass valley of the Huns, couldn't bear to rob the poor herdsmen, specially selected the military camp of Hou Lansati as the target, used the heavenly thunder bullet to lead the mountain avalanche, buried thousands of Xiongnu elite divisions in one fell swoop, robbed countless clothes, armor, dried meat weapons and other items, and then led the crowd to avoid the main line of the Hun pursuit, and unexpectedly went west.
When Liu Qi heard that he was going to talk about the empty city plan, he began to listen intently, wanting to hear what Zhang Fangda said. Compare what Li Han said about whether there is moisture.
"According to the command of the lord, we stabbed through the Huns' military camp, and the rows of iron horsemen faced us with hundreds of people, but they didn't dare to move, so they watched us go away and enter the small city that the Huns gave to our lord.
There are only a few hundred dwellings in the small city, which are earthen houses, and some Xianbei and Han Dynasty craftsmen live.
After my lord took us in, he sent his guards out of Lu to inquire about the news, and sure enough, he found out that Lansati was because of our arrival. Quickly rushed back to Xihao, sent heavy troops to surround the small city, and prepared to set fire to it with dry wood at night, even if my lord had the ability to go through the sky, he would have to be buried in the fire. ”
"Huh? It's dangerous! ”
"Yes, I have always sent troops, and it is most taboo to defend the lonely city, and this move of the lord is very dangerous!"
"Shh......h Listen to Zhang's guest talk, don't discuss. ”
Zhang Fangda smiled slightly and said: "Hearing Li San's report, we all looked like dirt. I feel that this time I must be in a catastrophe.
Who knew that my lord's face was as usual, and he calmly ordered, 'Bury the pot to cook, and at night, I will sing an empty city plan to the Tartars.' ’
Everyone has become accustomed to seeing the look of my lord along the way. Seeing him so relaxed, they were all relieved, and after trekking hard in the heavy snow for several days, they were finally able to relax. Everyone was very happy, lit a fire, and roasted sheep on the shelf. The women were singing and dancing around the fire.
Our Hun spies were very suspicious, they were originally frightened by the divine might of my lord, seeing that we were not afraid in the face of their heavy surrounding, they had no confidence first, and we could see that there were constantly Hun leaders snooping not far away. ”
There were sighs of admiration around him again, and even Zhou Yafu's eyes when he looked at Li Han changed, he knew Zhang Fangda too well, and he could make this old master call Li Han "My Lord" in an admiring tone, if it weren't for the fact that this kid really had the ability to reach the sky, Zhou Yafu couldn't think of any other reason.
"The mutton is roasted, the aroma is fragrant, my lord ordered someone to put a table on the high place of the city wall, the torches are hanging high around, he took a few of us to send his relatives, and a few girls who can sing and dance to sit at the head of the city, facing the Hun iron horse under the city, and not far away Lan Sati Ha Lu Ha Da Lang smiled, and then stood up and sang loudly, the tune is full of majesty, melodious and good, I have been practicing all the way later, but I have also learned, do you want to sing it to everyone?"
Li Han himself laughed first, but he didn't expect this Zhang Gong to be a wonderful person, and when it came to the highlights, he actually wanted to sing.
Liu Qi opened his mouth and ordered: "Sing!" Surrounded by strong enemies, you can also indulge in singing, this situation is long and my Han people are majestic, you must listen to it. ”
The emperor made the final decision, and the others were anxious to listen, urging one after another.
Zhang Fangda straightened his throat, learned from Li Han's appearance at that time, stretched out one hand, spread his five fingers to make a single-palm tower pose, and the other hand was erected into a knife-like shape behind his back, and sang majestically: "The master is watching the snow in the city tower...... scenery
Suddenly I heard a lot of chaos outside the city,
Banner flyover...... shadow
It turned out to be a soldier sent by the Tartars.
I also sent to inquire about it,
Inquire about Deransati and lead the army to the royal court.
First, the military ministers have no virtue and few talents,
The second is that the brothers are not in harmony with the sword soldiers.
O Lanzati,
And the night you escaped with your life, how lucky it was,
Insatiable and wants to take the master's life.
The hairpin will wait for you in the enemy tower,
Waited for Lanza to mention this to talk about the heart.
The streets of the city are cleaned,
Prepare the Tartars for a good garrison.
I have no other respect, sir,
Prepare lamb and wine to reward your armies.
Now you should enter the city,
Why are you hesitating in a dilemma, and what is the situation?
There are a few people accompanying you on the left and right,
I have no ambush and no soldiers.
Don't be cranky,
Come, come, come,
Please come up to the city and listen to my harp stroke......
Wow, sir, I'll spare your life! ”
"Good! Well sung! ”
"Changzhiqi! Sir, the old man respects you! ”
"Sir, when you return home, I will definitely come to visit, let's be close!"
It's hard for Zhang Fangda to practice silently all the way, and he actually sang this Peking Opera in a correct tone, which is much better than Li Han's voice that has just changed his voice.
The Manchu Dynasty civil and military officials who listened to the emperors and princes were all drunk, and after singing, the applause was loud, and even Li Han was surrounded by the courtiers who came over.
After a period of excitement, Zhang Fangda continued: "Among the Huns, there are also proficient Chinese translators, my lord sings a sentence, the following will be translated to the Huns, the lord sang a song, only to hear the golden gong under the city, and then the Huns slowly retreated, Lansati did not dare to enter the city, ordered someone to send lamb wine at the gate of the city, and quietly retreated. ”
"Wow!"
This time the nest was blown up, and there were several generals sitting around Li Han, who excitedly lifted him up and threw him high, and then caught it and threw it again, so it was lively for a while before putting Li Han down.
Poor Li Han is a good big man, but he has experienced "the big girl gets on the sedan chair and turns her head", she is dizzy and nauseous when she is thrown, and she sits and waits for the vertigo to pass, where is there half a point of the majesty of the lord who regards thousands of troops and horses as nothing.
"And then? You'll be able to come back smoothly, right? ”
The impatient began to urge Zhang Fangda again.
"It's not that easy." Zhang Fangda said: "The lord said, the empty city plan can only be confused for a while, and when Lanza reminds us that we are weak, maybe they will chase us and beat us, so when the sky is not dawn, we quietly pull out the camp, people are titled, horses are wrapped in hooves, quietly go out of the city, and take advantage of the Huns' inattention to quickly escape."
The spies left behind later reported, saying that sure enough, after dawn, the Huns surrounded the small city again, and after finding that the people had gone to the empty city, the angry Lansati spat blood and beat his chest, and when he led the team to chase us, the lord had already led us into the Xianbei realm! ”
"Hahaha, why don't you be angry with this tartar!"
"Hahaha! yes, it's good to be angry! ”
Just when everyone was happily applauding, a discordant voice appeared, the voice was still very loud, and it overwhelmed everyone's applause at once and said: "The old man doesn't understand, since you can use the heavenly thunder bomb to annihilate thousands of enemies at once, and the left bone is all the Hou people, why don't you annihilate them in one fell swoop, and then leave calmly, but what kind of empty city plan is it, it's really a trick." ”
If Zhou Yafu's questioning of Li Han at the beginning was because he didn't know the truth and there was something forgivable, now that he said these words coldly, it can be regarded as a public anger.
Zhang Fangda said angrily: "Prime Minister, do you think that the thunder bombs are inexhaustible that day? It is not easy for my lord to buy raw materials along the way, and it is even more difficult to make them, so I made these ones to meet the needs of the emergency.
The Wild Wolf Formation cost some, and the night spent a large part, and when we hit the Grass Valley, there were only three left, which were used to cause an avalanche and bury thousands of Tartar soldiers, and then there was no one, if there were, do you think we are willing to play tricks? ”
The other courtiers had long been impressed by Li Han's wit, and were nervous about their fate, and they were even more dissatisfied when they heard Zhou Yafu's words.
"Hmph, the prime minister also dealt with the Tartar soldiers in Shangjun in his early years, why haven't you heard of destroying nearly 10,000 enemies at one time? Even if it's thousands, I'm afraid there aren't any, right? ”
"Yes, yes, the country has been talented from generation to generation, why do you always doubt the talents of young people?"
"The lord is a big man, and sooner or later he will have to contribute to the court, even if he suppresses it now, he can't stop him."
When Zhou Yafu heard this, his old face turned red, and he said angrily: "Do you think that the old man is jealous?" Phew! The old man just regretted that he couldn't kill more Tartars. ”
"The prime minister will also lead two hundred troops to face the thousands of iron horsemen of the Huns, and he will definitely be able to annihilate the Tartars in the future." A shadowy voice rang out.
Zhou Yafu was furious when he was squeezed, and stood up again and shouted: "Who is so bold? ”
"It's me, a momentary gaffe, and the prime minister forgives the sins." A person wearing a high crown and a dark robe stood up and shook deeply, it was none other than Uncle Tian Wei. (To be continued......)