More than ten days later, Zhang Han finally returned to the plains! I was pleasantly surprised to find that Guan and Zhang also returned to Xuande.

Zhang Han: "Take it, big brother, this is a gift for you." This is called silk cloth! It is a collection of light, soft and fine natural fibers in nature, known as the reputation of the second skin of the human body, its structure is the closest to human skin, 87% is exactly the same, containing a variety of essential amino acids for the human body, with the effect of windproof, dehumidifying, calming, nourishing and balancing human skin! Okay, now that you've said that, you also understand its function, right? ”

Liu Bei was overjoyed: "Brother Bing Liang's shot is really different, come on, change this silk belly pocket into underwear, and send it to my room at night." ”

Zhang Han: ""

Zhang Han rummaged through his bag a few more times, got up and said to Feifei: "Take it, Yide, this is a gift for you." This is called Tianzhu Divine Oil! It is made by Buddhist monks, commonly known as Buddha dew, prepared for the need to participate in the joy of the gods, after the death of the secret recipe for the Tianzhu Sect obtained, renamed the god oil. Apply or spray on the most sensitive areas of your body to remove sensitivity and prolong the time! Okay, now that you've said that, you also understand its function, right? ”

Feifei was overjoyed: "Brother Bing Liang's shot is really different!" With that, he opened the oil and applied it to his pectoral muscles!

Zhang Han: ""

Guan Guan jumped and jumped on the side, and kept yelling: "Hurry! Fast! Brother Bing Liang brought me something, hurry up! ”

Zhang Han smiled and pulled out Mao Ping from behind: "I brought you a son." ”

The crow "ah~ah" flew by.

Guan Guan: "Nima! You're cheating on me! Anyway, there are legends about me in the rivers and lakes, how can you treat me like this? What is the use of giving me a boy? It's better to give those two goods! ”

After that, everyone looked into the corner of the hall, Feifei had already taken off his shirt, and at the moment he was rubbing his chest against the wall wildly, and kept saying: "I don't know how to feel it!" The effect is so good, and the chest is still hot! I'm almost galloping now!"

Zhang Han shook his hand and said, "Yun Chang doesn't know, I entered a village with Dong Zhuo's army that day!" I saved this boy from the soldiers who slaughtered innocent people in the village and looted their belongings, and now he is in my door, but he says that he admires you and is willing to recognize you as his godfather! ”

Liu Bei squirted out a sip of tea: "Godfather? ”

Mao Ping hurriedly knelt at the foot of Guan Guan: "General Guan, Ping has heard the mighty story of killing the enemy on the battlefield since he was a child, and he worships it very much, I sincerely beg you to accept the child, and Ping is willing to serve tea and water to the general in the future!" ”

Guan Guan wiped his tears and lowered his head, and helped the child up: "What did you say?" Since you are in love with me and think of you as a righteous relative, what's the matter? Your name is Ping? But my surname is Guan, since you recognize me as your father-in-law, then you will be called Guan Ping in the future! ”

Zhang Han squinted: "Why don't I feel so touching?" Yun Chang said that he would cry when he cried, did he have to be the actor titled? But seeing that Guan Ping had hurriedly bowed to the ground and thanked him again and again.

Zhang Han saw that the matter of recognizing his father had come to an end, so he asked, "Didn't Yun Chang and Yide serve under General Gongsun?" Why did you come back so quickly? ”

When Liu Bei heard this, he put down the teacup and got up and said, "These two two goods, let them say it themselves!" ”

Guan Guan: "Brother Bing Liang doesn't know!" That Gongsun Zhan did have the ambition to serve the country, and when he returned to the north, he began to recruit continuously, but after half a month, he only recruited a few hundred people, plus some mountain villagers, and he could not form a strong army at all. So he actually forcibly recruited Mura Yong! ”

"No girl, no money, no plot, fight a hairy battle!" Feifei interjected and continued to rub against the wall.

Guan Guan continued: "Then, he arranged for me to train soldiers with Feifei. I waited day and night to [] hard, but after all, the recruits were sluggish, and they could not go into battle in a moment and a half, and after only half a month of training, he forced me to lead the team with Feifei! ”

"As a result, the enemy mistakenly fell into the enemy's tricks, so that the army leader couldn't take care of each other, and the whole army was almost wiped out!" Feifei interjected again, and continued to rub the wall when he was done, but the color of the wall was completely white, and it seemed to be clean and reflective.

Zhang Han replied: "Feifei's language attainments are really at the peak, what does it mean that Shouju is difficult to Gu Nima?" Is that called the beginning and the end difficult to take care of? ”

Liu Bei added: "Then they were driven back. To put it simply, after losing the battle, I was afraid of being punished and fled. ”

Zhang Han was surprised and thought: But I don't seem to have heard of Guan and Zhang have such a paragraph!

At this time, Feifei said: "If one day, the historian wants to record my life, I will not let him record the battles in the north into the book!" ”

Zhang Han suddenly realized and continued to think: That's right, history is written by the victors.

Thinking of this, Zhang Han hurriedly shouted: "Feifei, don't fly!" Your chest hair is on fire already! ”

Liu Bei saw that Xiao Liu did not follow, but saw that Zhang Han did not say a word, so he instructed Guan and Zhang not to ask, and estimated in his heart that something unpleasant must have happened between Zhang Han and Xiao Liu.

A few months later, Cao Cao ruled the world in Chen's reign, and the coalition army opposed Dong! Soon, the edict was like a small note in the classroom of a primary school student, quickly passed among the princes of the world!

When Yuan Shaode exercised the edict, he gathered the subordinate martial arts, led 30,000 troops, and left the Bohai Sea to go to Chenliu to join Cao Cao.

The two of them wrote in their intended writings:

I would like to announce to the world with righteousness - Dong Zhuo deceived the heavens and the earth, destroyed the country and killed the king; Messing with the palace ban and mutilating living beings; Wolves are unkind, and sins are accumulated! Today, under the secret edict of the Son of Heaven, a large number of volunteers were gathered, vowing to sweep away China and kill the murderers. Wangxing righteous teachers, venting public anger; Support the royal family and save the people. When the text arrives, it can be pursued quickly! ”

Soon, the princes from all walks of life raised troops accordingly, the military horses of all roads, how many ranged, there were 30,000 people, there were 120,000 people, all the civil officials and military generals, gathered in the suburbs of Luoyang, and the formation was unprecedented! Let's take a look at the princes' lineup

The first way - the later general Nanyang Taishou Yuan Shu.

The second road - Jizhou Thorn Shi Han Fu.

The third road - Yuzhou Thorn Shi Kong Ling.

The fourth road - Yanzhou Thorn Shi Liu Dai.

The fifth road - Hanoi County Taishou Wang Kuang.

Sixth Road - Chen Liutai guards Zhang Miao, although Cao Cao is also in Chen Liu, but he is just a clan with some soldiers and horses.

The seventh road - Dongjun Taishou Qiao Mao.

The eighth road - Shanyang guards Yuan's legacy.

The ninth road - Jibei Xiang Baoxin.

The tenth road - Beihai Taishou Kongrong.

The eleventh road - Guangling Taishou Zhang Chao.

The twelfth road - Xuzhou Thorn Shi Taoqian.

The thirteenth road - Xiliang is too shou Ma Teng.

The Fourteenth Road - Beiping Taishou Gongsun Zhan.

The fifteenth road - the party guards Zhang Yang.

The sixteenth road - Wucheng Hou Changsha is too guarded by Sun Jian.

The seventeenth road - Hou Bohai of Qixiang guarded Yuan Shao.

Of course, there is also the most watery eighteenth road - Liu Bei.

All the princes also arrived one after another, and each set up camp in the village, connecting more than 200 miles. Cao Cao slaughtered cattle and horses, assembled the princes, and discussed the strategy of marching into the army.

Wang Kuang, the Taishou of Hanoi County, said: "Today, if you are righteous, you will establish the leader of the alliance; The crowd listened to the restraints, and then marched into the army. ”

Cao Cao said, I have a proposal: "Yuan Benchu is the fourth and third dukes, the old officials of the family, and the descendants of the famous ministers of the Han Dynasty, can be the leader of the alliance." "Let's talk about it, hook Yuan Shao's crotch with his feet, and send his eyes to autumn!

Yuan Shao thought to himself: Sure enough, Mu Youbai hurt you last night!

But after all, it should not be too high-profile, and it was repeatedly prevaricated, and after more than half a month, it was not until all the princes had tears in their eyes that they finally agreed.

Yuan Shao said to all the princes: "Although Shao is not talented, he is promoted as the leader of the alliance, and he will reward the girl if he is meritorious, and he will explode the chrysanthemum if he is guilty." The state has permanent punishment, and the army has discipline. Obey it and do not transgress it. ”

Han Bei Yufei was in the tent, and after listening to Yuan Shao's words, Zhang Han thought: This Yuan Shao is still very reliable! That's right!

But as soon as Zhang Han finished thinking about it, Yuan Shao continued: "My brother Yuan Shu is the governor of grain and grass, and he can deal with the camps, and there is no shortage of them. ”

Zhang Han whispered to Liu Bei: This force, I thought he was righteous and awe-inspiring, but I didn't expect it to be selfish. Let his younger brother manage the food supply, I don't know if others will starve to death, anyway, his Yuan family will definitely not be hungry!

Liu Bei's eyes widened in surprise and replied softly: "So that's the case!" Cold, far-sighted! I just wanted to clap my hands! ”

Zhang Han: "There is definitely a reason why your son has a low IQ. ”

Liu Bei: "What? ”

Zhang Han: "It's nothing. Say hello to your son on my behalf. Don't forget to tell him that his dad is a fool. ”

Liu Bei replied with a smile: "The relationship between the two of us, we are still polite, we must bring it!" Kindness? Doesn't seem right! ”

At this time, Yuan Shao continued: "It is necessary to be a pioneer and go straight to the challenge of Bishui Pass. The rest of them are in danger and think they will respond. ”

At this time, a hero stepped forward, and it turned out to be Sun Jian, who was too shou of Changsha: "I am willing to be the front." ”

So, Sun Jian led the people of his headquarters to kill Benshui Pass. Dong Zhuo was shocked and hurriedly gathered the crowd to discuss. Wenhou Lu Bu straightened his crotch and said, "Father, don't worry. The princes outside the customs regard it as a mustard; May the army of tigers and wolves be beheaded and hung in the capital gate. ”

Dong Zhuo was overjoyed and said: "I have Fengxian, sit back and relax!" ”

A person behind Lu Bu shouted loudly: "Use a knife to cut chickens? ”

Dong Zhuo replied: "Then what kind of knife should I use?" Could it be Xiao Li's flying knife? "After asking, I looked at the talented person, and I saw that his body was nine feet long, with a tiger body and a wolf's waist, and a leopard's head and ape arms - his surname was Hua, his name was male, and he was a Kansai tiger general!