Chapter 10 Tripping

。 "That name An Hui must be shouting 'long live' to you in front of everyone!" As soon as Zhao Ta's words fell, Zhao Ji put the wine glass on the table and said. "Huh?!" Zhao Ta looked stunned, and looked at his father stupidly and exclaimed.

"Erlang, am I right?" Zhao Ji asked with a smile.

"Father, you are really like a god!" Zhao Ta turned over and knelt down and bowed, "The son's admiration for his father is like the surging water of the Yellow River, which is endless, and like the water of the Yellow River, the flooding is out of control!" Zhao Ta knew that his plan was half successful so far, he understood that his father had already learned about it, and his father was an extremely conceited person, he would definitely show his omniscience, in fact, this is also a common problem of the emperor, that Qianlong did not call himself a 'perfect old man', in fact, is it necessary? But that's what they do!

"Ha Luha, Ta Er is flat, what is this matter!" Zhao Ji looked at his son who admired him and was as happy as a flower, Da Lu said with a smile, but the waiter who was waiting on the side fell goosebumps to the ground, and they all said that Wang Xiang and Liang Chengzhi would be sycophants, but I didn't expect these two highnesses to be more powerful, and people who were used to hearing flattery felt that the flesh was numb, and the two sentences coaxed the emperor to fart.

"Yes, if my father encounters this matter, I will be able to deal with it calmly, but Erchen was stupid at the time, and I only felt that as soon as I loosened my bottom, I was going to pee my pants, but at this time, I suddenly thought that it would be great if my father was by my side!" Zhao Ta didn't know how many big mouths he had slapped himself, but the opportunity was rare, so he should act.

"It's not going to work. When I encountered sesame things, I remembered my father. How can you achieve great things in this way, but the famous Anhui is really poisonous enough, use this method, tell me how you did it at that time? Zhao Ji pointed at Zhao Ta with a frightened face and said, but anyone could see that he was holding back a smile.

"Yes!" Zhao Ta got up and saluted again, "Erchen knew at that time that only his father could bear this 'long live', so he also knelt down and shouted long live facing the southeast mountain, and passed this intention to your father, I don't know if you felt it at that time?" ”

"Hmm. It was indeed a father-son connection, I was in the early dynasty, and suddenly I felt a burst of mountain cries in my ears, and I thought that there were people outside the palace. So he sent someone to investigate, but there was no such thing, and when I heard Erlang say it today, it must be your voice! Zhao Ji nodded and said thoughtfully.

"Yes, that day it was the little one who was waiting in the temple, and the saint sent the little one to inspect it, and the little one was still wondering at that time, how could such a miraculous thing happen, and now the little one is a mortal fetus with the naked eye, where can I know!" The waiter who accompanied Zhao Ji was also really sensible. Seeing that the emperor was like this, he confessed and quickly testified.

"Alas, the father can know that the son is sincere, that Wei Ming An Hui finished shouting, then stretched his legs and died, the son was so angry that he was smoking, dead and alive, the six gods have no owner, just want to break him into thousands of pieces, crush the bones and scatter ashes, but there are still 20,000 people in the Western Xia army present, so it is likely to stir up trouble again. I can only endure it. Afterwards, the son wanted to tell his father about it, but how could he not explain it clearly, so scared that I fell asleep for three days, day and night, and asked my father to punish the son today. No matter what, the ministers have endured, and they just want to be able to sleep well in the future! Zhao Ta knelt down again and said.

"Erlang is flat. I have long understood the trivial matters, you are sincere, touching the heavens and the earth, how can my father punish you! Zhao Ji waved his hand and said.

"Thank you for your father's forgiveness, but Erchen has caused such a big disaster, his father does not condemn him, and his son is still uneasy, even if your father is like Lao Tzu in the people's family punishes his son, beat his son a few times, scold a few words, and his son is more comfortable, even if some courtiers talk about it in the future, let them know that his father is fair!" Zhao Ta just didn't get up, and kowtowed again and said. …,

"Well, you also have something careless about this matter, so that the famous An Hui took advantage of the loophole!" Seeing this, Zhao Ji groaned and said, "Since the father has the responsibility to teach, then today I will enforce the family law punishment for you, and I want you to remember this lesson!" ”

"Please punish my father!" Zhao Ta hurriedly knelt down a few steps and walked to his father's knees.

'Smack, smack, smack! Zhao Ji picked up a few ivory chopsticks and knocked them on Zhao Ta's head three times, "Ta'er, can you remember the lesson of Lingzhou?" He finished knocking on the right color.

"Sons remember the teachings of their father!" Zhao Ta bowed.

"Remember, in the second year of Xuanhe, the emperor trained the prince Tayan Fugong Funing Palace, hit his head with a chopstick, and accused him of not doing things in the summer as a false sacrifice to the king!" Seeing this, the chamberlain who was waiting on the side immediately ordered Bingpen to write down the matter in the "Living Record".

"Erchen was calculated by the name of Anhui, and his heart was unsettled, and he was angry but wanted to capture Xingzhou, but at this time, Brother Cha fled back to Xingzhou and transferred tens of thousands of troops to garrison Xingzhou, and at this time, Taiwei Tong transferred back the two military horses from Shaanxi, and Erchen had to garrison such a large area from Hedong to Hanoi, and he also had to guard against the bad of Liao, and he couldn't mobilize more soldiers and horses, so he had to endure this evil breath for the time being!" Zhao Ta was beaten with three chopsticks, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, this biggest thing can be regarded as covering up the past, and talking about the past.

"Well, I know about this matter, after Brother Cha returned to Xia, he sent troops to threaten Shaanxi, intending to encircle Wei to save Zhao, Tong Guan went on the table several times, to withdraw the army from Lingzhou, I want to send the forbidden army from Beijing again for fear of delaying the matter, so I let it play, then why do you want to attack Xingzhou knowing that there is a lack of troops?" Zhao Ji said.

"What my father is very worried about is that he can't spoil a big thing because of Xingzhou!" Zhao Ta has found his father's pulse, he is a donkey, he must not choke on stubble, otherwise it will be a bad thing, although he knows the reason for this matter, but if he finds out and says that he was deceived by Tong Guan, wouldn't it be a slap on the face of his wise and martial father, so he can only cheapen Tong Guan first and wipe his ass clean. "Then my father accepted the begging of Western Xia, and I also put down this revenge at that time, but you don't know what to do, Li Qianshun, this bastard is openly negotiating with us, but secretly sent his personal guard, known as the first swordsman in Western Xia, to assassinate me, that Xuan has killed countless people in the northwest for more than ten years, and has never met an opponent, and his martial arts are good!"

"Oh, and such a thing?" Zhao Ji asked in surprise.

"But isn't it, Father, you want to hide in the dark all day long with a knife and stare at you, knowing that you don't know when Lu Dao will jump out and slash you, but you just can't catch what it's like in his heart?" Zhao Ta said with a bitter face.

"Well, you must be very angry, and according to your temper, you will definitely take revenge!" Zhao Ji said.

"Hehe, or my father, you know me, he sneaked into Erchen's residence several times, but because of the tight defense, he couldn't succeed, but the anger of Erchen was aroused again, so Erchen took advantage of the Yellow River to freeze, sent troops to attack Huaizhou, robbed all the surrounding thousands of tents to Hedong, and burned the city to him!" Zhao Ta touched his head and smiled.

"You kid, how can you treat military affairs as child's play and send troops at will!" Zhao Ji reprimanded.

"Yes, yes, what my father taught me is that I don't dare anymore!" Zhao Ta hurriedly admitted his mistake.

"Hmph, you kid is bold, why don't you dare, did you cross the river again?" Zhao Ji smiled at the corner of his mouth, but said with a straight face.

"I can't hide anything from my father," Zhao Tan glanced at his father with resentment, and said 'dejectedly', "Erchen just wants Li Qianshun to retreat from the difficulties and sit down to negotiate, but he still refuses to let go of Erchen." The father once said that he wanted to appease the people of Lingzhou, and his son went to the temple to worship the Buddha on the day of the Buddha's birthday.

"Tatar, I did say it, but I heard rumors that you had cast a golden Buddha, and there were visions!" Zhao Ji interrupted Zhao Ta's words and asked, stretching his neck.

"Father, do you even know about this?" Zhao Ta said as if he had been stepped on by his tail.

"Well, tell me what's going on!" Zhao Ji nodded slightly.

"This" Zhao Ta glanced at the inner servants and palace maids in the hall, and stopped talking.

"Erlang, even if you say it, these are all the people around me, and no one dares to talk more!" Zhao Ji immediately understood his son's thoughts.

"Father, this matter is a bit like that, can my son come closer and tell you?" Zhao Ta was still not at ease, and said again.

"Well, then you come close and talk!" Zhao Ji's curiosity was hooked up, and the more solemn Zhao Ta said, the more he wanted to know about it.

"Father is like this, this golden Buddha is indeed cast by the sons of their own hands, from the casting mold, the sand is not in the hands of others, the whole use of nine hundred and ninety-nine two-foot gold, fasting for nine days to succeed, that night when the mold was opened is the moon star sparse, when the son of the minister opened, the sky suddenly descended a white light, the ceiling through a basin of holes, is falling on the golden Buddha that has just opened the mold, suddenly the house is full of red light, very surprised!" Zhao Ta whispered.

"Oh, when the Buddha is completed, white light falls from the sky, and the golden Buddha flashes red light, this is a good omen, there will be a character born!" Zhao Ji was also infected by Zhao Ta's words, and said softly.

"That's right, a few of the monks present at the time also said the same, and they chanted Amitabha!" Zhao Ta said, "Father, in fact, there is a big secret hidden in this golden Buddha, and the son has not told anyone else!" ”

"Huh?! What secret? Zhao Ji asked anxiously, the two of them were almost face to face now.

"Father, the Buddha statue is cast according to the appearance of the father, I hope you can accept the worship of the subjects of the Quartet, for you to increase the blessing and longevity, after the son of the minister in the temple for the Golden Buddha to hold a blessing ceremony, the ceremony is not over, the Golden Buddha will exude wisps of Buddha light, the monks and laymen in the temple are all surprised, there were deaf people who can hear the sound at that time, many years of illness patients can actually get up, dumb people are open to speak, it is rumored that the Buddha came to the world, but where do they know that it is the incarnation of the father!" Zhao Ta whispered, but the waiter who was waiting on the side changed his face at this moment.

"Erlang, I didn't expect you to be so filial!" Zhao You listened for a long time without speaking, gently touched Zhao Ta's face and said with tears in his eyes, "Tomorrow night is Chinese New Year's Eve, you enter the palace and keep the year together!" ”

"Yes, Father!" Zhao Ta bowed down and saluted, but he was melancholy in his heart, gritted his teeth and said secretly: "Let me enter the palace for the New Year, it is the heart of that kid who makes it bad, their brothers and sisters are all on his New Year, it is lively, but he will leave me out in the cold, give him seven days at most, if he doesn't take me out of the palace, he will send someone to knock on his door!" ’(。 )