Chapter Forty-Eight: I accidentally scolded the eunuch to death

Wu Qing dressed neatly and asked the servants to bring a donkey, this is a small flower donkey, the gray and white spots make Wu Qing can't help but think of the little donkey he rode when he was a child, in line with the commemoration of his previous childhood, he chose such a little donkey as a substitute.

Of course, Wuqing can only choose a donkey or choose a bad horse, Emperor Taizong once decreed that officials of the third rank and above can only ride carriages and sedan chairs when they go to the court, and other officials can either ride horses or donkeys, and the elderly can ride ox carts or donkey carts. The purpose of this was to demonstrate the authority of the court's important ministers, and the other was to reduce the crowding during the court.

Wu Qing rode out of the Wu Mansion on a donkey, and happened to meet Wu Minzhi who was returning to the house, and Wu Minzhi almost hit the donkey's head. I saw Wu Minzhi with dark circles under his eyes, glared at Wu Qing viciously, and then snorted angrily, flicked his sleeves and went into the house.

Wu Qing smiled disdainfully, Grandpa, I won't be stared at to death. Looking at Wu Minzhi's vain footsteps, he knew that this guy was having a bit of a good time in the East Palace. If you overindulge, you will die, but you, it's best to die with all your strength, and save yourself from raising eyebrows at Lao Tzu all day long, and give Lao Tzu a fierce blow from time to time, then our family can't stand it.

Without thinking about Wu Minzhi's rudeness for the time being, Wu Qing walked out of Pingkangfang, followed the imperial city wall and then passed the east wall of the East Palace, and finally walked slowly into the Guangzhai Fang next to the Xing'an Gate and Jianfu Gate of the Daming Palace.

At this time, there are not many people on Chang'an Street, after all, this has passed the peak period of the ministers' last dynasty, and the people of Chang'an do not have the habit of coming out for morning exercises. There are vendors selling breakfast in the workshop, and the shouting is endless. Wu Qing already hated Datang's early singleness, and there was no shadow of fried dough sticks and buns, so it seemed necessary to carry out dietary innovation.

Walking into the Teaching Division, he tied the little donkey to the horse stake, and saw a group of Yunshao people practicing in the courtyard in the morning. Bending over, pressing legs, and hanging throats, it was lively, coupled with the bumpy and chic figure of the big and small beauties, tall, short, fat and thin, everything, almost made Wu Qing dizzy and his nose bleeds.

In this situation, should we write a poem? It's a pity that I can't think of a few words when I search my intestines and scrape my belly, so I stared at the breasts of the big and small girls.

It's a morning for a Datang beauty!

When the winter sun was high and the beauties were tired, Wu Qing stepped forward.

Yun Shao saw that it was the envoy of the sect who came, so they hurriedly bowed down to say hello, but fortunately, although Wu Qing was a big official in their eyes, he was just a little child, and he had no defense.

"I've seen the Sect Envoy!"

"I've seen the Sect Envoy!"

"Qiushui has seen the Jiaofang envoy!"

"Huh?" Wu Qing was stunned for a moment, and couldn't help but look up carefully, only to see that this woman was slender, green and high, and her plain makeup made people feel amazing, and her eyes were like autumn water, always full of affection.

This is a woman who is extremely emotional!

Wu Qing almost reached out and grabbed Qiushui's arm, stretched out half of his hand and retracted it, and said, "Ah, it turned out to be Sister Qiushui." Wu Qing was very happy, it seems that Li Qiuxiang has already sued Li Qiushui that she is temporarily acting as the teacher of the workshop.

Seeing that these Yun Shao people had gathered, he said, "Since everyone is here, let's go to the concert hall to talk about things!" ”

So a group of people followed closely and went to the concert hall.

The moment Wu Qing walked into the performance hall, he saw about eight or nine people sitting in the performance hall, Wu Qing was stunned, and Qiushui said in Wu Qing's ear: "The one in the middle is the prince of the teaching workshop, yesterday they pretended to be sick and went to the Yihong Courtyard in Pingkangfang. ”

Wu Qing felt the hot breath that exhaled like an orchid, and a fire suddenly broke out in his lower abdomen, Wu Qing secretly scolded, he was too sensitive, could it be that his sensitive belt changed to the root of his ears?

However, seeing the dead eunuch Wang Jiaofang Ling who was smiling wickedly, Wu Qing did not show any displeasure and ignored this group of people. I know that their group of people can't make any waves, and they still want to dismount themselves? A group of dead eunuchs! No guy still goes to Yihong Courtyard? Damn, it's so lacking in morality.

Wu Qing sat in the middle, Yun Shao didn't dare to sit, Wu Qing said: "Sisters, sit down, other idle people, please quit, there are important things to discuss here!" ”

Li Qiushui and Li Qiuxiang knew that their teaching workshop was only a temporary part-time job, and they did not get the imperial seal of the Ministry or Emperor Gaozong, so they couldn't do anything, so they sat down.

Wu Qing looked at the eunuchs, who were still sitting in place, not greeting themselves, not saying anything, waiting for a while, those people were still sitting steadily.

There was silence in the auditorium.

"Smack!"

Wu Qing took the case and said, "What's the matter with these dead eunuchs? As Lord Ben has already said, the idlers will quit as soon as possible! ”

The prince of the teaching workshop glanced at Wu Qing, snorted coldly, and said softly: "Little hairy child who has not dried up, are you talking about our family?" ”

Wu Qing snorted with anger in his chest, and said, "Who is the dead eunuch, who knows!" ”

The prince stood up suddenly, shook the dust in his hand, raised his eyebrows coldly, and said, "Boy, you have to pay the price for saying this. Our family has been the commander of the workshop for 20 years, and since the enthronement of the saint, our family has been the order of the workshop, which green onion are you, get acquainted, just get out of here, this is our family's territory, and it is not your turn to be a yellow-haired boy who has not dried up! ”

Yun Shao saw that the Jiaofang Ling was domineering, and the Jiaofang made the adults be restrained everywhere, and began to talk in a low voice.

Wu Qing kicked over the desk, pointed at the teaching order and scolded: "You dead eunuch, listen up, this is not your territory, this is the emperor's place!" Return your territory, you are going to rebel? Or do you want to tear the ground and stand on its own? You are a dead eunuch, Lao Tzu is the emperor's own envoy, and the officials can't manage it, you dead eunuch, which onion are you, you want to take care of me? Do you want to exercise the rights of the emperor? ”

Eunuch Wang's face changed slightly, he didn't expect this kid to pick out words so much, and he said "you" in a row, "you, you" just couldn't say anything.

Wu Qing shouted and scolded: "You dead eunuch, you say, is it easy for your parents to raise you?" You actually entered the palace as a eunuch? Do you know what unfilial piety is? In the Book of Filial Piety, it is said, 'There are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is greater.' Do you know what that means? Since you know, then you became a eunuch? You want to say that you are loyal to the emperor, but I say that you are loyal to the fart. Well, even if you are loyal to the emperor, then you still want to get rid of me, the emperor's envoy? Yesterday, you pretended to be sick and went to Yihong Hospital? You said you were all that stuff, what are you doing in Yihong Courtyard? Spoiling other people's little girls and making people want to stop? What virtue are you? Are you loyal like that? You are not righteous and unkind! Dead eunuch, you are in your fifties, you can't accumulate some virtue, and you won't be a eunuch in the next life? In this way, you, this unfilial, disloyal and unrighteous person, what reason do you have to stand here, and what face do you have to be an official in the Church Division? What face is there to live in this world? Why don't you die? ”

Eunuch Wang blushed and had a thick neck, pointing at Wu Qing's nose, "you" just couldn't scold.

Wu Qing shouted, foamed at the mouth, and said, "You, unfilial piety, disloyalty and injustice, why don't you die!" I said, why don't you die, if I were you, I would have killed you with a piece of tofu! ”

Eunuch Wang's face turned pale all of a sudden, and he pointed at Wu Qing, speechless. Suddenly, covering his heart, a mouthful of blood spurted out, his eyes widened, he fell to the ground with a bang, convulsed twice, and stopped moving.

Wu Qing's heart tightened, we didn't have a pair, what are you doing vomiting blood?

Jiaofang Cheng hurriedly stretched out his finger to probe under the nose of the eunuch Wang, fell to the ground, and shouted: "Jiaofang made him die!" ”

"Huh? Wu Qing hurriedly stretched out his hand and touched the artery in his neck, and sure enough, the pulse was weak, so he hurriedly said, "Hurry up and call the medical officer." ”

After a while, the medical officer came, took the pulse, and said, "There is no help, the heart pulse has been broken!" ”

Wu Qing was stunned, what should I do, this eunuch is too unscolded, so he arched his hand and said, "Sister medical officer, is it really dead?" ”

The medical officer was obviously surprised by the name of "Sister Medical Officer", and couldn't help but look at the child more, and said: "It's really hopeless, he's too old to stand the big stimulation." ”

In this way, Wu Qingqing understood, it turned out that he was stimulated by himself, and because he was old, he caused a myocardial infarction and died. What can I do?

The medical officer left, leaving behind a stunned Wu Qing and a group of chattering Yun Shao. Yun Shao's faces were full of sympathy for Wu Qing, but more of them were amazed, this person could be scolded to death. At this time, the two Jiaofang Cheng sneaked out of the Jiaofang Division and ran towards Daming Palace.