Chapter 8: Dian Wei is naïve
Lu Bu listened to what Dian Wei said, and said with a smile: "Your brain is in water, isn't Cao Cao your boss!" ”
Dian Wei snorted and said angrily: "What kind of thing is Cao Cao, can he be my boss?" ”
Seeing Dian Wei's serious appearance, it didn't look like he was lying, Lu Bu frowned, and asked suspiciously, "Then who are you?" Who are you following this time? ”
The two of them were fighting and talking at the same time, no matter how they looked at it, it looked like they were chatting, it was not good to be intimate, and Xu Rong and Guo Yan on the side were stunned, what tricks were these two playing?
Dian Wei was panting and replied with sweat like rain: "Lao Tzu is an army of his own. ”
"You're really not Cao Cao's subordinate?" Lu Bu asked with a complicated expression.
"I said a long time ago, Cao Cao is the garlic, and he is also worthy of being my boss." Dian Wei is very strange, why does this Lu Bu always ask Cao Cao if he is the boss? What does Cao Cao have to do with me? Does it matter?
The ancients have always regarded faithfulness as the moral standard, if Dian Wei is really Cao Cao's subordinate, then he will definitely not speak disrespectfully to his superiors, it seems that Dian Wei has not yet been put into Cao Cao's account.
Lu Bu roared angrily: "Then what are you doing with Cao Cao's group of bastards chasing Lao Tzu?" Fuck, you're the fiercest rusher! ”
I made a mistake, I actually made a mistake, if I really killed him as Cao Cao's general, I would really become a sinner through the ages! Lu Bu was a little angry at the same time, but also a little excited in his heart, since Lao Cao hadn't accepted him as a subordinate yet, then I would not be polite.
Dian Wei was scolded by Lu Bu's words, and the second monk was at a loss, and said a little at a loss: "I heard that you are the number one fierce general in the world, so I want to come to you for a comparison, can't you?" ”
Haematemesis! There are still people who die like this, what a martial idiot! Lu Bu thought depressedly.
"Ah~~~ The scenery is so nice tonight! Such a beautiful day, but the two of us are here to fight and kill, it's too bad for the scenery, Brother Dian Wei, why don't we find a place to have a drink, and talk about the ideal of life, isn't it beautiful! Lu Bu said with a grin.
This smile fell in Dian Wei's eyes, giving Dian Wei goosebumps, feeling like a big bad wolf looking at a stripped little sheep.
Lu Bu's eyes were extremely hot, like two flames in the night.
Nothing to do is courteous or a thief, Dian Wei doesn't think that Lu Bu is a good person, can a good person kill his father-in-law for fame and fortune? Besides, Lu Bu is now Dong Zhuo's righteous son, who is Dong Zhuo? That's what everyone gets and condemns, the public enemy of the world! Just kidding, I drank with Dong Zhuo's son, didn't that also become a big traitor in the world?
Dian Wei roared angrily: "You are dreaming, you are just a dog raised by Dong Zhuo, what qualifications do you have to drink with me!" Die quickly! ”
A dog? Damn, dare to humiliate me, you kid doesn't want to mess around. Lu Bu's face sank, and he decided to give Dian Wei a little color to see, and immediately strengthened the offensive and beat Dian Wei back again and again.
"Not good! Look at the fire in the distance, there must be a large army coming, Feng Xian, without further ado, let's withdraw quickly! Xu Rong saw the flames in the distance, like a long snake rolling sideways, knowing that something was wrong, and retreated in his heart.
"Yes, yes, the hero doesn't suffer the immediate loss, let's go!" Guo Yan said tremblingly, scolding himself in his heart for why he didn't leave earlier, and he had to do something here to ambush.
"Kill——! Kill——! ”
The large army in the distance was like a flood, rushing into the battle group in the blink of an eye, Xu Rong's 10,000 ambush soldiers were killed and abandoned their armor, the situation on the battlefield has completely become one-sided, Xu Rong's face became pale, half of them are their own troops! If they are all defeated, there will be no capital to speak under Dong Zhuo's account in the future.
The allies who rushed to him were Sun Jianjun and Cao Bing, as soon as Sun Jian joined the battlefield, he really had a bit of a tiger attitude, all the soldiers who were close to him were miserable, and what was even more brilliant was a silver-robed young general beside him, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, quite a bit of handsome taste, but the murderous person came, more than Sun Jian, and the soldiers who were scared without Xu Rong fled away.
"Where is Lu Bu?" The silver-robed young general broke up a pair of soldiers and yelled.
Your grandfather and I are here, but I don't have the time to take care of you now. Lu Bu was trying his best to deal with Dian Wei, trying to take Dian Wei without harming him, and then capture him alive.
"Ah~~~ Brother Feng Xianxian, I'll go first." Guo Yan screamed and began to run away again.
Xu Rong glanced at Guo Yan with disdain, thinking that he really didn't know how this scoundrel became a general, it was really strange. Xu Rong glanced at the bravery of Sun Jian's army, sighed, and before I was killed, I will also withdraw first!
"Dian Wei, you still obey me! I'll be sure to treat you well! ”
Lu Bu Da Lu smiled and slapped Dian Wei fiercely with Fang Tian's halberd, which shook Dian Wei's body and almost fell off his hand.
Mother's skin, this kid looks chic and extraordinary, how can he still have this hobby! Dian Wei rolled his eyes and said, "I······ I swear to death! ”
Dian Wei is a general, Lu Bu can't bear to hurt him, and he will expect him to work for him in the future, if he has an accident, it will not be good. Lu Bu's combat effectiveness is a little higher than Dian Wei's, and the master duel, this point is an overwhelming advantage, and it is necessary to master the heat to shoot Dian Wei off the horse and capture him alive.
How? This heat must be accurate! Lu Bu's heart was very irritable. Suddenly, he had a flash of inspiration!
"Huh? Yuan Shao, why are you here! ”
Lu Bu feigned horror and pointed behind Dian Wei and said.
"There?"
Dian Wei naturally turned his head, who is Yuan Shao? The leader of the Eighteenth Road Princes, the great hero of the world's public recommendation, when Dian Wei used to crisscross the countryside, he had heard of the name of Yuan Shao IV and the Third Duke, this trip to the Tiger Prison Pass, he had the idea of defecting to Yuan Shao, and then thought that Yuan Shao's subordinates were innumerable, and they would not be reused, so they had the idea of making war exploits first, and then going to defect, just Lu Bu's name was loud enough, and he heard Cao Bing's order to chase and kill Lu Bu, so he killed him in a hurry.
As soon as Dian Wei heard Yuan Shao's name, he was excited, and he turned his head very naïvely, but the end was very miserable!
Sample, I don't believe I can't play with you, Lu Bu smiled proudly, and slapped Dian Wei directly from behind.
Zhang Liao was already a little impatient on the sidelines, seeing that Lu Bu was actually chatting with Dian Wei while fighting, making endless troubles, and he had the idea of wiping his neck to commit suicide, and when he saw Dian Wei being photographed off the horse by Lu Bu, he immediately beckoned his subordinates to tie him up.
Dian Wei was full of brute strength, and more than a dozen strong ones almost didn't hold it down, and Zhang Liao personally dismounted at the end, so he reluctantly tied Dian Wei.
"Lu Bu, you shameless kid, you actually cheated and won me, what kind of hero! There is a kind of let me go, we fought again, you ¥&**%¥¥¥%" Dian Wei almost fainted, he didn't expect Lu Bu to cheat himself, and he was actually fooled like a big stupid pig!
Lu Bu pursed his lips and said with a smile: "Soldiers are not tired of cheating, what is this, you must know that there will be an injury when the two tigers fight each other, if I hurt you, I can't bear it!" I hope you understand my good intentions! Brother Dian Wei, let's go to Luoyang to talk about our life ideals! ”
Dian Wei was furious at this time, how could he hear what Lu Bu said, and still kept scolding: "Lu Bu%&¥#&&¥##......&"
"Noise, shut his mouth!" Lu Bu frowned and said.
"No!" A Wu Chang took out a stinky footcloth from his arms and stuffed it into Dian Wei's mouth, Dian Wei's eyes rolled and he fainted from the smell.
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