Chapter 557: Two Men Fight for Women (I)
It is not a joke to say that beating Tang Yin, Zhu Houzhao's eyes have already spewed fire, if it weren't for Liu Liangnu's presence to maintain her image, it would not be appropriate to show her rough and wild side, Tang Yin would probably have been splashed with blood for five steps by now.
Qin Kan couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't mind how Zhu Houzhao and Tang Yin fought for a daughter, anyway, it had nothing to do with him, there were already two wives at home, and there was no plan to add another room for the time being, what made him speechless was Tang Yin's method of picking up girls.
Talent is an intangible asset, "intangible" means can't be seen or touched but can be felt, I didn't expect Tang Yin to turn intangible assets into tangible assets, holding this collection of poems in front of his beloved girl, to be honest, this kind of waiting for Qin Kan to abandon it after adulthood and deeply despise it.
Zhu Houzhao's face was pale, his teeth were gritted loudly, and his eyes were angry and staring at Tang Yin on the slope.
"Your Majesty, if you really like Liu Liangnu, just announce her into the palace with a holy decree...... Qin Kan sighed.
"Nope! My woman, I rely on my own ability to fight, what is the power and oppression? Aren't there enough women like this in my harem? The woman I want, she can only like me as a person, not the dragon robe on my body, if she is devoted to me, I will never give up, even if I give her the country! Zhu Houzhao blushed and roared.
Qin Kan sighed, Xiao Dujun is talking nonsense again, it is understandable that men will always be stupid when they fall in love for the first time, it is precisely because of their young blood, reckless impulsiveness and simple and beautiful feelings that this world has become less annoying.
I have to say that Tang Yin's method is old-fashioned. But it is very effective, Tang Yin is worthy of being a romantic talent, well versed in the psychology of women, this arrogant and talented man who bears his hands against the wind may not be eye-catching, and it is inevitable that he will be suspected of being contrived, but it is still very marketable in the field of small jasper.
Liu Liangnu seems to have some interest in this uncle, of course, the biggest interest does not seem to be him as a person, but "if life is only as first seen".
This is also very reasonable, after all, this poetry collection was sold for more than 2,000 taels of silver. And Tang Yin ...... If he gives himself two thousand taels at a discount, he will send him to the pawnshop. Which shopkeeper will accept the goods?
High on the slope, Liu Liangnu seemed to have relaxed her guard against Tang Yin, and sat on the grass a foot away, perhaps at this moment she felt that the person who could write such an elegant and sad sentence in life as she first saw must not be a bad person.
This small action made Tang Yin and Zhu Houzhao very excited. But the mood is quite the opposite. Tang Yin was ecstatic. And Zhu Houzhao, who was in the dark of the depression, trembled with anger.
"The little woman knows a few words and doesn't know much about Tang Xianggong's name, but the little woman has followed her father since she was a child. This song "if life is only as first seen" has been sung by many people, and the little woman also likes this song, today I know that it was originally made by Tang Xianggong, and I really don't know Taishan......"
Tang Yin trembled with excitement, but pretended to be calm and indifferent, and his hand holding his short beard trembled slightly, obviously ecstatic in his heart.
Qin Kan dared to bet five taels of silver, betting that this guy must be thanking his eighteenth generation ancestor in his heart, if he appeared in front of Tang Yin at this time, more than seventy percent might Tang Yin would bow to him.
ββThe original poetry collection was too much of a loss.
"Does Miss Liu really like this poem?" Tang Yin's eyes flashed with joy, he had never been so happy when the poetry collection was sold for more than 2,000 taels of silver.
Liu Liangnu smiled embarrassedly: "Poor woman, how can she be qualified to talk about poetry and literature, but she feels sad and inexplicable, every word in the words seems to poke the tip of the heart, I am not afraid of Tang Xianggong's jokes, when I heard this word, the little woman secretly cried two or three times......
Tang Yin's eyebrows fluttered even more when he heard this.
In the dark of the depression, Zhu Houzhao bit a mouthful of silver teeth.
"It's just an obscene poem, Liu Liangnu doesn't want to think about it, what a good thing is the person who can write this poem, I don't know how many innocent women from good families have been deceived by Lu Dao with this poem!"
Qin Kan rubbed his nose, a little embarrassed.
To be precise, this poem was written by him, and now this poem is not only infringed upon by others to pick up girls, but also hurts himself and is scolded, which is another loss.
"Your Majesty, it's time to show up, if you don't show up again, Liu Liangnu will really be hooked up, you have to quickly trick Liu Liangnu back to the city......" Qin Kan sighed.
It is none of his business for two men to compete for women, but when it comes to pursuing women, ten Zhu Houzhao are no match for one Tang talent, Qin Kan's reminder is completely from a humanitarian standpoint to help the weak.
Zhu Houzhao said angrily: "How do I show up?" How to explain the appearance in the apricot grove outside the city for no reason? Besides, what excuse do I use to trick her into going back to the city? β
Qin Kan thought for a moment and hesitated, "...... Let's just say that her father slipped under his feet and fell into a dung pit? β
Zhu Houzhao was shocked: "You, how can you say such unfilial words!" β
Qin Kan sighed: "Your Majesty, when you become a person who has come over, you will know how pleasing the matter of your father-in-law falling into the dung pit is......
Zhu Houzhao's face twitched twice: "No, change it." β
"The only reasonable and happiest excuse I can think of is this......
Zhu Houzhao glared at him and said, "I can't count on you, I'd better adapt myself, no matter how late Liu Liangnu is, she will really be confused by this dead thief......"
After speaking, Zhu Houzhao stood up, deliberately messed up his clothes, held his breath and panted, artificially creating the appearance of a thousand miles away to report the funeral, and ran uphill in three steps and two steps.
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Tang Yin was proud of the spring breeze at this time, and his rich romantic experience told him that just a few words would make Liu Liangnu have a good impression of him, and now was the critical moment to win his heart.
As soon as he had a word in his mind, Tang Yin saw a face that he least wanted to see, this face looked angry, and it was green from the inside out, like a frog in a pond.
"Little monkey, why are you here?" Liu Liangnu looked at Zhu Houzhao in surprise.
Qin Kan, who was following Zhu Houzhao, realized that he had changed his name, and the surname Zhu was too suspicious, but it was not very understandable why Liu Liangnu was called "little monkey".
Zhu Houzhao turned his head and glanced at Qin Kan, and said with a straight face: "How many times have I said it, my surname is Hou, my name is Hou Zhao, not a little monkey!" β
Liu Liangnu is obviously very familiar with Zhu Houzhao, and her eyes narrowed when she heard this: "You are a trot, I am the shopkeeper, do you dare to call you a little monkey?" β
Zhu Houzhao suddenly hung his head: "I...... Gladly. β
The corners of Qin Kan's eyes twitched.
I really want to tell this woman that the little monkey in front of her is much more advanced than the shopkeeper, and the whole world is his, including her, if this little monkey has a unique hobby, theoretically her father Liu Liang can also be his......
Seeing Zhu Houzhao's compromise, Liu Liangnu wrinkled her nose imperceptibly, and her quiet appearance revealed a naughty taste.
"Little monkey, why are you out of the city? And also went to the apricot grove...... "Liu Liangnu is not very old after all, so she didn't think about being followed by Zhu Houzhao, but raised her eyebrows and said: "There are so many customers in the store, why did you run out?" Wouldn't my father be busy alone? β
Zhu Houzhao hurriedly said: "I came out to look for you, and I inquired all the way to find out that you came to Xinglin, Uncle Liu asked me to look for you back, saying that you have been going out with others for too long, I'm afraid it's inappropriate......"
Squinting at Tang Yin, Zhu Houzhao pouted and said: "In these years, too many people have dressed themselves in the skin of scholars and literati, and have done all the evil things of men and women stealing and prostitutes. β
Pointing to Sang and scolding Huai, Tang Yin's eyebrows were raised, and when he was about to get angry, he felt that he should not lose his demeanor in front of the beauty, so he had to endure this breath, and forced a smile to pretend to be a tolerant appearance of "he is horizontal, and the bright moon shines on the river".
Liu Liangnu also felt that it was very inappropriate to be with Tang Yin's lonely man and widow just now, her pretty face couldn't help but blush, she poked Zhu Houzhao's forehead with a finger of hatred and hatred, and left quickly after saluting Tang Yin's blessing and saying goodbye.
The beauty was far away, leaving only a dark fragrance, Tang Yin and Zhu Hou looked at Liu Liangnu's back as she drifted away, and sighed faintly at the same time with a tacit understanding.
Then the two of them glared at each other hostilely. Liu Liangnu left, Zhu Houzhao had no scruples, and his stomach suddenly burst into flames.
"Dog thief! How dare you lure her out of the city and chant her for the woman you fancy in the master......" Zhu Houzhao became more and more angry the more he spoke, so he suddenly made a move and slammed Tang Yin's old face with a punch.
Tang Yin was caught off guard, his left eye circle was straightened, and he screamed.
Zhu Houzhao's face was flushed, and he pointed at Tang Yin's nose and said angrily: "Everyone is a master, don't say that the master is bullying, I will beat you today, if you are a man, you will fight back, whoever wins will automatically stay away from Miss Liu, and you will never find a back account if you win or lose!" β
Tang Yin covered his eyes and said angrily: "What kind of momentum can you fight in a trot!" It's so rude that you dare to insult Sven, and the Shuntianfu Yamen will sue you! β
Zhu Houzhao smiled angrily: "I opened the Shuntian Mansion, you go and sue!" Don't talk nonsense, let's fight! β
After speaking, Zhu Houzhao stepped forward with an arrow step, and punched Tang Yin again according to the right eye circle, determined to turn him into a panda.
Tang Yin was furious: "Little bastard, are you really playing? An dares to deceive my scholar and ...... weak"
Bang!
Zhu Houzhao smashed Tang Yin's right eye circle with a punch impartially, and Tang Yin fell on his back.
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PS: Sorry for being late, I got up in the morning and made a cup of coffee to wake up and fell asleep, but the problem of rapid heartbeat after drinking the coffee was committed again, and now I haven't eased up......
Grit your teeth and strive for another chapter, send it before 12 o'clock, for the sake of the delicate appearance of the old thief Xi Shi's heart, reward a few monthly passes...... (To be continued......)