Chapter 30: Buns
In the midst of this Toutuo's chatter, Wu Song knew more about him. It turned out that the status of this Toutuo in the Shaolin Temple in the Western Regions was not low, and he belonged to the disciples of the Hui generation, and his status was second only to the elders of the Chief Luohan Hall. It stands to reason that as long as this head stays up for a few more years, there is absolutely no problem in becoming an elder.
But this bald donkey is in the Buddha gate, not good at chanting scriptures and chanting Buddha, but obsessed with Shaolin martial arts, when he thinks he has learned something, he will go around to learn from others, at least the other party will be seriously injured, or the other party will be killed. After killing people one after another, the elders of the temple could no longer protect him and had to expel him from the temple.
However, there was an elder in the temple who had always been magnanimous, so he gave this head a letter and recommended him to go to the Songshan Shaolin Temple in the Central Plains.
So, this Toutuo came to the Central Plains, and in order to communicate with the people around him more conveniently, he gave himself a name from the Central Plains, called "Li Shi." ”
When this Toutuo was introduced here, Wu Song interrupted him, "Your name is Li Shi?" Well, I'll call you a stone from now on. ”
Hearing this, Toutuo instantly petrified, and was stunned for a while before he said helplessly, "The stone is the stone, as long as you can give me a delicious meal." ”
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After walking out of the valley, Wu Song and the others stepped on a steep mountain again, and from the footprints of the dirt road, it could be judged that there must be a place to serve wine and food nearby.
Seeing this, the two of them felt a shock in their hearts and stepped up their steps.
After walking for about half an hour, Wu Song finally saw a flag with the word "wine" written on it, fluttering in the wind. Below the flag is a small restaurant, next to which there are many thatched houses, I don't know what they are for.
"Brother, look, it's a restaurant." Shi's eyes were slightly excited, and his two hands kept rubbing back and forth, it seemed that he couldn't wait, but Wu Song didn't speak, and Shi was only in a hurry.
"Don't be stunned, go eat, I'll pay for this meal." Wu Song had already seen that Shi had no money, so he simply invited him to eat generously.
Shi Shi had been waiting for this sentence for a long time, and as soon as he heard this, he couldn't wait to rush to the restaurant and shouted to the guys inside, "If there is anything delicious, bring it to the Sprinkle family, and the Sprinkler family has silver." "Between the words, I really think of myself as an uncle.
The guy inside didn't want to pay attention to it when he saw a head coming, but when he heard him say, "Some are silver", his eyes rolled and he immediately walked up with a smile on his face, and said respectfully to the stone, "Wait a minute, the guest officer waits, there is wine and meat in this store, but it's just ......"
This guy's words couldn't be clearer, he still felt that seeing was believing, and if he wanted to eat and drink well, he had to come up with real money. The stone is a solid eye, where does he understand this, he pulled the sleeve of the man's shirt and shouted, "It's just, it's just a fart, and if you don't bring wine and food, your stomach is about to be hungry." ”
The man was slammed by the stone, his face was frightened, and he screamed like a pig, and the cry immediately led to several other strong men in the restaurant, only to see that these big men had fierce eyes, and it seemed that they were all people who had seen blood. Seeing this, Wu Song didn't want to make a big fuss, so he shouted at the stone, "Stone, don't be rude, let this guy go." After speaking, he took out a piece of snowflake silver, threw it on the table, and said in a chic manner, "Uncle Silver, I lost it here, you people who don't have long eyes, don't hurry up and bring some delicious food." ”
Shi saw that Wu Song had spoken, so he let go of the guy in his hand, and the guy glanced at Wu Song gratefully, accepted the money, and then said with a smile on his face, "This uncle is really a bold person, there are freshly steamed meat buns in our store, and I will send them to the uncle immediately." With that, he turned and walked inside.
After waiting for a long time, the guy brought out two plates of steaming meat buns, the buns looked very loose, especially the oil flowers that came out of the interface, golden and yellow, I didn't expect that this place was not in the village before, and there was no store in the back, but the amount of meat in the buns was so sufficient, and it was really appetizing to see it.
Two plates of steamed buns were quickly brought to him, Shi didn't say a word, one bun in one hand, and couldn't wait to stuff it into his mouth, and he didn't know how long he had been hungry.
Of course, Wu Song was also hungry, he picked up a bun with chopsticks, and when he was about to stuff it into his mouth, he suddenly asked the guy next to him and said, "Man, I and the master next to me are unfortunately lost, I don't know what place this is, and how long it will take to enter the territory of Dehuazhou." ”
The guy naturally responded enthusiastically, "The guest officer doesn't know, this ridge is called 'Mengzhou Road', this is the cross slope, if the guest officer wants to go to Huazhou, you can go a little further, go to the Happy Forest Restaurant, and you can hire a carriage to go to Huazhou." ”
"What? Is this the Cross Slope? Wu Song almost screamed, "What kind of place is the cross slope, isn't it the place where the dominatrix Sun Erniang sells human meat buns." Thinking of this, Wu Song's hand that was sending the bun to his mouth also stopped, and at this time, he only felt a wave of nausea. Seeing the stone's chewing on meat again, Wu Song almost couldn't help but vomit.
In the original Water Margin, the cross slope of Mengzhou Road is a very famous place, where is it famous? It is because the couple of dominatrix Sun Erniang and Caiyuanzi Zhang Qing opened a hotel here, and once they met the right person, they used sweat medicine to numb it, and then disemboweled the unconscious person, made adult meat buns, and then used them to greet other guests. Famous characters in the Water Margin, such as Lu Zhishen and Wu Song, have all been in their way, but fortunately they all saved the day.
At this time, Wu Song finally understood the identity of the head next to him. In the original Water Margin, after Wu Song killed Zhang Dujian's family, he was taken in by Sun Erniang and them. In order to hide people's eyes, Sun Erniang gave Wu Song a set of travelers' clothes, which was also the iron ruler of the hoop head, a number of beads made of one hundred and eight parietal bones, and two ring knives made of snowflake iron, and Sun Erniang also made it clear that this was obtained by turning over a head a few days ago.
It seems that if the stone hadn't touched Wu Song, it is estimated that it would have become someone else's plate long ago, where would he still sit here and eat human meat buns comfortably.
"I wonder what the stone would spit out if it knew what it was eating?" Wu Song suddenly thought with some evil taste.
Without waiting for Wu Song to think about it, the words "Erniang is here" suddenly came, interrupting Wu Song's contemplation.
"Erniang? Could it be the dominatrix Sun Erniang? When Wu Song was about to ask the guys around him something more, he found that this guy's legs were trembling, and his eyes were full of horror, as if someone was going to eat him. The guy didn't answer Wu Song, he trembled and took back the tray containing the buns, and ran away like a rabbit.
"Is it that scary?" Wu Song turned his head and looked in the direction of the gate, and outside the gate, a woman's figure came into view.