In Baishui County, Tongzhou, Shaanxi Province, Daming Dynasty, the people of the county were still worried about this year's drought a while ago, but this moment is a rare celebration.

It's just that no one dares to show Xiàn out, unless it is a powerful and boundless person in Baishui County, or a stupid Leng, will show the joy Xiàn.

He Ye, just because the source of happiness is the third young master of the largest landlord's family in Baishui County.

Well, it's really not appropriate for someone else to be happy when someone dies, but it also depends on who died!

If you want to say that Zhang Hongbin, the third young master of the Zhang family, it is the best of the best, not like the eldest Zhang Hongwen likes to do business, not like the second Zhang Hongwu likes to practice martial arts, but it is completely a scourge of the scourge, only fourteen years old, it makes the people of Baishui County miserable. But who made him have a good old man? Master Zhang is the master of Baishui County, even if it is a county order, he does not dare to offend him, plus the third young master is arrogant but not stupid, and he specializes in harming the people and not the family, so it is much easier for the old man to help him wipe his buttocks, but it is just a pain for the majority of the people.

Speaking of the deeds of Third Young Master Zhang, it is completely a legend.

Seven months can walk, one year old can speak clearly, three years old began to contact books, the old man Zhang knelt to the ancestors who passed the exam, shouting Zhang Jiaxing!

The third young master began to familiarize himself with the Analects at the age of five, and at the age of seven, he became familiar with the Four Books and the Five Classics.

But from the age of eight, a qiē changed.

At the age of eight, Third Young Master Zhang put down his books and began to dig out the bird's nest and cut the tail of the ox with his friends; At the age of nine, he began to dominate among the children in the village; At the age of eleven, he began to peep at the village aunt taking a bath, and at the age of thirteen, he actually began to go to the Qinglou to drink flower wine. Since the second half of the thirteenth year, he actually began to rob the people's daughters, and after teasing them, he threw them out of the Zhang family. It is said that children, they may not really be real knives and guns to the people, but in the Ming Dynasty, such a woman entered someone else's house for a night, and the next day her clothes were thrown out, what did others say?

As a result, the girl who was robbed actually committed suicide by jumping into the river in the eyes of the world, but the third young master had no remorse at all, and began to rob the second girl.

By the time he was fourteen years old, the bones of at least a dozen folk girls had sunk in the Baishui River. At this point, as long as the third young master goes out, there will be a villager who will report first, and then the entire Baishui County, up to the eighty old lady, down to the one-year-old girl, will directly return to the house and close the door, until the third young master comes home.

Now it's okay, at least this big pervert Third Young Master Zhang has no way to do evil.

Just last night, the third young master chased and played with the maidservant at home, but when he went up and down the stairs, he missed one level, rolled down directly from the second floor, and his brain smashed directly on the hard ground, so he ran out of breath.

The Zhang family is now in mourning, and Zhang Huang's family is crying like a tearful person. She is not Master Zhang's original partner, the original partner died of illness before she took the position, to put it bluntly, the main thing is to fight for the stomach, and gave birth to the third young master to Master Zhang. Now that the third young master is dead, he is only afraid of ...... Whether it is for himself or his son, it is difficult for Zhang Huang not to be sad.

"Cry, cry, cry, know to cry! If you hadn't spoiled that obstacle too much, how would he be where he is today? Master Zhang was on the side, and after listening to the crying for most of the day, he was already angry.

"Are you embarrassed to murder me? It is said that 'you can't raise your godfather's fault', San Lang's situation, you have no responsibility? Eh, why is my life so miserable...... Woo woo...... "Zhang Huang simply let it go."

Master Zhang wanted to refute it, but he couldn't refute it. It is said that the youngest son is the most favored, especially a son with good talent, who will never forget to read, and his quick thinking is a reading material. As a result, I saw him eight years old, and I liked him to the extreme, but I relaxed my discipline...... As a result, there is today's Yiqiē.

Or is it really providential? Or, God really doesn't want the Zhang family to have another man?!

Thinking of this, Mr. Zhang couldn't help but look at the archway outside the gate, which was the archway that could be erected only by those who had lifted it in the family. It's just that this archway was earned by his grandfather, and in his own generation, the role is already very small. If the next generation or the next generation can no longer produce a lifter, then their Zhang family can only be regarded as an ordinary landlord, and there is no way to be exempt from taxes.

Eh, life has not been easy these years, and there has been a major drought since the beginning of this year, and the grain harvest has failed. The people made a fuss, and they were finally suppressed, and finally the government compromised and exempted this year's grain, saying that it was approved by the 9,000-year-old emperor and approved by the emperor. The people are exempt from taxes, and the food at home can still be dealt with for a year, so they admit it, and only hope that they can have a good year next year. Otherwise, there will be no way to live this day.

The people are like this, and the landlord's family is naturally no better, that is, the Zhang family has a man who is exempt from taxes, which is more leisurely than others.

"Master, it's time to be buried!" The old housekeeper stepped forward to remind him.

"Well, let the people below arrange it!" Master Zhang knew that the auspicious time could not be mistaken, so he nodded and agreed.

"Wait, let me see my kids again!" Zhang Huang pounced on the body of the third young master for the first time.

"People are dead, what's there to see?" Master Zhang shouted impatiently.

"You didn't give birth to a child, how do you know how hard it is to conceive in October? I'm just such a child, can't I be watched? Zhang Huang retorted unrelentingly.

"Look, look! Take another look and don't miss the auspicious time! Master Zhang didn't hesitate, so he simply waved his hand at Zhang Huang and asked her to look at it herself.

"Poor boy...... You see, it's simply asleep...... Why aren't you really asleep? Zhang Huang looked at Zhang Sanlang who was lying there quietly, the appearance of a beautiful young man was really gratifying, if he grew up, he was afraid that he should also be a romantic and talented person.

Zhang Huang kept muttering, and seemed to be slowly starting to fall into the devil, so he simply stretched out his hand directly, shook it on Zhang Hongbin's body, and shouted softly: "Child, it's dawn, get up......"

"Zhang Zhong, pull Madame back!" Seeing that Zhang Huang was nervous there, Master Zhang impatiently instructed the old steward.

The old steward received the order, and immediately called two young servants and stepped forward to hold Zhang Huang.

"Don't pull me, kid, he's just asleep, he just moved!" Zhang Huang shouted uncontrollably.

"Silly mother-in-law, the child is gone, don't talk crazy here!" Mr. Zhang was also very heartbroken.

"No, no, the child is really asleep! You see, he's moving, his hands are moving! Zhang Huang said persistently.

Perhaps it was to seal Zhang Huang's words, the third young master's hand seemed to be shaking slightly.

That scene, not to mention the old steward Zhang, the two servants next to him also saw it. It's just that what they think of is not the problem of waking up, but the problem of deceiving corpses.

It is said that if the burial is delayed at the auspicious time, there will be the possibility of defrauding the corpse. Zhang Huang's troubles obviously delayed the auspicious time...... Eh, don't really cheat the corpse!

I don't know if it was to fulfill their worries, the third young master's hand moved slightly, and the amplitude was a little larger than before.

Well, at that moment, everyone's hearts were raised to their throats. I kept silently muttering in my heart: "Eh, don't cheat the corpse!" ”

But he didn't want to, but the third young master turned over suddenly and shouted: "Ah! ”

For a while, the entire mourning hall was quiet, all the gongs and drums, chanting, and crying were gone, and everyone seemed to be enchanted.

Then, the whole mourning hall was lively, and everyone rushed out of the door as soon as possible, for fear that if they stayed for one more second, they would have to die.

TMD, the third young master has cheated the corpse!

"Ahem, damn it, it's good that I didn't hang up ......" But at this time, the third young master patted his chest and muttered with a panicked look.

It was a small voice, but everyone heard it.

"Kid, you're not dead?" Master Zhang was also bold, or the child was resurrected from the dead, and his heart became happy and bold.

"Whoever wants to die will die, I haven't enjoyed enough of my years, I don't want to die!" The third young master was very angry, and when he woke up, he was cursed and cursed.

For a while, everyone breathed a sigh of relief, and then some people were happy and some were worried, but Master Zhang and Zhang Huang pounced on them for the first time and held Zhang Sanlang in their arms. Feeling his heartbeat, listening to his breathing, the sadness and resentment that had accumulated in his heart before disappeared without a trace.

The rest is just the joy of immortality.

But they didn't know that Zhang Sanlang in his arms was no longer the original and genuine.