Chapter 297: Don't make an extraordinary
The person who came was a goat's beard, and at this time he brought someone here, it wouldn't be a matter of robbing the granary of Zhilu Dao! It shouldn't be, what happened yesterday can't have been spread so quickly!
The good ones don't work, the bad ones don't work! The master immediately stabilized his emotions, and smiled kindly at the goat's beard: "I don't know, Shangfeng, what's the matter here!" ”
"Lord Wang, where are you! Take us to him! "The goat whiskers lashed!
"Shangfeng, what's going on! I have to see my family, and now that he is not in the house, you can tell me anything, and I will not tell him until he returns! ”
"Don't be in front of me anymore, hit Ha Lu Ha!" The goat had to put the sheep on the master's shoulder, and the falling momentum was a little heavy! Master only felt an inexplicable force attacking, and his shoulders ached!
He hurriedly endured it, the big beads of sweat on his forehead flowed down, enduring unprecedented pain, and thinking about how to think of a reason to send these good people out!
But he saw a delicate man quickly burst out from the inside, and as soon as the man came to the goat, he immediately bent down and said, "I have found someone!" ”
"Good!" Goat Su was furious, overthrew the master to the ground, and said angrily: "Fuck, it's getting more and more dishonest!" You still want to lie to me! ”
The master smashed on the floor, the bones in his whole body were about to fall apart, and he was so painful that he couldn't stand up yet! It was put up by two fine people!
"Take him with us to meet our old friend!"
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When a group of people rushed into the inner house, the people inside were shocked like rats. Jumping around. For a while, the inner house became a mess of porridge! At this time, the subordinates who were guarding outside the gate of Lord Wang. When you hear the call, you know that something is wrong!
He's ready to anoint the soles of his feet and slip away! But suddenly there was a sound, I was old and young, and I had to keep this job! Here risked his life and rushed in, shouting at the sleeping Lord Wang: "My lord." Something happened! Get some sleep! ”
Lord Wang turned over on the bed, and said in a dream: "Presumptuous, even if the sky falls, I won't surprise Lao Tzu's Spring and Autumn Dream!" ”
Seeing that it was useless to call, the subordinate had to go to the bed and shake the adult's shoulder! After shaking it a few times, the adult felt a little itchy on his shoulder, pushed his hand away, and rubbed it on it! I changed my position again and continued to sleep!
The subordinate was so anxious that he stomped his feet at this time, how good is this! At this time, I heard the footsteps approaching. He was even more frightened and panicked, and went to pull the adult's leg. I want to pull his body off!
When I dragged it down, I found that his body was so heavy that he couldn't breathe anymore! I was going to carry his body on my back and escape from behind to give birth, but now I decisively gave up!
I couldn't stand the pressure, so I had to throw the adult's body on the bed and unload it! After unloading, he was relieved, gasped loudly, and muttered a few words: "My lord, you should also lose weight!" Otherwise, you won't be able to escape, and you don't know how to die! ”
A few words! When I heard the footsteps again, it was much closer! Listening to the footsteps coming step by step, I only felt that my heart was pounding, as if it was about to jump out of my chest!
Suddenly, under the bed! patted his head fiercely, how stupid he was, he could hide an adult's body under the bed! As soon as he said to do it, he went to carry the adult's body, and after pulling it out for a long time, he finally got the adult's body from the bed to the bottom of the bed!
At this time, I pinched the adult's waist and prepared to lift the strength and unload the adult's entire body from the bed!
Suddenly, I heard the door 'pop' and slam open! The next man's hand trembled and pulled off the adult's pants! When I saw the huge eagle of the adult, I was so shocked that I stuttered! Squatting down, I was about to put my socks back on for adults, but I saw a person shaking his head in first!
Suddenly frightened, his face turned blue, and when the man saw the scene, the adult had an empty white buttocks, and the subordinate was lying on it!
When the man looked at this scene, his whole jaw fell to the ground! If this is for Shangfeng to know the truth, if the charge of adultery spreads, the adult will be famous all over the world!
The goats in the back, supported by everyone, also followed, and walked in front of them first, saying, "My lord, is it inside?" Let him come out and see me right away! ”
The master immediately straightened his chin, quickly shifted his face, and greeted him with a kind and slight face: "Shangfeng, I'm afraid it's a little inconvenient!" I'll go and tidy it up first, so that the peak can be pleasing to the eye! ”
"Where do you come from so much!" The goat must put his hand on the master's shoulder and remove him! walked straight inside, and at this time, the master's whole face was indescribably embarrassed!
The goat went in and took a look, and immediately turned back, and said angrily: "Smoke miasma! You are an official of the imperial court, and you don't pay attention to the impact! Sleeping and sleeping naked, what kind of system is this! ”
Then he pointed to the master and said, "You better go in and clean up!" I can't describe it! ”
The master was completely stupid this time, and he didn't know what the goat had seen, so he had to walk in! But I saw that Lord Wang was lying on the bed without clothes and pants on his lower body, and his white ass was very bright! But the lewd man is gone!
Master sighed luckily! Fortunately, this obscene person escaped fast enough, if he was seen by Shangfeng, then he would not be misunderstood that adults have this hobby! The name of the adult is gone!
Fortunately, it was only seen by the upper peak that the adult's indecent sleeping posture was just left a bad impression! He was also embarrassed to say that this matter would go out!
The master helped the adults tidy up their clothes a little! He shook him and said, "My lord, something has happened!" Something happened! Wake up! ”
Adults wake up from their sleep, but they don't know that they have been blown up chrysanthemums! Still dripping with hara, he kept dreaming: "What a big deal! Even if the sky falls, let Lao Tzu finish this dream! ”
The master had to risk the charge of disrespect and slapped the adult: "My lord, something happened!" You'd better wake up, the upper peaks are here! ”
This slap completely stunned the adult, he suddenly woke up from his sleep, opened his eyes and looked at the vicissitudes of his master's face, and suddenly smiled: "Old man, what surprised you!" Tell me, I'll call the shots for you! ”
"It's still my decision! The fire burned all the buttocks, and if it burned any more, the whole ass burned red! Then you don't need to dress up, you can go directly to Huaguo Mountain, and you can be the king of monkeys! ”
"Old man, don't come to amuse me with these words!"
Seeing that the adults still didn't know how powerful the Tao was, the master quickly told him the powerful relationship in his ear! After hearing this, the adults immediately solemnized! Tidy up your clothes and follow the master out to greet the peak!
Lord Wang was full of smiles, and when he saw that the person who came was really the goat's beard, he fetched water in his heart with eighteen buckets - seven up and eight down, but his face was still bright: "I don't know what Shangfeng came to find a petty official, what is the so-called matter!" ”
"So many days have passed! I don't know how this military ration is raised! ”
This hit the vital point of Lord Wang, and he had to break the bones and spit inside! Lord Wang still smiled and said: "Shangfeng, you don't know the way, the countryman, the barbarian does not accept the sanctification!" It's still a bit difficult to raise! Shangfeng gives the lower officials some time, and the lower officials must do it beautifully! ”
"Really? I don't know how much time it will take, Lord Wang! ”
"Nature is getting better and better!"
"Presumptuous!"
"A grace month!"
The goat beard has a blank face......
Lord Wang had to tighten his days below, half a month, no! Then it's all right for ten days, this can't be reduced anymore, and if it goes down, the lower officials really can't raise the number you said at the peak!
Seeing that the goat beard hadn't replied yet, Lord Wang had to swallow another mouthful of saliva and replied to the last number: "Seven days, this is the deadline for the next official!" ”
"Well, seven days! If you are surnamed Wang, I will depend on you! But if you can't raise the 2,500 loads of military rations that you want, not only will your black gauze hat not be protected, but your heads will not be able to be saved! ”
Lord Wang covered his chest, what does it matter! Anyway, now this level is over, and I'll figure out a way in the future! Lord Wang looked at the goat's whiskers with a smile for a while, seeing that he was on business, he must be thirsty, and immediately offered flattery: "Shangfeng, you are so dusty, and you don't know how to say your suffering, why should you do this!" Come and try my freshly harvested pre-rain dragon well! ”
"I said this thing is good! The brewed tea is full of green clouds, the tea is fragrant, and it feels relaxed and pleasant to drink, and it feels like being a fairy! After speaking, he asked his subordinates to brew tea!
After a while, the next man came up with tea!
The goat beard took a cup of tea, gently closed the lid of the tea, and immediately a crisp tea came to his nose, and he immediately felt comfortable and held a vinegar: "Lord Wang, you are not kind!" There are such good things, why don't you take them out early! ”
"This is the peak of the road that I don't know! If Zhilu Dao is from the upper peak, how can the lower officials have the courage to dare to hide it! If Shangfeng thinks this tea is good, you can also take a copy back! ”
"How can this be!" The goat had to push it back and said: "The contemptible people are honest officials, and they never accept food without rude!" ”
"Shangfeng, you're kidding! It's just a few teas, not even a gift! Shangfeng, if you like it, you can bring one back! ”
After Lord Wang finished speaking, he asked his subordinates to prepare a Longjing before the rain and sent it over! Hurriedly handed it to the goat's whiskers! The goat beard still shirked several times, but after the most reluctance, he couldn't stand the strong affection of Lord Wang, so he had to accept the gift!
He replied, "It's not a gift!" ”
"Of course not! How can this kind of thing that can't be on the table be considered a gift! Shangfeng likes it, and Xiaguan must ask someone to send it to you quickly! ”
"Good, good......" the goat mustache looked at the gift, and only smiled and kept exclaiming it! Lord Wang, which of your food raising things should be done quickly! Urging it down from above, you and I can't bear it! ”
"That's, that's ......" (To be continued......)