"Bastard! I'm a student of Jiangshan Academy, and I'm about to become a master, you are a ...... of stinky storytellers."

"I'm a stinky storyteller who is not qualified to talk to you, and then I insulted the reader, and you want to send me to sue the official and exile me for three thousand miles? Mr. Shida, do you dare to be a little creative? Oh, and don't forget, you're still a student, and I'm already a guest master, and I'm much better than you in terms of status. Shi Jun was so angry that he almost turned his back on him, and Qin Baichuan said disdainfully: "Qin someone doesn't want to deal with you, so he has to back down again and again, but you have a hole in your brain, you have to come over to scold me if you have nothing to do, no wonder me." ”

"Baichuan, that's enough." Seeing the fire in the eyes of the students of Jiangshan Academy, Xue Shihan pulled Qin Baichuan's sleeve.

"Master Xue, what my Minister Qin said is right, what are you pulling him for?" Xue Shihan's actions obviously exceeded Luo Yuan's psychological bottom line, and he snorted.

"Qin Baichuan, Qin Baichuan, I am inseparable from you, and I am incompatible!" Shi Jun trembled.

"Since you scolded my mother, I wasn't ready to treat you as a human being anymore." Qin Baichuan waved the sleeves of his robe, and when he saw that the students of Jiangshan Academy were about to move, he sneered: "Why, you are not convinced? Whoever is not convinced to stand up, I, a guest Xixi, will teach you how to be a person! ”

Qin Baichuan's words on Shi Jun were really terrifying, and the students of Jiangshan Academy were full of anger, but no one dared to be that bird. Therefore, when Qin Baichuan's voice fell, all the students of Jiangshan Academy chose to be silent, giving the surrounding spectators a feeling that Qin Baichuan alone was intimidating dozens of people.

"I'm angry, I'm angry!" Shi Jun was furious, and his eyes rolled on the spot.

"You dare to show your head with such a little ability?" Qin Baichuan smiled, and after Zhan Yang pinched Shi Junren to wake him up, Qin Baichuan said as he walked: "Some scholars don't read sage books, but they learn to spray feces with their mouths. As the saying goes, if you don't eat feces when you eat, you will become feces in your stomach. It's troublesome to eat feces, it's better to eat feces all day long! Haha, it's so wet, it's so wet again! ”

"Ga-" Shi Junyang, who had just regained a trace of consciousness, convulsed and vomited blood on the spot.

Out of the corner of his eye, he saw the people from Jiangshan Academy and the General's Mansion helping Shi Jun, Qin Baichuan sneered even more, Damn, compare your kung fu with Lao Tzu, you are a fart!

"Happy, Brother Qin, it's really fucking happy!" Outside the crowd, Yan Juzheng ran over and gave Qin Baichuan a thumbs up.

"It's a pleasure, but I'm afraid that Jiangshan Academy and the General's Mansion will attack Qingfeng Academy even more in the afternoon." Xue Shihan smiled bitterly, with one enemy and two enemies, this is something that has never happened in the history of Qingfeng Academy.

"Baichuan, don't scold people in public in the future, so as not to affect your reputation." Luo Yuan ignored Qingfeng Academy, walked on the right side of Qin Baichuan, and reminded with a smile.

didn't wait for Qin Baichuan to answer, only to hear a young lady's timid voice in front of him: "Qin Baichuan, Mr. Qin...... I...... You...... Can you sign me? ”

Qin Baichuan raised his head, the young lady looked like she was no more than sixteen or seventeen years old, and her big eyes flickered brightly at Qin Baichuan.

"Huh? What's going on? Yan Juzheng thought for a while, and suddenly patted his head and said, "I know!" ”

"What do you know?" Qin Baichuan thought it was funny.

"The truth, the truth! When I was studying in the past, the master said that art is not much expensive, and if you read a book again and again, do one thing, one day you will reach the point of being superb! I didn't believe it before, but now I do! Yan Juzheng suddenly realized: "It's like Brother Qin, you!" If others scold people, your image will definitely plummet, but Brother Qin, your scolding and scolding has an artistic sense, not only does it not affect your prestige, but can impress the hearts of young ladies! ”

The more Yan Juzheng spoke, the more he felt that his thoughts were correct, and laughed: "Genius, Lao Tzu is really a fucking genius!" ”

"Yes, genius." Qin Baichuan smiled, took the thrush pencil from the little sister who was in the way, and said with a smile: "Where to sign?" ”

"Ahh Sign here, can you do it here? The young lady's face turned red, and she puffed up her chest vigorously.

"Don't sign!" Qin Baichuan only felt that there was a murderous aura coming from his side, but it was Luo Yuanxing's eyes turned upside down, and he looked at the young lady coldly.

"Huh? Mr. Qin agreed, why should you interfere as a steward? The young lady obviously also knew the relationship between Qin Baichuan and Luo Yuan, and pouted.

"If I say no, I won't!" Luo Yuan was angry from his heart, and snorted: "Since ancient times, men and women have not been kissed, please respect yourself!" ”

"This kind of prosperous era was originally looking for Ruyi Langjun, I only let Mr. Qin sign it, and I don't let other men sign it, isn't this self-respect?" The young lady glanced at Luo Yuan and snorted: "Mr. Qin, don't pay attention to such a woman with round head and small butt and flat buttocks, if you are not happy in Splendid Villa, come to Anyang, I will support you!" ”

"Who are you talking about?" In just a moment, Luo Kite was like an angry lioness.

Qin Baichuan shuddered, Yan Juzheng, Ling Tianzhao even a monkey took half a step back, damn, it's too terrible for a woman to start a fire, "Do you want to scold people in a competition?" The young lady crossed her waist and said: "Sue you, I have learned seventy percent of Mr. Qin's skills, be careful that I scold you like Mr. Shi Da and vomit blood on the spot!" ”

"Poof!" The young lady's voice was very loud, and this sound happened to reach the ears of Shi Jun, who woke up for the second time, and Shi Jun spurted out a mouthful of old blood again.

Just when Luo Yuan and the unknown young lady were arguing, the sound of drums suddenly came from the General's Mansion, Xue Shihan and Ling Tianzhao's faces tightened at the same time, and finally Xue Shihan spoke: "Mr. Qin, the big competition in the afternoon has begun, we should go over immediately." ”

"Oh, go, go." The two women were chattering on the side, and Qin Baichuan was already a little big-headed.

"Humph! The game has begun, and I still have to look at Mr. Qin's watch, I don't have the same knowledge as you today! The young lady's lips were a little dry, and she had to stop fighting at this point.

"It's that I don't know as much as you!" Luo Yuan almost blurted out that Qin Baichuan is my sister's man!

"Okay, Steward Luo, she's still young." Qin Baichuan secretly pulled a Luo kite.

"Don't touch me!" Luo Yuan flicked her sleeves, and when my sister was arguing with someone, you didn't say a word, and I saw that you were unhappy.

"Yo, Steward Luo, are you angry?" Qin Baichuan laughed quietly as he walked.

"Angry, how dare a woman like me, with a round head and small breasts and a flat buttocks, be angry with you Mr. Qin?" Luo Kite gritted his teeth and said.

"Yes, you've always been close to me." Qin Baichuan couldn't help laughing, took advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention to Luo Kite, got closer, used her cloak as a cover, and pinched her buttocks. Luo Yuan stiffened, and only heard Qin Baichuan say in his ear: "The chest is not small, the buttocks are not flat, and the life of a son." ”

"Take it away, so many people are watching!" Luo Kite almost collapsed on the spot, this thing is going to die! With so many people around, if she is seen, will she still be alive?

"Are you still angry?" Qin Baichuan pinched it twice.

"I wasn't angry." Luo Yuan lowered his head and glared at Qin Baichuan.

Qin Baichuan laughed and withdrew his arm quietly, he thought that no one else saw it, but Xue Shihan on the left sighed lightly.

All the way into the general's mansion, the first thing to see yesterday was used to "blind date" on the square crowded, all the surrounding viewing ceremony is Anyang and the surrounding talents or local forces with names and surnames, in the middle of the square to build a high platform, with canvas to block the sea breeze, in the high platform directly opposite is the three-pole flag, it is the breeze, the mountains and the general's mansion.

Under the leadership of Xue Shihan, Qin Baichuan and the others came to the camp of Qingfeng Academy, and the group of old masters sitting in front of the camp was impressive, Fang Zichang was in the center, and Zhu Tianyi was sitting on his left side. Xue Shihan saluted them, Fang Zichang smiled and nodded to Qin Baichuan, but Zhu Tianyi snorted coldly, as if he didn't see it.

It's not once or twice that they have been coldly looked at in places like the academy, Qin Baichuan and Luo Yuan both pouted, and no one took it to heart. Under the leadership of Xue Shihan, Qin Baichuan sat at the end of the master's seat, and Luo Yuan could only move out of the phalanx because of his identity and sat behind Qin Baichuan's left.

The drums of the General's Mansion became more and more agitated, Fang Zichang and Zhu Tianyi and the academicians of the other two academies came to the stage one after another, after the sound of the three drums, two more figures appeared on the high platform, and the python dragon robe on the left hand side was wearing wide robe sleeves and purple and gold, which was Lu Shigao; The one on the right, dressed in a white shirt and holding a sword, has the air of a king, and is none other than the righteous king Chitose.

After Lu Shigao and King Yi appeared, the students present and all the spectators got up one after another, knelt down and bowed. Qin Baichuan followed the crowd and squatted on the ground, and glanced at Lu Shigao from afar, this old man was reinstated and put on a python dragon robe, which really had a special majesty.

"Everyone, please get up!" Lu Shigao was appointed as the chief examiner by the holy decree, so even if the righteous king was a relative of the emperor, he had to sit down, and after everyone got up and sat down, Lu Shigao said angrily: "After a round of competition in the morning, Qingfeng Academy defeated the country and the general's mansion, take one point first!" At noon, a holy message came from the current saint, saying that the college was a great event and that he could not come in person because he was entangled in state affairs. In order to express the saint's love for talents, I discussed with King Yi, but anyone who is outstanding in the academy competition can be promoted to an official and appointed according to his talents! ”

Hearing that the saints paid attention to the big competition of the academy and passed on the message, the students were immediately overjoyed and eager to show their strengths. Lu Shigao set his eyes on Qin Baichuan, and after glancing at him, he continued: "The emperor finally warned that the people present must show what they have learned, each pouring land and sea, and sprinkling Pan Jiang, and he also personally wrote a couplet, exactly: If you are reluctant to give up for thousands of miles, you will be as poor as the sea and a hundred rivers!" ”

"Long live my emperor, long live, long live!" There was a sound of gratitude that resounded all over the world, but Qin Baichuan was stunned, he was as poor as a sea of rivers, plus Lu Shigao looked at himself...... Hey? Could it be that Tianzhao told the emperor about his own affairs? Otherwise, why would there be a name in this couplet?