"This knife is not sharp enough, let alone killing the enemy in battle, even if you kill a chicken, you can't kill it, it's really nonsense."

"Don't wipe this armor, is this how these valuable equipment are maintained?"

"Hehe, you still drink water during training, what's the military discipline?"

"I don't sweep this land, is this a military camp or a pig's nest, Lu Qianhu, that's how you led the troops? If you want the emperor to know about this, Long Yan will be furious. ”

When Lu Haoshan accompanied the prison soldier Zhang Gonggong to inspect the temporary military camp, this Zhang Gonggong seemed to be unpleasant to see anything, eggs could make him pick out the bones, and he pointed out all kinds of deficiencies while watching, a small camp, let him pick out dozens of "shortcomings", that is, he saw a little fallen leaves on the ground, which also became the reason for him to make trouble.

Lu Haoshan had no dissatisfaction on his face, he could only keep admitting his mistakes and promising to correct them, but Sun Xiong and the others who were following behind were on fire when they heard it, this old eunuch who was neither male nor female was deliberately finding fault:

The blades are sharpened and not sharp enough? Can't kill chickens? Just kidding, try to kill you, Sun Xiong secretly wanted to cut off the dog's head that couldn't be cut off with a knife, I wrote Sun Zi upside down; Training on the playground, can the armor not be dirty? Is it ostentatious to wear on the body? I have opinions on drinking saliva between training, and I really care about the world and other people's drinking water; As for the ground is not clean enough, it is just a few fallen leaves blown by the wind, which can also make a fuss.

Isn't this deliberately difficult and provocative?

If it weren't for the fact that this old man was a prison sent by the imperial court, everyone would really want to push him to the ground and trample him to death.

Seeing that this old man was almost picky, Lu Haoshan said respectfully: "Yes, yes, Gonggong Zhang's guidance is too right, the lower officials must correct it, Gonggong Zhang, look." The time is almost up, and the lower officials have ordered someone to set up a banquet, which can be regarded as a way for Zhang's father-in-law to catch the wind and wash the dust, and he can also listen to his father-in-law's teachings during the banquet. ”

Lu Haoshan's attitude was respectful, and he never refuted, this was in his eyes, and he didn't hate him so much in his heart, and now that he heard that he had set up a banquet for himself, his face finally eased a lot, and he nodded and said, "It's okay." The Lun family said that they were also a little hungry, so let's go. ”

"Yes, Grandpa Zhang, please."

"Hmph" Gonggong Zhang snorted coldly, and he was not humble, and walked straight forward.

Lu Haoshan smiled bitterly, and then glared at Li Dingguo on the side, Li Dingguo knew what Lu Haoshan meant, and he blamed himself for not reporting it in time, and he was still ignorant when the prison army came. made his own adults almost unable to get off the stage.

Li Dingguo smiled bitterly with a depressed face, lowered his voice and said, "My lord, I can't blame the brother who guarded the door for this, that old man suddenly appeared." As soon as they came, they showed the token and ordered them to open the camp gate to come in, and a brother wanted to inform the adults, but he didn't expect that the adults were not in the camp and couldn't find anyone for a while. He didn't know that the adults were resting here, and what he didn't expect was that he couldn't find anyone. Let this old guy find it first. ”

Character, Lu Haoshan sighed secretly, and then said with a playful face: "The soldiers guarding the door today and the captain on duty are responsible for cleaning the latrine for three days. ”

"Yes, sir." Li Dingguo hurriedly responded, secretly happy in his heart, fortunately, he was not on duty today.

Seeing that the eunuch named Sun Maolin was a little far away, Lu Haoshan took two quick steps to keep up, lest this old man feel that he was neglecting him, and when the time came, he would have to be annoyed to death by this old eunuch who was neither male nor female.

Father-in-law Zhang walked to the handsome camp, only to see that there was a table full of dishes on it, including chicken, sheep, fish and meat, as well as pastries and fruits, and nodded secretly in his heart, it seems that this little Qianhu is still quite sensible.

"Grandpa Zhang, please take a seat." Lu Haoshan said with a smile.

"Hey, Lu Qianhu, only the two of us are seated today?" Seeing that there were only two people on the huge table, himself and Lu Haoshan, Father-in-law Zhang asked a little strangely.

Lu Haoshan nodded: "My subordinates are too low-level and rude, how dare they sit at the same table with Gonggong Zhang, let them go, they are not here, we can be quieter." ”

Gonggong Zhang nodded as he sat down: "Well, that's right, these subordinates of yours really need to be trained well." ”

"Yes, yes, definitely, I will teach them a good lesson when I turn around."

Seeing that Lu Haoshan was obedient to his words, Father-in-law Zhang was a little proud, and said a little bit of old man: "Lu Qianhu, there are some things that the Lun family doesn't know whether to say or not." ”

"What can't be said, Gonggong Zhang, you say, the lower officials have always wanted to listen to the teachings of the father-in-law."

Zhang Gonggong coughed dryly, and then said slowly: "Running away from home is for an official, this official is a science, if you want to learn to be an official, you must first learn to be a person, as long as a person does a good job, this official can do well, if you don't know how to be flexible, it is difficult to be a good official." ”

"Yes, Father-in-law Zhang is right" As Lu Haoshan spoke, he took out a beautiful small box from the drawer on the side and gently placed it in front of Father-in-law Zhang: "In order to thank Father-in-law Zhang for his teachings, there is a little worthless souvenir here, please take it back and taste it." ”

Native? Father-in-law Zhang's eyes lit up, and he opened it lightly with his hand, and as soon as the small box was opened, he felt that his eyes were full of dazzling golden light: it was full of gold ingots, and some gold ornaments, etc., and a small box full of them was worth more than a thousand taels of silver.

"This, how embarrassing is this, Lu Qianhu should take it back, the Lun family can't afford it." Grandpa Zhang said with some flattery.

said that he couldn't stand it, but his eyes were shining, and he was holding the box with both hands, how could there be any signs of letting go?

At first, Lu Haoshan thought that this old man was here to check, but from when he made things difficult, he knew that this father-in-law Zhang, who was ordered to supervise the army, was here to ask for bribes, by the way, he had suffered a heavy setback to the old man and seized a lot of loot, and the last time he saw him in Mengxian, he did not pay tribute to him, so this old man was unhappy, so he used the name of the prison army to embarrass himself, what to learn to be an official and learn to be a man first, speak better than sing, in the end, not let himself give him benefits?

This man has a temperament, either for money or for women, this old eunuch can't be humane, so naturally it is money and silver who are to blame.

The second is a human being, how could Lu Haoshan not hear his voice, so in the middle of the inspection, he secretly asked his subordinates to prepare, and the effect was really immediate.

Fortunately, the problem that can be solved with money is not a problem, Lu Haoshan also wants to take advantage of this time to suppress the bandits to raise the level again, and it is inevitable to have a good relationship with this father-in-law Zhang as a supervisor of the army, fortunately, these goods are all windfalls, part of them are seized from where the old man returned, and part of them are obtained by calculating Fan Yongdou, not hard-earned money, and it is not heartache to share a little.

Lu Haoshan said with a straight face: "This is a little bit of the lower official's heart, if Gonggong Zhang doesn't accept it, then he will look down on me Lu." ”

Just now it was just polite, so many gold and silver goods, how can you not accept it, Father-in-law Zhang's face was like a flower, and while closing the lid of the small box, he said with a smile: "Hehe, Lu Qianhu is really a man of temperament, and the Lun family appreciates a young talent like Lu Qianhu the most, not bad, not bad, there is a chance that the Lun family has been saying a few kind words for you in front of the emperor, as soon as the emperor is happy, you will be on the rise." ”

After receiving so much money, Father-in-law Zhang was busy giving a "blank check", anyway, he didn't say it himself, and this small thousand households couldn't verify it.

"Gonggong Xie is grateful." Lu Haoshan hurriedly said gratefully.

"Hey, hey, it's easy to say, it's easy to say."

A box of gold and silver treasures immediately made Father-in-law Zhang's face turn from cloudy to sunny, and quickly narrowed the relationship between the two, Lu Haoshan pointed to the food on the table and said: "Father-in-law Zhang, let's eat, if you don't eat this dish, it will be cold, but this chef is a chef from Sichuan, and he can't cook the dishes of the capital, so I don't know if it fits my father-in-law's appetite."

After receiving a large amount of money and silver, Father-in-law Zhang also became extremely easy to speak, grinned, and said with a relaxed face: "It doesn't matter, the Lun family is not picky about food, and they are used to eating any kind of food. ”

"Grandpa Zhang, please"

"Please"

This is just the first bite, Grandpa Zhang's face has changed a little, just now Lu Haoshan didn't know if it was appetizing, I thought it was just a polite sentence, but I didn't expect this Lu Qianhu to really not exaggerate, as soon as the dish entered his mouth, it was so spicy that Gong Zhang almost choked out, spicy, try other dishes, either salty or light, or the taste is weird, Grandpa Zhang is very unaccustomed, in the face of a table full of delicious meals, he has no appetite.

If it weren't for the large amount of bribes he received earlier, Father-in-law Zhang would have wanted to lift the table, but that Lu Qianhu was very enthusiastic and kept persuading himself to cook, which made Father-in-law Zhang not eat, not to mention how depressed he was to eat.

Finally finished eating, the father-in-law Zhang, who had reaped enough benefits, excused himself to inspect other places, and no longer picked on Lu Haoshan, and rode straight away.

It's really in a hurry, and it's a hurry to go.

"Lu Qianhu, it seems that your chef here also needs to be taught by TIAO." This was the last sentence that Father-in-law Zhang said before getting into the carriage, and when he heard this, Lu Haoshan was happy in his heart.

After Gonggong Zhang left, Li Dingguo asked with some curiosity: "My lord, don't you have the heart to befriend this eunuch?" But why let the master of the fire be in charge, it turns out that the master Cai who is in charge of the spoon is not very good? I saw the one burning the fire just now, mixing up the oil and vinegar. ”

Give him a big bribe here, so deliberately mess up the meal, what are your adults going to do?

"Disgusting disgusting him, let this thing bark as soon as it enters the door." Lu Haoshan said playfully.

"My lord, this"

Lu Haoshan patted Li Dingguo on the shoulder and said, "Okay, I'm going to tease you, this is what I deliberately arranged, then Master Cai does make a good dish, but if the food is too good, then the eunuch of the prison army will eat smoothly, maybe he will stay for a few more days or just stay here and not leave, won't that invite the plague god into the house?" Deliberately doing something poor, even if he stays here, he can't stay, that's the strategy. ”

Oh, I see, Li Dingguo suddenly realized, no wonder his own adults gave generous gifts before eating, which is usually given after eating, it turned out to be gagged first, so that he could not be soft and his mouth could not be hard.

This trick is really amazing. (To be continued......)