Chapter 32: The Turmoil in Qingliang Temple (1)
"A little slave, dare to be so arrogant, Wang wants to see who the master can teach a subordinate like you! Quickly call your master to come out and answer! The first son naturally looked down on Xiao Yao, who was in the car, and didn't want to lose face in front of all his friends, so he just waited for the owner of the car to come out and say a few words.
Xiao Yao sat on the wheel, staring condescendingly at the front of the carriage, these helpless chickens who only knew how to chant poems against the sons and brothers who were pretending to be forced everywhere, they were really helpless, and they had nothing to do every day when they were full.
"Your surname is Wang, right?" Xiao Yao asked casually.
"So what?" The man at the head didn't understand why Xiao Yao suddenly asked such a sentence.
"Oh, I want to see my young lady, yes! Don't you love to write poetry? Brother Xiao Yao also sent you a link today, yes, whatever you want, you can sit in and have a long talk with my young lady. If you can't come up, I'll quickly dodge my brother, what should I do, and I will see my brother walking around in the future. Xiao Yao smacked his lips and said to the crowd opposite.
Everyone originally thought that there was a lord or lady in the car, but they didn't expect it to be a young lady, so they suddenly became interested, and focused all their attention on Xiao Yao's next link, where else did he have other thoughts.
is the so-called fair lady, the gentleman is good, this group of people is going out to the suburbs to look for flowers and ask willows, according to Xiao Yao's idea, they are picking up girls everywhere.
Xiao Yao looked at the crowd on the opposite side, looking elated, and cleared his throat, "You all listen to my brother, my uplink is: 'One, two, three, four, five, six, seven'"
After speaking, Xiao Yao looked at them with a smile, waiting for them to answer.
Xiao Yao's uplink directly made everyone stunned on the spot, and even the eldest lady in the car was a little confused, what kind of couplet is this? It can't be that he's messing around again, right?
The crowd on the opposite side listened to the couplet and paced one after another, pondering and meditating. "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...... One, two, three, four, five, six, seven...... How can just seven numbers be a couplet? It's clear that you're talking nonsense, looking for me and waiting for fun. Finally, someone couldn't help but ask Xiao Yao.
"The opportunity has been given to you, if you can't grasp it, blame yourself for not having enough level, don't underestimate the world." Xiao Yao's expression of "look at your pig brains" was vividly displayed, and then he added, "Can you think of it?" If you can't think of it, go home and think, if you don't believe it, you can go to Xishan Qingliang Temple to find Brother Xiao Yao before sunset, and I will solve your doubts, so hurry up and give way."
The faces of the people who said a few words were like fire, and they were extremely ashamed. I thought that I couldn't even answer the upper link of a subordinate, so what face did I have to show around? For a while, the crowd on the opposite side sighed, like a lost dog decadently out of the way.
Xiao Yao took the whip of the family next to him, shook the whip in the air, drove ~, and drove the carriage forward. Only a group of resentful sons and brothers were left beating their chests on the spot.
"Cousin, can you come up with a link?" Rushuang thought about it for a long time and couldn't figure out how to deal with such a link, so she had to ask her cousin.
Shen Muqing's eyebrows tightened, she thought for a long time, but she still sighed helplessly, looked at Rushuang, and smiled bitterly. "I don't know, this coupling is really strange, but listening to Xiao Yao's words, it seems that there is indeed such a coupling, which doesn't seem to be a fraud."
Zhao An looked at the two sisters on the side with sad faces for the next link, "I'm afraid only Xiao Yao himself can answer this link, haha." has been with Xiao Yao for a long time, so naturally I know him a little.
After another half an hour's journey, the carriage stopped at the foot of the western mountain. A few people got out of the carriage and told the family to rest on their own and come back in the afternoon to pick them up.
Bumpy all the way, Xiao Yao stood at the foot of the mountain, looking around, the mountains were full of life, the pine forests were like the sea, and there was no end in sight. Several people walked up the stone steps leading to the Qingliang Temple on the top of the mountain, and as far as the eye could see, the Qingliang Temple was full of incense smoke, and the pilgrims came and went in an endless stream, which was a peaceful scene.
"Xiao Yao, is there really a downlink in the uplink you made before?" A few people walked slowly towards the top of the mountain, Rushuang looked at Xiao Yao, who was looking around beside him, and asked casually.
"Hehe, of course there is! How can I come up with an uplink without a downlink, am I so shameless? Xiao Yao held a dog tail grass in his mouth that he picked up at some point, and replied to the eldest lady's words.
Rushuang and several people looked sideways, indicating that you are indeed so shameless! But he just thought about it in his heart, and didn't say it, for fear of hitting his "fragile" heart.
"What's that downlink? Tell us quickly" Zhao An coaxed on the side, and also wanted to hear the next link.
"Hey, do you really want to hear it? In fact, this couplet is for the kid who took the lead just now, and the next couplet is: filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness, and honesty" Xiao Yao looked at the eldest lady, laughed evilly twice, and said the next couplet.
Not to mention Yahuan Xiaocui, Shen Muqing, Rushuang, Zhao An and the three of them were all confused when they heard the next couplet, and no matter how much the three of them read poetry and books, they couldn't guess the meaning. "What does that mean?" Shen Muqing also temporarily put aside her prejudices against him and sincerely asked him for advice.
"Everyone is civilized, so don't talk about it?" Xiao Yao pretended to make a mysterious hehey evil smile, which caused several people around him to throw a roll of their eyes.
Under Zhao An's repeated soft grinding and hard bubbles, Xiao Yao explained this couplet to several people. The upper link is from one to seven, one less eight, it should become "forget eight", the lower link is eight virtues, filial piety, loyalty, courtesy, righteousness and shame, but there is less shame, it should be "shameless". Isn't it "shamelessness" to join forces from top to bottom? Read more, haha.
The eldest lady and several people read it by themselves according to Xiao Yao's train of thought, "Forget the eight shameless, forget the eight shameless......" After reading it quickly, it naturally sounded like "Wang Ba is shameless", and then thought of the surname of the person who was in the way before, claiming to be surnamed Wang, Xiao Yao obviously heard it, and asked again, "Your surname is Wang, right?" It turned out that I had already thought of a countermeasure and was waiting for the couplet that followed.
After a few people figured it out, like frost, Shen Muqing snorted at Xiao Yao, and said that others are shameless, you are the most shameless. Not to mention that they couldn't think of the next link at the time, even if they came out, they probably couldn't understand the meaning, even if they wanted to understand the meaning, they probably didn't dare to say it. can only be dumb and eat coptis, and there is suffering.
I really can't figure out how his head grows, how it is all these crooked ways, what a weirdo. Shen Muqing stared at Xiao Yao, who was chatting with Zhao An not far in front, and thought in her heart.
Several people walked up while looking at the scenery, unconsciously it was not far from the temple gate, looking back, overlooking the mountains, the clouds and mist were shrouded, and the sound of birds in the forest was endless. A good cool scenery, a good cool temple, watching this scene, a cool feeling all over the body, people can't say how comfortable.
Shen Muqing, like frost, is going out to play, this situation, this scene, since the poem to send love. At Rushuang's invitation, Shen Muqing took two steps and looked around, and in an instant, the poem was completed.