But he said that Han Bei Yufei went to meet the superintendent of the post together.

The superintendent sat in the hall, looked at the four people in front of him, and then looked at Liu Bei and said, "You are a white scholar, but you have a strange shape with three heads?" Can you defeat the Yellow Turban dozens of times? ”

Liu Bei was about to speak, but Zhang Han stopped and stepped forward: "This adult, let's not say if you can defeat the Yellow Turban." Why are my two brothers and I so weird? Well, I'll take a step back. Why am I so weird? ”

Guan and Zhang echoed softly: "Cold, you are too interesting." If you ask about appearance, audition, you will die tragically in the first round! You still look down on the two of us! ”

Zhang Han was completely too lazy to take care of these two goods, his eyes were firm, and he looked straight at the superintendent!

But after seeing the superintendent's tea, he replied: "You don't even dare to mention the matter of breaking the enemy?" It just led me to the topic of appearance, isn't it a weak heart? I said, Liu Bei! I've heard people say that you pretend to be a royal relative, saying that you are today's uncle! I'm going to go. If you are the uncle of the Son of Heaven, I am the father of the Son of Heaven! ”

I saw Liu Bei come to the post supervisor one by one: "That, that, that!" No one forced you to say it! You said it yourself! Dare to pretend to be the father of today's son, that is, to pretend to be the emperor! My sister, aren't you afraid of the Nine Clans? ”

Xiao Liu pulled Zhang Han's sleeve on the side: "Brother Xuande was so powerful when he framed someone!" ”

Zhang Han replied: "Everything in the world always has one or two nirvana. ”

The superintendent was speechless for a while, and didn't know how to answer, so he had to avoid this topic for the time being: "Some people reported that you, as a civil servant, took the lead in spreading filthy thoughts, and even made dozens of sows in the village pregnant!" ”

As soon as the post supervisor finished speaking, he saw Liu Bei reply viciously: "It's all rumors!" Of course, it could also be an adult, you spread rumors! ”

The superintendent said lightly: "Maybe your subordinates did it, what are you doing so nervous?" ”

Liu Bei replied: "I still know the conduct of my brothers! That's right! They are indeed lonely, lonely, and cold! There are even times when I forget my real gender! But it's completely healthy in terms of sexual orientation and ** good, and it's environmentally friendly and green, and there is absolutely no eighteen forbidden content! ”

Big brother, what you said is already eighteen bans, okay? Zhang Han thought so. But when he saw Guan Guan and Feifei burst into tears: "Big brother understands us like this, I am so moved!" ”

"Holy! My logic is shattered, huh? This touches a hair! Zhang Han said.

The superintendent was once again choked by Liu Bei's words.

Postal Superintendent - you are corrupt!

Liu Bei - greedy for your sister, the whole county can't find a little gold! I wanted to be greedy, so I didn't give this resource!

Inspector of the post - you rob the people's daughters!

Liu Bei - rob your sister, you go to the county to find someone who is six years younger than me!

Inspector Post - You gather to gamble!

Liu Bei - Bet on your sister, I said that there is no dime in the county, what kind of bet?

Inspector - you gamble your life!

Liu Bei - Big brother, where did I offend you?

Superintendent: "Haha Come on, take down this dog official, close the door and let the dog go! Wait a minute, how does it feel like the atmosphere is wrong? ”

I saw that at this time, Guan Guan stunned the last guard with one palm, and at this moment, only the superintendent and Liu Bei and his party were left in the hall. Liu Bei closed his eyes and sighed: "Hey, why are you forcing me?" Close the door, close the door. It's cold, let's let Feifei go. ”

However, Feifei said that Feifei played with whips, candles, werewolf costumes, rabbit hats, lubricants, Liby laundry detergent, etc., and finally left after playing with the superintendent. Liu Bei and his entourage knew that this official was not appropriate, so they defected to Daizhou Liu Hui and left.

"No money, don't take it! No color, don't pick it up! Figure it out for yourself! Liu Hui looked at Liu Bei and the others and said.

"I am a descendant of Liu Sheng, King Jing of Zhongshan in the Great Han Dynasty!" Liu Bei said confidently!

"Damn, I've never seen you speak your genealogy so loudly!" Zhang Han answered.

Liu Hui listened: "I'm damned!" Say it early! It turned out to be a second-generation brother! ”

Xiaoliu: "What second generation?" ”

Everyone: "The second generation of officials." ”

Although the Yellow Turban Opera Troupe has completely swan sang on the land of the Central Plains, after all, Emperor Han Ling was too incompetent, and he was completely unlimited, and finally, a new round of rebellion broke out!

First of all, the stars in Changsha District were in turmoil.

Then there is Yuyang Zhang Ju and Zhang Chunanti: he is called the Son of Heaven and is purely called the general.

What about the back garden of the Han Palace.

"Got you?!" Emperor Han Ling took off his blindfold, hugged Zhang Rang and shouted excitedly.

Zhang Rang panted: "Your Majesty, you are playing blindfolded to catch people, can you let the concubines accompany you?" Why do we need to serve ten times every time? The key is that every time you grab it, you catch the old minister, the old minister is already a Z cup, and if it goes on like this, it will become an alien! ”

At this time, Liu Tao, the counselor, went straight to Emperor Han Ling and knelt down!

The ten permanent servants frowned and thought: My sister, where did a loyal minister come out?

In fact, it's not easy to be a traitor, you have to guard against loyal ministers all day long, and you have to come up with all kinds of reasons to frame them, it's hard!

Emperor Han Ling glanced at Liu Tao, who was kneeling on the ground, and ordered: "Drag it out and cut it off!" ”

The ten permanent servants were all shocked: "My sister, this business is getting better and better!" ”

Liu Tao cried: "Your Majesty, I finally listened to what I have to say!" How can you behead a minister when you see it! ”

Emperor Han Ling said: "At first glance, you just haven't watched the first dozen episodes of "Ghost Horse Chaos Three Kingdoms". I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you. You must have persuaded me to kill this, kill that, what kind of world, what kind of life. Anyway, after you finish speaking, the ten permanent servants will also persuade me to kill you, I will definitely listen to them, you said that this intermediate step is not omitted, what kind of passing is it left behind? ”

Liu Tao was shocked and thought: Damn, this majesty is smart under the ice and snow, why don't you develop in a good place. Ay!

After thinking about it, he was dragged out.

As soon as the guards took Liu Tao away, they wanted to be executed, but a minister stopped and shouted: "Don't do it, wait for me to go." "Everyone sees it, it's Situ Chen Tan!

Unexpectedly, there was a faint voice from the depths of the palace: Don't let him in, he will be killed with Liu Tao.

Liu Tao and Chen Tan: "Give me a chance!" Big guy! ”

On the same day, the two were beheaded.

Emperor Han Ling is mediocre, but those ten permanent servants are not stupid! Although the problem in my heart has been solved, after all, there are thieves in the world again, and we must think of a way! So the fake edict ordered Changsha to guard and ask for the district. As a result, in less than fifty days, the good news came, and all the rebels in the district star were wiped out!

Who is this Changsha Taishou? I have to say that he is indeed a big hero! And not only is he a hero, but his two sons in the future are heroes! Maybe this heroism is also inherited, right?

That's right, it is the founder of Dongwu - Sun Jian!

Sun Jian was promoted as a county official when he was young and has a broad personality. Later, he successively served as the governor of the three counties, and everywhere he went, he was very prestigious, and the officials and the people were also close and obedient. When the Yellow Turban Opera Troupe made trouble, Sun Jian recruited some soldiers in the Huai and Si areas, plus the young people from the same township who followed him on errands in Xiapi County, and a total of 1,000 elite soldiers. After that, Sun Jian led more than 1,000 soldiers to fight in the south and the north.

Although this does not conform to the combat style of a commander, there is no doubt that this behavior makes the soldiers under him like wolves and tigers!

With such a commander, coupled with soldiers who are not afraid of dying in battle, it is not surprising that the rebels in Changsha will be quickly wiped out.

The Changsha Rebellion was lifted, but Yuyang's rebellion was still there, so the Ten Standing Servants once again falsely ordered Daizhou Liu Hui to lead troops to Yuyang to recruit Zhang Ju and Zhang Chun.

So, Liu Bei and others repaired their bags again and led the army to set off!

It's just that this time the battle is much easier than you think!

Everyone arrived in front of the city and just set up the camp tent, Xuande felt bored, so he played chess with Zhang Han, Xiaoliu chased butterflies, Feifei was floating in the river with his unwashed underwear for three months, and Guan Guan was teasing the recruits who had just enlisted

With this little effort, the gate of Yuyang City slowly opened! It turned out that the rebels in the city all heard that Liu, Guan, and Zhang had destroyed the prestige of the Yellow Turbans, so they didn't dare to fight, and after plotting, they killed Zhang Ju and Zhang Chun and surrendered!

When good luck comes, you can't stop it!

This battle did not cost a single soldier, and it was a great achievement! Liu Bei was also sealed as a territory-Pingyuan City, and at this moment Liu Bei's men and horses have reached 20,000, and the money, food, army and horses are sufficient! It turns out that the situation of firing a shot in the east and firing a cannon in the west has completely changed!

Liu Bei stood on the plain city wall and shouted: "The ambition of stepping on the world is the first to see it!" ”

Guan Guan, Feifei, Xiaoliu: "Brother is domineering!" ”

But at this moment, a meteor crossed the sky, Zhang Han looked in the direction of the Central Plains, and said to everyone: "The big event that shakes the world is coming!" ”

Liu Bei was puzzled: "What's the matter?" Forget it, I'll tell us what to do! ”

Zhang Han glanced at everyone: "Nourish blood, buy enough food, and archive!" And then get ready for war! ”