Chapter 73 Pretending to be a ghost in the forest to scare the Yellow Turban Army
It's a rescue, but it's actually a head-to-head battle! Zhang Han was thinking about how to break the enemy all the way! This time it was sold naked by Liu Bei!
said that leading the troops to march, giving orders, catching a sparrow, pulling a watermelon and other things, that Zhang Han is already an old expert, but you said that leading the troops to fight directly head-on, this is the first time! What's more, there is no Guan Guan and Feifei around him in this battle, how can I win?
It's not so much that he wants to win this battle, but in fact, Zhang Han is thinking more about how to protect the women, children, and old people in the Yellow Turban Army! It is said that those who want to achieve great things cannot have the kindness of a woman, but Zhang Han never thought of making himself a winner without humanity!
"You have to come up with a way to do both!" Zhang Han said to himself.
At this moment, Zhang Han's troops were already able to see the garrison of the Yellow Turban Rebellion in front of them from a distance!
"My lord, how do you play?" The entourage soldiers really couldn't stand it, after all, they were all about to reach the distance of the short soldiers, but the commander never explained how to fight this battle, and the soldiers below were all puzzled!
Zhang Han replied: "The plague is everywhere in the enemy's formation, and you can only lure the enemy out of the battle, and you can't rush into the enemy village rashly, otherwise even if you win, I'm afraid that you will all be infected!" Speaking of which, Zhang Han suddenly opened his mind!
The soldiers saw Zhang Han's eyes widen and look at everyone, as if to say to themselves: "Plague? Haha β
The soldiers inexplicably heard Zhang Han come to such a sentence, and everyone was even more confused
Late at night, most of the people in the Yellow Turban Army were already resting. It's just that according to the custom, there are still a small number of soldiers patrolling back and forth in the village with all kinds of weapons, but such patrols are almost meaningless, and they are just routine.
Suddenly, the patrolling soldiers noticed a bright light flashing in a nearby forest! It makes people feel chilled!
The soldiers immediately reported it to the boss of the whole army, and the boss was serious, and rushed out of the tent to see what was going on, but he also saw this strange light! Just as he was about to order all the staff to be on guard, he heard a sudden shout in the forest!
The boss panicked for a moment and hurriedly ordered the soldiers to prepare for battle! It's just that there are people sleeping everywhere on the ground around it, and the shouting of this moment awakens all the sleeping people, and the whole camp is in chaos!
Guan Guan pulled Feifei and ran out: "There is movement!" It is estimated that the big brothers, they are here to rob and rob the village! β
Feifei rubbed his eyes and replied lazily: "Wake me up after the robbery!" β
It's just that after Feifei rubbed his eyes, he found that a large group of soldiers seemed to rush out of the forest on the opposite side, all of them possessed by armor and holding shields and long knives, rushing towards him like a splash!
Feifei hurriedly pulled Guan Guan and ran to the back: "Hurry up!" On the other side, how can you still know that we are here! If we hurt both of us by mistake, wouldn't we die too unjustly? Guan Guan also felt that it made sense when he heard this, and hurriedly ran towards the rear with Feifei to get out of this chaos! Being able to become a famous general in history usually understands the truth of self-preservation, but at the moment he is just a little minions of the yellow turban gatekeeper, why do you want to go to the front to see the excitement? So the choice of Guan Guan and Feifei is extremely wise!
The soldiers who rushed out of the forest looked mighty, but they just rushed to the Yellow Turban soldiers who woke up from their sleep, and they just fought a few times casually and then began to run back towards the forest! While running, he shouted, "That's amazing!" I can't resist it! β
The Yellow Turban Boss was confused for a while: "I'll go? What kind of rhythm is this? This Nima is also a sneak attack? Are you here to play the alarm clock and tell us that it's time to get up for supper? Brothers, it seems that they are very weak! Give me chase! β
With a roar, the yellow turban boss took the lead in rushing to the forest, and behind him tens of thousands of soldiers chased into the forest together!
Besides, the group of soldiers who played the alarm clock were actually only one or two hundred! When they returned to the woods, they immediately broke into pieces and fled into the grass!
In a moment, the Yellow Turban Boss was killed, but while chasing, he felt that the surrounding environment was wrong! This is deep in the dense forest, silent, in the middle of the night, with no vision, it is a good place to ambush!
He gave a [stop] gesture backwards, and tens of thousands of people behind him were ordered to stop, but the people behind were just imitating the actions of the people in front, and for a while the sound of pushing and scolding was endlessβthe inferior nature of the peasant uprising.
At this time, Zhang Han's troops were ambushed everywhere in this forest, and a soldier whispered: "My lord, we are running so badly, now we have to teach them a good lesson!" β
"That's tens of thousands of troops! Do you think an ambush will win? If they can't be defeated in one fell swoop, they will react quickly, and when the time comes, the numerical advantage, coupled with the hazy night and extremely poor vision, I am afraid that our losses will be great! Don't worry, do what I was told! Zhang Han replied calmly, his expression was full of victory!
The Yellow Turban Boss touched his beard and thought with a resourceful look: Could it be that he is trying to ambush me? Hmph, come on! I have tens of thousands of people in the woods, and I will still be afraid of sneak attacks?
Just thinking about this, I heard that there seemed to be movement around me! It's just that this movement is definitely not the shouting and killing sound that a sneak attack should have!
but
γWoo~~~~~ woo~~~~~ woo~~~~] All of a sudden, the whole forest was full of such a trembling ghost scream, and then accompanied by the breeze in the forest to disperse the sound, quietly sounding, really like haunted!
Of course, the Yellow Turban Rebellion was shocked, and the teams that were scattered everywhere gradually began to converge towards the middle!
Zhang Han covered his mouth happily and thought: These idiots are really afraid of ghosts! Haven't you heard Brother Guanxi say - there is only one place in this world where there are ghosts, and that is the heart!
Then Zhang Han continued to order softly: "Quick! Give them a big deal! β
These soldiers were originally ordinary people, and they had no culture! In addition, in that era, many things could not be explained by knowledge, and when your cognition could not explain what was happening in front of you, people needed some explanations to fool themselves!
At first, these sayings, such as gods, ghosts, etc., were just used to find one's spiritual support, but after one generation heard it to another, it gradually formed a superstition.
And at this moment, in the weird forest where you can't see your fingers, there are ghost cries everywhere, if it's you, can you be calm? But fortunately, there are tens of thousands of people chasing into the forest by the Yellow Turban soldiers, as the so-called people are more courageous and fat, so although they all move closer to others, they will not be completely frightened until
Out of nowhere, I suddenly shouted - my whole body is burned!
Then there was another sound from the other direction - I wasn't sick, I died too unjustly!
And then keep up with it - give us our lives! Come to the pit!
OK, the fear suppressed in my heart was completely activated by these three sentences! The biggest death hole of this Yellow Turban Soldier Gate is, of course, the deep pit that buried and burned countless plague-stricken companions around him!
The first few people in the Yellow Turban Army of tens of thousands suddenly shouted: "Ghost! β
Then the people around squatted on the ground with their heads in their hands, so frightened that they couldn't stand up anymore!
Then this situation is like a contagion, and more and more people are either running around or squatting on the ground and dare not move!
Then the whole army was completely confused, trampling on each other, unable to find a way out of the forest, shouting and screaming! At this moment, no matter how the boss drove away, everyone no longer obeyed the command!
Zhang Han saw that the time was ripe and yelled: "Come on!" Come on! β
Of course, this is a code, which means - brothers, rush!
It's just to achieve a better frightening effect, so I shouted like this!
For a while, Zhang Han's 30,000 troops in the forest were like divine soldiers descending from the sky, constantly emerging from various hidden points! He kept shouting: Kill!
This is a good thing, the Yellow Turban soldiers, who are already completely chaotic, really think that the ghosts have come to ask for their lives! One by one, they ran even harder, and even the weapons in their hands were gone, and they kept throwing them on the ground!
Zhang Han wore several layers of armor and walked behind the scenes, constantly looking at the weapons thrown on the ground - swords, machetes, kitchen knives, watermelon knives, sickles, durians, chairs, fans, everything!
At this time, Zhang Han suddenly felt that his body was hit hard by a huge force, and the whole person fell to the side!
The bulky layers of armor made Zhang Han's movement difficult, and at this moment Zhang Han fell to the ground and just turned his face, only to find that a person was already riding on his stomach!
"I warn you! I hate people riding me the most! Especially men ride! Zhang Han yelled!
"Damn, you're the one who takes the lead! How dare you pretend to be a ghost! Lao Tzu killed you! "That's right, it's the Yellow Turban Boss!
After the boss said that, he raised the machete with both hands, and was about to cut at Zhang Han's head!
At this moment, Zhang Han's long-lost sense of life reappeared - the warmth of a crotch!
The machete slashed violently, Zhang Han had no choice but to stretch out his hand and subconsciously block it! I still think that this arm is useless!
"Boom!" Not to be impartial, the knife just hit a small piece of iron on Zhang Han's armguard!
The Yellow Turban boss was stunned, but Zhang Han had already raised his knee fiercely and slammed it on the Yellow Turban boss's ass! The boss pounced forward and ate a mouth full of mud! Zhang Han hurriedly stood up and searched for his sword all over the ground! But just after being pushed by this forced goods, I don't know where the sword fell!
The Yellow Turban Boss slowly stood up, took a few mouthfuls of mud, and the anger was even more intense, and the air knife slashed again!
Zhang Han finally saw that the forced figure that rushed over was very tall! At the moment, I don't have a weapon, so I can't fight hard, so just drill his crotch to dodge!
If you think of it, of course you have to do it! So when Zhang Han was about to cut the boss to himself, he quickly lowered his body and drilled towards the crotch of the boss's pants
"Oops! Hurt! Hurt! I'm going to die, I'm going to die~" The yellow turban boss covered the chicken with both hands and rolled on the ground in pain.
And Zhang Han was also holding his head, with Venus on his head - it turned out that Zhang Hanguang was thinking about drilling the crotch of his pants, but he forgot that he was wearing so many layers of armor, and his body was much larger than that of the other party~ How did this crotch get in? drilled hard, and just smashed the hard part of the head armor on the shy part of the yellow turban boss~ "snap" the egg smashed on the edge of the bowl and shattered, you know~