The 15th time left the name Zhang Bao, Yun Changhu was busy
However, it is said that after Dong Zhuo's defeat of Guangzong, he was severely punished when he returned to his division, not only dismissed from the post of governor of Kwantung, but also relegated to Longxi, and the post of governor of Kwantung was temporarily replaced by Huangfu Song! Cao Cao was promoted to one level because of his meritorious work in begging for thieves, and the official worshiped the general of Zhengdong, and soon re-entered the Kanto region to join the troops of Huangfu Song, and intensified the encirclement and suppression of the Yellow Turban Quyi Troupe near Quyang!
To say that the worst thing is that Han Beiyu Fei, not only did he not receive any reward in the process of conquering and rebelling, but now he actually lost almost all the people in order to save Dong Zhuo! Now the grain and grass are gone, and the remnants are in the suburbs.
"I'm hungry," Feifei complained.
"Yes! Indeed, hunger is a big problem! If this continues, everyone will die! Liu Bei replied.
Zhang Hanyi raised his eyebrows and thought: Oh? This second goods has entered the state of sunshine and positive energy again, and it seems that there are some bad ideas to come.
Guan Guan asked strangely: "Could it be that Big Brother already has a solution?" ”
At this time, two soldiers came in from outside, carrying a weapon one after the other: "Lord, the horse meat is cooked." ”
Guan Guan saw it, and stroked his beautiful hair: "I wonder where the personal weapon went, I never thought that I was used by my brother as a string of signs, and used to skewer horse meat!" If this is spread out, how can I, Guan Yunchang, gain a foothold in the rivers and lakes? ”
Before he finished speaking, he saw that Zhang Han and Zhang Fei had already eaten like crazy
"Damn, leave me some!" Guan Guan was in a hurry, and he also squeezed in.
Feifei ate but felt strange: "Big brother, your idea, why don't you come and eat some?" ”
It doesn't matter if you don't ask, Zhang Han also felt strange, and everyone looked at Liu Bei in silence.
"I can't bear it. The younger brothers didn't know that this horse had been fighting with me since it left the county, and had never left half a step. For several months, it didn't let it eat a good meal, but now in order to understand the urgent need, it is cooked and killed" Speaking of this, Liu Bei actually shed tears.
The other three looked sad, Zhang Han had no choice, got up and said, "The eldest husband does things, and he doesn't detain Miss." Brother, don't be sad. Since it has come to this point, I can only eat a few more pieces and have the strength to find a way out for the people in the world. Isn't this a contribution made by this horse to the people? ”
Liu Bei squinted: "My sister, there is wood and sympathy?" ”
Guan Guan: "Big brother, okay, don't get entangled, in the end, it's just a horse, who is more noble between people and horses?" ”
After Guan Guan finished speaking, Liu Bei retched for a while: "I can't stand it anymore, you guys are too cruel, I'll go out and ride a horse." Then he went out of the tent.
The three of them were still eating silently.
After a while, Feifei: "My brother is really smart, fortunately he didn't eat my and Guan Guan's horses." ”
Zhang Han's mouth was full of meat: "Huh? Why do you want to do it? ”
Guan Guan: "Because both of our horses have had a super-friendly relationship with their owners. ”
Zhang Han was instantly nauseated, and spit out the horse meat in his mouth: "You two evil obstacles!" ”
Guan and Zhang: "The army is vast, and I don't see my wife!" That night, unforgettable"
Zhang Han cut off another piece of horse meat and stuffed it into his mouth: "Fortunately, Xuande is smart and ate his own mount." Ay? Wait a minute, his horses are all here, what kind of creature did he ride out of the woods? ”
The three were silent.
A moment later, in the dark night, I saw the three of them leaning under the tree and desperately picking their throats.
Besides, Zhu Junzheng, a partial general who turned to suppress the enemy in the Kwantung region, led a large army through the vicinity of Liu Bei's camp, and after sending spies to exchange news, he entered Liu Bei's army. After some understanding, Zhu Jun felt that these four people were very talented in fighting, and they had fought with the Yellow Turban several times and ended in victory, which was worth reusing, so he allocated a lot of materials and replenished the four-person army to 10,000 people. And Han Bei Yufei also plans to temporarily vote for Zhu Jun and continue to crusade against the Yellow Turban Quyi Troupe.
A few days later, Zhu Jun decided to launch a general attack on Zhang Bao's troops in the Kwantung region!
"Total Attack!" Zhang Han was excited!
"General attack? Who's going to do it? "Liu, Guan, Zhang
Zhu Jun stood on the top of the mountain: "After all, this Zhang Bao is the younger brother of Zhang Jiao, and he has also learned some demon methods, which are probably the contents of "Taiping Qing Lingdao". Now Zhang Baobu's morale is high, and they are all not afraid of dying in battle, if they attack directly, even if they win, I am afraid that they will hurt the enemy by 10,000 and lose 8,000 themselves! ”
"What's so hard about that?"
Everyone only heard Guan Guan's arrogant voice, and then saw Qi Lerma rushing to the other party's camp alone!
Zhu Jun shouted in surprise: "Isn't this a death? Come back! ”
Zhang Han replied confidently: "General, don't panic, Yun Chang is not an extraordinary person, there will be good news here!" ”
"Oops!" "It hurts!" "I'm going to die, I'm going to die!" "Don't!" "I surrender!"
That's right, it was Guan Guan's miserable scream, but at this moment he was in Zhang Bao's camp, and no one could save him by shouting his throat.
Zhang Bao whipped Guan Guan on his back, Guan Guan howled miserably, Zhang Bao closed his eyes and looked up to the sky, his expression was unusually satisfied. After a while, he slowly opened his eyes: "One person is going to kill you?" Pretty strong, huh? ”
Guan Guan looked at Zhang Bao with difficulty: "I am Zhang Han and Zhang Bing Liang!" Swear your dog's life! ”
Zhang Bao: "Tut-tut-tut, your eyes can't kill me." I seem to have heard your name somewhere, but I forgot it for a while. But it doesn't matter, come on, drag this idiot out of the alley to play Xiao JJ to death, and then send it back to Na Zhu Jun, tell him, retreat quickly, otherwise the whole army will end up like this! ”
Guan Guan roared at the soldiers who received the order, and said to Zhang Baozhengse: "No! I mean, I'm willing to work for the finesse! This time, they asked me to pretend to surrender and then fight back! We can do what we want, go back now, bring the false news to them, and they will let down their vigilance, and then, my lord, you will lead the army to fight again, won't it be a big deal? ”
Zhang Bao listened to it and thought about it for four or five hours: "I thought about it for a long time and felt that you were lying to me. In this way, I have a strong pill here, if you betray me after swallowing it, you will never be able to touch a woman again in this life and this life! ”
Guan Guan: "Ahhhh So vicious?! ”
Zhang Bao: "Come on, drag out the little JJ and play it to death!" ”
Guan Guan: "I'll eat!" I eat! ”
Besides, Liu Bei and the others, they couldn't stand it anymore, and led their troops to kill Zhang Bao's camp, but they saw that the camp had already been empty, at this moment, a thunderbolt crossed the sky, and everyone was shocked, but according to Lei Guang, he saw a person holding the Qinglong Yanyue Knife standing proudly in front, and from a distance, it was Guan Yu Guan Yunchang!
Zhu Jun exclaimed: "Sure enough, the fierce general! Fight alone, but crush the enemy! Fang Cai was still thinking about why he hadn't returned for a long time, but now that he thought about it, after all, the power of one person resisted thousands of thieves, killing and killing, killing for so long, it took so much time! ”
Liu Bei: "My lord, the first half of your sentence is good, how can the last bit of description sound so watery?" ”
Guan Guan saw that everyone was finally here, he trotted excitedly, and when he saw Liu Bei, he threw the glaive knife, knelt on the ground and hugged Liu Bei's thigh, and when he lost the knife, he only heard a miserable howl: "Second brother, you have lost the middle family"
Liu Bei hurriedly helped Guan Guan up: "Guan Guan, thank you for your hard work!" ”
Guan Guan wiped away his tears: "If the heart is in a dream, there is still true love between heaven and earth!" Look at success or failure, life is heroic, just start from scratch! All the honors of yesterday have become distant memories! For the sake of my beloved relatives, no matter how hard it is, I must be strong! As the saying goes, the same world, the same dream! ”
Liu Bei: "Brother Xian's injuries in this battle are not light!" ”
Zhang Han yelled at Guan Guan: "My sister! It's the same world, the same dream, is this the line you should have said more than 1,800 years ago? ”
Guan Guan smiled and said, "Iamsorry, OneworldOnedream!" ”
Zhu Jun was already squatting on the mud floor at the moment reading something carefully, and then asked: "Zhang-Bing-Cold!" I won't let you go! You can't touch a woman in this life or this life! Wow ha ”
Xuande listened and walked over, it turned out that Zhu Jun was talking about the handwriting left on the mud floor: "Damn, this Zhang Bao is really a wonder, how can anyone leave a message with an exclamation onomatopoeia?" ”
And on the other side
"Ah, Rescu! Ao right heel! After Zhang Han roared twice, he saw Guan Guan plopping on the ground panting and making up: "KO!" ”
Guan Guan: "Cold, you have to think so!" At that time, I used your name to deter Zhang Bao, otherwise where would I have the opportunity to sneak attack him! In other words, it's a win for you! It's a feast of your life! It's also the sublimation of your soul! ”
"Stop talking nonsense! At first glance, I did something sorry for me! Roar that Haier! After Zhang Han made a stunt, Guan Guan angrily "Chrysanthemum Remnant" After Zhang Han relieved his hatred, he returned to everyone, but saw many officers and soldiers digging the soil on the ground, and asked curiously: "Why is this?" ”
Feifei replied: "Lord Zhu Jun has a hobby, every time he wins a battle, he has to bring some local soil back to his hometown as a souvenir!" ”
Zhang Han: "Damn, it's very artistic!" But wouldn't it be nice to bring a vial? What are you doing digging up the whole camp?! Wait a minute! And what about the land that left my name? What a chance to enter history! ”
Zhang Han hurriedly ran over, but found that it had already been dug up, and the opportunity to enter history was once again destroyed.