Chapter 118: If you are cheap, you are invincible
Yi Zhixian exclaimed in astonishment: "Lan Shaman is right, the Holy Son split an incarnation for our Great Huns, and it really did great harm to his body, fortunately I led someone to find the incarnation icon, if the Jin man was stolen by the despicable Han people, the Holy Son would definitely not give us another one!" ”
Xiang Liu was taken aback and asked hurriedly, "What incarnation?" What Golden Man Icon? What did our grandfather do? ”
Yi Zhixian suddenly laughed: "Hey, hey, it seems that Brother Li Han really treats you like clothes and me like a sibling, otherwise I should ask you about this kind of thing, why did you ask me?" Liu'er, I brought ten of the most beautiful and beautiful women of the Great Huns to serve my brother, you can go with me tonight. ”
Xiang Liuzheng was sad that he couldn't maintain enough self-confidence, and when he heard Yi Zhixian's words, he almost became angry, and took out the stinger hidden in his sleeve and stabbed this bloody brute to death.
But what Xiang Liu really did was to throw Yi Zhi a look with affection, bow his head and say: "If you are sincere to me, just wait for the Holy Son to recover, let him help us see a good day, you officially marry me with the gift of marrying the princess, if you treat me as a concubine, then Liu Er would rather die." ”
Yi Zhi was stunned for a moment, his wife had already set up Princess Xianbei who was the same age as him, and the two sides agreed to officially marry at the age of sixteen, how could he marry this woman? Although the master said that this woman was an anti-Han sect princess with extraordinary ability, it was still much worse than the true princess of a country.
Yi Zhi obliquely listened to the Bank of China and said that the master's suggestion to rob Li Han of Liu'er was also to have a strong internal response when he invaded the Han Dynasty in the future, but this woman wanted to be a wife, which was a bit troublesome.
Xiang Liu sneered in her heart, with the ubiquitous intelligence network of Chu Tiangong, of course she knew that Yi Zhixian had already decided on a family matter, so she dared to use her posture to provoke the hostility between Yi Zhixian and Li Han.
Although so far her plan can be called stealing chickens and rice, it has not been successful. On the contrary, Li Han completely lost interest in her, but this does not mean that she will not be able to take Li Han after she reaches the top, that man is too pitiful and cherishes jade, so she will never be defeated.
Seeing that Yi Zhi was stunned, Xiang Liu said coldly: "Although Liu Er is not a princess of a big country, she also has the ability and power to be not weaker than a princess, and she will never be a lowly and humble concubine. ”
Yi Zhi scratched his head, feeling that this matter was quite complicated. The beauty and resourcefulness of the woman in front of him made him very excited, it was true that he liked her, if he missed because he couldn't marry the media, it would be a big loss to him, he wanted to discuss a plan with the master, so he left ten beauties and said goodbye.
Li Han slept all night, and the fever subsided the next morning, and when he woke up, he found that his body was wrapped in a quilt. But the golden magic stick was piled up next to his ear, and he thought, "Huh? Who helped me undress? ”
This concentration was broken, and in a burst of laughter of a laughing woman, it seemed that a hundred sheep ran in in an instant. The fishy smell almost made a certain god stick who had just woken up turn his back again.
When a certain god stick struggled to turn his face, he saw a group of women wearing wool felt surrounding him tightly, and curiously grabbed his clothes and sniffed them, and praised the Holy Son in Xiongnu language.
From their cheerful conversation. Li Hanzhi said that this was the beauties sent by Yi Zhi to serve him, looking at their wheat-colored skin, tall and strong, youthful and compelling. It's not that it's unacceptable, so I plug my nose with a quilt, filter out the strange smell and enjoy it quietly.
Li Han found that these girls have one thing in common, that is, they are strong! With white teeth, high chests, big buttocks, round and slender legs, and all the heroic and murder weapons that all his wives who have not yet married are not available.
A certain saint thought that if he boiled a big basin of hot water, let them "squeak" and wash it clean, put on a bandeau skirt like a football baby, and a large group of cheerleaders danced to him every day, it seemed to be good.
Although the ghost cultivation brought by later generations limited Li Han to be a zhongma, and the game sent to the door could not be put on the bed, it was still good to nourish the eyes.
However, Li Han's YY finally couldn't calm down anymore when he saw a Hun girl pick up his specially customized underwear, and even touched and rubbed it and sent it to his nose to sniff, looking at the pair of rough big hands, there is at least a centimeter of black ash between the nails, if it is rubbed on the underwear, do you still want to wear it?
"Quiet!" Li Han suddenly let out a stern reprimand.
Those Hun women didn't notice that he had woken up, and when they heard the scolding, they quickly knelt down, where was the innocent and frightened little lamb just now.
Li Han felt bored again, everyone is human, why bother to make others dare not come out? I just wanted to carry forward the democratic style of a big country with a pleasant face, and suddenly remembered a sentence: "There is no prince in the eyes of the family."
The meaning of this sentence is that even if a person is a prince, what his family sees in their eyes every day is that he is the same as ordinary people, who need to eat, drink, and lazar, and also burp, fart, snoring and grinding his teeth, so the dignity and majesty in the eyes of outsiders do not exist.
If it is really his own family, Li Han doesn't mind being seen as an ordinary person, and he wears a mask when he goes home, so who dares to love him, where is there still a little warmth at home.
For the Huns, Li Han didn't think that these Nizi gave him enough to be qualified to become his family, not because he was racially prejudiced, but through his interactions with the Huns along the way, he had thoroughly seen through the bad nature of the people of this nationality who were mercenary, lacked conscience and bottom line.
Li Han can conclude that when the food at home is only enough for one person to live, now the people in his family will not hesitate to let him, the head of the family, eat, and these Hun women will not hesitate to kill him for food, and it is very likely that even his meat will be boiled and eaten, so these women can only be pets, and must not be people, especially relatives.
After thinking about it thoroughly, Li Han put away his thoughts about democracy, and said coldly: "What about Liu'er who serves me? Who let you in? Who took off my clothes? ”
Xiang Liu's voice sounded with irrepressible joy: "I'm here, master, I took off your clothes for you, and I also let them in." ”
"Nonsense!" Li Han said in Chinese: "You are so relieved to leave me in their care? All the Huns cannot be trusted, how can you not be by my side when I have no ability to resist? ”
Xiang Liu was even happier, it turned out that the person he trusted the most was still me! Otherwise, how could he pass out in my arms so relieved? Look at the attitude of finding himself surrounded by Hun beauties, what a domineering man.
"Master, Canglong and I have never left your vault." Xiang Liu pursed his lips and smiled.
Li Han just gave up, waved his hand to let the Hun women go out, and asked Xiang Liu to come over and help him get dressed and get up.
Looking at the underwear that had been touched by the Hun woman, Li Han no longer had the courage to put it on, he was very doubtful that the woman had cleaned the sheepfold before touching his underwear, and frowned and asked Xiang Liu to clean up all the clothes he wore yesterday, and change him into a clean one.
Xiang Liu finally couldn't help laughing out loud, he was satisfied with this master's cleanliness habits, and quickly brought a set of clothes for him to change into, and waited for him to wash his face and brush his teeth.
Xiang Liu is still secretly frustrated by Li Han's whimsy, just like this toothbrush, which Li Han painted, let the carpenter carefully polish a smooth wooden strip with one thick end and one thin end, drill out dense small eyes at the thick end, the wool is scalded and cleaned with boiling water, and the wool is fixed on the wooden strip with a small tuft of fine silk thread through those small eyes, and every morning and evening you have to use this toothbrush dipped in fine salt to brush your teeth.
As soon as he picked up the refreshing, a familiar male duck voice came from the door, and he cried out with a pitiful cry: "The cheap slave Zhongxing said, I want to see the hairpin and the horse!" ”
Bank of China said that he was an authentic Han court eunuch, he was familiar with the title classification of the Han Dynasty, and naturally understood that this hairpin was a non-mainstream civil lord, if the dead eunuch had read Journey to the West, he would disdainfully scold Li Han with a sentence of "Bi Ma Wen", not as easy to fool as Li Han when he arrogantly called out these three words in front of the Huns.
The dead eunuch who has always despised Li Han only now understands that the title is respected and inferior in the Han court, but in Li Han's title, whether he is a noble or noble minister is the same for him, that is, he can affect his life and death with one word.
Therefore, the title of the dead eunuch brought the taste of "Long live my emperor" to the unpopular hairpin.
Li Han was very useful, and while putting on his boots, he shouted with a big stab: "Get in." ”
Suddenly, Li Han heard a burst of laughter, and when he looked up, he saw that the two curtains of the big tent were opened by the guards, and a person rolled in from the door like a roller on the ground.
Li Han was stunned to see the "roller" roll in front of him and raise his head, and he became a dead eunuch, he didn't feel very enjoyable in his heart, let alone underestimate this dead eunuch, but a dignified, thinking to himself, "If you are cheap, you are invincible", the dead eunuch can bend and stretch to the point of disgusting, and it looks really a difficult enemy to deal with.
This person is the one who must be killed, so you can't take advantage of him in face or words, and it will be troublesome to arouse his vigilance.
In Li Han's heart, those who must be killed must be given superficial respect, so that they can not be suspected when they secretly go under the knife, this point, he has tried it many times in the capital, and he has to continue to use it today to deal with the dead eunuch. (To be continued......)