Chapter 5 Do You Want Me to Be a Local Tyrant and a Bully?

"The evil landlord, the black-hearted landlord Lao Cai, two bastards, I wish you to have a son and no little cock!" Wang Dalun sat in the car, and while the car was walking, he scolded: "It's still Shibo, my father turned his face and didn't recognize people as soon as he was not alive." I bought a watch last year! ”

"Young master, don't be angry, it's not worth it if you're angry!" Wu Liang persuaded on the side.

"Can I not be angry? Steward Wu, tell me, how much land do I have? ”

"Young master, you have three hundred and fifty acres of land under your name." Wu Liang quickly burst out the numbers, "Young Master, have you even forgotten how much land you have?" ”

"Of course I haven't forgotten, I'm angry, you think about these two bastards setting up a trap for me to drill, and I'm going to pit a quarter of my family property at once, it's too dark!" Wang Dalun said angrily.

"It's still the best one, the piece of land that Yao Shuming wants is a first-class good land because it is close to the river, the water is good, and the land is sufficient." Wu Liang added on the side.

"Young Master, what should I do? Do you really want to give it to him? Wu Liang asked.

"What if you don't give it? This old fox is going to eat me. Even if he decides, I can't beat Zhao Zhigao. Hey, headache, let's wait and see, I haven't agreed yet, anyway, let's see what else I can do. Wang Dalun said depressedly.

Back at the palace, Wang Dalun casually picked up two mouthfuls of food, and hid in the study alone, not allowing others to come in to annoy him.

Wang Dalun thought hard in the study, racked his brains and didn't come up with any way, the strength of the two sides is there, this is not a simple plan to win. As the old saying goes, if strategy is the most important thing, then what do you need a shotgun for?

Wang Dalun thought about it for an afternoon, but not only did he not come up with a way, but he also made himself dizzy, and after the most nameless anger came up, he grabbed the things in the study and smashed them in a ping-pong manner.

Wang Dalun smashed up, and at this time, he suddenly heard a voice say: "Don't smash, it's noisy, can you let me be quiet!" ”

Wang Dalun was startled when he heard the sudden voice, and when he looked around, there was not even a figure, Wang Dalun said to himself in confusion: "Am I dizzy?" I heard a voice just now! Depend on! Whatever, it's really unpleasant today, keep smashing! ”

"Hey! Ay! Ay! Don't smash it! It's noisy! The voice came again.

When Wang Dalun heard it this time, he immediately stood up with cold hairs all over his body, and shouted: "Ghost! ”

"Hell, you big-headed ghost! You're the ghost! I'm so handsome and chic, loved by everyone, and flowers bloom, how can I be a ghost? The weird voice said narcissistically.

Wang Dalun was very scared now, trembling all over, he felt that his hands and feet were not obedient, and he felt that he was about to pee his pants, he cheered himself up and said loudly: "Who are you?" Where are you? Come out! If you don't come out again, I'll flatten you! ”

"Hey! Calm! Calm! I said I'm not a ghost! The voice spoke again: "Sao Nian, don't be so ashamed, okay?" How can you be so timid? I'm in your head, don't you hear me talking in it? “

When Wang Dalun heard this, he trembled with fright, felt that his pants were hot, and he urinated in shame.

"I'll go! How could you come across such a timid person? Why didn't you take into account the problem of courage when testing at that time, what a mistake! The voice said in annoyance.

When Wang Dalun heard this, he hurriedly jumped to his feet and said, "It's you!" You've made me so miserable, and you've got me to this hellish place! I'm going back! ”

"It's late! You, as the chosen one, can't go back if you pass through! ”

"Who the hell are you, and what are you doing with me?" Wang Dalun asked angrily.

The strange voice said proudly, "Who am I?" I am the greatest invention of the early 22nd century, the most epoch-making career development system! ”

"Career development system? What is the aircraft? ”

"Damn! Don't insult me casually! Do you know what my presence represents? Because of my introduction, college graduates at the beginning of the 22nd century can find a job that satisfies them. Unless you learn to get into the water of your brain, and if you want to learn sports, you have to engage in nuclear weapons, otherwise I will regularly issue tasks and rewards to help you plan and design your current steps, so that you can smoothly become an elite in the workplace. ”

"Oh, I see, so according to you, everyone in the 22nd century is a manager? So who's going to do the work? Who will sweep the toilet? Who will do the tiring work? Wang Dalun asked suspiciously.

"This, this, not everyone has the opportunity to become a manager, after all, in addition to strength, there are also relationships, luck and other aspects." The system said, "The most important thing is that the price of this system is 200,000 yuan." ”

"I'll go! It turned out to be a rich man's thing, isn't this a chicken rib? Who needs someone with that money, they have funds and connections. I won't buy it unless my brain is in the water. And college students who can't find a job are all poor, who can afford it? Wang Dalun complained.

"What you say is the truth, it is precisely because of this that my designer, the great otaku god Aijia engineer, has improved and upgraded on the original basis, and after the upgrade, it is not only more powerful, the effect is more obvious, and the price is only two hundred yuan, how about it, amazing, right?"

"Only two hundred? It can't be a copycat, right? Wang Dalun asked suspiciously.

"What's wrong with the cottage? What's wrong with the copycat? Is the original system as powerful as me, and as fully functional as me? "The system is urgent, it seems that it is really a copycat product.

"Then how did you come here, maybe you wore it too?"

"It's hard to put into words, because the function of this system is too powerful, and as a result, some users have some bad problems after using it."

"What's the problem?"

"Someone got into the water in his brain and was determined to be a **, but he was suspected of bigamy and rape, and he was sentenced to 20 years; Someone wanted to be a gambling god, but the gambling skills were amazing, and they were cut beyond recognition by more than 20 people; There are also those who want to be the black boss, and they will be killed directly; Of course, it's more that the goal setting is too high, and the pressure can't withstand the madness, sudden death, and jumping off the building. So everyone didn't dare to use it. ”

The system said gloomily, "Engineer Aijia couldn't bear to have his research ruined, so he came up with a crazy idea to send me back to ancient times through a time reversal experiment. ”

"I'm rubbing, that's amazing, Engineer Aijia!" Wang Dalun was surprised.

"Hey!" The system sighed, "God is jealous of the talent, due to the lack of funds and unqualified materials in the reversal time experiment, there was an explosion after the worst incident, and Engineer Aijia died!" ”

Wang Dalun is speechless now, Ai Jia, an otaku, really deserves to be a master of copycats, not only playing with others, but also playing with himself. It seems that the cottage still can't afford to hurt.

Thinking of Ai Jia, an otaku who has always cheated people's virtues, Wang Dalun immediately thought of his crossing, so he asked: "Then what's going on with my crossing?" ”

"Your crossing is my helpless choice, it was originally Engineer Aijia who was going to cross by himself, but he finished playing, so I had to find someone who meets the requirements." The system said embarrassedly.

"Whatever? There are more people on the earth, why will they choose me? Wang Dalun asked angrily.

"Because you just hung up, and just happened to meet me again, I saw that you just met the conditions, so I chose you!"

"What are my qualifications?" Wang Dalun asked.

"I have a certain amount of historical knowledge, I have been mixed in the government, and I basically have a little understanding of the officialdom, so I won't be crippled by the big guys. In addition, he was born as a township cadre, and he is a little arrogant, or it is a little rustic, and he can be down-to-earth, so that he can't even distinguish between wheat and leeks. In addition, the gangsterism of the township and town cadres can handle some thorny problems. ”

"When did I get this good?" Wang Dalun said confusedly.

"You're a fart, a turtle. I chose you because you fit into a brand new profession. The system rarely burst into foul language.

"What's new?" Wang Dalun asked curiously.

"Local tyrant bully!" The system replied solemnly.

"Huh? You're not kidding, are you? I grew up under the red flag, not only a government functionary, but also a party member, can I do this kind of thing? Wang Dalun thought it was incredible.

"Then which party member comrade took advantage of others last night?" The system asked slowly.

One misstep turned into a thousand years of hatred, Wang Dalun wanted to die.

"Hey, don't be so entangled, are you doing in the Ming Dynasty now? Besides, the Wang Hu you possessed was originally a landlord bully, what else could you do if you didn't continue this glorious profession? When you are a genius, will you? The system asked.

"Nope! Although I am a liberal arts student, I am almost back to the teacher, and even if the teacher is there, he can't be a teacher! Wang Dalun replied depressedly.

"Then be a military general, command thousands of troops and horses, and step on Qilian, will you?" The system asked again.

"No!" Wang Dalun looked at his not too strong muscles and shook his head in disappointment. I secretly thought that it was fortunate that it was not my body, otherwise it would be a pile of fat meat.

"Will you be an official?" The system then asked.

"Nope! My personality is too straight, and I don't know what to do when I am sold! Wang Dalun said disappointedly.

"So the landlord bully is the best career for you, after all, your ex has already helped you get started. Having said that, landlords also have good landlords, and local tyrants and bullies don't mean that you will only bully tenants, Zhou Peel is actually just a fictional character! The system said dismissively.

"Let's talk about it first, I can't do this kind of thing." Wang Dalun put forward his own conditions, he didn't want to leave a stench for 10,000 years in the future.

"Ann, Ann! Those who can only play prestige on the weak are the only things that ruffians can do. The real strong only fight with the strong! It's like Li Moumou and his mother, is that called a gentleman? was laughed off by the real red three generations, just a pair of fools who don't know the height of the sky! The system complained.

"Do you know all this?" Wang Dalun said in surprise.

"Of course, you don't see who I am!" The system said proudly.