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In ancient times, it was too late to have children, who had to think about contraception? There is no development without demand, and China has not made great progress in the past 5,000 years, at least until the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty. (The fastest update speed is in the Aishang Novel Network biquge.info) This is evidenced by historical facts: there is an essayist who wrote an "epitaph" to the thatched house, his mother has been distressed by many sons, at the age of twenty-five, her old woman found a secret recipe, "with a glass of water to hold two snails", and swore that "after drinking the pregnancy is countless", the mother ruthlessly drank the wriggling mollusk, the mother due to frequent childbirth and thin body she "can't speak", not long to die whine.

If she was born in modern times and experienced the charm of Durex, she would definitely think that women are the most sexually blessed people in the world. What does that advertising phrase say? Very, very love, eager for zero distance, Durex Extreme Ultra Slim Suit.

Although Yan was not a Ming Dynasty, its social development was much the same, Chen Xu never had the courage to let his mother try the "soft snail", the condom could not be made, he felt that he could use a fish bladder instead. That night, Chen Xu killed a large carp, carefully removed the swim bladder, and then asked people to stew the fish, which is called waste utilization.

Zhou Qian didn't go back, to put it mildly, he was "under house arrest" by Chen Xu. Zhou Qian was quite depressed, thinking about his son, he was even more depressed. Chen Xu doesn't know whether Zhou Qian's net worth is clean or not, whether he is sick or not, if he wants Zhou Qian and his mother to realize their dreams, they must have a physical examination first; In addition, this kind of thing can't be slapped in the face, and if his mother is unwilling, he will never do anything excessive.

Tossing and turning, unable to sleep at night, Zhou Gan repeatedly recalled the words "imperial businessman" in his mind. The golden light was shining brightly, Zhou Qian pinched his arm several times, and his arm was purple, and he was never sure that it was true.

Imperial merchant, what a distant word? Zhou Qian remembered that Chen Xu had said that he wanted to let the people of the Zhou Mansion prostrate at his mother's feet, but he didn't expect that in a short period of time, his words came true, the old man relented, he surrendered in his heart, Sun admitted defeat, he regretted it, he really regretted it, and regretted not being at the beginning. Thinking of Chen Ying'er, Zhou Qian was ashamed and ready to move, this feeling actually had the throbbing of the night of the candle in the cave room.

Chen Ying'er was ashamed and ashamed, she tossed her son hard. Guozijian is the highest institution of learning in Yan Kingdom, and she says that her son can't be too bad. Chen Xu had already finished reading the Analects, and he had read most of Mencius, but he didn't have much experience. Of course, this is not Chen Xu's stupidity, on the contrary, he has an amazing memory, he has done relevant "tests" in his previous life, twenty pages of A4 paper, the paper is full of dense and illogical number jù-type information, he can remember 80% of it from beginning to end, of course, rote memorization, remember it quickly and forget it quickly, but it is enough for stealing intelligence information.

If Chen Xu is really interested in hard reading, he can definitely read through the Four Books and Five Classics in a day or two, but unfortunately he is not very interested, if it were not for his mother's "persecution", he would not even have turned the book to see**. After reading for more than an hour, Chen Ying'er asked him to learn calligraphy again, and Qin Mengyao accompanied him. Looking at Chen Xu's handwriting, Qin Mengyao can always find a sense of superiority in IQ, and she is happy to teach her own men instead of her mother-in-law.

Qin Mengyao's sense of superiority was only temporary, and she was honest when she learned boxing with Chen Xu at night.

"Tai Chi is the strength of the whole body to concentrate the energy of the whole body at one point and burst out......"

Qin Mengyao did a good job, loosening her shoulders and elbows, sinking her waist and hanging her hips, she followed Chen Xu's guidance. "Poof... Creak! Qin Mengyao couldn't help but let out a loud fart, and when she woke up, she desperately wanted to endure it, which was quite anticlimactic.

"Whew!"

Qin Mengyao's face turned red, she covered her face and lay on the bed with a quilt to cover her head.

"Meng Yao, let's stay here tonight." Chen Xu patted Qin Mengyao's round buttocks and said, Mengyao didn't speak, Chen Xu lay on top of her, his head burrowed into the quilt and sucked her earlobe affectionately.

"Mother-in-law, they're in the middle."

Qin Mengyao straightened her body sensitively, which relieved the previous embarrassment, she lowered her head like an angry little daughter-in-law, "I have to go back first, I haven't been back for a few days, I'm a little relieved." ”

Chen Xu smiled, "Meng Yao, although we don't know the details of the Yama Palace, but in the capital, except for the palace, I'm afraid it belongs to my father-in-law's family with the most heavily guarded." ”

Chen Xu is not talking nonsense, the Qin Mansion has the masters of the Sword Yue Sect in charge, and the "Wolf Teeth" special forces are on duty in turns, in addition to this, there are even masters of the six doors hiding in the shadows, not to mention the Ten Palaces Yama, I am afraid that it is the Hell Valley Lord on the other side of the flower, and he does not dare to act rashly.

In the middle of the night, it was cold, Chen Xu and Meng Yao got into the bed, Meng Yao was still wearing pajamas, and she even "rudely" asked Chen Xu to do the same.

"Meng Yao, I'll show you something good."

Chen Xu suddenly lifted the quilt and got out of bed to get back something excitedly, Qin Mengyao knew that this was the "fish bladder" that killed fish before dinner, but she didn't know what it was for, even if she wanted to eat it, she couldn't eat it raw.

"What do you want to do?"

Chen Xu smiled and said nothing, accompanied by beauties, looking at the swim bladder by candlelight, this feeling was quite amazing, he not only recalled the scene of unpacking the condom when he slept with a woman in his previous life. Chen Xu blew the swim bladder on the side of his mouth, the sealing is very good, the fly in the ointment is that the elasticity is not good, the size is not easy to grasp, Chen Xu deliberately chose a big fish, and the family did not finish eating.

"Shameless! Disgusting!! ”

Qin Mengyao listened to Chen Xu's explanation, and she gave a promising evaluation, of course, there was no possibility of anything happening.

Even if a student skips class in the future, he or she cannot be absent on the first day of school. The donation to prison is specially approved by the emperor, and you can't help but spend the money, otherwise it will be disrespectful to the decree. The students of Guozijian take ten days off, one day off every ten days, and Chen Xu was elected to the prison at the beginning of December, accompanied by Ling Ri, the second son of the Dafang of the Ningguo Mansion. Ling Yuehua recognized Chen Xu's talent, and she felt it was necessary for her younger brother to follow in Chen Xu's footsteps.

Boarding learning is not the first in modern times, otherwise how can there be a poignant love story between Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai? Guozijian also needs to live in the school, of course, it is only for out-of-town prisoners, and the children of officials and eunuchs like Ling Yang must of course go home to live, otherwise how can the young grandmother of the big house keep watch over the empty boudoir night and night?

"Do you really want to abandon martial arts and study hard?"

Ling Ri and Chen Xu have long been acquainted, except for the need to grit their teeth and persist when exercising, it is harmless to joke usually. Regarding Chen Xu's entry into the national prison, he expressed doubts in his heart.

"You think I want to? Isn't that something that can't be helped? ”

"Then you really plan to study hard and be the top student in the entrance examination like your eldest brother?"

Chen Xu nodded wisely, "A soldier who doesn't want to be a general is not a good soldier, and a student who can't skip class is not a good student." ”

Ling Ri: "......"

The two rode to the gate of Guozijian, but they saw Zhang Lian walking towards them, who had been imprisoned by the emperor, and he was looking at Chen Xu and them triumphantly and gritting his teeth. As the saying goes, it is better to untie the knot, but unfortunately it is difficult to untie the knot once it is tied ......****************************************** it seems to be later today, but it is better on the weekend, you can sleep lazily and ask for votes!!

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