Chapter 1: Guanyin leads the Buddha's decree to Chang'e to go on a mission

In the fifth verse, the two goddesses joke about which feeling

After Chang'e arrived in the Tianzigang area, she successfully completed the investigation task of preparing the dragon vein holy relics for the Tang monks and apprentices.

After Chang'e arrived in the Tianzigang area, she successfully completed the investigation task of preparing the dragon vein holy relics for the Tang monks and apprentices.

When Chang'e returned, she first reported to Guanyin Bodhisattva Xiang Duan in the East China Sea that the Tang monks and apprentices were relaxing in the Tianzigang area of Meitang and preparing holy relics for the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land.

Chang'e came to the Zen temple where Guanyin Bodhisattva lived in the East China Sea.

"Master Mucha, I just returned from Meitang, I bother you to report to the Bodhisattva." Chang'e greeted Mucha, the chief disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva, with her characteristic sweet mezzo-soprano.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome back of the 'Envoy of the Beauty God'!" Guanyin Bodhisattva greeted her with a smile, took Chang'e's hand with both hands, and introduced Chang'e into the living room with a smile. After Guanyin Bodhisattva and Chang'e took their seats in the living room, the disciples offered the famous tea of West Lake Longjing.

"'Envoy of the Beauty God', this business trip to Meitang has gained a lot!" Guanyin Bodhisattva looked at Chang'e with a smile and said.

"Bodhisattva, this time I went to Meitang, although the time is short, the harvest is quite big." Chang'e replied with a spring breeze on her face.

"'Envoy of the Beauty God', do you first say that Chen Xuanzang led his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to raise holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang, or first tell the story of love between you and Marshal Pig (Bajie)!" Guanyin Bodhisattva smiled and looked into Chang'e's eyes and said.

"Okay, let me first tell the story of Marshal Pig (Bajie)'s love!" Chang'e used her unique sweet mezzo-soprano to tell Guanyin Bodhisattva about Zhu Bajie's two unhappy marriages.

Bodhisattva. Marshal Pig (Bajie) after degrading himself to the mortal realm. He has been married to two women. He first became the husband of the second sister of the egg for a year in the Yunzhan Cave of Fuling Mountain. The second sister of the egg is a. Marshal Pig (Bajie) is young and strong, and they are not a good match at all.

Marshal Pig (Bajie) told me that at that time, he was in the shape of a pig's face, and everyone was afraid when he saw it, and there was no way to find a wife. The second sister of Yunzhan Dongegg in Fuling Mountain didn't think he was ugly, and recruited him to be the husband of the upside down.

Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: The second sister of the egg is old after all, and she can't stand the toss of Marshal Pig (Bajie) who is young and bloody! The second sister began to be very happy to get this "belated love". Half a year later. She felt that her whole body was "sick", she was short of breath and long, her limbs were weak, her appetite was lost, and her menstrual period was gone. This is a bad omen! This is a sign of death! A few months later, the second sister returned to the west.

Marshal Zhu (Bajie) said to me: In the days when the second sister just died, I (Zhu Bajie) had thoughts of suicide several times. The second sister is gone, and there is no one to talk to me. Especially at night, when I think of the relationship with the second sister egg, it disappeared completely overnight. I suddenly became a "lonely and widowed man" again. How much I longed for it. I met a woman like the second sister who didn't think I was ugly and was my wife. But, my looks. Mortals were terrified when they saw it. When I go out, let mortals say it's a monster! How can a mortal be a matchmaker for a monster to take a wife? I'm going crazy when I think about my wife for a while!

Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: What day did the second sister just pass away, how much I remember the love life with the second sister in just one year. Which relationship between me and the second sister is hard to forget.

Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: In what days when Second Sister Egg just died, the more I thought about women, the more I couldn't find women. I am a physically and mentally strong man. Which man who is physically and mentally strong does not want a woman, as the saying goes: which woman does not have a spring. Men are born of women. I have no woman, so I will become a demon and eat people. Later, Guanyin Bodhisattva and his eldest disciple Mucha accepted me. The Bodhisattva ignited my master to learn scriptures from the west and achieve positive results. During the long days when I was waiting for my master to come, I learned through my subordinates that Gao Laozhuang had three daughters. The eldest daughter and the second girl are married. Only the third daughter, Gao Cuilan, is not yet married. So, I burned Yunzhan Cave, moved out of Fuling Mountain, came to Gao Laozhuang, and married Cuilan.

Chang'e said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: When Marshal Pig and Gao Cuilan were married for three years, Chen Xuanzang led his disciple Sun Wukong to Tianzhu to learn scriptures and passed by Gao Laozhuang. Marshal Pig left Gao Lao Zhuang to protect the master and learn from the West. In fact, the marriage between Marshal Pig and Gao Cuilan only lasted three years, and the couple went their separate ways!

Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: His marriage to Gao Cuilan is "the burden of the furnace craftsman", one hot and the other cold! Gao Cuilan was scared when she saw my face, she was my pro-forced. Gao Cuilan never smiled at me. She hid in her room all day for fear of seeing people say that she was married to a pig goblin. We are nominally husband and wife, but spiritually strangers. Alas! In the past three years, the people I love (God) have not been obtained, and those who do not love me have made me a scourge. Is this my destiny!

Marshal Pig (Bajie) said to me: It was still the Bodhisattva (Guanyin) who cared about him and pointed out to him the "path of divine birth". After he accompanies the master to learn the scriptures and returns, he must repay the Bodhisattva (Guanyin) for his care! Today's Marshal Pig (Bajie), together with his senior brother Sun Wukong and younger brother Sha Wujing, is doing his best to protect his master, Chen Xuanzang, to go to Tianzhu to learn scriptures.

Chang'e said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: Marshal Pig has been protecting his master - Chen Xuanzang since he went to Tianzhu to learn scriptures, and he has eliminated demons and subdued demons all the way, and has repeatedly performed miraculous feats. Marshal Pig can eat and fight, and he is very appreciated by the master.

When Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Chang'e talking about Zhu Bajie, he was a marshal one by one, his face was full of spring breeze like peach blossoms, and his whole mind was intoxicated with love.

"'Envoy of the God of Beauty', do you know the Tao, this time you and Bajie's 'love and love',

It has now become a heavenly and earthly - unprecedented - once-in-a-lifetime - out-of-print 'Eros Comedy'. Guanyin said to Chang'e with a smile.

Chang'e and Bajie's eternal out-of-print 'Eros Comedy', the author feels Fu Shiyun:

Bajie pickled girl pretending to be a Taoist

The goddess pretends to be a village girl

Heaven was made to be a bed

Yellow flowers everywhere for wedding dresses

Brother Meng is not afraid of a hammer for love

The beautiful girl Tu Q left her name in the UK

The swan song of love through the ages

There is no time for heaven on earth

Chang'e smiled and said to Guanyin Bodhisattva: "What secrets between me and the marshal, Bodhisattva, do you know the Tao!" ”

"If God doesn't know, unless you don't do it. Is there anything in the world that God does not know? Guanyin said with a smile.

"That's what the Bodhisattva said. I'm too shallow. The roots are not purified. It's hard to be a goddess. It's harder to be a famous beauty goddess (human). Chang'e said with a smile.

"Regardless of the heavenly court on earth. Beauty goddesses (humans) are all targets of capture by "males". For the sake of a beautiful goddess (man), they did not hesitate to fight with all their strength, until they caused wars between countries! 'Envoy of the God of Beauty', you have to be careful, don't cause a war between the 'male gods' because of your love and affection. Avalokiteshvara said very seriously.

"Bodhisattva, don't worry. The beautiful goddess (human) who can trigger guns and cannons between countries, which is the beautiful beauty god of the country. My dignity is still far from which level! Chang'e said with a restrained smile.

"Ha Lu Ha. The parties are confused, and the bystanders are clear. 'Envoy of the God of Beauty', you don't know your own god. In fact. Since you entered the Heavenly Court, you have become the first divine flower of the Heavenly Court! Now, the male gods of Heavenly Court are fighting openly and secretly for your love many times! The Queen Mother and the Jade Emperor all worried a lot about this matter. Avalokiteshvara said.

"I don't really know about that. I married my husband Hou Yi as my wife in the mortal realm. After taking an extra pill of the elixir given by the Queen Mother, she ascended to heaven to become a goddess. During this time, there were many male gods who offered their respects to me. I know that, too. The gods are the same as mortals, ten males and nine colors, and the remaining one is a 'yin and yang cub' - the male parts are useless! Men (gods) only want to be happy with beautiful women (gods) for a while, and none of them are willing to give you their hearts. Chang'e said.

"Not really! Bajie is dumbfounded, I think he is sincere to you. Avalokiteshvara said.

"Alas! What an unfortunate marshal marriage! The people he loves can't get them, and the people he doesn't love always appear. Chang'e said.

"Your trip to Meitang this time has fulfilled his life's wish. Bajie is not shallow! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, don't laugh at me. I owe too much to the marshal. Marshal for me. Not to mention suffering 2,000 hammers, he was also demoted to the mortal world. Becoming a 'pig-faced strange appearance', how can any woman love him! Chang'e said.

"How can I laugh at you. I admire and feel ashamed! You are a role model for women. You dare to love, can love, and love the man you like! Avalokiteshvara said.

"'Great love' can't be said, true love hangs on the side. I am sincere to the marshal.

Chang'e said.

"It can be seen that the marshal also fell in love with you at first sight." Avalokiteshvara said.

"Marshal Pig (Bajie) is a male god who dares to think, dare to do, and dare to love. He is 'for love'

After receiving 2,000 hammers、、、、、、 although he received an unprecedented punishment for God, he still has no regrets as a 'human' guarantor, learning from experience, and working hard all the way! Chang'e said.

"The Buddha asked me to arrange for their masters and apprentices to go to Jiangnan for half a day to relax, and take the opportunity to prepare holy relics for the dragon vein of Tianzigang. I asked you to go on a business trip to Meitang, one is to monitor their effectiveness; The second is to let you visit and visit Wu Neng. You've done an excellent job of both tasks! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, don't laugh at me. I just did what I wanted to do. In my mind, the marshal is a man who stands up to the sky! He didn't get my love and was willing to take 2,000 hammers, and it didn't matter if I was a slut to get his love. Chang'e said.

"Women are gorgeous, men love! The goddess swings, the male god breaks! Other goddesses want to 'swing' but don't have 'posture'. Only you have this talent! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Actually, the goddess loves the male god and doesn't need to be hypocritical; There's no need to hide it and not reveal it. We both 'come to God' and open our hearts when we want to love. If you have an opportunity, take it boldly! A hundred years of life is short, and there is no birthday in an instant. Chang'e said.

"You are really a beautiful god who is loved by people and thought by God. With your dedication to the Eight Commandments this time, it is really difficult to predict what will happen to the Heavenly Court in the future. Avalokiteshvara said.

"It's a blessing that comes first, and a disaster that can't be avoided. Anyway, I fell in love with the marshal. We both have one thing in common: love this once, enjoy it for the rest of our lives! It doesn't matter if you turn into a pig or a cow in the next life! Whether you are a human being or a god, men and women will move forward bravely when they love each other! Love it upside down! Love it! Love it! Love it for a hundred years! Love it with a bang! Love it! Love it for eternity! Love it for a 'posthumous name' for 10,000 years! Chang'e said.

"Men do not hesitate to give their lives to get the love of women; The goddess did not hesitate to get the love of the male god in the name of the 'festival'! You and Bajie are a romantic couple; stylish couples; Happy couple. Bajie dares to 'kiss' with you in broad daylight. What kind of feeling do you dare to look for with the marshal in the wilderness full of yellow flowers in the eyes of all the gods (gods). You two gods are really a natural pair, a pair made by the earth, and you really deserve to be the 'god couple' who dominate the heavenly and mortal realms! Avalokiteshvara said.

"The two of us are in the past life (marriage) debt to be repaid in this life! The marshal was destined to have 'a feeling of fate' with three women in his life. Chang'e said.

"You have a heart. Bajie is an amorous species. Three women conclude the 'relationship of which feeling'. You are the final god of the Eight Precepts, 'which feeling is the fate'! Avalokiteshvara said.

"That's what I do. Be a man and become a god. They all live in a short-lived love, in the mortal realm. My husband Hou Yi and I are spending the secret moon, and we have just experienced the joy of being a woman, and we have become widows in an instant. This is the first time I have enjoyed love since I became a god, and who knows that it is the first time and the end! It's really hard. Chang'e said.

"Wu Neng enjoyed love this time, and fate was destined to be the reward for him to receive 2,000 hammers. He went to Tianzhu to learn scriptures, cultivated the right results, and turned into Buddhism. From now on, it is insulated from 'the edge of any feeling'. Your first 'friendship with his feelings' is also his last 'friendship with his feelings'! From then on, the two of you are a couple of 'divine friends without any feeling', and even more so, a couple with no feelings! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Since I had a 'flesh-and-skin' contact with the marshal, my whole mind and body are now concerned about the marshal! As long as a woman gives a man any affection, she gives him everything she has! She sees men as subjects of life. Women are 'cheap'. When a man is happy, she is happy, and when a man is worried, she is also worried! It is as if we women were born to be men. Chang'e said.

"Everything in the world is a combination of yin and yang. If there is no love between men and women, all the creatures in the world will be another mode of survival! The result of asexual reproduction is a living space without rank, where war, plunder, and slaughter will fill the entire universe! If that's the case, men are not the men they are today. Avalokiteshvara said.

"We women have a deep affection for men. They are men who are different from us women. How many men can understand a woman's heart? Chang'e said.

"There are several types of men in the world. There is a career type and a family type; There are gentle types and strong types. There are types of people who love the country and love women; There are types of people who love the country and don't love women; There are types of women who love the country and love women more; There are also types of women who love the country first and then love women; There is also a type of person who loves a woman first and then wins the country. Some men are considerate of women, and a few sweet words coax women around; Some men are considerate of women in their hearts. If you are not good at words, you will already solve problems and solve problems in your heart. Avalokiteshvara said.

"I am now in love with the marshal. I'm afraid that the marshal has forgotten me cleanly. Men who are physically sound all over the world have a strong desire for love. When men need women, they are very gentle, considerate, and caring for women. When a man needs a woman, once the woman is not around, he will empathize and say goodbye! As long as there is a woman who satisfies the needs of one of his feelings, he will say to that woman the words that he has said to his wife hundreds of times: "You are so good, dear!" You're so beautiful! You are the best and best woman I have ever met in this life. All men in the world are this virtue. The ancients said well, the husband and the husband, within one zhang is the husband (blessing), and one zhang outside is the name. Distance generates feelings. The marshal and I are now separated from each other, and we are a hundred million feet away. From now on, there will only be the name of husband and wife, and there will be no husband and wife! Chang'e said.

"Love between a man and a woman is not the same thing as love of any feeling. There is a feeling of love between some men and women, and there is love between men and women. There are some men and women who have any feeling of love and affection. Normally, there is love between men and women. It is difficult to maintain love without any feeling. Which feeling of love is the basis of love, and which feeling of love is the condition of love. The act of feeling between a man and a woman who has no emotional foundation cannot be called 'love'. Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, what kind of love or love do you say between me and the marshal?" Chang'e said.

"There is great love between you and Bajie. Love knows no bounds! Great love is immeasurable! Great love is the highest state of God (man)! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Marshal, they guarantee that the master Tianzhu learns scriptures, ninety-nine eighty-one calamities. Now only 7749 eons have been completed. As the saying goes, there are many long beaches in the river, and there are many long bends in the road. They have a longer road ahead. The danger is even more. I'm really worried about them not having an accident on the way. I hope they will go to Tianzhu as soon as possible to retrieve the scriptures. Chang'e said.

"Please relax your heart with the 'envoy of the god of beauty'. Chen Chen Xuanzang led his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, and Sha Wujing to Tianzhu to learn scriptures. I specially arranged it according to the instructions of the Buddha, and they were only 'surprised' along the way! This time, after I arranged for them to relax according to the Buddha's will, the next step of the trip will be smoother! When you return one day when you have achieved the positive results of the Eight Precepts, you will organize the beautiful god (female) team of the heavenly court to offer flowers and condolences. At that time, I don't have to worry about Bajie eating the 'tofu' of other goddesses! Because, they have transcended Buddhahood. The Buddha's heart is lustless and desireless. The eight precepts are the Buddha of 'sexual desirelessness'. Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, to tell you the truth, it's really come one day. I really didn't dare to welcome it. I am now a 'fragrant' flower. I have just experienced which feeling with the marshal、、、、、、 desire for which feeling is increasing and difficult to decrease. I'm afraid I won't be able to control myself when I go to the scene. When the time comes, it will add to the marshal's distress. Chang'e said.

"Please also ask the 'Envoy of the God of Beauty' to relax your heart. The eight precepts of that time are not comparable to the eight precepts of today. At that time, Bajie will take control of the situation. You can go to the scene to 'shine brightly' and let Bajie be beautiful. You, the divine flower of 'attracting bees and butterflies', once you disclose your relationship with Bajie, I really don't know how other male gods in Heaven will react to you in the future! Avalokiteshvara said.

"I think so. Now many male gods are very attentive to me. I made my public love affair with the marshal, and let the other male gods die which flower heart. I'm trying to be quiet, too. Like now, which feeling of harassment disturbs my mind and body. Chang'e said.

"Good flowers are picked by the gods, and good horses are ridden!" It is not surprising that the envoys of the god of beauty have encountered some kind of harassment! If you don't feel harassed, you won't be Chang'e! One thing I know is that the harassers who do whatever they feel about you are not equal! Can you give me some privacy? What kind of feelings have you harassed you? Avalokiteshvara said.

"I just came to Heaven, and I don't know many male gods yet. The day of the peach banquet held by the Queen Mother. That is, the day when Marshal Pig (Bajie) received 2,000 hammers, the male gods of the heavenly court, all looked at me with lustful eyes. Some male gods took the opportunity to be courteous and chose big peaches to send me. Some male gods secretly clasped me a few times with their fingers when shaking hands, testing whether I belonged to the kind of goddess of 'water-based poplar'. Chang'e said.

"That's what makes you attractive. You are a beauty in the mortal world. When you go to heaven, you will naturally become a beautiful (female) god in the eyes of a male god. Avalokiteshvara said.

Read on to find out what happens next、、、、、、

Chapter 1: Guanyin leads the Buddha's decree to Chang'e to go on a mission

Section 6: Chang'e's privacy plays the heavenly court

"That's what makes you attractive. You are a beauty in the mortal world. When you go to heaven, you will naturally become a beautiful (female) god in the eyes of a male god. Avalokiteshvara said.

"The most annoying thing is the picket of the king of Lingguan. On the third day of my entry into the Heavenly Court, he openly harassed me in the Guanghan Palace on the pretext of recording the household registration of the goddess, and was stopped by me from telling the Queen Mother. Ever since Marshal Pig (Bajie) was demoted to the mortal realm, the king (Lingguan) has always harassed me more frequently, more blatantly, and more unscrupulously! Chang'e said.

"This king (spiritual official) is all in charge, insidious and cunning. In the mortal realm, he started by playing with power, and perished with greed for money and lust. When it comes to Heaven, 'Dogs can't change their nature of eating human!' Relying on the power of the Queen Mother, he became a wolf greedy for money and lust! Avalokiteshvara said.

"This king (spiritual official) is always there, I didn't take a fancy to him at first sight. Ever since he denounced Marshal Pig (Bajie), I have hated this kind of 'despicable little god' from the bottom of my bones," Chang'e said.

"You still have to be careful against this kind of unscrupulous person! They have always acted in disobedience. Beware of them 'setting up' to trap your (Bajie) marshal brother! Avalokiteshvara said.

"This despicable little god' has already pitted Marshal Pig (Bajie) once. This time, I can't let him know about my privacy with Marshal Pig (Bajie) no matter what! One day when Marshal Pig (Bajie) cultivates to fruition, the two of us will openly 'kiss' in front of the public and become a husband and wife who have no feelings. Angry at these 'despicable little gods'. ”

"I called you to 'form a group' to welcome, the purpose is to make those 'lustful male gods' who are still harassing you what feeling you are still doing, and one by one which 'picking flower hearts' will die early!" Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, we have been talking privately for a long time today. I don't have any secrets about you now. At the end of all, I want to say something to you that I want to say but am embarrassed to say to anyone else. Chang'e said.

"You say happily, I promise not to spread the word. Maintain your privacy! Avalokiteshvara said.

"You say. Marshal Pig (Bajie) and I will only be a couple in the name of husband and wife, but not in the feeling of husband and wife. Marshal Pig (Eight Commandments) Dharma Dharma. It's not hard to be lustful and desireless. I'm different. I am in the prime of life, the six roots are not purified, which feeling the desire is strong. I have now enjoyed the caress of two men (God), what an indescribable, indescribable feeling. At my age, I don't want to end any feeling of love no matter what, just enjoy the monotony of love! Chang'e said.

"In Buddhism, it is said that 'cultivating the mind and cultivating the mind'. As far as you are concerned, from now on, you have to 'cultivate your mind and mind.'" Which feeling of love and affection is one and the same, two aspects of the living body. Which feeling of love is the basis of love. Love is the condition of love which feeling. In a sense, there is no love without any feeling; There is no love, let alone love! This is determined by the natural law that life and death of man (God) are fateful. Which feeling of love is conditional and is determined by the age of man (God). Both the early years of man (God) and the old age on the verge of withering lack the conditions for feeling love. The youth and prime of man (God) are the period when love is flourishing. Therefore, the love of which feeling is the product of the stages of man (God), and love runs through the whole life of man (God). All people who are physically and mentally healthy (God) have the freedom to pursue and enjoy whatever kind of love and affection they feel. Avalokiteshvara said.

"I'm afraid I can't bear any loneliness! Our goddess can't be like a male god, what two or three times of love and love in her life? Bodhisattva, do you think my idea is outrageous! Is it childish or bizarre? Chang'e said.

"I want you to 'cultivate your mind and mind,' and that actually answers your question. A woman's pursuit of love for which feeling is different from that of a man. The feeling of love that a woman pursues varies from person to person. Some women are hungry for love that they pursue; Some women pursue a feeling of love like a fish in water; Some women pursue which feeling of love is fulfilled; Some women pursue a feeling of love like a tiger; Some women pursue a feeling of love like a treasure; Some women pursue love, which feeling of love is intoxicated; Some women pursue a feeling of love that is just that. Avalokiteshvara said.

"Marshal Pig (Bajie) has had three women. I also want to find another suitable male god. Experience what it's like to be in love with three men (God) for a lifetime. I am still a god, and I haven't walked in the world in vain! Chang'e said.

"It's up to you to decide! Confidants are hard to find! Bajie has an affair with three women (gods). It was meant to be. What kind of love do you want to have with three men (God), and now it is even more by providence! Divine flowers are picked by gods. Pegasus Ren Xian rides! You are so delicate, there will definitely be a male god to let you enjoy the happiness of love and love! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, let you say that my heart is itching right now. The marshal and I (Zhu Bajie) are really a pair made in heaven, a pair that grows on the ground. When the marshal sees a beautiful woman, he can't walk, and if he leaves a woman, he eats people. I also felt itchy when I saw a handsome guy, and I left God A (male) and thought of God B (male)! Chang'e said.

"In the future, you will bring more male Q (people, gods) Q sense, happy, and chic beauties (gods)." Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, don't say it. Besides, welcome the marshal to achieve a positive result One day, I will really not be able to control myself. When the time comes, I will be heroic and chic. Let all the male gods in Heaven go crazy for me. Go crazy for me. To hell with them, let them fight for me! Chang'e said.

"On behalf of men, I thank God for giving birth to you, the 'beautiful goddess', so that all men in the world are overwhelmed by your beauty, your tenderness, your romance, and your sweetness. On behalf of women, I accuse God of being too unfair, how can you concentrate your beautiful face, slender figure, and fascinated voice into your one-god body. Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, how nice it would be if you were a man. I will immediately 'return to heaven as husband and wife' with you! Chang'e sang the Huangmei tune as she spoke.

"If I were a man, I would have 'eaten' you clean, how could it be your turn to be a dumb marshal. I want to grasp the reincarnation and become a man, the sooner and sooner I will enjoy your glamorous blessings! Avalokiteshvara said.

"It's a deal! I'm waiting for you to reincarnate quickly and become a handsome guy. When the time comes, I'll QQQQ you when we're looking for a feeling! Chang'e said.

"You ronin prodigal, you say that I, a desireless Buddha, are 'heart blooming' and 'spring rippling'." Avalokiteshvara said.

"Love is a net, both human beings and gods need to be brave to face it. Whether it's 'cultivating the mind'. It's still 'cultivating the mind and cultivating the mind'. No one can escape this love network. Chang'e said.

"Love is a net. Both human beings and gods need to be brave to face it. Whether it is 'cultivating the mind' or 'cultivating the mind', no one can escape this love network. Chang'e said.

"You, the 'envoy of the god of beauty', through today's 'Phoenix Talk', your discussion with Bajie on which feeling can become an out-of-print love song in the divine realm!" Avalokiteshvara said.

"Prizes! That is history. I want you to be reincarnated as a man now. I want to work with you to re-inherit, excavate, reclaim, and innovate a new chapter of 'which feeling' in life. Chang'e said.

"You, the 'envoy of the god of beauty', reincarnation. It's just a joke. How can it be taken seriously! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Sincerity is spirit! So many dreams come true! I now look forward to another marshal brother sharing a new married life with me as soon as possible! This Goddess is in the prime of women's time, and I want to seize the opportunity to enjoy women's life. After a period of time, the god (man) will be old and yellow, and the goddess (man) will enter the withering period, and then talk about the pursuit or enjoyment of which feeling of love and the happiness of love, which is the foolish dream, foolish talk! Chang'e said.

"You, the 'envoy of the god of beauty', have a sense of love and love for the pursuit of love, not only 'seize the day', but also 'keep pace with the times', 'harmonious innovation', and 'leave a legacy for a thousand years'. Gratifying! Congratulations! Respectable! There is one point that I specifically point out that my Buddha is compassionate. Forgive this Buddha is difficult to imitate in this life! Nan Ah Mi Tuo Buddha! Avalokiteshvara said.

"Bodhisattva, don't let me guess dumb riddles! How long will it take for me to meet my lover! I'm looking for a third male god now. Whether there is a history of marriage or not; Whether there are children around you, old (human) gods, etc., are all casual. Those who have been married and those who are not married are included in the recruitment. Newborn virgins are better. A blank piece of paper, I can draw whatever picture I want, whatever I feel! If I meet you, a handsome reincarnation brother in the future、、、、、、" Chang'e said.

"Heaven is not to be leaked! Spit on a stone and it will be wet at last! I can tell you a prophetic condition. Among the many male gods who pursue you, there is a 'talented god' who composes music and lyrics for you, which will be the latest, earliest, fastest, and most satisfying new (lover) man you have captured! Avalokiteshvara said.

"It's beautiful. The first two men I met were both martial artists. The third male is the 'talented man'. I have to cherish the love I want to find with this well-mannered 'talented man'. Chang'e said.

"Does a 'talented man' have to be a weak scholar!!" Avalokiteshvara said.

I don't have an answer to that question yet. When I meet the 'Cai Shen Lang', I will make a special trip to reveal it to your Bodhisattva! By the way, the 'Cai Shenlang' you said composed music and lyrics for me. Now the popular songs are updated too fast. Can you give me some pointers and guide me to write a synopsis of the lyrics and songs for me? Chang'e said.

"Let me tell you first, this 'talented god' is 1.75 meters tall and looks like a god. He was also a 'martial artist' and served as a civilian officer in the army. He writes well, and he is proficient in lyrics and poetry. Avalokiteshvara said.

"I'm a star! Yanfu is coming! Glamorous! I'm so happy and excited right now. I never write lyrics or poems. Today, I made an exception and now gave a poem. I'm glad to be ugly to you!

Born with a beautiful sister-in-law and a good figure

Fascinate handsome guy infatuated with a lover

The body is soft and glamorous, and the stars are shining

The handsome military generals are coming

The male god and goddess spend the spring rain

Q love love spectrum new chapter

Life is easy to grow old, and God is not old

My glamorous history is beautiful for thousands of years

Chang'e read the impromptu poem in her characteristic sweet mezzo-soprano.

"It's poetry, and it's still not hot to enter the ranks of 'good'! Your future lover, the lyrics are more beautiful than yours. I can only tell you a rough idea:

I admire your beauty, I applaud your romance, I revel in your honey、、、、、、 I am your protector.

I share your tenderness, I accompany your singing, I give you happiness、、、、、、 I am your patron saint. Avalokiteshvara said.

"I give your happiness, and I am your happy God." Chang'e immediately rewrote the last two lyrics.

"Alright. 'Envoy of the God of Beauty', your 'history of love with Bajie' will come to an end today. Now let's turn to Chen Xuanzang and his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to raise holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang! Avalokiteshvara said.

Chang'e used her sweet mezzo-soprano and tail to report to Guanyin Bodhisattva that Chen Xuanzang led his disciples Sun Wukong, Zhu Wuneng, Sha Wujing and Bailongma to raise holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang.

Chang'e said: On this trip to Meitang, Marshal Pig (Bajie) will follow the Bodhisattva's will. Prepared the "Birth Grass" for the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land. During my time in Meitang. Marshal Zhu accompanied me to visit the "Jiandi Well", watched the "Civilization Bridge" built by Sun Wukong, and the "Xinpiyan" built by Sha Wujing. I watched the "Son of Heaven Gang" from heaven. The "Five Elements Mountain" where the five fingers of the Buddha's right hand are deformed. After being broken by Wukong, it fell to the Meitang area and became "Wulong Mountain".

Guanyin Bodhisattva took a fancy to the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang and revealed the heavenly opportunity that the "Five Dragon Mountain" belonged to the Dragon Vein Land.

After Chang'e reported to Guanyin Bodhisattva, she came to Heaven on this day and reported to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother in time. There is no doubt that the private affair with Zhu Bajie was omitted and sealed.

After Chang'e saluted, she said in her sweet mezzo-soprano: Your Majesty Qiqin, the goddess Chang'e was recently sent by the Buddha and Guanyin Bodhisattva to make a special trip to the mortal world to inspect the situation of Tang monks and apprentices going to Jiangnan for half a day of leisure on the way to the west to learn scriptures. The reason is that the Buddha learned that Wukong protected Tang monk Xitian and experienced hardships and dangers on the way. Guanyin Bodhisattva was specially instructed to arrange for them to go to the Meitang area in the south of the Yangtze River for half a day of leisure, and at the same time prepare holy relics for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang.

The Jade Emperor said in surprise: The Buddha's blessed heart can be seen by the sun and the moon! Respectable! Congratulations!

The Queen Mother said: Tang Seng, Wukong, Wu Neng, and Wu Jing What good deeds did their masters and apprentices do during their leisure period? What holy relics have been prepared for Tianzigang?

Chang'e continued to say in her sweet mezzo-soprano: Qi Qin Niangniang, the place where Guanyin Bodhisattva arranged for the Tang monks and apprentices to relax this time is the Tianzigang area of Meitang in the south of the Yangtze River. This place is the five mountains of gold, wood, water, fire and earth that the Buddha used his five fingers to turn into, and pressed the Wulong Mountain that Wukong broke through and descended after 500 years. The Five Elements Mountain of the Buddha is a conjoined body of two-colored rocks. Among them, the big finger is a red rock, and the other four fingers are a cyan rock. Between the thumb and index finger is the junction. Therefore, the Tianzigang of Wulong Mountain has become the junction of the two major plates of the earth's blue rock and red rock. The water here is "living water", and the spring water in the crevices of the underground has a constant temperature throughout the four seasons and flows continuously. This mountain is a "living mountain", and Tianzigang belongs to the dragon vein holy land of the head of the five dragons. The Bodhisattva deliberately arranged for the Tang monks and apprentices to prepare four holy relics for the Tianzigang Dragon Vein Holy Land during the leisure period: "Red Stone Golden Carp" - fish, "Porcelain Bottle Grass" - grass, "Jade Bottle Holy Water" - water, and "Scoop Gourd Ambergris" - wine. Tianzigang is a dragon vein holy land. In the future, the ancestors of those who are destined to be buried here will be able to bless their descendants as the founding emperor. Hereditary government for 300 years.

The Jade Emperor listened and said excitedly: Guanyin is perfect in the mortal realm, the immortal realm, or the divine realm. Respectable! Admirable!

The Queen Mother said: Guanyin is kind-hearted and thoughtful! In the mortal world, the fairy world, the divine world, the yang world, and the netherworld, she puts charity first, compassion is the cherish, purifies all sentient beings, and people praise the immortals and worship the gods!

The goddess of Chang'e used her unique sweet mezzo-soprano to tell the story of the Tang monks and apprentices preparing the dragon vein relics of Tianzigang to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother and the gods and ministers on duty in court.

Wang Lingguan, the governor on duty, saw Chang'e's face full of spring, and knew that Chang'e went down to earth this time and bathed in the Xian ceremony of love. Love is the best moisturizer for mature women. Before the Pan Tao Meeting, that is, not long after Chang'e ascended to heaven and stayed in Guanghan Palace, Wang Lingguan took the opportunity of registering the list of goddesses to rudely show his love in Guanghan Palace, but was severely rejected by Chang'e! Since then, Wang Lingguan has both loved and hated Chang'e. On the day of the Pan Tao Meeting, Marshal Tianpeng broke into the Guanghan Palace with alcohol, hugged Chang'e and kissed in broad daylight, Wang Lingguan was jealous and immediately reported to the Jade Emperor, so that Tianpeng was punished and demoted. Wang Lingguan wanted to eliminate a rival in love, and then find an opportunity to show his love to Chang'e. Seeing the joy of Chang'e's return from the earth, it is known that the flowers have fallen to their owners, and it is speculated that the lord of the flowers is the canopy. Wang Lingguan added hatred to Chang'e, and hated the canopy of the god who plucked the stamens of Chang'e! Wang Lingguan listened attentively to Chang'e's account of the legendary experience of the Tang monks and apprentices who prepared holy relics for Tianzigang, and planned how to destroy it in the future, thus opening the prelude to the Xianyou God fighting for Tianzigang.

During the Tang Dynasty (618-——907 AD), Tang monks and apprentices were on their way to the west to learn scriptures, and were "faxed" to Meitang by Guanyin Bodhisattva to prepare holy relics for Tianzigang, a dragon vein holy land. Tang Seng left behind the "Book of Heavenly Secrets".

"Red Stone Golden Carp" - Transferred to Wujing by the Dragon King of the West Sea, Ao Run, the Queen of Carp

"Jade Bottle Grass" - endowed with enlightenment by Chang'e Fairy Trust,

"Porcelain Bottle Holy Water" - entrusted by Guanyin Bodhisattva to Chang'e,

"Ladyboard ambergris" - given to the white dragon horse by the old gentleman of Taishang.

Chang'e first told the story of Tang Seng preparing the "Book of Heaven" for the Dragon Vein Holy Land of Tianzigang, and then recounted Wukong's preparation of the "Red Stone Golden Carp" - fish, Wu Neng's preparation of the "Porcelain Bottle Grass" - grass, Guanyin Bodhisattva's preparation of the "Jade Bottle Holy Water" - water, the preparation of the "Scoop Beard Dragon Saliva" - wine, and Wujing's experience of preparing the catfish guard for the Dragon Palace of Dongting Lake. Among them, the private relationship between Chang'e and Bajie has been sealed by Chang'e for thousands of years. During this period, when Chang'e took advantage of this business trip to the Tianzigang area of Meitang to monitor the leisure situation of the Tang monks and apprentices, she dressed up as a village girl and Bajie to have a complex of love between men and women in heaven and earth.

To find out what happens next, read on 、、、、、、 (to be continued......