The 154th episode met Zhang Ying for the first time, and Zhang Bing squirted wildly in front of the cold formation

However, even if you are a fierce general, even if you are invincible, if you have not fought or been on the battlefield, no one will know how powerful you really are. And Tai Shici is in such an embarrassing state. Since he changed owners, he has not fought a single battle, and he is unwilling to participate in the physical work of exterminating war thieves, so under Liu Xuan's account, everyone does not have a deep image of him, and they all think that he is just a good-looking little boy who eats with a mouth.

Now's finally here! How could Tai Shi Ci not take the position of pioneer?

Liu Miao frowned when he heard this and said, "You are still young, so you should obey my orders left and right." By the way, although you are working under my door now, I have never seen your kung fu, do you really know how to fight? With that, he smiled at his men on the left and right, and then waved his hand to signal them to stand down!

In the face of such an insult, Tai Shici could say that he would like to kill Liu Miao immediately, but after thinking about it, it is no wonder that after he joined the Liu family, he really did not make half of the credit, and it was correct for others to put themselves first and not arrange for them to go to the battlefield. But I was still very unhappy and left

Zhang Ying led the troops to Niuzhu, prepared 100,000 grains, and prepared the family to eat here until the end of the world. If Sun Ce dares to attack, I will defend it, and if you retreat, I will not chase it! Anyway, I have a lot of food, so I just don't let you in!

Sun Ce led the generals to lead the troops, shouting and scolding several battles, but Zhang Ying didn't attack! For a while, Sun Ce died in a hurry!

Zhou Yu said with a smile: "Bo Fu, every time you scold someone, you are tired of hearing it, who will fight?" ”

Sun Ce asked, "Then what do you mean?" I've also thought about it, even if that Zhang Ying comes out to fight with us, it can't guarantee that we will win! He has 20,000 more troops than we do! ”

Zhang Han also interjected: "Yes, Zhou Xiansen~ What are your plans?" Say it, I'll give you a thumbs up? ”

Zhou Yu glanced at Zhang Han, he didn't want to say it, he just thought it was a surprise for everyone, but he didn't have a good impression of Zhang Han, so he blurted out directly: "Use fire!" ”

Zhang Han Yile: "People can't come out, why do you use fire?" Besides, even if it comes out, why are you burning? Don't tell me to shoot rockets, throw torches or whatever, it's weak! ”

"Just shout and scold before the Ming ** battle, if Zhang Ying can be deceived out of the village, I have my own plan to break the enemy!" Zhou Yu said confidently.

Zhang Han can't stand the appearance of pretending to be forced the most, especially when others pretend to be forced to himself! What kind of awesome historical figure is Guan Nima, pretending to be forced in front of Lao Tzu is not good! What else is there to destroy the enemy? Sister Mouni, I must have thought about it yet, so it's for the sake of face, right? Lao Tzu doesn't give you face!

Thinking of this, Zhang Han responded: "Okay! Tomorrow, I will go and scold the eighteenth generation of Zhang Ying's ancestors, and I will see what plans you have! ”

After that, Zhang Han and Zhou Yu glared at each other and left one after another. Sun Ce shook his head: "These two goods, they don't take me seriously at all!" ”

Following.

Zhang Han ate a lot of garlic, chili peppers and other things early in the morning, in order to mention his status! Then he rode in front of Dazhai and spent a minute going through all the unfair things he had encountered since he was a child and went through it in his mind like a movie!

What is it for? Do you know the way of anger?

If you are angry and dissatisfied, how can you put your skills?

After a while, Zhang Han felt that his state had come, and when he saw that Zhang Ying was already standing on top of the walled tower, Zhang Han opened his mouth and came:

[Scolding A] The snow is vast, and Zhang Ying's family is lined up to pick up rags! Zhang Yingyi commanded, rushed to the garbage heap, and stuffed all the stinky shoes and socks into his mouth! People give you two pieces of candy, and you dig a thatched house for others! There is no light in the thatched house, fall into the Baba pit! You fought against Baba, and you almost didn't die!

After scolding these words, Zhang Ying smiled and said to the left and right: "The child is playing at home, we must listen to him continue to scold!" ”

Zhang Han saw that it had no effect, so he continued to scold:

[Scolding B] Big forehead, big forehead, Zhang Ying is not worried when it rains! People hit umbrellas, you hit big foreheads! Zhang Ying walked up to me, hippie and smiling! Steal my penny and save it for 800 years! Oh~~~ You're so shameless!

Zhang Ying was a little unhappy in his heart, but he knew that the other party forced him to fight, but he still shouted: "Very literate!" Two more sentences, kids! ”

Zhang Han was helpless, but after all, he had already taken over Zhou Yu's challenge, and he had to do a good job! So he continued:

[Cursing C] Zhang Ying, Zhang Ying! If you have a fart, you will suffocate your heart; No farts squeezing, exercise; Everyone, pay attention, Zhang Ying is going to fart; As soon as the fart sounded, everyone applauded! Come! Applaud!

As soon as Zhang Han roared, the soldiers behind him immediately applauded wildly! And kept shouting: "Zhang Ying farted and stunned the world!" ”

Zhang Ying can no longer be calm! Even if he wanted to, he couldn't hold on, because at this moment, some of the deputies around him were all covering their mouths and laughing! One of his subordinates stepped forward and said, "General, we have the advantage in strength, why are we afraid of them?" Rush out of the city and kill them, leaving no piece of armor behind! ”

Zhang Ying replied angrily: "Who said I was afraid of them!" The three armies obeyed the order and went out of the city to meet the enemy! I must get that who has been insulting me back, and I'm going to deal with him in the most cruel way possible! ”

In a moment, the gate of the village was wide open, Zhang Ying rode his horse, the first one rushed out, and thousands of troops and horses rushed out frantically!

Zhang Han saw it and shouted: "I'll go!" What about F4? What about F4? ”

Just finished shouting, Huang Gai's veteran has arrived, and he picked up the double hammer and fought against Zhang Ying, Zhang Han took the opportunity to retreat into the formation, but he didn't have the heart to see who had higher martial arts than Huang Gai or Zhang Ying, he only cared about Zhou Yu's clever plan!

"My mission is done, it's your turn! Don't make me laugh at you! Zhang Han asked Zhou Yu provocatively.

Zhou Yu Yile: "Hehe, don't worry, look at it." ”

Huang Gai and Zhang Ying fought for a few rounds, and suddenly Zhang Ying's army was in chaos!

Zhang Ying saw that the army behind him was inexplicably chaotic, so he hurriedly abandoned Huang Gai and returned to the army: "What's wrong?" In front of the big war, how can you still mess with yourself? ”

"Master! Father! There is a fire in our village! ”

Zhang Ying listened, then looked at the Dazhai behind him, and sure enough, the fire was stirring up and the smoke was filled!

"I've got a piece of grass, you shit! Lao Tzu is here to kill the enemy, they can't even look at a home? The whole army retreated to the village! Zhang Ying gave an order angrily, and then hurriedly turned around and retreated with tens of thousands of soldiers!

Sun Ce absolutely believed in Zhou Yu's conspiracy, and had long been ready to take advantage of the situation to attack, and seeing that Zhang Ying had retreated at this moment, he naturally led the army to take advantage of the situation to cover up the killing, and in just this moment, he killed Zhang Ying's troops of at least a few thousand!

Zhang Ying ran to the front of the village, just about to enter the village to fight the fire, but he didn't expect that in the thick smoke, ten thousand arrows were shot! How could Zhang Ying react? I was shot directly in the arm, and I was bleeding for a while!

Zhang Ying was very puzzled, and shouted angrily: "Grass! I'm Zhang Ying! Come back to fight the fire, shoot Lao Tzu's dry hair? ”