Chapter 15 Jade Dragon Chang'e returns to the West Sea, and there are many interesting anecdotes about the cycle of life and death

Section 28 Jade Dragon (Bi Fujian) and the bride Park Mingzhu 'riding a horse and stacking the stack'

Author: Xiao Zhai Xiao enlisted

[Narrator] It is said that after the marriage between the Heavenly Court Oiran Chang'e and the Marshal of the Jade Dragon, they chose to travel on their honeymoon, and the queen mother asked for leave to take the opportunity of the honeymoon to visit the West Sea to visit the parents of the Jade Dragon and the subordinates of the Jade Dragon when he was in charge of Dongting Lake.

How can you see a rainbow without wind and rain! How can you produce a jade dragon without tempering! There is a dragon king temple, where there is a Guanyin Pavilion!

Chang'e's mother-in-law and Jade Dragon's mother-Lulu, in the 'Commander Suite' of the Xihai Dragon Palace Guest House, told Chang'e about the two reincarnations of life and death before the Jade Dragon was tempered in Tianzigang!

Mr. Bi Fujian, the groom, and Qin Dongmei, the host of the wedding ceremony of the bride Princess Park Mingzhu, saw that the equipment for the upcoming "program" was ready, so she took the bride and groom with both hands, and the three of them came to the stage about 1 or 5 meters high above the ground.

After letting the bride and groom stand hand in hand, they used their tribal pronunciation and Chinese pronunciation to successively introduce the rules of the program to the bride and groom Bi Fu Jianxiang: "Folks, this program is called 'Kissing Sweet Fruit with One Heart'. As the name suggests, the newlyweds can only pick the apples with them without borrowing any tools from others, and then the witnesses will hold them. The bride and groom go to bite and eat apples at the same time! When the bride and groom 'kiss the mouth' bite and eat the apple, the show is over! The bride and groom understand and can start now. There is no time limit! A point to be clarified. When the couple was picking apples. Someone must hold it in their hands, and they must not let the apple fall to the ground (countertop). ”

After the bride Park Mingzhu and the groom Bi Fujian heard the 'start order' issued by the female translator Qin Dongmei, the host of the wedding ceremony, they quickly came to the birch tree with a diameter of about 15 centimeters and a length of about 6 or 5 meters standing on the ground in the middle of the stage. The groom, Bi Fujian, who is 1 or 80 meters tall, stretched out his right hand, "lifted" his toes, and tested the height of the apples hanging from the birch treetops on the ground in front of the eaves of the stage, which was about 1 or 5 meters above the ground. The apple was originally tied 40 cm below the tops of a birch tree about 6 to 5 meters in length, and the apple tied with a strip of calico cloth with a width of about 2 to 5 cm was connected to the treetops about 90 cm in length and 2 to 5 cm in width. Therefore. Apples tied to the tops of birch trees with strips of white cotton cloth are actually about 3 or 7 meters high from the stage that was temporarily erected about 1 or 5 meters above the ground. Both the bride and groom felt that there was a big difference in height when they reached out to pick the apples, and even if they jumped up, they could not pick the apples tied with strips of white cotton cloth with a width of 2 or 5 centimeters. This is because the apple, which is tied 40 centimeters below the top of a birch tree with a width of 2 to 5 centimeters, is about 3 to 7 meters above the stage that was temporarily erected about 1 to 5 meters above the ground. The height of the groom Bi Fujian, who is 1 or 80 meters tall, stretches out his right hand and is about 70 cm tall (the height of a normal person is equal to the length between the end of the middle finger of the left hand, including the width of the chest, to the end of the middle finger of the right hand after the two hands are spread out in parallel). "Jacking" the toe to increase the height by about 10 cm at most. The height of the groom, Bi Fujian, standing on the stage and reaching out and picking apples with his "top feet", is about 2 or 2 meters (minus about 40 centimeters from his arms to his head), which is about 1 or 5 meters away from the apples. The groom, Bi Fujian, thought about it. The host, the female translator Qin Dongmei, called this "show" "Kissing Sweet Fruits with One Heart", which means that I can only pick apples with the bride and the bride. I can't reach the apple with my hands alone, but if the bride is on my shoulder, the height of the two of them will definitely be able to reach the apple! The groom Bi Fu Jianxin was in his hands and mouth, he forgot that he said that the Chinese bride didn't understand this, but he already knew from the conversation between the female translator Qin Dongmei and himself that the bride's name was Park Mingzhu. The groom, Bi Fujian, walked to the eaves in the middle of the stage quickly, bent his feet and squatted into a "horse step" posture, holding the birch tree with his left hand, and patting his two shoulders continuously with his right hand. He shouted: "Mingzhu, you 'ride a horse and stack' (Tianzigang dialect, the posture when the adult sits the child's buttocks on the back and neck, and the child's feet reach the neck and the adult's chest), when I stand up, you can reach out and 'reach' the apple!" ”

The bride, Princess Park Mingzhu, couldn't understand the groom's voice at all, but when she saw the groom patting his shoulder with his hand, she knew that the groom was telling her to stand on his shoulder and pick apples. The female translator Qin Dongmei can understand the voice of the groom Bi Fujian, but she is not familiar with the dialect of the Tianzigang area, and when she sees the groom's posture, she also understands the "riding the buttress on horseback" as letting the bride stand on his shoulder. The groom, Mr. Bi Fujian, and the host of the wedding ceremony of the bride Princess Park Mingzhu, the female translator Qin Dongmei, quickly said to the bride Park Mingzhu in a very fluent tribal voice that Bi Fujian did not understand at all: "Mingzhu, the groom said to you, only you stand on his shoulder, after he stands up, you can reach out and pick the apple!" ”

"Good! (Qin) Sister Dongmei! Thank you so much for this! I don't understand a word of what he said. But looking at his movements, it seemed to make me stand on his shoulder. The bride Park Mingzhu said as she opened her legs, and when she walked to a distance of about one meter from the groom Bi Fujian, she jumped on Bi Fujian's shoulder.

Bi Fujian was originally worried that the bride Park Mingzhu was the daughter of the leader, who was usually pampered and weak, and was prone to "fear of heights" after standing on his shoulders. Therefore, the groom Bi Fujian's original words and postures were all to ask the bride Park Mingzhu to sit on his shoulders and "ride the stacks". If the bride "rides" (sits) on the shoulders (neck) of the groom Bi Fujian, he then grabs the bride's shirt with both hands and stands up, and the bride reaches out to pick apples on the shoulders It is very stable.

When the groom Bi Fujian saw that the bride Pu Mingzhu was eager to jump on his shoulder, he immediately let go of his left hand that was originally holding the birch tree, stood up and turned around and said to the female translator Qin Dongmei in a Chinese voice: "(Qin) Sister Dongmei! I am called Mingzhu 'Riding Battlements' to ride (seat) on my shoulder (neck) and reach out to pick apples steadily. If she's on my shoulder. I stood up, afraid that she would be 'afraid of heights' and would not be able to stabilize her body and fall down. ”

"'Riding the Battlements'! You just said 'riding the stack'. It means that the bride Park Mingju (rides) on your shoulders (neck). Hehe! Hehe! The big girl (seat) rides on the neck (shoulder) of the big man. It's so creative! "The groom, Mr. Bi Fujian, and the host of the wedding ceremony of the bride Princess Park Mingzhu - female translator Qin Dongmei. After laughing and talking to the groom Bi Fujian in Chinese pronunciation, he quickly said to the bride Park Mingzhu in the voice of his tribe: "Mingzhu, stop quickly!" Just now I mistranslated the bridegroom's 'riding battlements' into the wrong place! The bridegroom calls you 'mount on the buttress of the battlements,' that is, you are seated on his neck (shoulders). The groom is afraid that you will stand on his shoulder, and when he gets up, he is afraid that you are in danger. Mingzhu, you are really a blessing! This man is already hurting you from the bottom of his heart! When he does the same position in a moment, you will sit on his shoulder and 'ride the battlement'! Hehe! Hehe! The audience didn't understand what "riding a horse buttress" meant, and saw the host of the wedding ceremony, the female translator Qin Dongmei. On the stage, there will be a big belly and a big smile, and a moment will talk to the bride and groom in a voice that half can understand and half can't, everyone thinks it is very strange!

"The groom, this time you stand in your original position, and the bride will 'ride the horse and stack'!" The groom, Mr. Bi Fujian, and the host of the wedding ceremony of the bride Princess Park Mingzhu, the female translator Qin Dongmei, said to Bi Fujian with a smile in a Chinese voice that the on-site personnel could not understand.

"Good!" When the bridegroom Bi Fu reached the sword, he turned around with his feet bent, his body half-squatted into a "horse step" position, and held the birch tree with both hands. The bride Park Mingzhu was originally standing next to the groom Bi Fujian, and when she saw that the groom Bi Fujian had made a posture for her to 'ride a horse and stack the stacks', she first held the birch tree with her left hand. Step out and put your right foot on the right shoulder of the groom, Bi Fujian. The bride, Park Mingzhu, immediately grabbed the birch tree with her right hand and made a little effort. The left foot touches the ground hard, and while the whole body is lifted up, the left leg steps over the groom's left shoulder, and the buttocks sit firmly on the shoulder (neck) of the groom, Mr. Bi Fujian.

"'Gauge Mi'!" Answer'! "[Ancient Gaogou (sentence) Li tribal voice - good! The crowd up and down the stage, which was about 1 or 5 meters high above the ground, suddenly broke out into a "series of applause" and "good" praises!

In the Shang Dynasty in the 11th century B.C., when "men were superior to women" was prevalent, it was absolutely perverse for women to ride (seat) on their man's neck in public. At that time, the concept was that if the man let the woman ride (seat) to the neck, which man would be unlucky for the rest of his life. Therefore, even Qin Dongmei, a well-informed female translator who has traveled from south to north, has never seen a man let a woman ride (seat) on his neck! Today, this adult man in a foreign country doesn't care about the bride Park Mingzhu riding (seat) on his neck. His actions are so admirable! The female translator Qin Dongmei took the lead in applauding and cheering with reverence!

The bride Park Mingzhu 'rode on the shoulders (neck) of the groom Bi Fujian, and heard a "series of applause" and "good" praise on and off the stage, and the "beauty" in her heart really can't be expressed in words! When the host of her wedding ceremony, the female translator Qin Dongmei, told her that "riding the horse buttress" was to ride (seat) to the groom's neck (shoulder), and her heart was excited for a while. In the female "women's way" concept of the bride Park Mingzhu, which daughter-in-law (woman) dares to ride (seat) to her husband's (man's) neck in public! Which husband (man) dares to let his daughter-in-law (woman) ride (seat) to his neck in public! If this man doesn't really love me and hurt me, how can he let me ride (seat) to his neck (shoulder) without any suspicion! The bride Park Mingzhu's 'riding on the buttress buttress' ride (seat) on the neck (shoulder) of the groom Bi Fujian feels very comfortable! For the first time, she had seamless contact with the skin of this husband, and for the first time, her legs were tightly pressed against his shoulders and neck, which was both comfortable and safe. This man is too secure with her! Her right hand was holding the birch tree, and her left hand was naturally placed on the head of the groom, Bi Fujian.

The bride Park Mingzhu 'rode on the neck (shoulder) of the groom Bi Fujian, and couldn't help touching the hair of the groom Bi Fujian with her left hand. The bride, Park Mingzhu, listened to a "series of applause" and "good" praise on and off the stage. I have long forgotten this. It turned out that the left hand that touched the groom's Bi Fujian's hair. It was very natural to touch the ears, eyes, nose, mouth and other parts of the left side of the groom's head. The bride Park Mingzhu touched the groom's Bi Fujian's face through the skin of her left hand, and she could feel the groom's Bi Fujian's breathing! I can feel the heartbeat of the groom Bi Fujian even more! The bride Park Mingzhu was immersed in the joy of touching the groom's Bi Fujian's skin for the first time!

[Distant and close-up] Bi Fujian, the groom who is half-squatting on a stage about 1 or 5 meters above the ground and holding a birch tree with a diameter of about 15 centimeters and a length of about 6 or 5 meters, is not like the thoughts of the bride Park Mingzhu and the host of the wedding ceremony, the female translator Qin Dongmei, and everyone at the scene. He feels that his wife is the closest person to her husband. Skin-to-skin contact between a husband and a wife, regardless of the part, is the most intimate and normal thing. Skin-to-skin contact between a husband and his wife, as long as it is not a "feeling (sexual)" behavior, whether in public or in the "world of the two people", there is no need to make a fuss. "If that man lets a woman ride (seat) to his neck, which man will be unlucky for the rest of his life." Pure ignorance!

In a "horse step" posture, the groom Bi Fujian, who was half-squatting on a stage about 1 or 5 meters high above the ground, holding a birch tree with a diameter of about 15 centimeters and a length of about 6 or 5 meters, felt the bride's left hand touching the left side of his face, and thought that the bride Park Mingzhu had sent a signal that the 'riding battlement' had been secured. So he used Chinese voice to say loudly to the host of the wedding ceremony, the female translator Qin Dongmei: "(Qin) Sister Dongmei! You talk to the sergeants standing on the ground below the stage (about 1 or 5 meters above the ground) and ask them to hold the tree steady! Also, tell Dongmei to hold the tree pole with her hands, and wait until I straighten up and 'jack' my toes before reaching out to pick apples. When the groom Bi Fujian said this, he let go of his left hand that was originally holding the birch tree, grabbed the tiger skin "shoulder" of the bride Park Mingzhu's shirt, and said "Dongmei." You're up, I'm going to stand up." The whole body was strained, and as soon as the upper body was straightened, the bride Park Mingzhu was "high" by dozens of centimeters. The groom, Bi Fujian, changed from a "horse step" posture - the posture of squatting on a stage about 1 or 5 meters high above the ground that was temporarily erected, holding a birch tree with a diameter of about 15 cm and a length of about 6 or 5 meters, to a posture of standing on the stage in a "straddle" posture in people's field of vision, holding a birch tree with a diameter of about 15 cm and a length of about 6 or 5 meters.

The groom Mr. Bi Fujian and the host of the wedding ceremony of the bride Princess Park Mingzhu, the female translator Qin Dongmei, this time with the frequency of the groom Bi Fujian's speech, quickly translated the words of the groom Bi Fujian to the sergeants standing on the ground under the stage (about 1 or 5 meters above the ground temporarily erected) and the bride Park Mingzhu standing above the stage (about 1 or 5 meters above the ground temporarily erected).

[Distant view, close-up view] bride Park Mingzhu because of the "riding buttress" riding (seat) on the shoulders of the groom Bi Fujian, holding the birch tree with one hand, and the head of the groom Bi Fujian with the other, the moment when the groom Bi Fujian stood up and rose, the distance between the top of the head and the apples hanging on the top of the birch tree was steadily shortened. The bride, Park Mingzhu, held the birch tree with her left hand, raised her head and stretched out her right hand to pick apples. In reality, the fingers of her right hand were still quite far from the apple.

"The bridegroom, the bride's hand can't reach the apple, and it's still a long way off." The host of the wedding ceremony, the female translator Qin Dongmei, reminded the groom Bi Fujian in a timely manner with a Chinese voice.

Hearing the reminder of the host of the wedding ceremony, the female translator Qin Dongmei, in Chinese voice, the groom Bi Fujian, "lifted" the toes of his feet, which could raise a few centimeters but to no avail. The reason is that the fingers of the bride Park Mingzhu's right hand are at least nearly a meter high from the drooping apples that are tied with strips of white cotton cloth with a width of 2 or 5 centimeters on the tops of the birch trees. The bride Park Mingzhu is 170 cm tall, and the height of the "riding battlement" ride (seat) on the shoulders of the groom Bi Fujian is only about 100 cm. Each person's head is about 30 centimeters long (high). Therefore, the bride Park Mingzhu "riding a horse buttress" riding (seat) on the shoulders of the groom Bi Fujian and the height of the groom Bi Fujian standing on the stage table add up to about (Bi 180-30 = 150 + Park 100) about 250 cm. The bride, Park Mingzhu, straightens her arms about 70 centimeters long, and subtracts the height of her head by about 30 centimeters, which can only increase by about 40 centimeters. In other words, the middle finger (the longest length) of the bride's straight right hand is about 290 centimeters high from the stage surface. Originally, an apple with a width of 2 or 5 cm and a length of 2 m was tied to the top of a birch tree with a diameter of about 15 cm and a length of about 6 or 5 m, but the height of the stage was about 3 to 7 m (370 cm) from the floor of the stage, which was about 1 or 5 m high. The height of about 290 cm is obviously far from the height of 370 cm! Therefore, no matter how the groom Bi Fujian "lifts" the toes of his feet, although he can raise the height of the bride's middle finger on the shoulders of the "riding battlement" riding (seat) by a few centimeters, it is really useless for the goal of picking apples!

"No! No way! It's too bad! It's too bad! The host of the wedding ceremony, the female translator Qin Dongmei, continued to remind the groom Bi Fujian in Chinese.

[Narrator] said that "riding a horse buttress" riding (seat) on the shoulder of the groom Bi Fujian on the bride Park Mingzhu, looking up at the middle finger of his right hand and hanging on the apple on the top of the birch tree about 15 centimeters in diameter and about 6 or 5 meters in length, then let go of the left hand that was originally holding the birch tree, and rose rapidly; While retracting his right hand, he tightly hugged the birch tree at the appropriate part above his head with both hands, jumped into the air, bent his legs while lifting his upper body, and firmly stepped on (stepped) on the left and right shoulders of the groom, Bi Fujian, who stood on the stage of the stage about 1 or 5 meters above the ground in a "straddle" posture.

[Distant and close-up shots] "Good skills! Bi Fujian, the groom standing on the stage of the stage about 1 or 5 meters above the ground, saw (80% by feeling) that the bride Pu Mingzhu showed a hand of "dragonfly water" leaping kung fu, and his heart was so beautiful that he almost didn't jump, and his mouth immediately let out a sound of admiration.

"'Gauge Mi'!" Answer'! "[Ancient Gaogou (sentence) Li tribal voice - good! The stage about 1 or 5 meters high above the ground, which was temporarily erected, suddenly erupted into a "series of applause" and "good" praises! (2014-3-9 Created at No. 183, Xingyuan Community, Tudian Street, Tongxiang City, Zhejiang)

To find out what happened next, please continue reading VIP Chapter 15, Section 29 (to be continued......