(I apologize first, I marked "Yanzhou" wrong when I drew the map, and as a result, five places in the third chapter of the guide zhì were written as "Yongzhou", I'm really sorry, this chapter was changed.) Everyone, take care of it~)

Huangfu is not afraid to take the road of entering Yanzhou through Suzhou, and he is not afraid to avoid this senior brother who blocks killing people and Buddha blocking and killing Buddha, of course, he will not face him head-on, and then go to Suzhou to stage a "Queqiao Meeting" with his senior brother.

He walked all the way to the southwest, first to Huaizhou, and then to Xizhou.

Of course, he wasn't on his way alone. Even if it's not a long way, it's certainly boring for a child to have a little excitement along the way—and besides, this kid has a mighty name but is too daring.

When he came out of the cottage, he rode a lame donkey under him, and an old man named "Changsheng" in front of him helped him endorse the book.

Unexpectedly, this immortal "preached" on the way, and Tong Sheng felt that there was nothing else to talk about along the way with the lame donkey, except for chatting about how to bark farther and how to kick more majestic.

So, he left the old man, who was already a pile of dead bodies, found a rope and tied the unconscious Liu Anle under the donkey's belly, and found a wooden board to tie to the donkey's tail, and put the basket of books on the wooden board...... After all the things were done, Tong Sheng climbed back on the donkey's back with a sad face, thinking heavily: The smartest person in the world is me, if the people in the world know that they are too stupid, will they do something that they can't think of?

I thought so in my heart, but the whip in my hand didn't stop, gently twitching the lame donkey's ass-

Let's go!

Liu Anle remembered that it was the second year after he took the Enkedian exam, and once a maid in the suburbs of Beijing went back to the countryside to visit relatives, and he had to go to the countryside to have a look. Lao Xi Wang couldn't screw him, and he didn't think there would be any danger in the suburbs of Beijing, so he agreed and sent more than a dozen family members to follow.

On that day, Xiao Anle lived very happily, he saw the old hen with chickens on the street looking for food, he saw the wild dogs who did not shy away from everyone and copulated freely, he saw the married girl crying and laughing, reluctant to look forward to entering the red silk sedan chair, and saw the country children chasing each other barefoot and bare arms -- he felt that every qiē in the countryside was so cute, for him, a young master in the capital who needed to read, practice, write, and practice etiquette every day, this was what he longed for but never had the opportunity to do.

If it weren't for the latter, Liu Anle would have imagined the picture of the farmhouse in his mind to be more perfect, more dazzling, and shining—until he tried to brush his tail for a behemoth like he wanted to brush his beard for the old king, and this almost obsessive, intoxicating perfect imagination collapsed.

The redneck has an almost blunt description of the situation: You've been kicked in the head by a donkey!

Yes, the first time I walked into the countryside and the first time I had a close encounter with the creature "donkey", God did not take this opportunity to show Liu Anle how nature is kind and peaceful, and how all things are alive and vibrant, but borrowed the donkey's light hoof to shatter the imaginary world that Liu Anle framed in the frame, and also woke up this arrogant posterity who was empty-eyed and thought that he was the pride of the sky.

From then on, Liu Anle knew that he was not always so popular, and knew that no matter how much you have incomparable talent, there will always be something that crushes you and ignores you in areas that you are not good at.

Although the head was just buzzing for a while, and then the person was fine with an ice compress, it didn't stop there.

Since then, there have been no donkeys in Queensland;

Since then, An Le has been most afraid of donkeys in his life.

And at this moment, when Liu Anle opened his eyes and listened to the sound of the donkey's "humming" and the sound of "driving" from above his head, he quickly understood his situation.

"Bastard! Put me down! ”

Tian is not afraid to feel that on this day, he is really about to be scared to death.

First of all, the wolf bèi fled with all his belongings as if he was fleeing to avoid the threat of his senior brother, and then he died suddenly after nearly fifty years of death, causing him to worry that he would not find where to put the silver ticket, and just put the silver ticket and belongings back on hold, and wanted to rush to Huaizhou smoothly, but he was frightened by the fierce "bastard" - at that moment, he thought that the old ancestor had come back to life and scolded him like this, he was not afraid of the old ancestor, he was afraid of the ghost of the old ancestor.

"How long have I passed out?" Liu Anle had no intention of getting along with Tong Sheng, he felt that there was something more important than being angry at the moment.

"In less than two hours." Tong Sheng honestly cooperated.

"Where are you taking me?"

"Xizhou, first go out of Yanzhou to Huaizhou, and then Huaizhou will follow the team of tea merchants into Xizhou."

Liu Anle still knows these place names, although they have been broken for a hundred years in the history books, but the place names of his time are basically following the previous dynasty and have not changed much - and the so-called Xizhou is the birthplace of the founding "two saints", and it was changed to other names after the establishment of the Xi Dynasty.

It seems that the little one is destined for the same destination as me, and he can lead the way. Liu Anle said secretly. Although he is a native of the Xi Dynasty, the farthest place he has ever been to in his life is the countryside on the outskirts of Beijing, so it can be said that it makes no difference if he is placed in Yanzhou or Xizhou, or Huaizhou or Suzhou-he has never been here anyway.

"The old man just now ......" remembered that Tong Sheng had just done his hand on a dying person, robbing money and robbing things, Liu Anle was still not at ease.

"That's my butler." He saw that I had a lot of money hidden in me, and at this time he asked the adults around me, which of course meant to ask me if I was alone, did I want to ......

Thinking of this, Tong Sheng looked at Liu Anle innocently.

"It turned out to be a housekeeper...... Liu Anle smiled reassuringly: as long as it is not a stranger, of course the master of his housekeeper dies and takes back his own things.

As everyone knows, Liu Anle's reassuring smile is a devilish smile in the eyes of Tian Wei: he really covets my silver ticket!

Tong Sheng couldn't understand why the quality of the person who was obviously destined to be his father-in-law was so low and bad, and how good could this kind of girl be - then again, since he was going to be his father-in-law and wanted to grab his own silver ticket, should he give it or not as a son-in-law?

He was entangled, his eyebrows furrowed, and he wanted to study this problem in detail first, so as not to deal with it well, and it would be difficult for his father-in-law's daughter and his daughter-in-law to be caught in the middle in the future.

But Liu Anle will not give him so much time to think, in his opinion, after confirming that the child in front of him has use value and no risk, then he can put his needs out and talk about them.

"Is there an inn nearby?"

I have to say that as a person who has been influenced by Confucianism for nearly 20 years, it is really against the holy way to ask such a question when I meet others for the first time, which is almost the same as asking others: Is there a hotel nearby?

What's more, the person who asked was still trying to weave a flattering smile.

I'm not afraid that I really can't stand this fright, and the other party is already hinting: Lao Tzu wants to live in the hotel, so if you are interested, take some money out for my pastime!

"It's all for you, for you!" He took off his shoes in a panic, took out a silver ticket that he had just folded and hidden, and handed it to Liu Anle: "It's all for you, that's all, this is all my belongings!" ”

Liu Anle's flattering face suddenly became as rich as a fiery cloud: one moment like a frightened bird fluttering angrily, one moment like a galloping horse stepping into the air, and another moment like a thousand-year-old stone Buddha unfazed......

He didn't understand why the world he had withdrawn from was cold, bloody, and ruthless, and why it was absurd and compelling to come here! He didn't know what kind of mentality God had, did he want to see what a person who mourned more than his heart would go crazy in an environment where everyone was ridiculous and everyone was bored?

He remembered a few words related to "fighting in the same room, fighting against each other".

He decided to put aside such a materialistic and vulgar thing as "I'm hungry, do I have a place to eat?" first, and waved his hand to ask Tong Sheng to put away the silver ticket that clearly said "one or two"—how this ticket was issued—and asked a relatively spiritual, noble question.

"As soon as you met just now, you called me father-in-law, what do you mean? Let me save you, do you have any difficulties? ”

"As the ancestor said, you are my father-in-law. Although Tian is not afraid that he was always disobedient when his ancestors were alive, every word that his ancestors said, Tian Bu is not afraid is actually firmly in his heart. When Tong Sheng mentioned the old ancestor, his eyes were red, and tears fell out of the way, which showed that he had a very good and deep relationship with the "old ancestor" in his mouth.

"Wait...... Wait," Liu Anle was confused, "Who is the ancestor?" Who is not afraid of heaven? Did your ancestors see me and say that I am your father-in-law? ”

"The old ancestor is the ancestor of our four sorrows...... You should know about the four sorrows, right? Seeing Liu Anle shaking his head, Tong Sheng had a disappointed expression that he couldn't teach, "The four sorrows are sorrowful, the way of heaven is heartless, there is no trace, and it is just a half-dead waste; the second is the sorrow of the land, the mountains and rivers are broken, the land is not strong, and the cowards who are at a loss are just helpless; The three of them are worried, their desires are difficult to fill, they are eager to kill Tule, and pigs and dogs are not as good as animals; The four are sorrowful for themselves, seeing the sorrow and sorrow, the mayfly shaking the tree, and the reptile that is beyond their strength. ”

"Speaking of which, I don't blame you for being lonely and unheard, after all, the name 'Si Chou Zhai' is only known to us, and people outside know a lot about 'Mr. Chou'......" Speaking of this, Liu Anle did not show the enlightened expression of "it turned out to be him" as Tong Sheng expected, and couldn't help but be even more disappointed.

"Like Huangfu Er, who slaughtered the Xiyue royal family two days ago, Death Changsheng, who became famous in Beidi fifty years ago, Zhuang Boyang, the prime minister of Shu who was born in the dynasty and was not Confucian, and now he is alone in Zhanzhou, and Mo Fu, the Zhanzhou guard general who resists Xiyue and Beidi with the strength of one state, are all from our 'Sichou Zhai', and they are all disciples of 'Mr. Chou'."

Every time Tong Sheng said a person who thought he was famous and great, he would look up at Liu Anle, and when he said a few words in succession, he didn't see Liu Anle have the slightest reaction, and finally gave up: "Could it be that my four sorrows have fallen to the point that no one knows about them in the future life!" ”

His idea was old-fashioned, but he didn't expect to think about it, and he opened his mouth to say it. The sound of mosquitoes was weak, but when it fell on Liu Anle's ears, it was tantamount to thunder.

"You know!" The horror in his heart can be imagined, he came from a few hundred years later, although the purpose of coming here is not unspeakable, but when a person who knows the future falls into a group of people who are still alive now, it is like a sheep into a pack of wolves, and there are only two ends: the wolf thinks that this object is rare, and offers it to serve itself; The wolf thought that this object must be delicious, and he tried it one by one.

Tong Sheng also knew that he had accidentally leaked the secret of heaven, so after being stunned for a moment, he immediately patted his chest and breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, I can't speak carefully." ”

Carefully?

"Isn't the word 'donkey' the word 'horse' and 'household' when disassembled? The homonym is 'sloppy', and the opposite is of course careful! ”

Liu Anle didn't have the heart to investigate why the donkey was called "Carefully", he just didn't understand why this young child would know that he was from the "afterlife".

"Speaking of how did I know 'that' just now," Tong Sheng saw that Liu Anle was not interested in listening to his ability to choose a name, and consciously took the initiative to explain, "Didn't you just say that we are sorrowful, the ancestor is a big man who is compassionate and compassionate, since he is worried, there must be a way to relieve his sorrow." So I studied the art of pushing and approving the way of heaven, the art of war and military art of seizing the terrain, and the art of confusing people's hearts with words and tongues -- the ancestor pushed my life for me, saying that I would definitely marry the daughter of the person who was ordered to be approved in the future, and that was you. ”

"How do you know my life has been criticized?" The waves in Liu Anle's heart at this time were no smaller than when he first knew that his relatives were lost, he should have been a dead person, and he was still alive and well at this time, isn't it because his life has been changed!

"Death Changsheng has just preached......" Tong Sheng pointed to a place not far behind him that could barely be seen. The so-called enlightenment is the 'path' that one's choice to practice, which one has always followed and maintained, and it has been proven to be preserved and correct, a bit like an epiphany—suddenly the enlightenment is suddenly enlightened, the wish is fulfilled, and the peace of mind goes to death. And his 'way' is the way to resist the mandate of heaven, and the way of man-made things. ”

It's clear enough, the old man was because he saw Liu Anle, saw Liu Anle, who had been criticized for his life, and saw the "Dao" he pursued appear in front of him alive, and he was happy and died.

Liu Anle was stunned for a long time and didn't speak.

"I'm not afraid that it's me, the name given by the ancestors, is it majestic?" Tong Sheng saw that Liu Anle didn't speak, so he took the initiative to take the lead. "By the way, what's your name?"

"Flowers hate willows, and spring flowers hate willows." He pondered.

"The word 'hate' is so bad, I don't know who you think you have a grudge with." Tong Sheng seemed to be interested in naming people again, and pondered the name. "The surname Hua is not good, your surname is Hua, won't your future girl and my daughter-in-law have to be called Flower Girl? It's terrible......"

Of course, there is a feud. Liu Anle - no, it will be Hua Hates Liu in the future - Hua Hates Liu thinks that he will never use the same surname to get close to Liu Xiaofeng. He imagined how happy it would be to scold in front of the stunned Liu Xiaofeng at the end, and couldn't help laughing.

However, Tong Shengtian's next sentence that he was not afraid of poured him cold:

"Fortunately, there is no surname Liu in this world, otherwise when people hear your name, they will definitely mobilize the strength of the whole family to hunt you down......"