"Then they have it, didn't we lose such a large amount of money in vain that can be used as military expenses?"

"Uncle Yang, you still think too much! Do they have that much power to get away with that money? I'm afraid they're just leading us there, and he's just appreciating it! "The tall man has a successful heart, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and the next time is when he appears on the stage, and the following scene will be very exciting!

"It turns out that Shangfeng has a plan for a long time, but the villain has added to it! It's all subordinates who can't hold their breath! ”

……

The next night, when the night was dark and windy, and there was no sound around, the people in the countryside fell asleep! One is fat and the other is thin, wrapped in a night suit, they can't distinguish their faces, and the two don't seem to know the way very well!

The thin man went to the front to explore the road, and suddenly found that the street in front of him was different from the previous exploration, and wanted to ask the fat man, but as soon as he turned his head, he collided with the fat man's face, and the fat man's waist was too thick, slightly shorter than the thin man, and this time he hit the thin man's chin, and the entire upper and lower jaws collided together, almost biting half of his tongue!

"I said, why don't you look at the road!" The thin man was so angry that he stood on tiptoe and wanted to teach the fat man a lesson!

"You still talk about me! You won't tell me when you come back! My flesh and blood, which I am eight months pregnant, was squeezed into it by you! How can I be sorry for his mother! "The fat man is a little unconvinced!

The thin man held his red and swollen chin and said, "Don't talk nonsense to me!" I told you to find out what kind of map you drew with me! The street is a few noodles, and the palace is a big egg. How can people identify this! If you understand this, you will know that it is a map! If you don't understand, you think it's a recipe! ”

"I want to be thin, you say this, I don't want to be fat! When I was chubby, I was rated as a god of painting by my grandfather! It is said that the things I draw are lifelike, as long as I have a little aura, I can make a living color and fragrance flutter out of the painting! ”

"If you don't come, you will only talk big!"

"Don't believe it, the fat master will give you two hands!" The fat man is a little unconvinced!

"Don't make any noise! This shouting woke up the neighbors! Do you want us to live? The thin man instructed!

Only then did the fat man know that he came with a mission this time, and we came this time to say that we were trespassing on a private house. Also with a night walking mission. Shun a little something! As soon as he remembered it and forgot about it, the fat man immediately lowered his voice a lot!

"It's here! This is the backyard of that corrupt official! From here, you can climb over the wall and get to where we want to go! "The thin man let his memory finally figure out the ghost drawing on this map!

"Skinny, are you saying we're going to get rich? Fat man, I'm rich. I'm going to buy a pig butt to eat! ”

A thin finger rushed across. almost poked the fat man over: "You dead fat man." Just know how to eat! Look at how many poor children you can feed with so much fat and ointment all over your body! ”

"Thin man, I don't like you to always tease me for being rich. You are envious, jealous, jealous, and hateful! ”

"Alright, alright! You've won! Get down! ”

"What for!"

"Squat, that's it! Where is so much nonsense! ”

The fat man had to pout his buttocks, and the thin man stepped on it without saying a word! The fat man came to his senses and realized that he had been fooled: "Thin man, that's how you did it, brother!" Always take advantage of me! ”

"Don't move! If you hang around like this, you're out of balance! How can you show the kung fu on your thin legs! ”

"Stop blowing! Just your two, the blind cat bumped into the dead mouse, just those two skills, they are all blind blowing! ”

"Don't move! Someone's coming! "The thin man stood on top of the fat man's waist and saw someone patrolling inside!

Although the fat man usually has to get a bargain on his lips, when it comes to the critical moment, he still knows a priority, so he gets on all fours and increases his strength!

The thin man stood on it much more steadily, bowed his head, and let the patrol people walk by! When they had passed, the thin man jumped onto the wall, and was about to jump onto it!

At this time, the fat man turned over, kept jumping on this side, and kept gesturing at the thin man: "What should I do with you fat man!" ”

Only then did the thin man come to his senses and forget about this dead fat man, but how could he climb the wall when he was so fat! The thin man gestured on the wall: "Fat man, try to lean against the wall if you can climb up a little, reach my hand and pull it up!" ”

So, the fat man rubbed hard against the wall, rubbed off two or three layers of skin, and he could boil out a few catties of lard, and the fat man barely reached the thin man's two drooping hands!

The thin man squatted on the wall, both hands were bent by the fat man's heavy body, his face was swollen and red, and his mouth cried out in pain: "Dead fat, you're going to fucking lose weight!" You're going to kill me! ”

"Thin man, if you dare to let go! If you have three long and two short, you and I will never be over with you for a lifetime! ”

"Dead fatty, at this time, you still have to ask for your life! If you turn that power of hatred into a rising potential! We've been on the wall for a long time! ”

The fat man still wanted to toss in his mouth, but he felt that his hands slipped, fell off from the palm wrapped around the thin man, fluttered and smashed on the ground, and smashed a big hole! But feeling an inexplicable stinging pain that hurt his chrysanthemum, the fat man complained: "It seems that you fat man and I have become a virgin again!" ”

The thin man above didn't understand what this sentence meant, he was rubbing the red and swollen muscles that were hung by the fat man with both hands, pinched them a few times, stiffened and lifeless, and muttered: "Dead fatty, if you waste my thousands of hands, so that I can't enjoy the comfort of the past, see that I and you are not finished for a lifetime!" ”

Before the thin man finished scolding, he saw the fat man lying on the ground screaming, and he didn't know what was happening! I saw a flattened snake that he pulled out from the back of his ass!

I saw the fat man pinching the snake and shaking it constantly: "Fuck, you are fat, you have been guarding the chrysanthemum like jade for thirty years, and you have been broken by this animal!" You can be responsible for your fat man! ”

"Fatty, I really didn't think that you would be able to enjoy this kind of home-away service in this wilderness!"

"Fuck your uncle! At this time, you still have a kind of teasing you fat man! The fat man pulled out two snake teeth from the back of his ass, "Fuck, the chrysanthemums are all crippled by this beast!" How can you get married! ”

"Fatty, don't be so funny, okay? You're going to laugh at me, accidentally stumble and fall, and be disabled, do you take care of me for a lifetime! "The thin man quickly adjusted his mood, don't accidentally fall down with the excitement!

The fat man shook the snake's head a few times, his eyes were bulging, his teeth were grinding, and he wanted to chew up this guy who ruined his innocence. The thin man shook it: "Thin monkey, look at whether this snake is poisonous or not!" ”

The thin man stood on it, vaguely recognizable, the snake's head was oval, and immediately replied: "Don't worry! This snake's head is not triangular and not poisonous! It's just a little bit of flesh and skin! You have put other people's net worth and lives on the line, so you don't have to be so hateful! ”

"That's good!" The fat man was relieved, but he was still a little relieved, so he pouted his ass and asked, "Thin monkey, help you fat man, see if it hurts the root of your life!" ”

The thin man looked along the faint moonlight, and saw that there were two marks next to the chrysanthemum, which did not hurt the important position, but looking at the two small holes on the fat man's pants, thinking about the appearance of the snake biting the chrysanthemum, he couldn't stop laughing!

"Fuck, it's still a brother! I don't solve problems for my brothers, I just know how to laugh at you and me! I'm going to cut ties with you, and I'll never get rich with a rat-eyed villain like you again! ”

After saying that, the fat man took care of his pants, and he was ready to throw off his steps and walk from the avenue with open steps!

This time he was in a hurry, and hurriedly shook his mouth: "Look at my mouth, it hurts your fat man's heart!" It's all my fault, and I apologize to you! If you leave like this, then I won't be able to find that wealth alone! You'd better come back! Thinking about the rest of my life, how beautiful it would be to marry a beautiful wife and live a carefree and fairy-like life! ”

The fat man thought about his next good life, but he still stopped and came back! looked at the thin man squatting on the wall, and shouted: "Then how can you go up to the fat man!" ”

This is indeed a problem! The thin man thought that he could never do it again, and if he did, his hands would be crippled! But how did I get more than 200 catties up, I took a look at the surrounding environment and found that there was some gravel. Then he said to the fat man, "Put up the rubble, raise it, and I'll pull you up again." ”

The fat man looked at it, and that could only be the case! So it was just a piece of rubble that was built up, and after working for a while, I was finally able to step on it, and jump onto the wall with the strength of the thin man's arm! Then the two of them climbed down the wall again and walked towards the treasure house of silver ingots hidden like a mountain that Lord Wang was talking about!

Finally bypassed those patrols, came to Lord Wang's library, and estimated the furnishings in the room, antique, pen, ink, paper, inkstone, and volumes of ancient books displayed on the shelves, looking gentle and elegant! There are all kinds of strange toys on the treasure cabinet, and occasionally a few famous porcelain jars look more quaint!

"Does that old thing mean the door to the vault is in his stack?"

"Yes!"

"But where's the activated mechanism?"

"Didn't you hear clearly?"

"It looks like the jade ball that a jade-faced lion stepped on!"

"Then why are you still stunned? Why don't you hurry up and find that jade-faced lion! Our happy life depends on this business! ”

So one fat and one thin in the study, pouting their butts and searching for the lion that haunted them! (To be continued......)