This is a young man with long hair, wearing a custom-made expensive suit, with his hands in his pockets dangling into the capital's house.

"Auntie, aunt, hungry! Hungry! As soon as the young man entered, he began to shout loudly.

After shouting, the young man took out a pack of soft China, lit a stick and inserted it in front of the portrait of the old man, knelt on the ground and kowtowed three times to the portrait.

"Little flower?" Lin Lan walked out and couldn't help but show a surprised expression when she saw the young man.

"Oh, aunt, why are you getting prettier as you grow older? Is it possible to let other women live for such a long time? The young man bared his teeth and said loudly: "Auntie, it's not easy to grow up like you and show your head. You know no, those kids out there like mature women now, you always have to be careful, don't be caught in the shadows...... But it doesn't matter, who dares to have bad intentions, I, Du Xiaohua, will be the first to abolish him! I kissed my aunt's mouth, kissed my aunt's mouth, I am my aunt's person! ”

"Whoosh!"

A vase was thrown straight out of it and smashed on Du Xiaohua's head.

With a "bang", the vase shattered, and Du Xiaohua was smashed by the vase and lay on the ground, covering her head and scolding angrily.

"Which turtle son attacked me? Stand out! Leng Buding was smashed on the head by the vase, and Du Xiaohua was angry.

Nima, so much admiring my aunt's beauty as tweed, she was even hit on the head with a vase, grass!

"Lao Tzu smashed it!" Xiao Yuanchao walked out of the back room, clenched his fists, and had a gloomy face.

The moment she saw Xiao Yuanchao, Du Xiaohua was stunned, and quickly turned her head to look at Lin Lan, with an unbelievable expression in her eyes.

"Auntie, do you raise a little white face?" Du Xiaohua opened her mouth and spewed out a sentence.

As soon as the words came out, Lin Lan's face showed a helpless expression, and his eyes were completely full of light that he didn't have a trick with this guy.

"Don't worry! Auntie, don't worry, I will never tell my uncle, whoever wants to say it is a puppy! Du Xiaohua jumped up, patted her chest and said loudly: "The ugliness of the family should not be publicized, I understand, of course I understand." But aunt, why don't you take care of this little white face? My face is whiter than his, I don't believe you. ”

Du Xiaohua pointed to her face and let Lin Lan see it clearly.

Xiao Yuanchao walked over step by step, picked up a chair and smashed it towards Du Xiaohua again.

With a "bang", the solid wood chair slammed into Du Xiaohua's body, smashing this unobtrusive goods to the ground.

But Du Xiaohua, who was knocked down, jumped up again with a whoosh, and glared at Xiao Yuanchao.

"Rip your mouth apart!" Lin Lan reprimanded sharply: "This is Xiao Yuanchao, your brother-in-law!" ”

Du Xiaohua's eyes widened, and she blurted out: "Mother and daughter eat all?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Lin Lan became angry and yelled at Du Xiaohua: "Palm! ”

"Smack! Syllable! ”

A crisp sound sounded, and Du Xiaohua stretched out her right hand and slapped her mouth fiercely, revealing a wry smile.

"Auntie, you are really, and you don't know how to introduce me, it's embarrassing for me, hehehe...... What's that, aunt, I'm hungry, hurry up and cook, I'll look up to my brother-in-law, hehehehe......"

Lin Lan glared at Du Xiaohua fiercely, pointed at Xiao Yuanchao's head, meaning that Du Xiaohua's brain was sick, and turned around and walked towards the kitchen.

It's definitely sick, and it's not light, it's that kind of neurosis.

"Brother-in-law, why are you beating me? Did I mess with you? Nope! I, Du Xiaohua, have been upright all my life, people don't offend me, I don't offend people, but why do you want to beat me? Du Xiaohua said with a look of grievance: "Didn't I just kiss my aunt, what's the big deal?" Isn't it normal for a two- or three-year-old kid to kiss his aunt? I've kissed my mom, I've slept with my mom in my bare butt, but what's the matter? ”

“……”

Xiao Yuanchao was stunned when he heard this, and he actually felt speechless. His first reaction was that this guy was wonderful, and he was a fighter in wonderful.

But Du Xiaohua seemed to have been wronged, and continued to chatter: "When I was two or three years old, I couldn't wear pants with a crotch, as long as I wore them, I was sure to pull them in my pants!" Besides, who doesn't sleep bare-bottomed at the age of two or three? Anyway, I just slept with my bare ass, and what's wrong with my fucking two or three-year-old sleeping with my mother on my bare ass? I don't just hug my mom to sleep, I also touch my mom, what's the matter? Is it a problem for a two- or three-year-old kid to kiss his aunt? Is it hard to figure out a two- or three-year-old kid hugging his mother to sleep? ”

Hearing this, Xiao Yuanchao smiled helplessly and threw away half of the chair leg in his hand.

But Du Xiaohua still didn't give up, and looked at Xiao Yuanchao with disdain: "I thought the red murderer was very smart, he was a reasonable person, but now he doesn't look good." It's not just a stupid one, but it's all unhealthy stuff in my head, two goods! ”

"You scolded me for being a second goods?" Xiao Yuanchao pointed to his nose.

"Nonsense, you're not a second cargo, who's a second cargo?" Du Xiaohua pursed her lips disdainfully and said, "Not convinced? Do you dare to kiss your mother-in-law now? Do you dare to sleep with your bare ass and hug my mom? ”

“……”

What the fuck is this? Xiao Yuanchao found that Du Xiaohua's brain was not only sick, but also very sick! The whole logic is confused, and what is said is simply incomprehensible.

"I don't dare!" Seeing Xiao Yuanchao's expression, Du Xiaohua was happy, and said complacently: "If you dare to sleep with your bare butt and hug my mother, haha, my dad will hack you to death with a knife!" ”

"Stop, stop!" Xiao Yuanchao hurriedly stopped Du Xiaohua from continuing, patted his forehead and asked, "Are you a member of the Red Inheritance?" ”

"That's right!" Du Xiaohua shook her hair vigorously, and said with a deep and proud face: "The flower in the northwest is me!" ”

"Hahahaha......" Xiao Yuanchao laughed.

He couldn't be amused by this neurotic Du Xiaohua, where did this strange thing come from, he was just a complete idiot and idiot!

"Have you ever killed someone?" Du Xiaohua suddenly stared at Xiao Yuanchao.

His eyes suddenly became extremely sharp, and this sharpness was full of murderous indifference.

"Killed." Xiao Yuanchao nodded.

"Good!" Du Xiaohua nodded, stretched out a finger coldly and said, "Let me ask you again, can you sing?" ”

There is nothing abrupt about a single question, but two questions are abrupt when they are connected together, which is unacceptable.

Xiao Yuanchao nodded, and clearly saw a scar hidden under Du Xiaohua's hair. The scar is a real gunshot wound that runs through the brain.

The moment he saw this muzzle, Xiao Yuanchao suddenly felt a sad feeling. If he didn't guess wrong, Du Xiaohua should be the grandson of Old Man Du, because the inheritance is the only grandson of the Red Inheritance Army!

"One of the most important questions!" Du Xiaohua's face was solemn, and she asked in a deep voice, "You, can you sleep?" ”

"I ......," Xiao Yuanchao shook his head and said, "I hardly sleep." ”

Hearing this answer, Du Xiaohua jumped up excitedly and rushed over to hug Xiao Yuanchao tightly.

"Oh, brother-in-law, I've finally found my brother-in-law! I'm telling you, I can't sleep, my brain hurts when I sleep, I shoot it, it hurts! Nightmares! A brother-in-law who doesn't sleep is a good brother-in-law! Let's go, I'll take you to sing first, and then I'll take you to kill and watch others sleep! ”

Du Xiaohua pulled Xiao Yuanchao and rushed out excitedly, as if she had found the biggest confidant.

This is Old Man Du's only grandson?

Xiao Yuanchao didn't want to believe it, but Du Xiaohua in front of him made him have to believe it...... This is a split personality, a red inheritor who is burdened with a red inheritance and can't even find it himself!

PS: The next update time, tomorrow at 12 noon.