Zhang Han, Yin Zhi, and Kong Rong went to the nursing home.

As soon as I entered the courtyard, I saw an aunt chatting everywhere, and an uncle playing chess. In short, every old man has something to do!

Zhang Han boasted: "When I saw the city streets you managed, I felt that you really have a hand!" Now that I've seen this post-retirement benefit again, it seems that Beihai is really good! How is the fee calculated here? ”

Kong Rong waved his hand: "If you have no children and no daughters, then it will be free directly!" If the family conditions are good, but the children do not have time to take care of them, then each person will have 100 yuan per month. ”

After all, Zhang Han has been traveling for a while, and he has long been accustomed to the current price unit. Even if you don't spend it lavishly, a hundred yuan is only enough for one person to eat for a month, and if it is estimated to be worth 1,000 yuan at most by modern standards.

After walking for a while, Zhang Han found that this nursing home is next to green mountains and green waters, with fitness equipment and entertainment facilities! Now Kong Rongcai has set a price of 100 yuan per person per month, and he also includes food and accommodation, which is a bit against the sky!

Zhang Han said softly to Yinzhi: "The nursing home is really good, one hundred dollars a month, someone cooks and washes clothes, you don't have to do anything, we will live when we are old." ”

Yin Zhi knocked Zhang Han's head after hearing this: "Brainless, why don't you wait until you are old to live?" Let's live now, vacate the house in Beiping and rent it out, we can rent such a good location for 300 yuan a month! Let's pay 200 yuan to the nursing home, and we can have 100 yuan of pocket money, and now we can retire. ”

Zhang Han suddenly realized: "Nima! If there is a good woman in the family, there is a treasure! Yinzhi, with you, I feel like my life is like opening the cheating mode! I'm invincible! ”

At this time, Kong Rong had already walked to the side of an old woman, and it seemed that the two were talking very cordially!

"The taste is a bit heavy!" Zhang Han squinted and said.

"What do you think? Can't Master Kong care about the elderly? Otochi frowned and replied.

"I want to be pure! But look! Zhang Han pointed to a stone tablet in the middle of the courtyard, obviously, it was Kong Rong's masterpiece again!

Yin Zhi looked at the stone tablet and saw four big characters on it - old and strong!

"It's nothing~ That's a good word!" Otochi replied.

"It's very good alone, but with such a warm conversation from Kong Rong's side, coupled with the old woman's such a cooperative conversation! Think about it again, Kong Rong is a salesman after all, this Nima, in order to make money, even his body is on board! Once you enter the marketing is as deep as the sea! Deep as the sea! Like the sea! Sea! ”

Kong Rong greeted Zhang Han at this time and motioned for the two to come over. Zhang Han also pulled Yin Zhi to approach the old woman.

When the old woman saw two young men coming, she asked, "Do you know a young man named Tai Shici in Liaodong?" Master Kong Rong said that you two are from Beiping, so I want to ask. ”

Zhang Han frowned and thought again: "Mu You has heard it." How? Is it your lover? Yin Zhi twisted Zhang Han's thigh fiercely, Zhang Han was so painful that he hurriedly said, "No! Is it your son? ”

The old woman replied, "Well, I haven't seen you for three years." No news at all. Could it be that my son has already said", the old woman became sad, and her eyes gradually turned red.

Kong Rong pale Zhang Han for a moment, and said softly: "You are so good at chatting, do you know the Tao in your family?" Can you make the old man cry in one sentence? You're so awesome! Can't you say you've seen it? Why are you so honest? Do you understand white lies? ”

"Yes! Yes! Tai Shi Ci! Heard! Well, he's been maintaining peace and stability in Beiping. Since Beiping has had him, it has become completely prosperous and strong! Now our young men in Peking don't worry about not being able to marry a daughter-in-law, because they have money in their pockets! Our girls in Peking don't worry about getting married, because the family is rich and the dowry is powerful! When everyone mentioned Tai Shici, they all said - good! We have a saying that has been widely circulated there! After listening to Kong Rong, Zhang Han said to the old woman.

The old woman's eyes were full of hope, and after listening to Zhang Hanyi's description, she couldn't be happy: "My son is really in Beiping?!" What's going on? ”

Zhang Han was embarrassed: "Uh, you are poor, ignorant, and don't want to go in, and the three problems are solved one by one!" We all believe in Tai Shi Ci! Tai Shi Ci! You are already beautiful, you deserve it! ”

The crow [ah~ah~] flew by.

However, the old woman was still smiling, and Zhang Han relaxed a lot when he saw that there were no flaws.

"I thought you wouldn't lie." On the way back, Kong Rong said.

"No, I'm honest overall, but I lie. I just didn't sprinkle it obviously. Zhang Han replied.

"It's cold! I see that when you were talking earlier, your hands kept grabbing your trouser legs, what are you doing? Otochi asked.

Kong Rong took over: "That's just some natural reactions when people are nervous. What? Why are you looking at me like that? Kong Rong ignored Zhang Han and continued: "Don't deny it. Come on! Is Otochi the only person you love? ”

After Kong Rong asked, Yin Zhi immediately looked at Zhang Han's hands

Otochi trotted all the way back to the house first. Why didn't they go together? Because of the limited mobility.

Zhang Han was beaten by Yinzhi and couldn't take care of himself, and Kong Rong was beaten by Zhang Han to be unable to take care of himself. As for the reason? You know.

At this moment, the two of them were walking on the night road blindly, very bored, so Zhang Han asked, "What kind of person is the old woman's son?" Are you familiar? ”

Kong Rong told Zhang Han about Tai Shici, and Zhang Han admired it very much!

Tai Shici is seven feet and seven inches, and has the same beautiful beard as Guan Guan! The ape arm is good at [shooting], the strings are not in vain, and he is a real marksman. That's right, another good shooter! Who do you think of? If you think of whom, then who he ends up associating with!

When he was young, he served as the keeper of Beihai County. At that time, there was a dispute between the county guard and the governor - whose money was stolen and whose family was stolen, it was difficult to say clearly for a while. And because both of them had official positions, the outcome of the case at that time was basically based on the fact that whoever sued the official in charge of the punishment and reward first would be advantageous. This reason is very simple, it is equivalent to one is the governor of Zhejiang Province and the other is the mayor of Hangzhou. Maybe one day the size of these two officials will change! (For details, please refer to the official resumes of several general secretaries of modern China) so no one dared to offend the criminal reward officials at that time, so they had to judge whoever won according to who sent the chapter here first! To put it bluntly - whoever sues first has a better chance of winning!

At that time, the governor's recital had been sent to the punishment and reward officer, and the county guard was afraid that it would be unfavorable to lag behind, so he turned to Tai Shici for help.

Tai Shi Ci traveled day and night to Luoyang, which was also due to the fact that there were not so many toll points when he was in the province at that time

Tai Shici first waited in front of the bus gate, and then gave some money to buy off the guards at the city gate: "Borrow me clothes to wear, I have admired your job for a long time!" I wish I could one day become an immovable gatekeeper like you! ”

After taking the money, there are people to help him work, and the guards are so happy! Of course, this is also due to the fact that the imperial court was already extremely corrupt at that time! Even the gatekeepers are no longer willing to work hard!

Tai Shici changed his clothes, pretended to be a doorman, and finally waited for the punishment officer, so he stepped forward to ask for an official document to leave the city.

Tai Shici pretended to ask the criminal reward officer: "Is Jun also out of the city?" ”

The magistrate replied, "If you don't go out of the city, will you let me slip through the city gate?" ”

Tai Shici asked again: "Where is the official document out of the city?" What's else in the car? ”

The criminal reward officer said: "The official document is in the car, and at the same time, there is also a recital to go to Beiping to sentence a pair of official family affairs." ”

Tai Shi Ci said: "Can you take a look at the chapter?" ”

The penalty officer did not know that the guards were disguised, so he took out the music. Who knew that Tai Shici had taken the state seal, so he took a knife to intercept it and destroy it.

The magistrate shouted in surprise, "Nima? Destroy my concerto! ”

Tai Shi Ci immediately forced the torture officer back into the car with a knife, and said to him: "This Nima, if you are careful, I will have a chance to destroy the concerto?" So because of your mistakes, I succeeded! Now that it has happened, I am not necessarily the only one who suffers this sin. Rather than sit and wait to be killed, if we all run away together, we can at least save our lives and not have to be tortured needlessly. ”

Although the criminal reward officer thinks that Tai Shici's analysis is very reasonable, he still thinks that Tai Shici is a psychopath - just imagine, you are a high school student, and you received all your homework and handed it to the head teacher, and then Tai Shici rushed to you, burned all the homework, and then said to you: "Now that you are not good for protecting your homework, you will definitely be scolded by the teacher, and I did destroy the homework, so we are both guilty, let's run away together!" "If you go through such a bird thing, don't you think Tai Shi Ci is a psychopath?

The penalty officer asked suspiciously, "I think you must be a subordinate of the county guard!" You have succeeded in destroying my music for the sake of the county guard, so why should you flee? ”

Tai Shi Ci replied: "I am only entrusted by the master to act, but I don't feel that this kind of thing is above board!" Now that you have sinned, and I am sad in my heart, I want to flee together. Thus alleviating my guilt! The (stupid) criminal reward officer believed what Tai Shici said, and the two ran away together that day.

But after Tai Shici and the punishment officer went out of the city, he secretly returned to the city and handed over the county guard's chapter to another punishment and reward officer! Now that the governor's recital is gone, the prefectural recital is here, and Jinnima is despicable!

After the governor learned about this matter, he had no choice but to be punished! And Tai Shi Ci is also famous in Beijing because of this matter! However, he also became a figure hated by the governor, and in order to avoid unjustified disasters, he left Beihai and went to Northeast Liaoning for refuge.

Later, Kong Rong heard about this and was very surprised - such a slippery person, if he can develop into a downline, he will be invincible in terms of performance!

So he sent people to ask Tai Shici's mother several times, and gave gifts as a tribute. Although he never waited for Tai Shi Ci to return, Kong Rong still loved Tai Shi Ci's mother as always!

At this moment, Zhang Han had returned to the gate of Beihai City with Kong Rong, and Zhang Han said: "This Tai Shi Ci has done injustice for his master, which shows his loyalty!" But he felt that what he was doing was wrong, and persuaded the punishment and reward officer to run away, which shows benevolence and righteousness! and then returned to Luoyang to play a new movement, which shows its wit! Plus you said he's very good at [shooting]! This Nima is an all-rounder! ”

Kong Rong just wanted to reply, but felt that something flew by in the middle of the air face to face with Zhang Han!

"Brother Cold! What did you just fly? As soon as Kong Rong finished asking, there was another "whoosh", and this time it flew directly on Kong Rong's arm!

Zhang Han looked at it: "Uh, I guess it's an arrow!" ”

Kong Rong smiled: "It's so arbitrary!" How can you guess it's an arrow? ”

Zhang Han hurriedly grabbed Kong Rong and rushed towards the gate: "Nima, don't pretend to be forced!" You're spurting blood from your arm! ”

After the two of them were put in the Beihai gate, the city gate was immediately closed, only to hear the crowd of people outside shouting in unison: "Yellow Turban Quyi!" Invincible! ”