Chapter 1 The Lewd Prince

In July of the second year of the first peace, a cool autumn rain fell on the land of Guanzhong.

The three young travelers walked on the official road after the rain and the sky was clear, and although their feet were a little muddy, they could not hide the relaxed joy on their faces.

Among them, a young scholar with a somewhat thin body, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, red lips and white teeth, I saw him wearing a black and red official uniform, and a crown of virtuous people on his head, walking in the flow of people was very eye-catching.

The two men who followed the scholar were tall and muscular, with a straight sword and a simple sword hanging from their waists, and although they were only in their early twenties, they had an aura of not being angry and arrogant.

The two looked at the scholar who was walking in front and probing his head from time to time to look around, and his face showed a look of helplessness.

What a shame! The eldest prince is the son of today's Taifu and Xiangben Marquis, and he is a dignified son of heaven, why do you have to ask about everything you see along the way, but it is like a country turtle who has never seen the world?

Perhaps because he couldn't stand it anymore, the white-clothed entourage behind the scholar persuaded with concern: "Son, it's getting late, and you are recovering from a serious illness, why don't you find a place to rest first?" ”

Hearing this, the black-clothed scholar stopped, wiped the beads of sweat on his forehead with his cuffs, and then said with a big grin: "Well, everything is arranged by Brother Zitai!" You do things, I don't worry, halu ha......"

The entourage who was called "Brother Zitai" twitched in his heart, how to look at it, how to think that his son-in-law has been a little abnormal recently.

"Childe, let's call me by my name, if you let Master Taifu know that you call me brother, I'm afraid I will be unhappy."

"Out of the way, out of the way! You are three years older than me, and I should have called you brother, Brother Minghui, did you say? ”

The other entourage, known as "Brother Minghui", suddenly looked embarrassed, and did not answer, and hurriedly said: "Childe, there is Wuguan not far ahead, and we can enter the Nanyang realm tomorrow!" ”

The entourage who spoke, wearing a cyan tight-fitting arrow sleeve suit, had a loud and neutral voice, with a thick Youzhou Yuyang accent, but he was not from Guanzhong.

The black-clothed scholar picked his itchy nostrils with his fingers as if no one was around, and then looked at the gray mountains in the distance for a moment, and said thoughtfully: "Wuguan is the gateway from Chang'an to Nanyang, and now it is guarded by Duan Xuan, the general under Dong Fatzi, and if we want to pass smoothly, I'm afraid it won't be easy." ”

The white-clothed entourage really couldn't see the vulgar movements of his son-in-law picking his nose, and said with a serious face: "Duan Xuan is a general under Dong Thief's command of Wenshuangquan, if we talk about the ability to march and fight, we are not inferior to Xu Rong, it is indeed not easy for us to get through the trick!" ”

After listening to the words of the two, the retinue of Tsing Yi suddenly looked embarrassed, and said with a puzzled expression: "Since Wuguan is sad, why does the son have to break through?" We are going back to Youzhou on this trip, isn't it the opposite to go to Nanyang? Why don't you go back along the road in Mobei that Zitai and I took when we came to Chang'an? ”

The black-clothed scholar shook his head like a rattle and said, "The reason why we want to go to Nanyang this time is to confuse Dong Fatzi, isn't it?" If Dong Fatzi suspects that my real purpose is to go back to Youzhou to rescue my father, how can I be released from the palace? Besides, the Mobei road that the two of you opened up at the risk of your lives is very important, maybe you can take this road in the future, how can it be easily exposed? ”

Although the black-clothed scholar behaved a little misbehaps, and his speech was not elegant enough, he seemed to have a good temper, and he did not have much arrogance to speak and be kind to the entourage around him.

"Childe, what do you mean by 'popping chrysanthemums'?"

The white-clothed entourage showed a curious and inquiring expression.

"Oh, this is what it means to 'walk the dry road'."

"Childe, what does 'taking the dry road' mean?"

The entourage in Tsing Yi also showed a curious expression.

"Oh, the cake seller!" The young scholar patted his forehead, expressing his anxiety about his two brothers.

"Hehe...... the meaning of popping chrysanthemums is to poke the asshole! Do you understand this? Poison Swimmer's Dead Egg? ”

The two retinues are not really of poor IQ, and they all understand when they hear this. They suddenly remembered that the princes and princes of the Han Dynasty seemed to have the habit of raising prostitutes, and suddenly they felt a chill in their hearts, and hurriedly distanced themselves from their sons a few steps.

This obscene black-clothed scholar, named Liu He, don't look at him running a carriage with his mouth full when he speaks, and he also makes vulgar and rude movements from time to time, but he is the servant of the Han Emperor Liu Xie, and he is also the eldest son of Liu Yu, the current prince of Youzhou, and the marquis of Xiangben!

Liu He left Chang'an this time because he was secretly instructed by Emperor Liu Xie to go to Youzhou to move rescue troops from Liu Yu.

Last year, the princes of the 18th Road in the eastern part of the country met in the sour jujube alliance and jointly sent troops to crusade against the national thief Dong Zhuo, but Dong Fatzi burned Luoyang, and then coerced the young emperor, ** concubines and ministers of the court to move the capital to Chang'an, and now this old thief has become more cruel and murderous, and more arrogant and arrogant.

The puppet emperor Liu Xie was fed up with the murderous and unblinking Dong Fat Man, and he really didn't want to live a life in the Chang'an Palace that was not even as good as a beggar. At this time, the envoys Tian Chou (Zitai) and Xian Yuyin (Minghui), who were sent by Youzhou Mu Liu Yu to meet the emperor, arrived in Chang'an, so the little emperor whimsically appointed Liu He, the son of Liu Yu, to return to Youzhou, hoping that Liu Yu could send a strange army from Youzhou to Chang'an and rescue himself from the demon cave.

Liu He is a member of the royal family and Liu Yu's own son, and it is really appropriate for the little emperor to send him as an envoy to Youzhou.

The envoys sent by the emperor were called "envoys of the Son of Heaven", also known as "angels" for short. Of course, this "angel" is not the "birdman" with wings on his back and a flash of light on his head as in Western mythology.

It's just that the envoy of the Son of Heaven has always been a combination of the emperor's authority and dignity, and when he travels, he hugs him before and after him, which is quite pompous, like Liu He, who only brought two entourages and walked out on foot, which is really unseen and unheard of.

Speaking of which, the majesty of today's Han family has long been trampled on by Dong Zhuo, and there is no half of it, not to mention that the young son of heaven is just a marionette in Dong Zhuo's hands, that is, those beautiful concubines, this Dong fat man also sleeps if he wants to sleep, and he wants to sleep a few!

Of course, Dong Fatzi has now accepted Situ Wang Yun's righteous daughter as a concubine, and most of the time he still presses that fat that is comparable to a fat pig on the Diao Chan sister who is alluring to the city and the country.

Now that even the emperor is living so miserably, it is reasonable that the so-called angels are shabby and hard.

Liu He, Tian Chou, and Xian Yuyin walked forward for several miles, and finally found a small village with more than a dozen families on the side of the road, so they went to stay.

After a lot of talking, an old man surnamed Feng in the village took in the three of them, so as to avoid the danger of them sleeping in the wilderness.

After entering the hospital, Liu He found that the family was actually the only one left in the old man himself, and after inquiry, he learned that the children of the old man's family had fled to Jingzhou before the Xiliang army withdrew to Guanzhong, and the old man's wife also died of illness at the beginning of the year.

Liu He asked Xian Yuyin to take out some copper coins from his arms and give them to the old man, but the old man did not accept the money, but sighed and said: "The inferior five-baht coin that Master Dong let people cast, it can't be used at all, so the little brother should keep it for himself!" ”

Although he did not accept Liu He's money and goods, the kind-hearted Feng Laohan still made a meal of millet rice for the three of them, and cooked some wild vegetables from the field, barely allowing the three of them to eat half full.

Since Dong Zhuo started his army from Chang'an, the once prosperous and wealthy Guanzhong area is now depressed and dilapidated, and it is not far from ten rooms and nine emptiness.

After dinner, it was completely dark.

The old man saw that Liu He was the most respected among the three, so he settled him in the room where his son used to live to rest alone, and arranged the other two to live next door to Liu He, and the old man slept on the other side.

Under the dim oil lamp, Liu He took off his long official uniform, took off his double-pointed head and square shoes, and then carefully pulled out a piece of white silk silk from the mezzanine of his shoes and examined it carefully against the light.

"Hey, is this an oracle? Why doesn't it look like the scroll in the hands of those eunuchs on TV? ”

Liu He's mouth suddenly came out of a word that should never appear in this time and space-TV!

Is this Nima a god horse situation? How did the ancients in the Eastern Han Dynasty still know about the East and the East of Dao TV?

The reason is weird, or it's magical!

Because the "Liu He" here is not the ancient "Liu He" who came out of Chang'an City a few days ago, but Liu He, a traveler from later generations more than 1,800 years later!

A few days ago, "Angel" Liu He fell ill on the way to the rain and died on a wet and cold night, while Liu He, a history graduate from a normal university in later generations, died of heat stroke because he braved the hottest weather on record to look for a job.

Or, even God felt that Liu He's death was too hard and wronged, so he arranged for him to come into this time and space in the late Eastern Han Dynasty, and made him a veritable "second generation official"!

Although the ancients Liu He died, some fragments of his memories remained in his body. Therefore, when Liu He, who had traveled through the turbulence of time and space, woke up, he smoothly took over this new body and memory, without letting the two entourages around him find too much abnormality, and realized a time-making soul docking.

The lights in the room were dim as a bean, and Liu He was watching intently the emperor's secret edict to his father.

"I'll go! Fortunately, Lao Tzu received the body and knowledge of the nerd Liu He, otherwise this kind of seal writing with twists and turns, who the hell knows? ”

Liu He held a white silk full of small seals in his hand, and while watching carefully, he muttered to himself.

"No, this secret letter is too cheating, I will not only bring trouble to myself, but also cheat my father!"

After reading the emperor's secret edict to his father Liu Yu, Liu He's face showed hesitation.

After a while, Liu He seemed to have made up his mind, so he stretched out the silk silk in his hand towards the flame of the oil lamp burning on the table, and instantly ignited the silk silk.

This Liu He was so bold that he actually put the secret decree written by the emperor to Taifu Liu Yu on the lamp and burned it!

"Hehe, fortunately, Lao Tzu studied the history of the Han Dynasty and the Three Kingdoms seriously, and knew the tragic ending of Liu He's trip, and now I have burned this secret edict that caused trouble, and see who dares to embarrass Lao Tzu and Lao Tzu again!"

Looking at the secret decree on the ground, which had turned into a pile of ashes, "Liu He" stepped on it a few more times before revealing a satisfied smile.

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