Chapter 186: Crazy Monk Stinky Taoist
In Hangzhou, a prison, the young Taoist priest followed a sir to the door of the ninth prison with an iron face, and then the sir slapped the iron door violently and said, "Come out of 3310, someone will bail you!"
"What? There is still someone who has come to bail me out?Where did this sun come out?" The people inside were surprised, but at this time, the iron door had been opened, and the young Taoist priest had also appeared at the door!
"I don't know him, I don't. As soon as the people inside saw the young Taoist priest, they immediately put their heads under the quilt!
"Uncle Shi, let's go. The young Taoist priest's face was hot, and after he left the Thunder Bureau, he tried to contact this uncle who was wandering in the red dust, but he couldn't find it.
In the end, he had to turn to Mr. Kim for help, and then Mr. Kim told him that it was here.
As for why he came in, it was a shame to say that he was embarrassed to go out, it was a joint surprise inspection three days ago, and Uncle Shi, who was trading with a stumbling woman in an entertainment venue, was arrested!
Although Uncle Shi has the ability, he can't use the ability in the red dust, so he is willing to be punished if he is caught.
The fine was also paid, but the person had to be detained for half a month.
So, stayed here for three days.
The uncle blushed and stood up with a thick neck, "I'll tell you, I'm just doing research, do you understand it? They didn't understand, so they arrested me!"
"Yo, did we catch the wrong one?" said Sir unhappily!
"Report, catch it right, catch it right, I'm cheap, I'm cheap!" Uncle Shi hurriedly slapped his mouth twice, and then walked out with a smile on his face!
This uncle is dressed like a dirty person who has entered the city, although he is wearing a suit, but the suit is full of pleats, and the leather shoes also have mud spots, which are nondescript.
After taking his belongings and following the nephew out of the prison, Uncle Shi opened his arms and said, "It feels so good to be free, Xiao Liangzi, do you want to ask me to go back?" ”
"It's not that Uncle Shi is going back. The Taoist priest said coldly, "It's a mortal accident that needs our immortal sect to take action, I'm afraid that one person won't be able to deal with it, so I'm looking for you!"
"Something happened, is the barrier invalid?" Uncle Shi said in surprise.
"No, it was a person who colluded with the old demon of the Demon Dao Golden Eagle who disappeared back then, and this person practiced the Star Absorbing Dafa and mutilated his fellow Daoists, so Mr. Jin asked us to suppress it!"
"The Golden Eagle Demon has appeared? Interesting, interesting, but what is the star-absorbing method? Is it the kind of method that absorbs people's true qi?" Uncle Shi's eyes lit up.
"Yes, that's the kind of magic skill!" the Taoist priest nodded.
"Well, it's a bit too much to say that it's a magic skill, this method is a secret method of the ancients, a precious treasure left by the ancients, and it's a good magic power to use it on the right path. ”
"Let's go, I'll help you kill them, but you have to lend me some money, the money in the red dust is too hard to earn, I mortgaged my sword to pawn the shop!"
"What?" Hearing Uncle Shi's words, the Taoist priest was taken aback, "Quickly get it back, it's a high-grade spiritual weapon, how can you ......" The Taoist priest was so angry that his lips trembled.
This uncle is an alternative in the Xianmen, but he is also one of the masters in the Xianmen, this uncle's nerves are a little abnormal, and he is different from normal people!
"What are you anxious about, it's my sword, not your sword?" Uncle Shi rolled his eyes and said, "I can't lose it, if you have money, help me redeem it, forget it if you don't have money!"
"I ...... I have!" The Taoist priest's face was about to drip blood, and this uncle was too out of tune.
The two immediately went to the pawn shop to redeem the sword.
At the same time, there is also a temple called Jingci Temple on the side of the West Lake in Hangzhou, which is also very famous, and it is the temple of Jigong sitting in the rumor.
At this moment, there are two monks in the temple, one large and one small, sitting facing each other.
The little monk is the one who appeared in the Thunder Bureau yesterday, and the big monk is fat-headed and big-eared, drinking and eating meat!
This is also a flower monk, who is at the top of his studies.
"Got it, got it, let's go, what you said about killing demons and killing demons or something, it's none of my business, you're looking for the wrong person when you look for me. The big monk's mouth was full of oil, and he waved his hand to let the little monk leave.
"However, I can't handle it, and I don't want to insult the reputation of Buddhism!" the little monk said urgently.
"That's not going either. The great monk shook his head.
"Why?" the little monk wondered.
The great monk pointed to the sky, "Can you see the stars?"
"Uncle Shi, it's daytime!" the little monk said embarrassedly.
"I can, I can see my natal planet, he told me that I can't deviate from the track, and if I deviate from the track, something will happen!" The great monk sighed and said, "You come to me, I can only tell you that I can't do anything!"
The little monk hadn't seen this uncle before, but he had heard that this uncle was a strange person, and he always said crazy things, but when he saw it today, it seemed that the uncle was really talking nonsense.
Naturally, what his uncle meant was that he couldn't go, and if he went, something would happen?
"In this red world, is there anything that my master can't solve? Master ordered me to go down the mountain to find my master and follow him to practice, so I have to roll in the red dust for three years!"
"Then drink wine and eat meat!" said the great monk as he pushed the fat chicken and the wine jug over!
The little monk thought for a while, and then said very rationally, "I haven't eaten anything greasy since I was a child, if I eat it today, my stomach may not be able to stand it, tomorrow!"
"Then do you have a handjob?" the great monk asked with a sudden wicked smile.
"Uncle Shi, my Buddhism has no desires and no thoughts, Uncle Shi laughed!"
"Hahaha. The big monk laughed, and the little monk laughed embarrassedly.
But smiling and smiling, the big monk suddenly stopped smiling, and looked at the little monk coldly and said, "Your master wants you to go down the mountain to the red dust to practice, then tell me what you should practice?"
"I ...... Slay the demons!" replied the little monk.
"Fart!" the great monk spat out a mouthful of minced meat and said, "That's not called training, that's called obligation, think about what you should experience?"
"Drink wine and eat meat?" the little monk wondered!
"Fart!" the great monk spat out again, "Your heart is pure, eating is sin, think again, what should you experience?"
"I ......" The little monk didn't know how to answer, and the master only said that he had gone down the mountain and entered the red dust for three years, but he didn't say anything about the training.
"Don't you know?" the great monk sighed, "You are still too pure, that's why you will be taken advantage of!"
"Who is taking advantage of me?" the little monk was puzzled.
"Jin Lao'er. The great monk said coldly, "Slaying demons and eliminating demons is what the Thunder Bureau should do, why should you suppress it?"
"They can't seem to beat us, that's why they ask for us, and the fairy gate!"
"Then do you think your uncle and I can beat Mr. Jin?" said the great monk with interest.
The little monk Yileng, Mr. Jin is a legendary existence, I heard that it is very powerful, and the two sects of Buddha and Immortal have a great connection with him!
"He could have made a move, but he asked you to come to me, what's the reason?"
"However, the disciple also wants to kill demons!" said the little monk.
The great monk closed his eyes for a moment, then stood up with a long sigh, "I understand, I understand, this may be your experience, your master is so ruthless!"
The little monk was inexplicable when he heard it, why did he get involved with his master again!
"Okay, I promise to slay the demon with you, and set off after dark!" The great monk smiled freely, and then continued to eat, but his mouth was muttering, "It's the summer solstice, the disaster star has appeared, Xin Chouchun, Xingyao Yanbei, this star ...... This star ...... If the Taigong parades the Ministry of the Gods, the Taigong comes, and the gods retreat. Senior brother, junior brother, what kind of heart do you have? You actually let this ignorant little thief let me go to Yanbei at this time?"
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