The 86th episode was forced to become a teacher, cold and depressed

A few months have passed, and Zhang Han wanted to return the bracelet several times to leave, but Ma Teng and Ma Chao just didn't agree! The point is not to give any reason!

Zhang Han was very depressed, and today, he decided to have a showdown.

"General Ma, it's not a problem for you to keep me in Xiliang all the time! I have to go back to Xuzhou, I've said it N times, there is my lord and my wife! Zhang Han asked with a little anger, after all, there have been countless requests like this.

Ma Teng saw that Zhang Han had lived for a few months, and he was really embarrassed to continue to conceal it: "Uh~ That's the case." Cold, you are not only my Ma Teng's life-saving benefactor, but also my family's sweetheart! ”

Zhang Han listened to it like five thunderbolts! Jumped up from his chair: "What the hell! How old is she? Even if it's a woman, she doesn't have such a precocious one! And I just finished speaking, I have a wife! Make no mistake! ”

And at this time, a person walked out from behind the screen, of course, he was still dressed as a man, it was Ma Chao. It was very obvious that Ma Chao was extremely sad after listening to Zhang Han's words: "Brother Han, don't you like Chao'er?" ”

Zhang Han realized that Ma Chao had been hiding behind, and said embarrassedly: "It's not a matter of liking it or not!" You're not your age! ”

Ma Teng was a little angry for a while. It's true that what you Zhang Han said is so, but my pony is also a descendant of my Ma family, and he can be regarded as a famous family! What's the point of pushing back now? It seems that if you marry Ma Chao, you will die!

So Ma Teng said angrily: "Then wait!" Wait until you're old enough! With that, he brushed his sleeves and left.

Zhang Han asked stupidly: "Brother, you won't be joking, right?" ”

Ma Teng didn't reply: "I think you still have some ability." In this case, you can be my teacher for the time being, and teach her until she is sixteen years old! ”

Zhang Han was completely stunned, and turned to look at Ma Chao: "Grandma, how old are you this year?" ”

Ma Chaozhi said that Zhang Han had no choice, and turned his face sunny: "There are still a thousand days, and it will be sixteen!" ”

Since I couldn't go, I had to stay in peace.

Since you can stay at ease, it's better to take Xiliang as your second home.

Since it is a home, if something goes wrong, of course it has to be solved.

The above is what Zhang Han thought when he stood on Xiliang Road.

So what's the problem?

This Western Liang is the main trade route between many ethnic minorities and the western part of the Han Dynasty! So it's densely populated and full of vehicles! Coupled with the mixed casting of mud and stone on the road, it is easy to trap the car. Sometimes, if the car is driving too fast, it is easy to hit pedestrians. No matter which of the above two situations happens, the road will be blocked immediately, and it will not be blocked for a long time! It's the same as a modern traffic jam.

The ancients were helpless when they encountered this problem, but it would be much easier for Zhang Han to solve it.

"Red and green flags?" Han Sui looked at Ma Teng.

Ma Teng also smiled: "Let's let Bing Liang explain!" Then the two looked at Zhang Han.

"Oh, that's right! Blocked - mainly because you don't let me, I don't let you! Once this happens, it is easy to have an accident! So I think everything should be put in order! Imagine, at the intersection, the horizontal red flag stops, and the longitudinal green flag is immediately released, how smooth is this! As long as the flag bearer simply determines how long he needs to stop or how long he needs to let go according to the congestion situation at the intersection! ”

When Han Sui heard this, he immediately understood the meaning and slapped the table: "What a!" Wonderful! ”

Since the implementation of the red and green flag, the traffic in Xiliang City has improved significantly, and there is almost no longer a car collision situation, the people are quite satisfied with such an innovation, of course, the credit is credited to Ma Teng, Han Sui, this is also a chill. After all, it's better to be less involved in this kind of thing, and the trend of history is not biased!

Ma Chao pulled the corner of Zhang Han's clothes and walked on the street, Zhang Han squinted and asked, "Why don't you wear men's clothes today?" ”

Ma Chao turned his face and smiled heartily: "Ah! You think I'm so beautiful in blue today, don't you? ”

Zhang Hanjing asked, so he took a closer look: "Yo, it's really good!" I said, pony, you've grown up a lot! ”

"You mean my breasts?" Ma Chao asked with a wink.

Zhang Han vomited blood, hurriedly looked around, fortunately no one heard, and replied softly: "I said, Brother Xiaoma!" Can we not be so unrestrained! ”

Ma Chao just smiled and didn't answer.

At this time, a little boy walked by the side of the road who seemed to be younger than Ma Chao, after all, he also knew Zhang Han, and knew that he was a VIP of the Ma family, so he greeted politely: "Hello Uncle Zhang!" Then he left.

However, this greeting was like a lightning volley in the air, completely shattering Zhang Han.

Ma Chao didn't think much about it when he saw Zhang Hanleng, and picked a topic and asked casually: "Brother Han, has your childhood dream come true?" ”

Zhang Hanleng replied: "The task has been overfulfilled ......"

Ma Chao stopped, and looked at Zhang Han with two big eyes: "Oh? What kind of dreams did you have as a child? ”

"I want to be a soldier...... brother"

"How do you call overfulfillment?"

"Uncle Soldier! It's not overdone! Zhang Han sighed again after being depressed, and pondered in his heart: Inexplicably, he is 25 years old.

A man rode a horse and galloped past. Zhang Han looked at it and suddenly asked, so he asked Ma Chao: "I said Brother Xiaoma, in fact, I have always thought it was so strange!" I don't know if your dad mentioned it to you. ”

"What?"

"Your main military strength in Xiliang comes from the Qiang Army's iron cavalry, but if you really want to talk about operations, the strength of Dong Zhuo's cavalry or road corps should not be weak before, why can't you always win against the Qiang army? Don't tell me that scheming is important, I think there must be something wrong! Zhang Han asked.

Unexpectedly, after this question, Xiao Ma Chao had a proud expression: "Ha Luha, you really got to the point!" Then Ma Chao carefully solved the question for Zhang Han!

When Zhang Han first came to Xiliang, he found that there were many "high-nosed and deep-eyed people" in this place, in fact, those people were the descendants of soldiers who wandered from the West before, and naturally inherited the physique of Westerners! At the same time, it also followed the tactics of Western cavalry warfare! Javelins, dense military formations, and heavy shields are all unique features of the Qiang people's warfare! The Central Plains cavalry does not have this specialty at all! Have you ever seen a Central Plains cavalry with a shield? Generally, long-handled weapons are the majority, so when the Central Plains cavalry encountered the Qiang cavalry, they suffered a big loss! After all, when the cavalry of the two sides clashed, there were a lot of hand-to-hand combat, and the Qiang people were all with short swords and big shields, so they were naturally much more flexible.

The Qiang cavalry was already very advantageous in terms of flexibility, and later after Han Sui took over the military power, because he was a Han Chinese, he naturally brought in the specialties of the Central Plains cavalry! For example, carry a strong crossbow, put on thick armor, and introduce new formations! Especially the new formations, such as the fish scale formation, are particularly said, which also adds Han Sui's wisdom, I have to say that he is a talent! The front army of the Fish Scale Army is a dense shield soldier, and its shield strength and weight are far greater than that of ordinary armies, and the protection of bows and arrows is excellent. The combat formation of its troops is arranged into a small phalanx, which looks like a fish as a whole, and the small phalanx is like fish scales, hence the name fish scale array. After being placed in formation, they can cover each other and be staggered. This makes it possible for the Central Plains cavalry to be attacked at any time by the Central Plains cavalry, which can only plunder on the edge, and the cavalry with large targets will be attacked by javelins in the army formation at any time. In addition, Han Sui also developed a conical formation, all of which used light cavalry, and the configuration was separate from the infantry, not as the main force, but as a surprise attack team! Burst out of the infantry formation, then surprise the enemy general in one fell swoop!

After Ma Chao analyzed Zhang Han, the two had already returned to the mansion, Ma Teng looked at the two from a distance and did not go to say hello, but stroked his little beard and smiled with satisfaction.

Zhang Han was highly respected in the Ma Teng Mansion, and because Zhang Han often had some unique insights (mostly using modern knowledge), everyone felt that Zhang Han was a genius of the world, whether it was a civil and military official, or a small worker, Zhang Han was courteous.

The task of acting as Ma Chao's teacher is arduous, after all, this little brother Ma is a master who doesn't like to read at all.

At this moment, Zhang Han was painfully preparing to explain the ancient story to Ma Chao.

Zhang Han - in the Spring and Autumn Period

Ma Chao - Brother Han, you have to make it clear, is it spring or autumn?

Zhang Han - Uh, there was a prince at that time

Ma Chao - Is it a pig or a monkey?

Zhang Han was depressed: "My stomach hurts, I'll explain it to you when I come back!" Then Zhang Han trotted towards the thatched house, and he was still scolding Ma Chao on the road, which was too cheating! Thinking of this, there was another stirring in his stomach, Zhang Han hurriedly took off his pants and immediately popped out of a fart! As a result, at this time, Zhang Han was once again like five thunderbolts - wooden ribbon paper!

"I've got a piece of grass!" I don't know who Zhang Han is here, anyway, he can't excrete for the time being, so he can only put on his pants and run out of the city to get the paper! And there was a subordinate squatting in the pit next to him, Zhang Han's actions were of course seen by him, and after seeing Zhang Han leave, this person said with a look of admiration on his face: "Lord Zhang is too qualified, it's really awesome!" If you fart, you have to come to the thatched house! ”

After the excretion was finished, the wind was clear, Zhang Han hummed a little song and came to Ma Chao again, Ma Chao saw that Zhang Han was finally back, and hurriedly rushed up: "Brother Han, there will be a vocal competition in a while, although I don't know much about it, but I love to listen!" You don't have to bring your own musical instrument to enter."

Of course, Zhang Han understood that Brother Xiao Ma was hinting at himself, but how could Nima himself be rich, so he replied: "Your identity as the daughter of the Ma family, can't you make an exception?" Fluffy instruments! ”

Brother Xiao Ma replied firmly: "No! I want others to know that I don't cheat my father! ”

Zhang Han was depressed: "I'm grass, then you're cheating me!" ”

Seeing that Zhang Han refused to agree, Xiao Ma Chao was coquettish back and forth, completely losing the demeanor of the previous female man, but he still couldn't win Zhang Han's consent, and finally lost his patience, and with a force of his hands, he choked the acupuncture points on Zhang Han's wrist: "If Brother Han doesn't agree to me, I'm going to be ruthless!" ”

Zhang Han knew that it was a matter of time before Brother Xiao Ma had murderous intent, so he hurriedly replied: "Then you let me go first, and I'll find out if there is anything suitable!" ”

Brother Xiao Ma happily approved, Zhang Han finally came back after leaving for a long time, holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand: "All kinds of musical instruments must have been taken up by others, so if you return a musical instrument, it won't be special~ Come on!" Here is a pair of chopsticks, I'll teach you how to be a conductor."