Chapter 51: Laxatives are invincible
Qingyuan Mountain is located in the northern suburbs of Quanzhou Mansion, the green mountains are long and the birds are singing together, a full scene, a faint sense of mystery and natural comfort make Lu Bing take a deep breath, standing at the bottom of the mountain and looking up at the mountain Lu Bing said: "How good, natural and comfortable, there is no human pollution, the most important thing is that there is no admission fee." ”
"You're talking weird things again, what's the ticket?" Yang Feiyan said with a smile.
Lu Bing thought for a while and replied in words that Yang Feiyan could understand: "That is to say, after a few hundred years, you will have to charge money to buy a ticket if you go up the mountain, and you can only go up the mountain with a ticket, about 30 wen for a ticket, and there are some attractions that need to be charged separately, and the annual pass is a little more expensive, a one-time payment but you can use it for a year, do you understand when I say this?" ”
Yang Feiyan nodded thoughtfully and said, "I understand, I understand, but who will give this money to?" ”
"That's right, it's kind of interesting." Li Du had been listening to Lu Bing's conversation with his ears pricked up, and said at this moment: "Could it be that I can't do business in Qingyuan Cave and close the mountain, and it won't be a bandit's nest." ”
"That's not it, it's the court that circles it and shares this part of the money with the local units, and you can also get some oil and water, more or less. Don't put on an unbelievable look, when the time comes, not only the people near Quanzhou come to play, but also the people in all the territories of the Ming Dynasty and people from all over the world may come, the transportation is convenient and extends in all directions, planes, trains, cars and everything, in short, when it comes to the May 11 Golden Week, not to mention the mountains, the mountains are full of people. The mountain that has been fenced up by people is not our own mountain, the people's country and the people are not established here, and they should pay the money or have to pay the money, which is called the maintenance of the mountain, and in the end the environment is destroyed and blames the tourists for being uncivilized, not to mention the responsibility of the person who collects the money. Lu Bing shook his head and sighed.
The two brothers Shi Wenzhai and Shi Lizhai made a simple stretcher to carry the fifth master, and the ninth master just buried himself in the mountain, and then admitted frankly that he often couldn't understand Lu Bing's words when he was so old, and his face was a little unbearable. Li Du and Yu Dayou, the two young people, listened to it with great interest, blinking and listening to these terms that they had never heard before, Li Du roughly understood what Lu Bing meant, nodded and said: "It seems that Brother Lu can predict things in the future, and the sages will have such prophecy skills, Brother Lu will be worshiped by me." As he spoke, he bowed slightly to Lu Bing.
Lu Bing hurriedly replied: "How do I understand this, I don't want to say it, I have to explain more vigorously if I say it." "How did you cross it, Lu Bing himself still doesn't know the way, when the time comes, he will either be asked questions or be regarded as a madman who speaks wildly, it will not be good, if it weren't for his current martial arts, I am afraid that he would have been regarded as mentally ill. Lu Bing sighed, fortunately, there is no psychiatric hospital in this era, otherwise he would be a frequent visitor.
Yu Dayou asked: "You said that so many people came up to the mountain, what should we do if we who live on the mountain, is it difficult to pay money?" ”
"I can't answer this question, it depends on the plan, in the plan, you are the staff or residents, you can open a farmhouse and so on, cough cough, that is, the inn. However, if it is outside the plan, it will have to be moved, and the specific measures will depend on local policies. Lu Bing said, Yu Dayou scratched his head and said, "He will let him move?" Shall I go away? That's not how power is used, and besides, it's not their mountain, so why should they care about me. ”
"I can see that Brother Yu is a nail household, hehe. When the time comes, you will be cut off from water and electricity, throw bricks and scold the street, you will not be afraid that you will not move, of course, there is a killer feature after the most reluctant, urban construction and demolition office, let your martial arts move bricks and put down, in short, the combat effectiveness is extraordinary. Don't be surprised, it's true, I'll tell you that I will give me 3,000 to conquer Kyushu, give me 50,000 chengguan, and I will control Huanyu. Lu Bing said with a smile, he tried his best to express his words in the words at this time, but he didn't care whether others understood it or not, and said it happily.
Li Du said seriously: "This is the so-called soldier is fine but not many, it seems that the city management in Brother Lu's mouth is the elite soldier who will be strong and strong will be one enemy and one hundred, I don't know where to find such a soldier as Lu Dao?" ”
Lu Bingda laughed, laughing but not answering. Everyone went all the way to Qingyuan Mountain, the mountain is not high and not steep, but the mountain is not high, there are immortals, Qingyuan Mountain is extraordinarily delicate, and the most famous on the mountain is Qingyuan Cave. Qingyuan Cave has a long history, as for the legend or something, for the time being, just say that the reason why the contemporary is famous, it is indispensable to Yu Dayou and others. There are ten talented people in Qingyuan Cave Zize Academy, all of them are both civil and military, Yu Dayou and Li Du Shijia are among them, they are all in the show, and proficient in long swords, long fists, yin and yang gossip, etc., ten people are better than the blue, famous, not only in Quanzhou Mansion, or Fujian, or the north and south of the Ming Dynasty are famous, and are respected as "ten talents in southern Fujian".
A few people entered the Qingyuan Cave, and arranged the five masters in the houses on both sides, the five masters may be because of their advanced age, and they were just an ordinary old man after being drugged all the way, and they naturally couldn't stand it all the way, and now they are slowly waking up, and their spirits are a little sluggish and they don't have the sense of majesty on weekdays.
Everyone was relieved when they saw that the fifth master had nothing to do, Lu Bing was coming to Qingyuan Mountain for the first time, he had seen it on a travel show before, and he couldn't help but sigh for a while at the temples of the three religions in front of Qingyuan Cave, and couldn't help but say: "It's good, it's good." ”
"Brother Lu should feel good, and when he has free time, he can live in the mountains for a while." Li Du said that he only felt that Lu Bing's vision was unique and his martial arts were strong, and he had a premonition that this person would become a great weapon, so he couldn't help but want to make friends.
Lu Bing nodded and hugged his fists and said, "Then thank Brother Li." Instead, Lu Bing asked, "The temples of the three religions are different, what do you really believe?" ”
"If you listen partially, you will be wrong, and if you listen to both, we all believe but we don't believe it, and we only learn useful ideas but the complicated worldliness to reach a kind of truth." Li Du replied with a smile.
"Take away the dross and take the essence from it." Lu Bing concluded, Li Du nodded and couldn't help but glance at Lu Bing again, his summary ability is too strong, I don't know that this is a sentence that Lu Bing often uses when he takes exams, and he has used it badly, so he brought it out unconsciously.
"Where's your master?" The Ninth Master walked out quickly and asked.
"Master took his senior brother and junior brother to Yunyou, leaving a few of us to preside over the overall situation and normal things on the mountain." Yu Dayou said.
The Ninth Master suddenly smiled and said: "The housekeeper only needs low-level disciples, if you are looking for a master of swordsmanship, you should bring a few of you, and if you are a dancer, you should be brought with you, but this is definitely not the case, I am afraid that there will be an enemy who will come to the door and leave four of the ten talents on the mountain."
"Jiang is still old and spicy, Ninth Master, my nephew admires it, and you also know the character of the family teacher" Li Du glanced at Lu Bing, stopped talking, and then laughed awkwardly.
The Ninth Master bluntly answered Lu Bing's various incomprehensions about Li Du's words: "Hey, the martial arts of a few of you surpass your master too much, and your master didn't dare to bear the consequences when he provoked others, and he also took out a few heroes to protect himself, can the four of you deal with the sword demon?" ”
The information that Lu Bing wanted was basically obtained, the master of Yu Dayou, Li Du and others was afraid of things, and their master provoked a hard hand called the Sword Demon back then, and it was not easy to hear this nickname, and now people are looking for revenge, and their master took people to hide out of the city and let the apprentices deal with it. Six of the ten talented people want to protect the master, Yu Dayou and the others stay on the mountain to face the enemy directly, this is what the big husband does, for the head of Qingyuan Cave who is timid and afraid of things and knows how to escape, Lu Bing is really not interested in understanding, and he doesn't even bother to ask.
However, he was still quite interested in the sword demon Lu Bing, Yang Feiyan came over at this time and said, "Ninth Master, don't expose other people's shortcomings, don't forget that people just saved you." The Ninth Master smiled wryly, and Li Du hurriedly said: "It's okay, the Ninth Master is not an outsider, Miss Yang and Brother Lu are not outsiders, just say it, the world knows it." ”
"By the way, what the hell is going on with you, Ninth Master?" Lu Bing also felt that this was not good, so he changed the topic and asked.
The ninth master sighed and said: "The seventh brother originally wanted to retire from the rivers and lakes, and our hatred for the rise and fall of the world has nothing to do with him, but the fifth brother had to let him stay, but he didn't expect to harm him." ”
"What's wrong with my dad!" Yang Feiyan asked excitedly, and the Ninth Master waved his hand and said, "I don't know about his situation now, don't be excited, listen to me." After Lu Bing left, Meng Lin flourished, had a high reputation among the heroes, and was very demagogic, originally we all had some defense against him, but when we were employing people, we boldly reused him. Although he was still monitoring him during this period, he couldn't prevent it, but he was already ready, and suddenly launched an attack on us in the middle of the night, and in the dinner we had that day, Meng Lin had already been drugged with sweat. Hey, I've played with the eagle all my life and made the little house finch look at it, what a fucking back. ”
"You can't complain about the society, you can't complain about the government, and it's hard to prevent thieves day and night." Lu Bing said with a serious sense of comfort and relief, and the Ninth Master continued: "Meng Lin controlled the heroes we gathered, coerced and lured everyone to submit to his obscenity, and privately contacted Jiang Bin, turning our assassin's killing of the world's righteousness into an action to seize power and rebel. ”
"But those people are very upright to Meng Lin, and they can't be said to have succumbed to his obscenity," Lu Bing said, for a while Jiu Ye's face was a little unbearable, Lu Bing continued: "Saying this is not deliberately calling for the board nor is it that I support Meng Lin, but this is out of people's hearts, a kind of selfishness, try to ask the world and the morality of the rivers and lakes together, how many people will choose the morality of the rivers and lakes?" ”
Jiu Ye nodded and sighed: "Lu Bing is right, but the heroes of the rivers and lakes have always wanted to save face and suffer crimes, and they want to trap the three of us, but they don't dare to kill us, for fear of becoming enemies of our old friends, and afraid of being despised by the world, so they imprisoned us, but they didn't abuse us." Later, I don't know what happened to Lu Dao, we were separated, the seventh brother was taken away, I and the fifth brother were escorted to the south, this road was full of people from the court, they raised their hands and opened their mouths to scold, we were originally drugged every day and were weak, plus the wind and rain all day long on the road, my fifth brother's body became like this. ”
"What medicine is so strong?" Lu Bing asked, the ninth master didn't have time to answer, but his face sank, and then there was a smell in the air, everyone frowned and covered their noses, the ninth master covered his stomach and stumbled away, Yang Feiyan shook his head and said: "The ninth master's physique is really not covered, this road is like flying, if it weren't for the fact that now I really don't know that they were given this kind of medicine, these court eagle dogs are too lacking in morality." ”
Lu Bing was even more puzzled and asked, "What is it?" ”
Li Du waved the air in front of his nose and said: "Of course it's a laxative, no matter how strong a man is, if you take laxatives, even if you have great skills, your legs and feet will be weak and your limbs weak, hey." ”
Lu Bing suddenly realized, thinking of the nervous but pretending to be calm just now, he was afraid that he was secretly collecting chrysanthemums all the time, and couldn't help but sigh, the ninth master has good endurance. Thinking about it, I wanted to laugh unconsciously, but I felt that it was inappropriate, but I heard Yu Dayou laugh uncontrollably, and this laugh caused everyone to suddenly be happy.
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