158, Princess Zhanyun is cheap (above)

Jingwen returned home, and not long after, an invitation came.

"Husband, this invitation was sent by a woman named Ashinayun. Judging by the name, it's Turkic! When did you become acquainted with the Turks? What's more, what about women? Liu Qing's mouth was full of sourness.

Liu Qing is very worried about Jingwen, Jingwen actually has a relationship with Hu Ren? Moreover, this Hu Ren is still a woman, which makes Liu Qing feel even more unhappy. There may be women who don't eat, but there are absolutely no jealous women. Therefore, Liu Qing was of course not happy that there was a Hu woman who sent an invitation.

"Qing'er, this Ashinayun is a Turkic princess, the emperor asked me to treat her well! It is not easy for the Turkic princess to come to the Tang Dynasty, so of course we have to be polite. Of course, we must entertain well, otherwise we may be suspected of mistreating foreign guests. Jingwen said.

"I'm afraid, you want to guard yourself, right?" Liu Qing snorted.

"Where? Okay, let's get down to business. Jingwen said.

"What's the matter?" Liu Qing asked.

Jingwen said: "Qing'er, if I have something I want to give to others, but I can't give it directly, I have to pretend to be very embarrassed. But my ultimate goal is to give it to her. You say, how can I give it so that the other person feels as if it is not easy to get? ”

"Why are you so full of bad water that you want to hurt people?" Liu Qing said.

"Don't say it, this is the task given to me by the emperor, don't mess around!" Jingwen said.

Hearing that this was a task assigned by Emperor Li Shimin, Liu Qing immediately paid attention to it, because Liu Qing and Jingwen were both prosperous and loss-making. Therefore, of course, Liu Qing did not dare to ignore Li Shimin's order. Although Li Shimin's order was a little strange, Liu Qing still had to abide by it.

"Actually, you don't cherish what others give for free. If he is asked to give something, he will feel that it is more difficult to obtain. Therefore, the other party must pay some, and even suffer some small losses, so that the other party will think that this thing is rare. Liu Qing said.

"Oh? I see, I have an idea. Jingwen said.

And Jingwen took Liu Qing to the appointment not long after. Since it was Ashinayun's invitation this time, Jingwen naturally wanted to entertain this Turkic princess. What's more, Jingwen still has a task, that is, to give the tea to Ashinayun. But this could not be given away in vain, because he had to make the Turks feel that the tea was not so easy to obtain. Although it may not be long before tea will become popular all over the world, in order to extort more Turkic things, it is still necessary to make it more precious.

"Princess Yun, farewell in the palace, don't come unharmed!" Jing Wen immediately saluted and said.

"Jingwen Yushi, you have been a romantic figure in Chang'an recently!" Ashinayun replied.

Jingwen immediately said: "Princess Yun, I don't dare to say anything romantic in Xia, there is only one woman in Qing'er in Xia, and I can't say that I am romantic!" ”

Ash Nayun was speechless, this Jingwen is really too "unlearned"! Although Ashina Yun knew that Jingwen was a chef, it was really out of her vision to be so unlearned.

The so-called romantic character does not mean any lustful meaning. Merry characters have many meanings, but in ancient times, the most used meaning was not the one that Jingwen thought. The romantic characters mentioned by the ancients refer to characters with outstanding performance, but when they come to Jingwen, they become lustful characters?

"Princess Yun, a beautiful woman like Princess Yun should have a lot of romantic characters to follow, right? Why didn't I see it all the time? A woman like Princess Yun, if there is no one to protect her, I am afraid that she will be in danger! Let's not talk about the identity of Princess Yun, let's talk about the beautiful face of Princess Yun, I am afraid that there are many disciples by her side, so it will be dangerous. Jingwen said casually.

But Ash Nayun replied: "In the Tang Dynasty, the road is not left behind, the night is not closed, the uncle-in-law is well-educated, and there will definitely be no disciples." If there is a disciple, then I am considered unlucky. ”

Jing Wen didn't feel good in his heart, this Ash Nayun was so sharp-toothed and sharp-tongued, and he was sarcastic about Jing Wen in turn. According to Ash Nayun, it seems to be a compliment, but in fact it is ironic, which is very obvious! Ashinayun means that if there is a disciple in the Tang Dynasty, it must be the Tang Emperor who has no way to educate. This kind of situation that links some trivial matters to the emperor's honor is to force Jingwen to entertain well, and not to let the disciples get close to Ashinayun. If there is a disciple who approaches Ashinayun, it is the incompetence of the Tang Emperor.

And Liu Qing saw Jingwen deflated, and also smiled, obviously in Liu Qing's eyes, there are not many people who can make Jingwen deflated!

"Who is this young lady?" Ash Nayun pointed at Liu Qing and asked.

Jingwen immediately said, "This is Neiko." ”

The so-called Neiko refers to his wife.

"Jingwen Yushi can have such a beautiful wife, it's really a blessing!" Ashina Yun said.

But Jingwen said casually: "Neiko is nothing, if you can have a beautiful woman like Princess Heyun, it will be a lot of blessing!" ”

Ash Nayun couldn't help but scold: "What a little pervert, one or two years younger than me, and he is so sexy?" Could it be that the chef has something to do with lust, and so does the food and color? ”

"Okay, Princess Yun, haven't you tasted the food of our Central Plains, have you? And the food of my Central Plains is to eat every day, so I invite you to go to eat every day! Eat and drink every day, but I have my share, so I invite you! I'm a chef by training, so cooking is a natural thing! Jingwen said.

"In that case, let's go!" Ashina Yun said.

And Ashina Yun pulled the horse behind him, and Jingwen was also very curious, is this an ancient horse?

"Smack!" "Good horse!"

Jingwen patted the horse's ass and said directly.

But Ashinayun said: "After we Turks meet, we will pat each other's buttocks. And at the beginning, it was really realistically speaking, a good horse is a good horse, but a bad horse is a bad horse. But later, when some people meet people of high status, they say that they are good horses or bad horses, regardless of whether they are good horses or bad horses. And we Turks call this kind of people sycophants. ”

Jingwen's face was embarrassed, Ashina Yun was sarcastic about himself, obviously he didn't have the ability to be a horse, but he praised a good horse here. But Jingwen finally knew where the word "sycophancy" came from, and it actually came from those nomads?