The 122nd Strange Training Soldier 3,000 armor suffered
Even if it's garbage, it's still 3,000 soldiers, isn't it? Since Zhang Han took over the military power, he has begun to practice day and night outside Xuzhou City!
Chen Gong learned that Zhang Han really got the military power, and hurriedly ran to Lu Bu: "Lord! Zhang Han's old story Liu Bei has now gained military power again! He doesn't train in the city, but he trains next to us day and night, ostensibly as a company, but in fact he is spying on us! ”
Indeed, Liu Shu's tricks are extremely vicious!
Ostensibly to help Lu Bu, he handed over some military power. But instead of handing over the soldiers to Lu Bu, they gave them to Zhang Han! This has already made Lu Bu extremely unhappy! Again, Zhang Han was originally Liu Bei's former minister, and now that he has military power, it naturally makes people feel that he has ulterior motives! Therefore, Chen Gong felt that there was something wrong in it, and it was a very normal logical judgment.
If Lu Bu is replaced by Cao Cao at this moment, I'm afraid Zhang Han will really be in danger! But Lu Bu is Lu Bu after all, with three thousand soldiers, how could he put it in his eyes?
"Three thousand? What is there to fear about 30,000? Even if it's really a matter of surveillance, then let him be imprisoned! Destroying Zhang Han is as easy as a matter of effort! On the other hand, if I kill Zhang Han for no reason now, what will others say about me? He was originally my subordinate, I was stationed outside the city, he didn't train by my side, where else could he go? Lu Bu replied lightly.
Even, Lu Bu felt that his analysis was very unique!
Chen Gong listened, just sighed and came out helplessly.
Besides, Zhang Han, he felt that these soldiers in front of him had almost no basic combat ability, and they had to train from scratch! But when it comes to training, he is not a general, how can he know any formations, combat skills, or something. So after thinking about it again and again, Zhang Han decided to do what he thought, go with the flow, and practice whatever he wants!
What is the first thing to decide in battle? - Courage!
But these big men will blush even when they see the girl, let alone kill the enemy on the battlefield? So Zhang Han made the first training [Courage Rogue Training Method]: There are many green buildings in Xuzhou City, and many celebrities have high incomes and do not live in green buildings. At night, they go back to their homes after work!
[Example 1] When Qinglou Xiaocui Night Road was in an alley, a few Zhang Han's soldiers suddenly came out! And these soldiers said evilly: "Little girl, you look good, play with your brothers!" "Xiaocui is a dusty woman, and her work is nothing more than to survive and have something to eat! Now that danger is coming, life is king, although he is unwilling, he still turned around helplessly, leaned on the wall, and turned his back to the soldier: "Don't kill me!" Hurry up and get it done! "After a commotion, it was very quiet! After a while, Xiao Cui found that the soldier had not yet come to XX himself, which was very strange, but at this time, a voice came from behind him: "We are hiding, come to us!" ”
That's right, this is the [Courage Rogue Training Method], Zhang Han said, through this method really improved the courage of the soldiers......
What is the second priority of combat? - Despicable!
But these big men are all very thin-skinned, how can they put down all their burdens and respond to the enemy coldly before the battle? So Zhang Han made the second training [despicable improvisation]: there are many restaurants in Xuzhou City, but there are almost few public toilets, if the public toilets of the restaurants are overcrowded, they have to run to the streets to find thatched houses!
[Example 2] Zhang Han arranged for the soldiers to drink in a restaurant until late at night, but they didn't know that the wine and food were full of laxatives! Finally, the wine of the night was not in vain, and the soldiers all had the desire to have diarrhea, and it was almost to the point where they were about to burst out instantly! One by one, the soldiers covered their butts and ran frantically to every public toilet they knew! But after the soldiers found their public toilets, they rushed in, and in less than two seconds, they rushed out again, and plunged into the grass on the side of the road! Then, he shouted and scolded in the grass: "Nima's public toilet is still locked in the middle of the night, afraid that people will steal feces and eat it!" Of course, the door of the public toilet was locked by Zhang Han in advance.
That's right, this is the [despicable improvisation method], Zhang Han said, through this method really lowered the soldiers' discipline......
What is the third key decision in combat? - Hand-to-hand combat!
But in addition to farming, these big men can only drink and brag and fart, how to fight on the battlefield? So Zhang Han made the third training [Hand-to-hand Combat Food Escape Method]: People are hungry, right? If you're hungry, you have to eat, right? You have to be angry if you don't eat it, right? If you don't have enough food, you have to fight, right?
[Example 3] Zhang Han's soldiers have been hungry for two or three days, and they are dizzy one by one, even if they give a live pig at this moment, it is estimated that they can eat them to the point that there is not even any scum left! The soldiers scratched their ears and cheeks one by one, knowing that it was their own commander who was testing themselves, but they were really hungry, and they were all waiting for Zhang Han to appear! But suddenly, a word came in from outside the door: prize - roast chicken, how to get it - win in a group fight, extra note - only one person can stand! After that, there were all kinds of chaotic shouts in the room: [Pain] [Oops] [You dare to kick] [Don't scratch your hair] That's right, this is the [Hand-to-hand Combat Food Escape Method], Zhang Han said that through this method, the soldiers' hand-to-hand combat ability has been significantly improved......
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Two months have passed in a blink of an eye, Lu Bu has been leading troops to be stationed outside the city, and when it rains, it is really miserable, coupled with overgrown weeds and mosquitoes, the soldiers have almost been bitten into Bao! Lu Bu really had no choice, so he ordered people to enter Xuzhou one after another to ask Liu Bei to help.
Finally, Liu was invited Lu Bu and others into the city again to discuss.
Lu Bu hadn't opened his mouth yet, but Liu Bei was the first to speak, and he could be said to have blinded everyone!
"Tao Envoy Jun passed away, no one took charge of Xuzhou, and I, Liu Beiquan, took charge of the affairs of the state. Fortunately, the general has come to this point, and he also feels that it is really inappropriate to let the general outside the city all the time, and he is willing to give up Xuzhou! After that, he took out Xuzhou and sent the seal to Lu Bu.
Although Lu Bu was happy when he heard this, he was somewhat hesitant, after all, what kind of medicine was sold in Liu Bei's gourd, Lu Bu really didn't know! But he glanced at Chen Gong next to him, but saw that the other party was expressionless, as if to say-Are you stupid? Don't take it for nothing, don't take it!
If you don't do it, you won't stop it, and Lu Bu will be ready to pick up the seal! But just as he was about to stretch out his hand, he saw Liu Bei behind Guan Guan and Feifei stripping off their shirts, all kinds of chest hair filled the whole body, and all kinds of peculiar smells were endless!
Nima? Is this a promise? Lu Bu thought.
Then he smiled back to Liu Bei: "Liang Lu Bu is a brave man, how can he be a state pastor?" ”
Liu Bei secretly cursed in his heart [coward], and continued to let the military seal! This scene is almost the same as the scene between Tao Qian and Liu Bei back then, only to make Zhang Han look disgusting!
Chen Gong saw that Guan Guan and Feifei were constantly shaking their chest muscles, so he said: "Qiangbin does not suppress the master, please don't do it at this moment." ”
Liu Bei saw that it was not interesting to continue like this, so he said: "If the general is really unwilling to accept Xuzhou, then Xiaopei on the edge of Xuzhou is where I used to garrison troops." If the general doesn't dislike it, he has the right to rest in Xiaopei, at least he can let the soldiers no longer suffer! How is it? Food and military supplies, as long as you say hello, I will naturally send it! ”
Lu Bu thanked Liu Bei and led the army to join Xiao Pei'an. Before Zhang Han left Liu Bei's mansion, he pretended to check the surroundings, and then left Xuzhou and went straight to Xiaopei with Lu Bu!
After this investigation, Zhang Han understood why Liu Bei wanted to pretend to Xuzhou - just to test Lu Bu's appetite, this mansion is surrounded by sword-wielding soldiers, where to mobilize so many officers and soldiers during the banquet? It must have been ambushed a long time ago! If that Lu Bu dared to take the seal, I am afraid that he would have already become a revenant under the sword!