Chapter 70 Bass Strait is not the Taiwan Strait
Since the founding of the Empire, soldiers are not allowed to participate in politics, which is a rule set by His Majesty himself.
In the first cabinet, the Minister of Justice, Yah, and the Minister of Immigration, Hbar, both came from the National Guard, but both resigned from the military before joining the government.
Since then, there have been very few figures who straddle the military and political worlds, and of course, not for nothing. The most famous beautiful turn in the history of the empire came from His Majesty's side, Qian Zhihao left the palace and became the governor of Nanyang after serving as the chief of the guard for eight years. In later generations, the governors of the colonies of the empire all over the world, although they are not cabinet members, are definitely the emperors of the colonies, the appointment and dismissal of officials, the formation of the servant army, and the military and political affairs, which are somewhat similar to the overseers in China, but they are not warlords, and the governors of the large colonies are almost all from the Red Police Force, which is also the only direction for the military to be involved in politics, because the governor oversees the local military and political power, which is half civilian and half army, such as the Oriental Governor Quanguo Lin, the Siberian Governor Ink, the Hawaiian Governor Zuo Shou, etc., and there are good things in later generations, accustomed to calling these four governors the ...... of the East and the West, the others did not have a big reaction, only Qian Zhihao, the governor of Nanyang, was very worried about this matter, "Nima, why is Lao Tzu shot every time, I am the Southern Emperor of P, isn't this framing me?" ”
Of course, the title of Nandi made the Governor of Nanyang so difficult, because the day after the first preparatory meeting for the founding of the country, several cabinet ministers who had quickly entered the role came to Sydney again...... Well, it should be called Sydney Palace. Of course, he asked to see the emperor because of various matters related to the founding of the country, and Zhong Yi had appointed cabinet members since then, so he could hide and relax, but he didn't expect that he couldn't hide in the end, and it was even more disturbing.
The Cabinet asked to see His Majesty because there were three things that had to be decided by His Majesty the Emperor himself. The first thing is about His Majesty's temple number, nickname and year name, etc., as soon as Sandra finished speaking, Zhong Yi immediately rolled his eyes, "I said Prime Minister, I know that you are always a China pass, but you are not like this, are you white?" From simple to simple, what's the use of doing this thing? ”
However, this matter did not screw these people in the end, no matter how Zhong Yi asked for simplicity, Sandra just shook her head and insisted that "it is a matter of national body, and it must not be neglected." ”
Well, let's make a name, since this has already been called the emperor, others dare not and are embarrassed to call him by his name again. Zhong Yi crossed Erlang's legs and pondered, "In ancient China, this temple number was not given casually, only those with outstanding martial arts and virtue could enter the temple to worship, and we didn't pay attention to these." This nickname is also a title evaluated by later generations according to the deeds of the deceased, which has the meaning of praise and disapproval. Ministers, I'm only in my twenties, and if I don't say whether it's good or bad, it's not appropriate to call me this name now, right? ”
Everyone sweats profusely, and the prime minister is harmful, and he came to pat himself without understanding it at all. Sandra was also scared enough, those old guys in Chinatown should be damned, and after receiving the money, they bragged that they all knew about the emperor's accession to the throne.
Zhong Yi smiled, these people did the wrong thing with good intentions, but it was really difficult for them to let a group of white people study the long-standing Chinese culture, "Just give the era name Nanhua!" But we must implement the Gregorian calendar, for example, this year is 1935, but it has to be called the first year of Nanhua, can you understand? ”
Everyone nodded yes, but the word Nanhua did not appear in the official records in later generations, because Zhong Yi regretted it after speaking, since the Germans can call the Kaiser Wilhelm and the British King Edward, why do we have to give it an era name, do we let everyone call it Nanhuaye? What about when you are Kangxi?
So he immediately reversed himself. However, the cabinet ministers were self-righteous, thinking that His Majesty still liked the title of Nanhua very much, so they often called His Majesty Nanhua at the imperial meeting, and later spread out of the palace, and titles such as the Han Emperor and the Southern Emperor appeared in newspapers and books.
The second thing that the cabinet ministers met was that there was no one in His Majesty's harem, which was not scientific! As soon as Sandra mentioned this, Zhong Yi immediately turned his face, "Isn't this a slap in the face?" Do you think I'm ...... How can the empire think about such a boring thing? Forget about a name or something, is it possible that you want to marry my daughter-in-law for me? ”
I didn't think that Sandra had the style of Wei Zheng, the emperor was angry, and the old man was not afraid, "Your Majesty, there are three unfilial pieties, and no queen is the greatest, for the health of Your Majesty, and for the stability of the empire, Your Majesty should get married as soon as possible." We have no intention of overstepping the bud, but have just come to admonish Your Majesty, or...... The royal families of Europe are of the same age......"
"Stop, I chose you as Prime Minister to let you do state affairs, not to make you sour my teeth. Also European royalty? In fact...... "Actually, the princesses of the European royal families are not bad, I heard that the royal family attaches great importance to blood, and most of them are blonde beauties." "Actually, what you said is right, I am the only one in the royal family, and I really can't say it, I promise you that I will get married as soon as possible." Is it easy to be an emperor? If you want to soak for a few more years, it's no fun.
Seeing that the emperor was soft, the cabinet was not too coercive, Zhong Yi also secretly wiped his sweat, fortunately, most of these people are white, if this is released in China, it is not necessary to make a national selection of relatives, what auditions, direct elections, knockouts, promotion rounds, and finally what has the highest off-field support rate plus on-site judges to score to determine the candidates for the harem.
Zhong Yi smiled, this is not bad, even if you marry a daughter-in-law, it is okay to go to the harem to talk about life and ideals.
"Ministers, everyone should have a big deal to do, and I don't have to worry about my personal problems."
"Your Majesty, the old minister has one more matter!" Sandra is addicted to pretending to be Wei Zheng today.
"Tell me!"
"Your Majesty, before our empire, there were six states and two districts in the Australian Federation, and now wherever our army is within reach, the government affairs have been smoothly taken over, and the old minister is planning to send a central inspection team to inspect the states and rule by purifying officials."
What? Central Inspection Team? "That's a good thing, sir. Need any help from the military? ”
"Your Majesty, the old minister is doing this, the six states and two districts, there is still the northern region of Darwin, the empire has not yet sent troops, but the council and the governor of the northern region have sent a telegram to express their obedience to the central leadership. Only Tasmania has not received a single telegram, and many organizations and individuals in the eastern region who do not support the empire have mostly crossed the sea to Hobart to establish a new Australian government there. ”
"Oh? Is there such a thing? Thayer, why don't you report it in the morning? Zhong Yi's face suddenly sank, unlike naming and marrying a daughter-in-law, this is a real national event.
"Back to Your Majesty, the minister has not reported the matter of Tasmania because there were no aborigines on this island many years ago, and the local aborigines are ...... Killed. As a result, the General Police Department did not send police officers to the state. The Minister of Justice carefully looked at Zhong Yi's face while reporting, and when he saw that His Majesty was about to get angry, he hurriedly said: "Actually, we have recruited a lot of white police officers, but another reason why we have not sent police officers to Tasmania is that the island is not within your purchase range of 761 pounds!" ”
"What?" Zhong Yi was a little dumbfounded, Chamberlain is not a good thing, he ate and drank and chatted with him all those days, this Nima was accompanied, this kid gave himself a trick in the end. "Bring the map!" Zhong Yi was furious, and left an island outside, do you think you are the chairman of the committee? Want to do it?
Tasmania is the only island state in the Australian Commonwealth, 240 kilometers south of Victoria, separated by Bass Strait, mainly including the main island Tasmania and Bruny Island, King Island, Flinders Island, Macquarie Island and many coastal islands, known as the "natural state", also known as the "apple island", also known as the "holiday state", "Australian version of New Zealand" said, with beautiful scenery and simple culture as the characteristics. It is rich and diverse, and is Australia's largest timber producer.
After staring at the map for a long time, Zhong Yi finally said with a calm face: "How can such a treasure island fall into the hands of others?" The Bass Strait is not the Taiwan Strait; The Royal Navy is not the Seventh Fleet; The most important thing is that Lao Tzu has a ship and an airplane! ”
The cabinet ministers looked at each other, what did Your Majesty say? What is the Taiwan Strait and the Seventh Fleet?
"Zhihao, send me Jiang Yunzhi and Zhang Zheng to Sydney Palace!" Ignoring the confused cabinet ministers, Zhong Yi yelled, and Qian Zhihao in the outhouse was full of bulls, "Finally, it's not a little haozi!" ”