Chapter 107: The Unlucky Guy Who Volunteered to Fight the Thunder

Li Guang was amused by Zhang Fangda and secretly surprised, Li Guang finally patted Li Han on the shoulder and asked, "Li Han, don't you even read the edict?" Looking at your appearance, it seems that you know that this edict is not good for you? ”

Li Han snorted bitterly: "You two can still be so elated after losing the thief and the dead eunuch, you must have found that there is an unlucky person who can atone for your sins, you don't sleep in the middle of the night waiting for me to give me this edict, it is obvious that I am the unlucky one."

Can there be anything good about the edict? It must have been for me to go deep into the Huns to see the opportunity to act, as for what opportunity to do and what to do, it doesn't matter, anyway, this trip can't escape. ”

Zhang Fangda was dumbfounded and said, "Can you guess this?" No wonder Li Taishou always said that you are a little monster. ”

Li Han raised his head, and snorted with suffering on his face: "That's it, it's a knife to stretch out and shrink your head, I'll take a look." ”

Reluctantly opened the edict, and sure enough, it read: "I have received reports from Zhang Fangda and Li Guang in succession, knowing that Han'er is fine, I am very relieved, since you have mistakenly entered the peace mission, you can accompany the Huns to explore the truth there." The last time you mentioned to me the word "act cheaply", it was very novel, and I ordered you to act cheaply when you encountered an opportunity in the Huns.

In addition, the Queen Mother and Empress are very worried about you, and you must not forget to repay their love for you. Lian'er asks about your safety every day, and his heart is very strong for you, and you can't be disappointed with him. Che'er promises very much, he will never slack off in supporting your family, your family is fine, if you don't eliminate the hidden danger of war for Che'er, I'm afraid I'm a little sorry for him. ”

After reading it, Li Han said with a smile: "Have you ever seen such a holy decree? How does it look like a letter from home? Could it be that the emperor is afraid that I will not return to Chang'an, and write this thing to bind me with the three ropes of family affection, faithfulness, and morality? ”

Since Zhang Fangda first reported Li Han's whereabouts to the emperor on the Meridian Ridge, he has constantly informed the palace of Li Han's actions along the way, and the emperor has often given him secret edicts.

Since Zhang Fangda secretly reported that Li Han had discovered the anti-thief dungeon, and then single-handedly saved more than 1,000 people, and used a strange mask to avoid the vicious curse of "death to the entrant", and stole several carts of grass from the anti-thief dungeon. also used a kind of "Holy Heaven Sect" doctrine that the Han Dynasty had never heard of, domesticated the Xiongnu shaman and the right bone Duhou all the way, and used wonderful medical skills to make the Huns worship Li Han as the holy son, the emperor began to strictly order Zhang Fangda to protect Li Han and never allow him to make a mistake, but also pay close attention to Li Han's emotions, if he found that he was tired of escaping the world, immediately take action and wait for the court to send someone to deal with it.

What Li Han didn't know was that the few personal guards that Zhang Fangda allocated to him later were actually the capable guards drawn by the emperor from the inner palace guards, and they changed horses all the way to catch up with the team. The only mission is to protect Li Han.

Hearing Li Han's strange question, Zhang Fangda didn't feel strange at all, he wasn't surprised at the moment because he had already been strange after receiving this thing.

Therefore, Zhang Fangda can now reprimand Li Han with a stern and upright face: "What are these words, you are the son-in-law of the saint, the saint loves you and treats you as a son to give you an edict like this, how can you misunderstand that the emperor is coercing him to repay him?" I really don't know how thick the sky is. ”

Li Han reprimanded the ruffian with a smile and said, "So that's the case, thank you Zhang Gong for your advice." The kid is just Meng Lang. ”

Li Guang asked amusedly: "Boy, what do you mean by 'acting cheaply'?" ”

"What's so difficult to understand about this, that is, if you see something cheap, you will do it, and if you don't do what you suffer." Li Han directly distorted the meaning of the word. The answer was crisp.

"......" The two old foxes were directly speechless.

Li Han angrily grabbed the edict scroll in his hand and said, "It's not early, if the two of you are fine, can you leave?" I'm tired, and I might have to go to the Huns tomorrow. It's time to go to bed now. ”

Li Guang smiled sarcastically: "Since the master of the horse urged us to leave, of course we should leave with interest, but you guessed right just now." The team will leave the clouds tomorrow.

At the time of parting, there is another word to ask the master of the horse, dare to ask what you rely on to survive after going to the Huns? In the eyes of the military ministers, your weight is not as good as that of the Bank of China and Yi Zhixi, and your identity as a holy son is only taken seriously by that wizard. ”

"Then do you know what the wizard is doing to take me seriously?" Li Han sneered.

"It's not that you used your status as a holy son to bluff him, the military minister is not a wizard."

"Wrong!" Li Han said: "Before me, Taoism was already the state religion of the Han Dynasty, and I didn't see the Xiongnu shamans respecting the faith, and the reason why he valued me was because I could do what they Huns couldn't do." ”

Zhang Fangda bowed his head and said: "Indeed, Li Han's medical skills are superb, and no one can do it. ”

"I can free them from the invasion of the sick, and I can also guide them on how to build a home flowing with milk and honey, and help them eliminate the great crisis that God is destined to doom, all of which are temptations that military ministers cannot resist.

For what kind of death the eunuch can be regarded as a great teacher in the Xiongnu, it is because he is useful. I am more useful than him, I know this way, the dead eunuch knows the way, and the Huns know the way, so the dead eunuch rushed to kill me. ”

"Aren't you afraid that the Bank of China will continue to be unfavorable to you?" Li Guang asked with a smile.

"The more he is eager to kill me, the more he can arouse the attention of the Xiongnu royal court to me, which is a negative hype effect...... Alas, this truth is too profound, and it will only be popular in thousands of years, and now I tell you that you will not understand it, you just need to know that I will live a good life. ”

Li Han thought of the celebrity bowls in later generations, as well as the brick critics in society, and the likes of cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods who were in a hurry to become famous, and every few days they made a scandal or something, some people also have this kind of cheapness, the more stinky, the more they want to smell it, for example, Sister Feng and Furong can become famous in turn, not to mention that the Bank of China said that it would advertise him for free like this?

The person who can make the great division anxious to get rid of it, so as not to shake the status of the great division in the Xiongnu, is not the Holy Son? Seeing that the great master is already in his last years, even if it is a piece of fat, it has been almost squeezed dry, and now in exchange for a fresh and pink holy son, wouldn't it be an idiot not to quickly exchange the old for the new.

Li Han felt that the military minister brothers would never be idiots.

Li Guang is not only a brave general, but also a wise leader, Li Han said the novel words he didn't quite understand, he understood the basic meaning, which was also the main reason why he temporarily changed his mind after receiving the emperor's secret edict and let go of the Bank of China and Yi Zhixi. He felt that killing the Bank of China at the moment was not conducive to Li Han's foothold in the Huns, and this time he pretended to chase for a while and closed the team, otherwise those people would not be so easy to escape.

After listening to Li Han's rather impatient explanation, Li Guangzheng said: "Li Han, the ambush you arranged tonight is not without gains, we have heard the treacherous tricks said by the Bank of China, and the first thing he did when he returned to the Xiongnu was to destroy Heqin, this is not the first time he has done this, so you go to the Xiongnu to stop him from sabotaging and ensure the smooth completion of Zhang Gong's trip, if you can do this, I will definitely treat you as a brother of the opposite sex like Yi Zhixie." ”

Li Han waved his hands and said: "That's it, I can't afford it, my uncle General Liu Li and you are close friends of the same generation, if I go back and tell him that you are my eldest brother, it will be strange if he doesn't kick me!"

In short, I will take this thunder for you, if Li Taishou feels that he can't go, when I want a ranch or something from the Huns, it will be enough to help me guard it, and there is no need for brothers of the opposite sex or anything. ”

Li Guanglu smiled and said: "If you can get an industry from the Huns, it is equivalent to an extra piece of territory in my Han Dynasty, how can I not help you protect it?" You can rest assured of this. ”

Li Han put away Pili Yangqiu's attitude, and said very seriously: "I, Li Han, am not an official of the imperial court, if I disobey the holy decree and do not go to the Xiongnu, I will not be punished after returning to the capital, and the reason why I want to take this trip is for both public and private reasons." ”

"What two?"

"Yu Gong has three purposes, one of which is that I want to sprinkle the fire of faith in the Xiongnu and lay the foundation for the court to tame, enslave and captive them. The second is to kill the big traitor of the dead eunuch and remove a cancer for the Han Dynasty. The third is to strengthen Yi Zhixie's ambition, speed up the pace of his killing his brother and trying to capture Shan Yu, as long as the Xiongnu are in civil strife, he will not care about attacking the Han Dynasty.

For private purposes, I wanted to open up a trade route between the Han and the Xiongnu, exchange tea bricks and refined salt for the Xiongnu's good horses, wool, sheepskin and cowhides, etc., and make profits after further processing.

And these wishes require me to appear in front of the Huns in person, and to gain their trust, love and admiration with my noble, compassionate, and extraordinary face.

Therefore, whether there is a holy decree or not, and whether you use me as a spear or not, I will go through it, not because I can't escape, but because I want to. ”

Li Guang said admiringly: "What a wise and brave hairpin, I Li Guang admires!" Then I wish you a speedy victory! ”

Li Han said with a smile: "Thank you Li Taishou, after I return to Beijing, I will definitely report to the emperor in detail about your powerful border pass, and when the court starts a war with the Xiongnu, I will definitely try to promote you as the generalissimo of the army, and even, I will come to the Xiongnu again to be your entourage pawn, and see how you scold Fang Xuan and behead the enemy in a million army." ”

Li Guangdeng sighed with emotion, it was his life's wish to lead the soldiers to fight on the battlefield, Li Han was able to understand him, but it was much beyond his expectations, if it was a joke that he had just promised to become a brother with Li Han, now he sincerely accepted Li Han.

When the hot-blooded man was really moved, he didn't have any bold words, Li Guang came over and hugged Li Han, turned around and strode away.

Zhang Fangda looked at Li Han, who was grinned by Li Guang's vigorous hug, and said with a smile: "Master Ma, my life and death will be handed over to you on this trip, if you can return to Beijing alive, I will help you find Liu Bottle." ”

Li Han was taken aback, he never expected that this old fox also knew the traces of Liu Bei, and just wanted to catch and ask, Zhang Fangda had already chased Li Guang away with a "wicked smile". (To be continued......)