Chapter 120: Big Landlord Wow!
Li Han lowered his face and clapped his hands, and Canglong appeared and said, "Master." ”
"What the hell is Wang Ting? Just let these cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods come in and perfunctory me, what are the ministers and sons doing? Do you play hide and seek with the master? Li Han asked coldly.
"They are all in Zhang Gong's place, early this morning, they prepared a lot of dowry gifts to send into the princess's big tent, and also prepared a rich gift for Zhang Gong, and other relatives and officials also have gifts to give, and the guards are each a saber and a set of bows and arrows."
Li Han was amused when he heard it: "It seems that the dead eunuch is not without a role here, at least this gift and bribery is not what the Huns are good at, it must be the idea of the dead eunuch."
Hey? They all received gifts, so why don't we have anything? Could it be that our men are tired and tired, but the benefits are not ours? ”
Canglong didn't like jokes, although he heard that Li Han was joking, he still replied seriously: "King Zuogu Li told the military minister Shan Yu that you don't like ordinary property, and even the beauties he sent were driven out of Lu by you, and you only like pastures and mountains and forests. So they decided to add another thousand miles to the 1,000 li of land given to us by King Zuogu Li as a tribute to the Xiongnu royal court. ”
Li Han couldn't help but be overjoyed when he heard this, and jumped high and said, "It's so interesting, this gift is good!" It's not in vain that the master has a fever for them. ”
Canglong continued: "They said that if you accept this thing, it means that you are not in danger to the Great Huns, if you don't accept it, it will be exchanged for a gift for you, but you should be careful in the future." ”
"Collect, collect! Why don't you take it! Li Han smiled and said: "The more mountains, forests and pastures, the better, anyway, their Great Huns are currently the largest place in the territory of the world, and it is nothing for us to ask them for eight thousand miles."
Hmph, more than 2,000 years later, 1.3 billion people lived on the 9.6 million square kilometers of land in Huanghuang China, and now the 2 million people in the Xiongnu area occupy too much land per capita. It's not scientific! ”
Canglong shut up, along the way, he has become accustomed to words that he both does not understand and feels deafening, but whenever he hears it, in addition to silently engraved in his heart, he adopts silence.
Just like now, Canglong is mobilizing all his brain cells, (of course, this word is also a word he has heard Li Han mention more than once,) desperately remembering the whole paragraph of the "World Realm" and two thousand years later. He had a hard time remembering, and he wasn't sure if he could comprehend the words through time.
Knowing the plans of the Huns, the master of the horse was thinking in his heart about how majestic the big landlord of two thousand miles would be, even if one mile in this era was less than five hundred meters, it was not a small territory!
"The great master gave Da Dan Yu an idea, and two pieces of land can't be in the same place." Canglong added again.
Li Han instantly jumped like thunder, and regretted why he didn't kill the eunuch with a knife just now, Nima divided the two pieces of land into two places, and the other one was close to Lao Maozi. The master can still cross the Huns to collect rent, doesn't this make the master happy?
"The great division proposes to give us a thousand miles to the east of the Great Xiongnu and the west of the Huns that belong to the Zuo Dadanghu." Canglong's tone is always like a repeater.
Li Han pinched his chin and sneered: "Good strategy! This is an attempt to divert the trouble. Let me go to the scourge of Xianbei! West Lotus ......"
Li Han mobilized his brain cells to meditate, and suddenly remembered that Xihu was on the bank of the Krulun River in Mongolia, next to Choibala Mountain, and half of it belonged to Manchuria in Inner Mongolia in later generations. This is a famous oil producing area in the future, this place is good!
Canglong looked at Li Han intently in the dark, watching him frown for a while after hearing Xi Hao, and then pacing all over the room. After the end, he smiled, and understood that the strategy of the Huns was a joke to his master.
Knowing the details of the Huns, Li Han walked out of the big tent with a refreshing hum of "turn over the serf and sing", looked at the tiles-like clouds in the sky, felt the slightest chill in the wind, and shouted without thinking: "Oh, the northwest wind will definitely blow tonight, and it will snow tomorrow!" ”
This sentence was Li Han's casual remark, but it was quickly reported to Da Shan Yu by a Hun standing at the door of his tent.
Da Shan Yu just finished playing the role of "Nengbending" in Nengqu Nengshen, sitting on the tiger skin and drinking with an unhappy stomach, and gathering in the royal court for the sake of the expedition, such as the left and right Xian Wang, the left and right Gu Li Wang, the left and right Gu Duhou, the left and right generals, etc., all sat around, discussing whether to give the family delegation a big face this time, and marry this princess with a grand ceremony.
After the subordinate returned Li Han's words, Huyan Tieji stood up abruptly and said: "Oh, this batch of iron ore has long been piled up in the Guyan Pass, just wait for the northwest wind to start smelting, since the Holy Son said that there is a strong wind tonight, it must be true, I should quickly arrange someone to prepare for smelting." ”
Every time the great smelting is a major event for the Xiongnu, the military ministers also attach great importance to it, and he is also convinced of Li Han's prophecy, and hurriedly arranged: "Tieji, the situation is not as good as before, the smelting must be accelerated, I am afraid that your manpower is not enough." Yu Dan, you bring the warriors of your Zuoxian King's territory to also participate in the smelting, and strive to complete the smelting within three days. ”
Hu Yan Tieji and Prince Yu Shan hurriedly went out of the tent, sorting out the people and horses and quickly dispatched, Li Han looked at this scene, did not feel anything abnormal, staggered to the king's tent, and shouted at the door: "The Han sends the deputy envoy, the hairpin is ......."
Before Li Han finished shouting, the military minister personally trotted out to greet him barefoot, holding his arms affectionately and saying, "Holy Son doesn't have to sign up, in the future, my king's tent will be your home, and you can come in at any time." ”
"Da Danyu is too polite, how dare Ben Jue."
"You are the Son of the Father, the gospel of our Great Huns." The military minister smiled and said: "Just now we decided that the Holy Heaven Sect you preached will become the state religion of our Great Xiongnu, and from today on, the ode of the Holy Father, Holy Son and Holy Spirit will be fluttering everywhere in the land of the Xiongnu. ”
Li Han smiled when he heard this, and his heart was as sweet as honey, this is too exciting, the young master is idle on the road, and he has come up with a sect to give you faith, but I didn't expect it to be done!
I don't know if after thousands of years, the master will be as famous as Jesus, Bodhidharma, and Lao Tzu? Anyway, everyone is a missionary, so there shouldn't be a division of three, six, nine, and so on, right?
Tut-tut, mom and dad, if you knew that your son and I had actually become a great immortal on the same level as those three bulls, would you feel very proud?
Before he finished speaking, a pseudo-fairy suddenly remembered that he had won the award when he was a child, his father was proud, and his mother was full of kisses on his face.
The military ministers took Li Han all the way inside, his royal tent was very large, along the center of a red felt, on both sides of the white felt sat the Hun nobles, they all looked at Li Han with admiration and walked in slowly.
When they saw that the Holy Son heard that the Holy Heavenly Sect had become the state religion of the Xiongnu, the expression on his face gradually turned from joy to sadness, and they all wishfully thought that the Holy Son was the death of the heart-wrenching Great Shaman Subu, and they couldn't help but have more respect for Li Han's great compassion.
The military minister has been pulling Li Han to the edge of the tiger skin, and the Hun relatives and nobles present all know that this tiger skin is the exclusive property of Da Shan Yu, and there was once a military minister's favorite woman, who sat on it with his favor, and was kicked by Da Dan Yu and shot an arrow, which immediately hit the chest and died, at this moment, they all watched whether the Holy Son would sit down.
Before Li Han sat down, he woke up from his heart-rending thoughts, watched the military minister pull him to sit together, lowered his head and wanted to take off his boots and sit on the tiger skin, who knew that when he lowered his head, he saw several chubby lice playing on the tiger skin, and two of them were still doing XXOO things on the edge of the buttocks.
Li Han, who was covered with goosebumps, hurriedly took a few steps back, looked left and right, and looked at the felt under the buttocks of the relatives and nobles, and it was not safe, there was really no place to put his buttocks.
Li Han, who was in a dilemma, suddenly saw a straw mat made of Ula grass idle not far away, hurriedly ran over to get it, put it down four or five steps away from the tiger skin of the military minister, and then sat cross-legged on it.
The courtesy of the military minister just now was a temptation, he wanted to use this way to verify whether Li Han had ambitions, and when he saw Li Han pulling the straw mat and sitting not far from him, his heart was relieved, and he felt that although the Holy Son had great powers, he still respected himself as the king of the Huns.
The relatives and nobles also breathed a sigh of relief, they really didn't want to see Da Shan Yu draw his saber to the Holy Son for his own dignity, if the Holy Son used the divine notice to reply, maybe it would be the disaster of the Great Huns.
"Da Danyu, Benjue took the liberty to come, did you interrupt your meeting?"
"No, no, no, even if you don't come, I will send someone to invite you, we are discussing how the ceremony of the establishment of the Holy Religion will be carried out, and when my big wedding will be, all of which require the Holy Son to receive a revelation from the Heavens."
Li Han said modestly: "In the past, the revelations that Shaman Subu received from Heavenly Father were often consistent with those I received, which shows that your Hun shaman is also a servant chosen by God, and can complete the communication between God and you, why do you ask me again?" ”
At the mention of Xubu, the military minister was sincerely sad, and said with a sigh: "Yes, Cousin Xubu is the great shaman closest to heaven for our Great Huns, but unfortunately he was summoned by the Heavenly Father, and now the Lan Shaman has just taken over his position as the great shaman. ”
Li Han thought to himself, you filthy brutes, think that the young master is idle and has nothing to do, come to your lice nest to smell the stench? The master came here to give you enlightenment, but the master himself even took the Father and the Holy Son on his shoulders, so you can make do with it.
A certain god stick and big flicker said with a solemn face: "In that case, Benjue will make an exception for you again." When it comes to the day of the big wedding, there are two taboos that have to be paid attention to. (To be continued......)
PS: Yesterday's monthly pass was actually bald...... Woowoo...... On the way back, Xiao Li ran away in tears......