Li Xiaofeng didn't know that Mr. 007 next door to him was gearing up to find trouble, and as soon as he returned to his room, he saw a sneaky guy - this guy was wearing a top hat, and under the black sunglasses was a white mask, anyway, no matter who saw this dignity for the first time, the first thing that came to mind was obscenity, and the second thing that came to mind was to meet a thief.

"What a big bold! Stealing it from Lao Tzu's head! ”

Li Xiaofeng roared angrily, originally thought that he could scare this thief, but the result was a little different from his expectations, the obscene thief was indeed startled, but he immediately calmed down, and even waved to someone, as if he was greeting.

"You're looking for death!" Li Xiaofeng was furious.

I saw him rush forward with an arrow, and involuntarily gave the obscene thief an over-the-shoulder fall, and the poor creature fainted before he could scream. Li Xiaofeng was not polite, and by the way, he gave this goods two feet, which can be regarded as a solution to hatred.

Just when a certain immortal was considering whether to send the thief to justice, there was a sound of the door opening, and the puppet lady Konstantin looked very sneakily at the corridor behind him, until he was sure that no one was following him.

Li Xiaofeng asked suspiciously, "Brother, what are you doing?" What sunglasses do you wear in the middle of the night? ”

Konstantin was startled, and when he saw that it was a certain immortal, he stroked his chest very femininely, and scolded: "You dead ghost, you scared me to death!" ”

Three black lines appeared on Li Xiaofeng's forehead, for this very motherly brother, he was really speechless, every time he was thundered by the other party's electric eyes, orchid fingers and snorts, he couldn't vomit if he wanted to. Now that the feeling came up again, he couldn't help but hold his stomach.

"What's wrong? Stomach ache again? It doesn't matter if I need to see a doctor? A pseudo-girl asked very intimately and gently, but he didn't know that his tenderness was the source of someone's pain.

"I'm fine!" Li Xiaofeng hurriedly stopped Konstantin's kindness, he really couldn't bear the kindness of such a beauty, and quickly flashed the king: "You help me watch this thief, I'll call the police!" ”

Thief?

A big question mark popped up above Konstantin's head, and following the fingers of a certain immortal, a very obscene "thief" entered his eye socket, and suddenly the puppet mother let out an exclamation:

"Eric, what's wrong with you!!"

Eric?

Now it was the turn of a certain immortal to put a question mark on his head, and soon he figured out what the truth was like: lewd thief = Erikson = full coffee table.

"What did you do?" Konstantin asked.

Li Xiaofeng hurriedly raised his hands to show his innocence, in exchange for whoever found that there was an extremely obscene masked man standing in his room, his first reaction was a thief! How did he know that a certain slut bag had such a perverted and obscene hobby.

"You kid is too ruthless!"

After a simple first aid, the obscene Erikson finally woke up, half-lying on the sofa and kept humming: "I shouted that it was me, and you still fight!" ”

Nima! Li Xiaofeng almost wanted to cry without tears, your grandson didn't know that his voice was hoarse, and he was wearing a mask, the ghost heard what you shouted, even if you really shouted, Lao Tzu couldn't recognize your voice!

Li Xiaofeng asked angrily: "What kind of plane are you two doing, Carnival and Halloween have long passed, sneakily put on this virtue, do it!" ”

Erikson took a few sips of tea and said angrily, "You think I want to pretend to be this virtue!" Isn't that forced to be helpless! ”

Li Xiaofeng smiled, he didn't believe someone's nonsense, the Nobel family also has a lot of power in Sweden, who can force him? It's not good that this grandson went out to molest women and was arrested, and he had to hide his head and cover his face.

"No matter what you say!" Li Xiaofeng said unceremoniously, "Don't pretend to be like this weird here with me, I can tell you, next time it's not as simple as falling over the shoulder, see you and fight once!" ”…,

Erikson came to his heart and cried out with a whin: "It's so inhuman, you think I like this dress, isn't there no way!" ”

"Why can't you help it, isn't it just hiding from people? I don't have any outsiders here, you pretend to be like this, beware of being treated as a thief by the hotel waiter, and you will be light when the skin is peeled! ”

Erikson thought about it, and felt that a certain immortal made sense, this dress was indeed too easy to cause misunderstanding, and he didn't want to be beaten again, so he removed the disguise immediately.

"Haha

Li Xiaofeng looked at the appearance of a certain bag after removing his disguise, and immediately laughed, and even covered his mouth with the pseudo-mother next to him. There's no way, someone is so miserable, to paraphrase the words of later generations, where is this still like a person, it's just ...... It's the pig's head three!

Erikson, who had a blue nose and swollen face, his whole face was out of shape, and his mouth couldn't be closed like two sausages: "What a laugh!" No righteousness, too unrighteousness! ”

Li Xiaofeng understands why Erickson wants to dress up so obscenely, just this virtue, to be honest, he really can't go out to meet people, compared to the obscenity when he wears sunglasses and a mask, what is that, someone has to admit that the obscene appearance just now is more pleasing to the eye.

"How did you do that? It's all humanoid! Li Xiaofeng asked with interest, "Could it be that the eldest lady of which family was molested and beaten by the flower protection messenger?" ”

Erikson said angrily: "Protect your size, which woman will beat me!" A son like me, who loves Yushu and the wind, has always been only ......"

Before he finished speaking, Konstantin, who had been covering his mouth and snickering, suddenly shouted: "Miss Bella, why are you here!" ”

Seriously, Konstantin's voice wasn't loud, but Erikson jumped up in fright and almost crawled behind the couch. Li Xiaofeng looked over, and saw this guy squatting on the ground with his head in his hands and begging for mercy constantly: "Bella, I was wrong, I really know that I was wrong......

Konstantin smiled at Li Xiaofeng, shrugged his shoulders and said, "Now you know the truth!" ”

Li Xiaofeng really didn't expect someone to be beaten by a woman, he was joking just now, who would have guessed correctly by mistake, when he thought of the sick Miss Bella, he destroyed the flowers with his hot hands...... No, the spicy hands smashed the grass and beat someone to kneel on the washboard and beg for mercy. He was very sorry for missing such a wonderful scene, and for a while he was full of gossip, and pulled a pseudo-girl to ask for an understanding.

Konstantin pursed his lips and said: "It's not just the little thing about him messing with flowers, Bella was sick and alive two years ago, and no one cared about him, but now Bella's illness is basically cured, so naturally I have to settle accounts with him!" ”

Li Xiaofeng laughed a lot, feelings are like this, he has great appreciation for the fierce Miss Bella, a playboy and a cheap bone like a certain sao bao should be beaten, it is best to beat it once a day. The only thing that makes him strange is that the fight is fought, as the saying goes, between husband and wife, bedside fights and bed-end and, someone has already paid a heavy price for his debauchery, there is no need to really make a human life, right?

For this question, Konstantin immediately answered: "Originally, there was nothing wrong, Bella beat him hard and then let him go, but when Bella left, this fool met a few fox friends and dog friends, and after being ridiculed for two sentences, he was unwilling, and the dead duck supported the scene with a hard mouth, yelling that it is natural to play with women, and the women he played with can be lined up from the central railway station to the Capitol ......"

"And then?" Li Xiaofeng asked.

"And then?" Konstantin spread his hands, "And then it's a cup!" At that time, Miss Bella happened to be passing by, and she was not yet satisfied with the pursuit of him in the world! He said he was going to cut off his little brother and make wine! ”

Li Xiaofeng secretly said that he was not too angry, at least he didn't have such a heavy taste. He asked again, "Then why did you come to me?" ”…,

Erikson said angrily: "It's not that there is no place to hide, Bella has a group of women's troops, and she is looking for me in the world, you say I don't hide yet?" ”

Li Xiaofeng said sarcastically: "What are you hiding, isn't it just being beaten!" Hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and you will get used to it if you hit it a few more times! ”

"!" Erikson became more and more angry, "If no one else was there, I would have been beaten, but let me be beaten by my future wife in public." After the rumor is gone, how do I mix? No matter how you say it, my brother can be regarded as having a head and a face in Stockholm, and he can't afford to lose this person! ”

Li Xiaofeng yawned and asked, "Then what do you want to do?" Hide here for the rest of your life? I can tell you, I'll go back to Russia tomorrow, and I'm not interested in playing with you little two! ”

"I'm looking for you for this!" Erikson grabbed the hands of a certain immortal and said with tears in his eyes: "Didn't you take those Bolsheviks back to Russia?" I mean go with you and get out of the limelight! ”

Li Xiaofeng really didn't want to take such a burden on the road, he was very impressed by someone's unreliability, and taking someone with him was equivalent to carrying a time bomb.

"Don't say no!" Erikson saw that someone was about to refuse, and hurriedly said: "Don't forget that there are still a few factories for me to do, and I will help you get them all done this time, how about it?" ”

Li Xiaofeng was still unwilling: "Why are you going with me with a dead face, you can just escape from the country by yourself!" It's not a big deal! ”

Erikson was annoyed: "You think I don't want to, but my passport is still at home, as long as I get home, I will be arrested, you can't watch my brother and me fall into the tiger's mouth, right?" ”

The ghost is willing to care about your life and death, if he can, Li Xiaofeng still wants to fall into the well, but for the sake of a pseudo-girl's face: "Without a passport, I can't help you!" ”

Erikson came up with a hippie smile and said, "Don't pretend to be stupid, didn't you bring some Bolsheviks from exile back to China this time?" There are not a few of them who don't have passports, so you just let me get through among them! ”