The 10th Breaking the Yellow Turban Han Beiyu Flew Victory in the First Battle
It is said that after the four of them got their own weapons, they sold Zhang Fei's real estate, and after using the money to recruit some villagers, they tore off the recruitment advertisements on the bulletin board and went to Youzhou Taishou Mansion.
Zou Jing trotted quickly all the way into the Taishou meeting hall, but saw that Liu Yan was studying copywriting, so he didn't dare to disturb, so he had to stand aside.
Liu Yan: "You and I have been friends for many years, and it doesn't hurt to say that there is something to do, why bother to be so polite?" β
Since Taishou said so, Zou Jing was no longer polite: "There has been progress in the conscription, but today there is a team of volunteers, I think the first few people have extraordinary temperament, so they are brought to Ming Gong." β
Liu Yan put down the handscroll: "Oh? Extraordinary? Declare! β
After giving an order, Han Beiyu Fei entered the conference hall.
Zhang Han glanced around, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed in his heart: This is also the office of Youzhou Taishou, why is it that the surroundings are empty and abnormal, but there is a book-slip cabinet next to the main seat, which is also full of some bamboo slips and books, which is also too casual and too simple! But thinking about it the other way, this Youzhou Taishou Liu Yan seems to be indeed a person who can do big things! No wonder he will be able to dominate Xichuan in the future! Ay? Wait a minute, this is the northernmost Youzhou! But history says that he is in Yizhou, that is, Sichuan! How did this thing come to pass?
After Liu Yan looked at the four of them, he said: "But there is an extraordinary appearance!" The first face is like white jade, its right middle hall is vermilion, its left yin is black and domineering, and then "
Speaking of this, it was stuck, and everyone in the room was extremely embarrassed.
Zhang Han's mind turned and thought: Damn, according to history, the guerrilla troops who should be sent to attack the Yellow Turban Thieves will be sent next! They all have a historical aura to protect, and I'm just a sling! If I really go to the battlefield, won't I be dismantled? Well, although it is very shameless, but
After thinking about it, Zhang Han raised his head and looked at Liu Yan squarely, and said with a majestic momentum: "That's right! I'm just a little bird, I'm a follower! β
Liu, Guan, and Zhang turned around to look, and Liu Bei answered: "Brother is so modest, for a while, brother, I was in a trance!" β
Liu Yan replied after hearing this: "Oh, little brother, we have something important to discuss, since you are an entourage, it may be inconvenient, I will arrange a tea break for you, and after we finish talking about business, I will let you serve your master!" β
Guan Yu listened and said: "The four of us never separate when we walk the rivers and lakes, how can we be less cold?" Besides, how could he enjoy this snack alone? β
Zhang Han hurriedly interrupted: "No! No! I'm trying to rest! With that, he went out of the house, and left under the guidance of a guard, and there seemed to be a sound in the distance outsideβeat a snack! It's so fun! Have a snack!
Liu, Guan, and Zhang looked at Zhang Han's back: "Sure enough, those who didn't participate in the merger ceremony are missing a piece of righteousness!" β
After that, the three of them shared their names with Liu Yan, and Xuande talked about the sect, and Liu Yan was overjoyed, so he recognized Xuande as his nephew. Within a few days, the Yellow Turban thief Cheng Yuanzhi commanded 50,000 troops to invade Zhuo County. Liu Yan ordered Zou Jing to lead Xuande and the other four to break the enemy
On the outskirts of Zhuo County, in front of Daxing Mountain.
Zou Jing sat in the coach's seat and sighed, while Zhang Han also stood aside with little confidence.
It's inevitable! There are 50,000 thieves, but Taishou only allocates 500 men and horses to defend against the enemy. Even proportionally, you have to fight 100 for 1! Even if all of these people are Brother Zidan, this ratio will definitely not succeed when it comes to Zhang Han! So it's lost
But Liu, Guan, and Zhang were overjoyed, and repeatedly shouted: "The opportunity for meritorious service has arrived!" I'm waiting for my chance to make a name for the ages! β
There was chaos in the tent, but a soldier rushed in and shouted: "The enemy army is outside the tent, and now they are in a confrontation!" β
Zou Jing asked, "Who wants to break the enemy?" Take three steps forward! β
Zhang Han is happy now, he pretended to be an entourage before for this purpose! According to the personalities of Liu Guanzhang and the others, they must have betrayed themselves, but even if they are betrayed now, Zou Jing may not necessarily send an entourage to fight! Haha
As soon as he finished asking, he saw Liu Bei take a step back and Guan Yu take two steps back!
Zhang Han said depressedly: "You two are too cowardly, aren't you?" Look at the people Fei'er! They have all rushed out of their tents to meet the enemy! β
Zou Jing was overjoyed: "He is worthy of being a hero, and his heart to fight is so strong!" Since Xuande and Yunchang have both given Yide the opportunity to perform, then it's so decided! Also, Cold, as an entourage, you dare to stand still and take the initiative to ask for battle, I admire it very much, so let's send you to meet the enemy with Yide! β
Zhang Han: ""
Zhang Han: "But, my lord, I'm just an entourage!" I'm going to play a ball! β
Zou Jing: "Oh? In this way, Bing Liang is not very willing to serve the country? So why didn't Fang take a few steps back? β
Zhang Han: "I didn't expect you to include me!" β
Zou Jing: "In the military tent, there is no entourage!" Only warriors! β
At this time, Fei'er rushed back to the camp, panting and asked, "Deputy howl, Ah Layi retreated too far~ How about it?" Who meets the enemy and who meets the enemy? β
The two armies confronted each other, and saw that the Yellow Turban Army was neatly integrated, and there was no idiot atmosphere of heaven, earth, and people at all, which surprised Zhang Han a lot! As the so-called survival of the fittest, the environment creates man! The peasant uprising will naturally change qualitatively with the different geographical locations and different leaders, and if they all have the same wisdom as the three brothers, it will be too easy to exterminate them!
I saw that the Yellow Turban soldiers were discarded one by one, smearing their foreheads with yellow powder, and after all, they were composed of peasants, and the weapons in their hands were not uniform, and they had everything - knives, axes, swords, sticks, ropes, hoes, durians, in short, from a distance, it really looked like a legion pouring out of hell, which was extremely terrifying!
"Also? Feifei, there is no blood book in this tent, why is it determined to break the enemy with blood before the battle? Zhang Han looked at Zhang Fei, who had just bitten his finger to bleed, and asked.
"Blood you are big, my mother can't go back today, why don't you hurry up and write a suicide note or something?" Zhang Fei replied.
Zhang Han: ""
At this time, I saw two generals among the thieves on the opposite side, one of whom was the leader Cheng Yuanzhi, and the other was the deputy general Deng Mao!
Zhang Han originally planned to delay the time, but he didn't expect Xuande to scold in the distance behind him: "Anti-country and traitor, why don't you come down early!" β
Zhang Han: "My sister! Fight and don't fight, it's wordy! Whatever happened before the battle, you don't care! You're scolding! β
Cheng Yuanzhi: "No one has ever dared to scold me!" "Well, this idiot mistakenly heard Zhang Han's "you scold an egg" as "you fuck an egg".
Zhang Han instantly understood what was going on, but he was still complaining about Liu Bei in his heart, so he said to Guan Yu beside Liu Bei: "Oba, just killed him!" β
Cheng Yuanzhi: "Evil obstacles! What riddle are you talking about? β
Zhang Han covered his face: "Are they all idiots?" I saidβOba, just killed him! Oba, just killed him! Oba, just killed him! Do you hear me clearly now? Damn, you don't understand, you ask a bird! β
Cheng Yuanzhi was furious: "I don't know if your father can kill him, but Lao Tzu wants to kill you!" Deng Maoshang! β
Zhang Han saw that the other party had already patted the horse coming, and he couldn't help but be startled, and was about to rein in the horse and run away, but he felt a gust of wind around him, and a black shadow roared out!
That's right, it's our shy Feifei!
I saw Zhang Fei standing tall and eight snake spears straight out, and the momentum was like a dragon out of the river and a tiger out of the cage! Countless dust was raised from the place where Le Ma rushed through, and even the air in the air was cut open! The Eight Snake Spear in his hand seemed to be given life, reflecting thousands of rays of light!
I heard Zhang Fei shouting: "Oh-eight-no-silk-tower!" β
Zhang Han was taken aback: "Damn, unparalleled move!" Awesome! β
At the beginning of his hand, he saw that Zhang Fei had already stabbed Deng Mao in the heart with a spear, turned over and fell off the horse.
Cheng Yuanzhi saw that Deng Mao was broken, slapped the horse and danced the knife, and took Zhang Fei directly. Zhang Fei was not afraid, and flew to meet him. When Cheng Yuanzhi saw it, he was taken aback and caught off guard, and then he heard Zhang Fei roaring: "Oh-eight-again-no-silk-tower!" "The hand rises and falls, and the swing is in two sections.
Blood splattered all over the floor! This scene has already stunned Zhang Han - bloody, violent, even like it!
When the thieves saw Cheng Yuanzhi beheaded, they all turned against each other and left. Seeing the great victory in front of the battle, Zou Jing hurriedly waved his army to chase after him, and countless people surrendered and returned with a great victory.
In Youzhou Mansion, Liu Yan personally greeted everyone and rewarded the soldiers.
"Feifei, I want to ask something~" Zhang Han said softly to Zhang Fei.
"Huh? I hate it, if you have something to say, people will be shy. Do you want to ask why I was so violent? Zhang Fei replied.
"Well, actually, I was trying to ask, why did you walk so well, but you had to slap your palm on my ass. But I'd love to hear why you've just said. That's right, and your unequaled ultimate! β
I saw Zhang Fei clasping his hands together, looking very beautiful: "That's Oba's strength!" β
"O-ba?" Zhang Han was inexplicable.
Zhang Fei gently nudged Zhang Han: "Didn't you yell at me-Oba, come and kill him." β
Zhang Han: "Okay~ But Feifei, I really didn't expect that your small universe is so powerful!" And what about your unequaled ultimate? β
Zhang Fei: "What big move?" β
Zhang Han: "Oh-eight-no-silk-tower!" Oh - eight - again - no - silk - tower!! I hear it so clearly! β
Zhang Fei: "Ou-Ba-get-die-him!" Ou-ba-again-get-die-him! β
Zhang Han: "Okay, it's really unexpected~ thought-provoking~ Hey, I'm praising you, what are you doing in your crotch?"
"Huh" just smelled, Zhang Fei pulled out a tight-fitting costume with holes everywhere from the crotch: "I took the reward from the war, and secretly bought a super sexy underwear on the side of the road, I want you to give me a little advice tonight!"
Zhang Han frowned: "Oh~ I see!" After that, he patted Liu Bei, who was walking in front: "Xuande, Feifei said that you will be invited to drink in his room at night!" β
Liu Bei: "Okay, good, good!" I like drinking the most! What other projects are not available? β
Zhang Han squinted at Feifei and replied to Liu Bei: "You are satisfied~!" β
At night, Zhang Fei was in the room.
"Ahh NOοΌ No! Help me! "Oh-eight-no-silk-tower!" "Oh-Eight-Again-No-Silk-Tower"
Zhang Han slept on the bed in his room, turned to his side, and covered his ears with his hands: "Very stupid and naΓ―ve, very yellow and violent?" Damn, don't let people sleep! β