Chapter 1 Is someone playing with me Li Xianghua woke up suddenly, he moaned twice, and his hand began to habitually touch the pillow, according to his habit, when he was drunk, he would put a bottle of water at the head of the bed, saving him from having to close his body and look for water everywhere to drink.

He touched and touched, but after looking for a long time, he couldn't find a bottle of water, and he scolded: "Mold! It's so moldy today, stupid to drink a few times, I even forgot to put the water! With that, he was ready to get out of bed and go to the faucet to drink water.

"Young Master! Are you awake? Do you want to drink water? The slave will pour you water right away! Suddenly, a voice came from the side.

"! I don't have much tonight, do I remember going to a nightclub? Li Xianghua was confused by this voice, and he remembered that he was not messed up enough to go to the point of looking for Miss.

"But the quality of the young lady in this store is very high, and the service is in place! He also calls himself a slave and maid, what a man's paradise! In the future, you can recommend friends who are good at this mouth to come here! Li Xianghua praised in his heart, I don't know which good place to find in the year.

Li Xianghua was thinking about it, when his mouth touched a cup, he instinctively drank the water inside.

"Comfortable! Anything else? Li Xianghua asked.

"Yes, the slave will pour it for you immediately!" A voice said from the side.

"Big cup! Change the big cup! Preferably a teapot! Li Xianghua said on the side.

As soon as his words came out, a big cup came to his mouth, and he immediately drank it in one gulp and said, "Cool!" Again! ”

After he drank three times in one sitting, he felt a little more comfortable, and he groaned and asked, "Where is this?" ”

"Young master, this is at home!" Someone next to him immediately replied.

"Hahaha, your boss is really good at business! Ha Luha, since you're here, come here and I'll hug you! Li Xianghua is in line with the idea of not suffering a loss, he thinks that which tube is the one who buys the bill, and he doesn't take advantage of the bastard.

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt two smooth bodies approaching him, and he suddenly stopped in the bunker. Who is it today! So he was willing to lose his money, and called two young ladies at once.

Li Xianghua thought, the movements in his hands are not slow, although he is usually not good at this, but as the old saying goes, "If you have a advantage, you don't take advantage of the bastard!" "With such a good opportunity, can he let it go? He is a small clerk, afraid of hairy immortals jumping!

Li Xianghua, who usually has no chance to enjoy the blessings of Qi people, immediately seized the opportunity and began to make a big move on the two smooth bodies, damn, if you miss the opportunity, it will be gone, this is not the time to be hypocritical.

Because of drunkenness, Li Xianghua didn't think about anything else, he touched and touched desperately, and even touched the bottom of the two women, it is estimated that he moved too much, and the two women moaned and said: "Young master, you are bad!" Let's get us! ”

When Li Xianghua heard this, he was immediately excited, what else do you need to say on this occasion? Let's go! So Li Xianghua immediately smashed the enemy's nest, but he found it difficult to enter, and he ran into obstacles.

"Could it be that I was so lucky today that I met the legendary virgin? Which tube or boss is so generous, I remember this favor today! Li Xianghua thought very coolly.

Thinking about it, doing it, Li Xianghua, who was very excited, tried his best in his life, he fought hard and made the woman under him coquettish.

Finally, after a long time, Li Xianghua finally broke out, and the woman also screamed, Li Xianghua gasped, hugged the two women tightly, and said while panting: "Two sluts, how is your brother?" Are you satisfied? ”

"Young Master! You are necrotic, how can you say this about people! The two women said disagreeingly.

"Ha Luha, you are still shy, don't you have such a day sooner or later, don't you let people play with your business?" Wang Dalun quipped.

"Young Master! If you say that again, we are angry, are our sisters such shameless people? We are your people and never do anything to be sorry for you! A woman said dissatisfiedly.

"Load! Pretending to be quite similar, your boss is really a genius, and he firmly grasps the heart of a man! Li Xianghua said with a sigh.

"Young master, if you talk nonsense, we will ignore you! I thought that you finally woke up, and the slaves and maids were so happy, they never thought that you had changed into a different person! Woo, our sisters are not alive! A woman said crying.

What a genius, this boss is really awesome! Crying and making trouble like this, the men who can't think of taking the bait are gone! Li Xianghua commented secretly.

Thinking about it, Li Xianghua still persuaded: "Be good, don't cry!" Master, I love you the most! Don't cry, don't cry, if you cry, it's not beautiful, I don't like you guys! Who wouldn't know what to say, Li Xianghua would come as soon as he opened his mouth.

"Young master, you don't know what to do, when you are unconscious, the slaves and maids are so worried, they are afraid that you will not wake up, and when you wake up, you will not only destroy the slave's body, but also say some crazy things." A woman complained.

"Young master, Nu Bai is worried about you! You still say that, people, slaves don't live anymore! The other woman began to sob.

This boss is so talented, so powerful! But such a high-end service costs a lot of money, right? Could it be that the people who drank with me were playing with me and deliberately brought me to this kind of place to see me make a fool of myself?

Li Xianghua, who was worried that someone was playing a prank, began to be afraid, he was afraid that someone would deliberately make a fool of him! So he started touching his clothes, trying to see how much money he had in his wallet and whether he could pay it off.

So he touched and touched, and finally touched a piece of clothing, but he felt left and right, but he couldn't find where the pocket was.

"Young Master, do you want to change your clothes? You don't have to get up, the slave will give you the potty! A woman saw Li Xianghua's movements and asked.

Li Xianghua didn't dare to say that he was looking for a wallet, he was afraid that these two women would call security guards, and there would be no money to pay the bill, which would be a shame. So he pushed the boat down the river and said, "Well, I want to pee!" ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt that his little brother touched something, and then a soft little hand reached over, grabbed the little brother, and approached the inside of the thing.

"Young master, you can pee!" The owner of the hand said softly.

Li Xianghua was drunk, it was when he was urgent, and as soon as he was stimulated by this soft hand, he immediately urinated.

"Ah, comfortable!" Li Xianghua, who had no intention of defecation, felt a lot more comfortable after urinating.

After listening to what he said, the little hand took Li Xianghua's little brother again, trembled, and then said, "Young master, don't you have it anymore?" ”

Li Xianghua was stimulated by this little hand, and immediately became shamefully hard, and he said: "Come on, let's do it again!" At this minute, he didn't bother to pay the bill.

"Young master, you are bad! Forcing people to do those embarrassing things, it still hurts underneath! Shall we do it another way?" As soon as he finished speaking, Li Xianghua only felt that his little brother was caught by a soft thing.

"Shhh Go on! That's it, hard! I'm going to die! Li Xianghua groaned comfortably.

"It's so cool, I actually met the legendary, and it's not wearing a condom, cool! It's worth it, it's worth it! I'm willing to pay a month's salary! Li Xianghua thought comfortably.

Li Xianghua, who was extremely cool, broke out again after holding on for ten minutes. He lay on the bed, so comfortable that he didn't want to move.

"Young master, you are necrotic, shoot in someone's mouth, I am uncomfortable to death! Won't you say it ahead next time? Someone vomited twice and opened his mouth to protest.

"Sorry, sorry! Not next time! Li Xianghua immediately apologized, he said in his heart that he didn't know which time Lu Dao would be next time, would I still have this opportunity? I can't afford to spend on my salary.

"Young master, why do you seem to have changed your personality after you wake up, and it's worse than before!" Another female voice on the side said.

"Hehe, I'm a wine fairy, sober up quickly! Hahaha, playing with you, if you can't let go, how to play? Li Xianghua said very complacently.

"Young master, you're talking nonsense! You've been in a coma for two days, and where are you drunk, it's clear that you've been beaten! A woman retorted dissatisfiedly.

"What? Am I knocked unconscious? What are you kidding, I'm being drunk. Where are my friends? You go and tell them to stop playing, I won't settle the bill, whoever arranges is responsible! Li Xianghua said as a matter of course.

"Friends? Checkout? Master, you're fine, are you? You're not going to be beaten stupid, are you? "There was a woman who came to touch Li Xianghua's head with concern.

"Pretend! It's not fun to pretend again, turn on the lights and let my friends out! Li Xianghua commanded.

"Turn on the lights? Oh, light the lamp, master, I'll light it right away! A woman said in surprise, followed by a few clicks, and then a faint flame began to slowly light up.

Li Xianghua looked around in the dim light, and was immediately startled, and he asked, "Where am I?" ”

"You're at home, young master!" I saw a naked girl, about sixteen or seventeen years old, with a double-headed hairpin, whispering softly on the side.

"Who are you? Who the hell is it? What do you want to do? Li Xianghua was scared, he found that the scene in front of him was beyond his imagination, the oil lamp, the two bare-ass women dressed in ancient times, and the old-looking decorations around him.

"Young master, I'm Hongxing, don't you remember me? You used to love to sleep with me in your arms. A girl named Hongxing spoke.

"Dead,! Prostitution of underage girls, I can't wash the Yellow River this time, damn, who is making me! I didn't offend anyone! Li Xianghua lamented.

"Young master, I'm Chunqiao, do you have any impression?" Another girl next to her spoke.

"Who the hell did you send to let him out! I'm not afraid of him, I'm just a small clerk, what is his purpose! Li Xianghua shouted excitedly.

"Young master, don't scare us!" The two girls immediately got out of bed, knelt on the ground and said, "We are not sent by anyone, we are your personal maids!" We are faithful and dare not betray you! ”

The other immediately added: "Young master, you have been in a coma for these days, and the slaves and maids have been taking care of them in the house, and they have not been in contact with outsiders!" Young master, we are your people, and we dare not betray you! ”

Chapter 1 God, Are You Playing with Me?

"You say I've been in a coma for a few days?" Li Xianghua felt incredible, this was too, wasn't he just drunk, why was the situation in front of him beyond his cognition.

"Yes, you were beaten and you were in a coma for days!" Hongxing confirmed on the side.

"Really?" Li Xianghua stared at Hong Xing tightly and asked.

"If the young master still doesn't believe it, you touch your head, and there is a bag!" Hongxing reminded.

Li Xianghua was suspicious, and he touched his hand to his head. "Ahh He screamed because he found that he was like the people of old, not only with long hair, but also with a bun.

"Hallucination, decision is hallucination, I'm not awake!" Li Xianghua comforted himself, and he touched his head again, ready to confirm.

"What the hell is going on? Where am I? Li Xianghua felt that he should have been tricked. This person is also too talented, he actually put himself in such an environment, do you want to make yourself think that you have crossed over?

Li Xianghua looked for cameras everywhere, and he wanted to find out who was hiding.

"That's not right!" Wang Dalun secretly screamed, because he found that when he pulled his hair, he would feel pain. Li Xianghua was ruthless and tore off a piece of hair, but he grinned in pain: "It hurts!" It's true? ”

In the surprised eyes of the two girls, Hong Xing and Chun Qiao, Li Xianghua jumped out of bed naked, and he began to search the whole room, trying to find out something wrong.

"Young Master, what are you looking for?" Hongxing asked.

After searching the entire corner, Li Xianghua found that this room was so well decorated, it was full of ancient things, and he couldn't find the breath of modern society at all. Li Xianghua was deflated, he grabbed the red apricot and asked, "What is my name, where is this?"

"Young master, your name is Li Xianghua, this is your home!" Hongxing replied.

"I'm asking me what county my home is in and what year it is." Li Xianghua asked.

"Oh, our village is called Lijiazhuang, it belongs to Linxian County, and this year is the sixth year of the Apocalypse." Hongxing replied.

"Linxian? Which province does it belong to? Li Xianghua asked.

"Provincial? Oh, this is Shanxi. Hong Xing replied immediately.

"So I'm in Lijiazhuang, Linxian County, Shanxi Province, in the sixth year of the Great Tomorrow Apocalypse, right?" Li Xianghua asked.

"Hmm!" The two women nodded.

Li Xianghua immediately rushed away: "My God, I actually crossed over, this luck is too explosive, how can this kind of opportunity be bumped into by me, I want to go back!" Oh my God, why don't you bless me for buying a lottery ticket and winning the jackpot! ”

Although Li Xianghua usually likes to read time-traveling novels, and sometimes imagines that he can kill the Quartet after crossing over, but after working for a long time, he doesn't think much about these things.

"It's really a very unremarkable thing, it's better to buy two lottery tickets and drink some wine when you have this time!" Li Xianghua said.

Now that it's really crossed, Li Xianghua wants to cry without tears! Don't look at the pig's feet who travel through the novel, they are all killing in all directions, but what about the real situation?

If you let others know that you have crossed over, you will either be arrested and put in a cage for people to study; Either they are treated as mentally ill and chained up.

And was it so easy to mix in ancient times? Let's not talk about the backward living conditions in ancient times, let's talk about the medical conditions in ancient times.

And in ancient times, there was no human rights, and sometimes if you accidentally say a wrong word, or offend someone, the whole family may die. Not to mention at the end of the Ming Dynasty, it was a troubled time, and human life was like a mustard!

"Why did I get mixed up at the end of the Ming Dynasty? I can't pick one, and I can't carry it! Essay collection, forget it, people who can't even write a line of poetry, and can't write calligraphy. Li Xianghua denied the way out of the literary thief, because there were not many works in the Ming Dynasty for you to steal.

"Then I'm going to join the army? Lead the army to kill the Quartet, what Li Zicheng and **Hachi, all of them will be destroyed! Li Xianghua's blood boiled for a while, and then he looked at his little arms and legs sadly, dispelling this thought.

"Then I will make glass, make perfume, and become a rich man who rivals the rich!" Li Xianghua thought of the necessary means to cross the crowd again, but what made him depressed was that he didn't know how to make the road at all.

"Headache, headache!" Li Xianghua felt depressed, he found that he was a headless fly and couldn't find a way out.

"Young master, do you have a headache again? Let's call Dr. Huang and ask him to help you get two stitches! The two women began to scramble to get dressed, ready to call someone.

"Don't go, I don't have a headache!" Li Xianghua was taken aback, can you prick a needle, and it hurts.

"It really doesn't hurt anymore? Young master, you have to say that you feel pain, don't hold on! Chunqiao said with concern on the side.

"It's okay! I'm feeling so good now! But I just can't remember the past, tell me, why I was beaten? Li Xianghua immediately changed the subject.

"It's not about fighting for land, they Liujiazhuang people say that our cows ran into their ancestral cemetery and ate the feng shui trees they specially planted. So not only did they detain the cattle and eat them, but they also made you pay them ten acres of land! Chunqiao said dissatisfiedly on the side.

"What? That's too deceitful, isn't it? This kind of thing can be apologized at most, there is no need to eat cattle again, and it is necessary to compensate, right? Li Xianghua was very surprised when he heard this, and felt that the people in Liujiazhuang were too domineering.

"Yes, it's too bullying, so young master, you went to reason with them, and you were knocked out by them. I've been in a coma for days! Hongxing explained.

"How many of them are there, how many people do I take with me, why do you suffer such a big loss?" Li Xianghua asked curiously.

"Young master, you just go alone!" Hongxing said embarrassedly.

"What? I went alone? Li Xianghua was speechless, this is too good, I've seen stupid, I've never seen such a stupid person, I really think I'm Stallone.

"Well, young master, you said that you are going to be reasonable, not to fight, everyone should value peace!" Hongxing explained.

Oh my God, my ex is also very good, is he a fool? Such stupid ideas. Li Xianghua thought bitterly.

"Hongxing, was I stupid before?" Li Xianghua asked bitterly.

"Hmm!" The two girls nodded seriously, seeing that Li Xianghua's expression was wrong, they immediately added: "Young master, you are not stupid, you are too kind sometimes." ”

"Kindness is worth a fart! Someone plays violence, you want to reason with someone, it's strange not to be killed, yes! Li Xianghua muttered. However, being bullied like this is not Li Xianghua's style, his style is "tooth for tooth, eye for eye!" ”

Li Xianghua, who had made up his mind to take revenge, asked, "How many people are there in their Liujiazhuang?" How many people can we organize in our family? ”

"Young Master, do you want revenge?" The red apricot reacted immediately.

"Hmmm! This revenge cannot go unavenged! Li Xianghua said.

"Young master, you can't win, Liujiazhuang is a big village, there are five or six hundred households, and there are only more than 100 households in our village, how can you win?" Hongxing gave an answer that made Li Xianghua depressed.

"I'm dizzy! It turns out that Liujiazhuang is so bullying people because of it, this matter is troublesome, what should I do? If you have any difficulties, find the government, let the government solve this problem, and tomorrow I will go to the official. Li Xianghua made up his mind.

"Young master, do you want to see an official? I advise you not to go, don't you know that there are several people in Liujiazhuang in Ludao who are in the yamen, and who do you say the county master will favor when the time comes? Li Xianghua's plan to see the official was vetoed by Hongxing.

"What? Is there any reason for this? Can't I find a place to reason? I don't believe it, it's a big deal, everyone fights to the death! Li Xianghua was depressed, completely depressed.

"Young master, bear with me! For this matter, it is not worth it, they should give them ten acres of land, otherwise if there is really a life lawsuit, it will not be a problem that can be solved by ten acres of land. Hongxing and Chunqiao persuaded hard.

"How can you bear this breath! This time I gave them ten acres of land, and I endured it, if they asked for a hundred acres next time, what would I do? Give it to him too? Li Xianghua said angrily.

"Young master, you only have a hundred acres of land, and if you give them ten acres, you only have ninety acres. They won't all be light! Hongxing reminded.

"It's too much of a deception! I won't give them a handful of soil, dare to eat my cows, and want to occupy my land, really because I am muddy? No way! I'm going to fight them hard! Want my land unless I'm dead! Li Xianghua roared angrily.

"Young master, don't be like this! The master has only been dead for three years, you are the only seedling in the family, if you have an accident, then the master's hard work of a lifetime will be in vain, you can't live up to the master's hard work! Hongxing hurriedly persuaded hard.

"I'm! Go back to your room and rest, and I'll be quiet by myself! Li Xianghua felt very irritable, tonight's events made him feel too unacceptable, he wanted to be alone and calm down, slowly digest and accept these facts.

"Young master, you're alone in the room, you'll be fine, right?" Hongxing said uneasily.

"Don't worry, I'm up for something! I'm not going to do anything stupid, I just want to be alone and quiet, and now my head is a mess. Li Xianghua smiled and said.

After the two girls returned to the room, Li Xianghua made a cup of tea and tried to sort out the messy thoughts. There is no doubt that he wore it, and the jackpot of this legend was touched by him.

But he complained: "God, are you playing with me? Wear it like that? At least a starter pack, right? Best of all, let me learn how to make glass! ”

"What should I do?" Li Xianghua was depressed, and he didn't know what to do. There are many families who play hard, and they are eaten to death by others when they play officialdom, I am sun, what should I do?

"Do you really reason with people? Being flattened again like his predecessor? Li Xianghua thought depressedly, at this moment he deeply felt the powerlessness of his predecessor in the face of this problem.

"Oh my God! Don't play with me, okay? Give me a suggestion! Li Xianghua asked Cangtian speechlessly.