Chapter 69: The Child Who Misses His Mother Can't Afford to Be Hurt
Sima Xiangru took the cloth bag handed by the servant and opened it layer by layer, Li Han looked at it, there was a bowl shaped like a monk's fate, a bamboo spoon, six ear cups, and several bamboo tubes stuffed with stoppers, and when the stopper was pulled, it exuded a strong spice smell, Li Han smelled them one by one and judged that there were cinnamon, dried ginger, Sichuan pepper, and tangerine peel.
Waving his hand to let the man bring a pot of boiling soup, a small red clay charcoal stove, which burned charcoal that Li Han asked the manor to burn in small batches, watching Sima Xiangru put the bowl and boiling water on the stove, put in the tea leaves and boiling water, and pinched the contents of each bamboo tube in turn a little, and soon, the room exuded a strange, vegetable soup-like taste.
Li Han laughed secretly in his belly, no wonder he said in "The Chef's Handbook": "Tea, the ancient times did not smell and eat, and the Wu people picked its leaves and cooked it for porridge." The preface of "Miscellaneous Songs in Tea": "However, the season used to be called a tea drinker, and it must be cooked, which is no different from a husband who sipps vegetables." Just now, this soft rice gentleman also called it "soup drink", but it turned out that people in ancient times drank tea and drank vegetable soup!
Li Han instantly had a bad taste, and said with a ruffian smile: "Do you need spices?" Oil, salt, sauce and vinegar? ”
Who knew that his ridicule actually made Soft Rice's face full of surprise: "If there is good fine salt, sesame oil is the best." ”
The corners of Li Han's mouth twitched, and he waved his hand to let the guys bring it, wanting to see what soft rice king could come up with.
When he got it, Sima Xiangru opened the largest bamboo tube, poured out the fried noodles from it, added it to the tumbling tea soup little by little, stirred slowly with a bamboo spoon, and in an instant, a bowl of clear soup turned into a noodle soup that was not too thick, and with his elegant movements like stroking the qin, he put in the refined salt and sesame oil smoothly, and then brought it down, poured it into the ear cups, raised his head with a sense of accomplishment and said: "It's ready, please taste it." ”
Li Han grabbed a cup and tasted it anxiously, his eyes were full of tears and sadness, and his chest was surging with unbearable sour heat, and he couldn't wait to look up to the sky and roar to tear open the void and return to 2014 when he was born and raised! It's a pity that he doesn't have the ability to open the sky and the earth, so he can only turn his grief into grief and indignation, and scold Soft Rice Jun angrily in his heart, Nima, this is the tea you made? This is clearly the taste of oil tea made by Lao Tzu's mother in modern times!
It's obvious that our hairpin lord misses his mother!
The child who misses his mother can't afford to hurt, the child who misses his mother is very hot, Li Han didn't want the guys in the store to see his vulnerability, and he didn't want to let the soft rice gentleman see the joke, so he put the cup on the table heavily, stood up and said: "Wait a while to settle the bill at the price I said, I still have something to do, and I'm out of company." ”
Seeing Li Han's gloomy face and his sleeves gone, his clothes and wind into the backyard disappeared, Sima Xiangru was dumbfounded, and he didn't understand why the excellent soup he had carefully prepared was not appreciated by the lord?
Liu Che and Han Yan also looked at each other, not knowing which tendon was wrong with Lu Dao's brother-in-law, and the two of them couldn't accept the strange things in the cup, so they stood up and chased Li Han away.
Sima Xiangru had a hot stomach to show his mind, and was splashed with a bucket of cold water by Li Han, where was he poor and had no choice but to sell tea, he taught in Chengdu Mansion, Wen Weng gave him a very good salary, and he still saved a piece of furniture in the past few years, this time he came to Chang'an to look for development opportunities, and he had to pay for a spare strategy to buy a small official, but this is only the last resort, in fact, he is full of pride and is ready to use a belly to learn a blockbuster and become a master.
It's a pity that Li Han knows that Sima Xiangru doesn't know the famous sentence of Lu Dao "The ideal is very plump, the reality is very skinny" is common in ancient and modern times, and our soft rice gentleman has tasted the taste of this kind of disillusionment.
Li Han, a newcomer who had recently become popular, was Sima Xiangru's most popular target, and he carefully studied the history of Li Han's career, and found that Li Han liked things that were not available on the market, so he was eager to bring the leaves of the grass that he regarded as treasures to the door.
Where is it that I didn't know Li Han and later apologized, all of this was a trick carefully designed by Sima Xiangru in order to drill the camp, wanting to leave a good impression of a humble and sincere gentleman in the heart of this little concubine, and then recommend him to a certain nobleman, even if it is the eldest princess of the concubine, after all, his parents gave him such a good figure, it would be a pity not to take advantage of it, but even this most embarrassing expectation did not work.
Wilted and packed up a bunch of bottles and cans of props, and the lies that had been told could not be taken back, so he had to sell the precious leaves brought from Shu all the way to Li Ji Pharmacy, and Sima Xiangru was ready to buy an official.
Before Sima Xiangru walked out of the big pharmacy, the sound of horses' hooves sounded all over the street, and the shouts of Sergeant Zhijinwu came: "The assassination of the minister, the whole city is a big rope, whoever has a visitor from other places, immediately go to the Tingwei Mansion to explain to himself, and anyone who does not report before sunset will be punished!" ”
After this wave passed, it was the people from the Tingwei Mansion and the Jingzhao Yin Yamen who roared by, and Sima Xiangru sat there and couldn't stand up.
I don't know when, Li Han and the others have already come to the store, Liu Che said in surprise: "The secretary of state was assassinated? But I don't know which one? ”
Li Han thought about it for a while and understood that it was Yuan Ang who died!
Liu Wu's dream of a prince with flowers was like a flower, because Yuan Ang told a story to the queen mother, so he fell into dust and crushed mud. He also proposed a way to retreat to the second, wanting to build a corridor to the queen mother's bedroom at all times, so as to forge a will on the occasion of the queen mother's return to heaven, and make the most difficult contest with his brother Liu Qi, it is said that he was rejected by this Yuan Ang said that the queen mother was moved, which is equivalent to uprooting his emperor's dream and chopping it into scum, leaving no hope at all, how can Liu Wu not be annoyed and angry, and hate because of anger.
As soon as Liu Wu hated, the dead soldiers under him felt that they existed and felt insulted, "The lord humiliates the ministers to death", the boss was blackened like this by this Yuan An, if this person is still alive and swaggering in the court, wouldn't it be a big slap in the face of their dead soldiers, no, he must die.
So, one of the nine Qings, Taichang Yuan An, died, died in the market where the Sanchao was passing home, and the murderer threw down a sword that had polished the handwriting and fled, so he began to make a big rope in the city.
Sima Xiangru said: "Lord Hairpin, I am a foreigner, do you think you can help me make a proof?" ”
Although Li Han didn't like this person's character, he still admired his literary brilliance very much, and he couldn't bear to be innocent, so he said impatiently: "Before the assassins were caught, you lived with me first, and if an official came to ask you, he said that you were a Qing guest in my house." ”
Sima Xiangru was overjoyed and hurriedly thanked him, and then went to the backyard of the big pharmacy with the servant to stay.
Liu Che is naturally sensitive to national affairs, and as soon as he sees that something is going to happen, he is about to return to the palace in a hurry, where can Li Han rest assured that he will go out at this time, in case he encounters the assassin of King Liang, what can he do if he does not stop killing Liu Che, he is not allowed to go back.
But Liu Che is also a stubborn temper, anxious about whether there are still variables in the palace, break free from Li Han and run out of the door, Han Yan is a fart, and he also ran out of the house, where can Li Han rest assured, he had to go out and accompany him to the carriage, and rushed to Weiyang Palace all the way.
When the carriage arrived at a secluded place near the Gui Palace, a rope suddenly fell from the sky and hooked the wheel, and the two horses stopped with a long neigh, Li Han was not right, he pressed Liu Che down, picked up Han Yan, who was taller than Liu Che, and covered Liu Che, and roared in a low voice: "Xiao Che, don't move, don't make a sound!" ”
Li Han dodged and wanted to jump out of the gang to deal with it, who knew that "aggressive", a few darts were shot into the car, he was on guard, but he was still shot in the left shoulder, poor Han Yan was passively lying on Liu Che's body, and before he could react, he was hit by a dart in his heart and buttocks, and he fainted in front of his eyes in pain.
"Is the king of Jiaodong in the car? Get out of the car and spare your life. A cold voice sounded outside the car.
Li Han's heart sank, he looked back at Liu Che, who was blocked by Han Yan, and saw Liu Che's frightened eyes from under Han Yan's squeaky nest, he shook his head sternly and signaled not to move, stretched out his finger and dipped the blood on his shoulder to write a line of words on the carriage board, pulled up Han Yan's robe to cover the handwriting, gritted his teeth and poked his head out of the curtain.
Liu Che's coachman had died on the ground, and a man with a short figure, ordinary appearance, and a guard sergeant's uniform stood in front of the car with his hands on his shoulders, a faint cold light shot out of his eyes, and behind him was a black horse.
"I am Liu Che, the current prince, who are you a madman, dare to commit murder in the capital, what do you want to do with me?" Li Han reprimanded boldly.
"It's you who is looking for you, come down for me!"
The man smiled arrogantly, his hand shook, and the rope that had just been wrapped around the carriage was wrapped around Li Han's body, and when he lifted the curtain of the carriage and looked inside, he saw a young man lying on the cushion with blood.
The man was very conceited of his dart skills, and the information he got was that there were only two teenagers in the car, and when he saw the darts in Han Yan's heart, he didn't think he was still alive at all, and he didn't expect that there was a person hiding under the "corpse", he reached out and picked up Li Han like a sack, flew on the horse, and pressed Li Han on the back, and Li Han fainted.
The horse galloped to the Luoyang Gate, and the sergeant guarding the gate came to ask, and the man held up a token and said coldly: "Wei Wei investigates the case, let it go!" ”
The sergeant guarding the gate hurriedly dodged, rushed out of the city on a fast horse, and soon entered the mountains and forests, where a carriage was hidden, the man tied up Li Han and gagged his mouth and threw it into the carriage, and he still got on the horse, signaling the driver to go with him, and soon, he disappeared on the Qinling Ancient Road.
Besides, Liu Che heard that there was no sound outside the car, so he didn't care about pushing Han Yan away, and first struggled out with one hand to lift the clothes that were covered by Li Han's handwriting, and saw the line of words written in blood: "I will prevent disasters for you, you will support my family for me, I will definitely come back!" ”