Two hundred and eighteen. These Italians
The polite German officer and his men had already seen Bonosa.
The Italians looked defenseless, believing that the Svaro brigade under Brigadier General Soqualia was fighting at the front, and there was no need to worry about the Germans here.
The mentality of the Italians is like this, it is not that danger really appears, and they will never show their spirits. In fact, even if danger does arise, what kind of attitude will they take?
When the first detachment led by Wang Weiyi arrived in Bonosa, the panicked expressions of the Italian soldiers in the telescope were something he will never forget.
Some of them were stunned, some were shouting and running, some were indifferent, but no one thought to hurry up and defend.
Among them is Major General Cross.
The Major General simply could not believe that the Germans were really coming. Hell, what is Soqualia doing? Why did he let the Germans run in?
God, the Germans really got to Bonosa!
Major General Cross was so dispossessed that he could not utter a word for a full five minutes, until his adjutant Heroia reminded him again and again, and Major General Cross asked, "What should we do now, Major Hironia?" ”
Hellonia was a little laughing and crying, this question should not be answered by herself
And at this time, the skeleton commandos are ready to "attack"!
Two mortars were erected, and the muzzles were pointed at the Italians. To be honest, no one expected two mortars to be able to do anything
Wang Weiyi lit a cigarette and took a slow puff: "Horsepower." Go to Bonossa, and within an hour, let Cross surrender with all the Italians. Remember, they only have an hour! ”
"Yes, Colonel."
When Ma Li appeared in front of Major General Cross and made a request for surrender, he originally thought that as a senior officer, he would be furious at such a request, but he didn't expect Major General Cross to mutter: "Second Lieutenant." How many of you came? ”
"An infantry regiment has arrived, and two infantry divisions are about to arrive, Mr. General." Ma Li said politely.
He's already trying to exaggerate there. But he soon noticed that Major General Cross's complexion had changed significantly.
This is a serious problem! Major General Cross had some headaches, the Germans were very strong in combat, and the strength of an infantry regiment was enough to give people a headache, although there were many people in Bonosa. But those were all defeats. Major General Cross in no way believed that he was capable of holding back the German offensive.
"Who is your commander, Mr. Ensign?" Major General Cross struggled to control the panic in his heart.
"Ernst. Alexon. Feng. Colonel Bream. Mr. General, do you know the Skeleton Baron? He is. ”
"Ah, Baron Skeleton, of course I know that I'm not one of those hillbillies." Major General Cross actually said cheerfully, looking proud of his knowledge: "The English and the French have not suffered much under the baron, Mr. Ensign. Is he really a baron? ”
"Yes, Mr. General."
Major General Cross felt that even if he surrendered, there was no one to be ashamed of. It's the Skeleton Baron. The British and the French have failed so badly under his men, can they expect themselves to defeat him? This is ridiculous.
Moreover, the other party is a nobleman, what is the shame of surrendering to the noble?
Suddenly, an artillery bombardment of "boom-" came, and Major General Cross's face changed greatly: "Mr. Ensign, you must not break your word." The baron gave us an hour, and now it's only twenty minutes gone"
The second lieutenant didn't know what was going on: "Mr. General, the baron is a man who has little patience, I think you should make a decision as soon as possible, right?" ”
In fact, the firing was a very fortuitous event.
Steck saw that several Italians were approaching here in a ghostly manner, and he shouted loudly, but the Italians didn't seem to hear it, and still walked towards here, so Steck, who was not very good-tempered, simply fired a shot.
He was still more restrained, and the cannon exploded at a great distance from the Italians, but it scared the Italians to death, and they ran back with a crawl.
They had come to surrender.
However, the Germans were so unreasonable, why did they just shoot guns?
This shot made Major General Cross lose his soul, and he felt that he could not continue to hesitate: "Mr. Ensign, please go back and tell the Baron that he will not encounter war in Bonosa, and I am a peace-loving person." Do you know the truth? I also adopted an orphan before the outbreak of the war, and now please go back and tell the Baron that I have decided to surrender, of course, I need to prepare, give me an extra hour, and in an hour, Monsieur Baron can have a good cup of coffee in my headquarters."
"Good luck, Mr. General."
"What a polite German." When the second lieutenant left, Major General Cross couldn't help but give such an admiration, and of course, he did not forget to take this opportunity to praise himself: "I succeeded in saving Bonosa a war and saved the lives of countless of our soldiers, Major Hironia, what do you say?" ”
"Yes, General, as you yourself say, you are a peace-loving person." Major Hironia also praised from the bottom of his heart: "But how are we to explain General Cadorna? ”
Major General Cross groaned: "Send someone to tell General Cardolna that our shells have not had time to be moved out of the warehouse, the Germans have already fought here, and I can't win a war without shells"
A ridiculous excuse for surrender, however, this is just one of the many ridiculous excuses for the Italians to fail in the war, and even more absurd than Major General Cross
For example, the soldiers don't know how to load the bullets, for example, there is no butter, for example
The reasons that sound ridiculous and ridiculous seem to be the most normal thing among these Italian officers.
"So, what should Brigadier General Soqualia do there?" Major Hironia asked cautiously.
"Ah, I almost forgot Soqualia," Cross was pleased with the timely reminder of his men: "Major, you go to the brigadier general in my car and tell him that our war is over, that he should lay down his arms, that the rifles and bullets can be handed over to the Germans, but the bread and bacon must not be handed over!" Ah, I have to see the Baron myself, that's a matter of principle! ”
In the "battle" of Ponosa, the skeleton commandos fired only one shell, and Major General Cross ordered all the soldiers to surrender.
This result, even Wang Weiyi finds it a little hard to believe, at least at least a little, symbolic resistance, right?
Steck decisively believed that this was a conspiracy, and perhaps the Italians had set up an ambush in Bonosa. But before he could finish his sentence, the Italians in groups had already raised the white flag
What a mountain of supplies!
Rifles, machine guns, and cannon bullets were enough for the Italians to shoot for several days without pity, and if the Italians were really able to pick up their spirits and fight a good fight, the pitifully small skeleton commandos would have no way to take this place.
But is that the end of it?
All the players seemed to feel like they were still in a dream
The enthusiastic Major General Cross expressed his "hospitality" to the fullest, he took Baron Alexon to visit his barracks, and pointed to the lazy, indifferent Italian soldiers and said: "Look, Mr. Baron, the Italians are the most trustworthy, we will never have any rebellion, and there is no better place in the whole of Europe." By the way, I suggest you let them keep some entertainment supplies, you know, life in a prisoner of war camp is boring. ”
"Ah, I agree," Wang Weiyi swallowed.
What's going on in the heads of these Italians?
"Brigadier General Soqualia has sent someone to inform him." Major General Cross then said with a little boast: "They will soon lay down their arms." I know that many people say that Italians are inefficient, but this has absolutely nothing to do with me, I am a straightforward person. ”
"Yes, yes." Wang Weiyi didn't know how to answer at all.
"Of course, there is one more thing I must declare." Major General Cross's voice suddenly became serious, which also made Wang Weiyi a little curious, and he listened to Major General Cross say very seriously:
"We'll hand over all the weapons, and I'll take care of them. However, you can't deprive yourself of the complexion, butter, bacon, wine, etc., and these daily necessities will be kept by a special person by us! Also, you can't take away my personal belongings, you know, some of the jewels I was going to bring to my wife after the war! ”
Wang Weiyi and his officers looked at each other.
What should they say? How do they answer this question? Hell, hell! These hellish Italians!
Wang Weiyi couldn't think of any better way than to smile bitterly: "Mr. General, I agree to your request." I will give an order for my soldiers to respect your personal belongings Hey, horsepower, send a few people to watch those personal belongings of Mr. General, Mr. General, are you satisfied now? ”
"Aristocracy is just different from others." Major General Cross said with great joy: "I really can't believe that I can actually talk with a baron. (To be continued.) )