PS: I went out to talk to someone, and the update was late, so I'm sorry.

Cao Pi was already very indebted, in the words of the time, that is, "frivolous", plus he liked to "do nothing without anything". According to historical records, Zhonglang General Wang Zhong had eaten people because of hunger when he was young, so Cao Pi deliberately let him follow the car and send someone to hang a skull on Wang Zhong's saddle to mock him; Even if he later ascended to the throne, the problem still did not change, he deliberately asked people to draw a picture of Yu Ban's defeat and surrender to Guan Yu after the "flooding of the Seventh Army", and hung it in front of Cao Cao's grave, so that Yu Ban could take a look, and Yu Wen was ashamed to death.

How much do you think this person owes?

In the original history, after Cao Ang died in the battle of Wancheng, Cao Pi became the big brother, and he had to set an example for several brothers, and later pretended to be loyal to fight for the heir, and his actions were somewhat restrained. But on this timeline, Cao Zihuan was only fifteen years old at this time, and he was still a half-old child. To paraphrase the words of later generations, this is a complete "bear child".

So before the banquet this time, seeing that the big guys were all happy, Cao Zihuan couldn't help but make trouble again, and asked Cao Hong directly, didn't you say that you were going to beat up the full pet out of the? How can you go to the feast with him today? Do you want to go up and beat him? I'll help you!

It's Xun's hatred, I finally persuaded Cao Hong, who would have thought that you would make trouble again! Seeing that Cao Hong's face sank, and was about to get up to persuade him, Cao Ang first opened his mouth and scolded: "Zihuan must not speak falsely!" Immediately, Cao Zixiu turned to Cao Hong: "Uncle and Man Boning are both the arms of adults." Although there is an old grudge, it will be resolved. Can you look at the little nephew and not mention it? ”

Although Cao Ang is also a concubine. But after all, he is the eldest son, after the death of his mother Mrs. Liu, he has been raised by his mother-in-law Ding, and he is not much different from the eldest son, and he is Cao Cao's most legitimate heir. In particular, Cao Cao also cultivated Cao Ang as an heir, which was completely different from the sheep-herding attitude towards Cao Pi and his brothers, and not long ago he also asked Cao Ang for the title of Zhonglang General of the Five Senses. As the prime minister's deputy. Therefore, Cao Hong dares not to sell anyone's face, and Cao Ang's face cannot be sold, so he just takes advantage of this to go down the stairs. So he pretended to be magnanimous and slapped the table: "Although he is rude, he is also guilty, and I am forgiving." ”

Manzhong heard this in the last seat, and couldn't help pouting - I'm sorry to you. How did it become a "plea"? Never mind. Don't be angry with you, who is right and wrong, everyone here can see it.

So finally let go of this matter completely - accept the mediation of Shixun, Cao Hong will meet Manzhong elsewhere in the future, and he may still be able to do so, and accept Cao Ang's mediation, no matter whether he is still holding his breath in his heart, it is impossible to find a future account. Yeshun hurriedly ordered the food to be served. Into the song and dance.

Of course, Shi Xun himself does not have a maiko team, and this set of people is still borrowed from Cao Cao. He just couldn't understand it. What's the fun of listening to singing and watching dancing while eating? And it's not like you're eating alone, there are songs and dances that can relieve boredom to some extent, when the guests gather, you can't talk about it, what song are you listening to? What kind of dance to watch? However, this was also the custom of the time, he did not think about himself, but always thought about his guests.

However, I don't like to listen to singing and watching dancing, it's not long before Xun is alone, not long after the singing and dancing came up, the wine was only drunk, Xiahou Lian couldn't help it first, raised his wine glass and asked Shixun: "Hongfu enjoys the banquet of the lord, sits with Wang Zhongxuan, Chen Kongzhang, Yang Dezu, etc., and also sings and dances?" Shi Xun shook his head, saying that if those people were here, they would definitely talk about poetry and papers, and they might also be proposed by the lord to compose poems to help the wine. Xiahou Lian therefore said: "Qing and other literati use poetry and writing to help the wine, and our martial artists should also give orders, which is better than singing and dancing." ”

It's Xun who said okay, if you want to do the order, you can do the order, what's the point? Cao Hong shouted next to him: "Yu Hongfu, Gongren, etc., if Qing and others want to make orders with poems, I won't do it." Dong Zhao smiled and said that those who can do a good job of poetry here are probably Hongfu alone, and I can't either, General Zilian don't take me with you.

Cao Pi was scolded by his eldest brother Cao Ang in person just now, and it was less than ten minutes since he was honest, and the words of the audience hurriedly opened his mouth to join in the fun: "I learned the sword from Henan Shi A, but I can dance the sword to help the kings." ”

Xiahou Yuan laughed and said, "Zihuan, do you have a sword on your body?" "You're not as tall as a sword, are you? Cao Pi was not convinced: "My swordsmanship, since I can't compare with General Miaocai, then ......" looked left and right, to say that compared with the civil officials of Shixun, Dong Zhao, and Manzhong, it was inevitable to fall, and said that he was compared with the eldest brother, but he didn't dare, and finally picked his cousin: "Not under the political brother." It can be danced as a play. ”

Cao Zheng smiled bitterly: "My arm is useless, how can I dance with you?" "In the previous battle of Shouchun, Cao Zheng was seriously injured, although he was carefully diagnosed and treated by Fan A, but a right arm has been sore and weak since then, and he can write, but he will definitely not be able to hold a sword and dance a sword. Now that I heard Cao Pi speak, I couldn't help but say that Cao Ang is such a sensible person, why is his brother not like a brother at all, so annoying! I didn't want to hear Cao Pi say anything nonsense, so he said, "How about throwing pots? ”

Dong Zhao, Wang Xiong and others all agreed, but Xun was not very happy. Pitching pots is the most common entertainment and competitive activity of the Yueshi people in these years, and it is a halfway monk...... As a scholar, I really haven't practiced well, I have encountered it a few times before the banquet before, and I went back to the bottom - who is willing to do this wine order that must be lost? So he arched his hand to everyone: "I am not good at casting, but I can be the order of the king." "I'll be the referee, okay?

Xiahou Yuan said that you are half the master, and if you don't participate, then what's the fun. I heard Cao Hong laugh "haha", reached out and pulled it into his sleeve, and then threw a small thing on the case with a "dang" sound - "Hongfu is not good at throwing pots, but he is good at throwing pots?" ”

Shixun turned his face and looked, hey, this thing is quite exquisite. The so-called "cocoon" is the dice of later generations, there are six sides, eight sides, ten sides, twelve sides, sixteen sides, etc., not only the numbers are engraved on it, sometimes it is also engraved with the words "self-drinking", "wine", "departure", "song and dance", etc., which is convenient for the order. It is Xun Xun who threw out this cocoon, cast for brass, made a positive sixteen-sided shape, the text is beautiful, the inside of the cocoon is hollowed out, embedded with copper bells, it is really beautiful and exquisite, and I can't help but admire: "I don't want Zilian to have this good thing." ”

Cao Hong said if you like it, then I'll give it to you. Shi Xun took the cocoon and thought about it, and said: "Throwing the cocoon order, the play of the common people, drinking or not drinking, only depends on the will of heaven, we officials, I am afraid that it will be boring." "The order to throw dice is very simple, which side to throw up, write "self-drinking" to drink a cup yourself, write "start to go" to a circle of wine, all by luck (unless out of a thousand), everyone sitting there are official bodies, play this kind of order, it is inevitable that it is a bit of a fall, right?

Well, a rough person like Cao Hong is suitable, Xu Yu and Dian Wei may like it too, but the rest of the people, even Han Hao and Xiahou Lian, may not be happy to play.

The various liquor orders in later generations were much richer than those of the Han Dynasty, so Xun thought for a while, and said Let's not play something fresh and interesting - "It is an ancient person or an ancient thing, which should be related to wine, and it is limited to four words. ”

Even if Cao Hong and Xu Yu are rough people, they can't compose poems, so it's not difficult to make up a four-character sentence.

Cao Bao cheered his son-in-law and said that this is a good idea, so Hongfu, you should make a show first. Shixun nodded and blurted out: "Slash the snake uprising." ”

Cao Hong's eyes widened: "This is about Emperor Gao, but where is the wine?" Xiahou Yuan reminded him: "Emperor Gao was drunk and cut the white snake, Zilian forgot it?" Cao Hong suddenly realized: "It turns out that you don't have to bring out the word wine." ”

Yes Xun said that's how it's fun, I'm over, who's next? Cao Bao sat on top of him, said of course in order, and said casually: "Wen Jun should be in charge." Cao Hong continued to express the lower limit of Xiàn's IQ: "Who is this Wenjun?" "Cao Bao said that it was Zhuo Wenjun, you shouldn't know it, right? Cao Hong slapped the table: "It turns out that women can also be!" ”

At this banquet, Chairman Cao Bao, Cao Ang was second, and Shi Xun was the third seat, sitting opposite him. So since it started with Xun, the second Cao Bao, and the third one is of course Cao Ang, Cao Zixiu groaned slightly, and said: "Chu Wei Handan." Cao Hong obviously didn't understand, but he specially complimented Cao Ang and nodded again and again: "This is very good, this is very good." ”

Cao Pi came to make a mistake again, and asked Cao Hong: "Where is the good?" The little nephew is not sensitive, and the uncle teaches him. Cao Hong blinked: "Good is here...... There is no word for wine, and ...... And there is war! He didn't understand what kind of allusion this was, but the general meaning was understandable, since the Chu army besieged Handan City, of course it was a war-" We are generals, and I like this the most. ”

Cao Pi was dumbfounded—it can't be said that Cao Hong is wrong, but...... Did he really understand what he was talking about? As a junior, it's not easy for me to directly pick out: "Actually, do you understand?" I had no choice but to respond: "And listen to Uncle Zilian, who is better." ”

Cao Hong said that it wasn't my turn, shouldn't it be a wonderful talent below? I saw Xiahou Yuan twisting his beard and groaning, and it took a long time before he said: "Gou Jian casts the mash." ”

It's Xun Xin who said that it's a shame that you can think of this, and if I knew it, I would attach conditions, and I must not bring out personal names and words related to wine, otherwise it will be a chaotic order...... Well, if you really want to do that, most of you will be drunk, and I don't have much wine to prepare......

Finally, it was Cao Hong's turn, and when he saw Cao Zilian standing up, his face flushed, and he held back for a long time, and suddenly said: "Wine...... Lucullan banquets! ”

Everyone in the seat collapsed, Xiahou Lian laughed so much that he almost spilled all the wine in the cup, lest Shi Xun say that he was messing with the order, so he hurriedly pointed at Cao Hong: "Zi Lian has nothing more than this in his life." Cao Hong glared at him: "There is food and drink, surrounded by beautiful women, don't you love it?!" (To be continued......)