Chapter 349 349 Let the Nordic buns see the world
Lunar New Year in 1938.
Lin Youde returned to Potsdam from Frankfurt, guarding Sissi, who was approaching her due date, and met with the leaders of the Nordic countries who had returned with the fox.
It happened to be the Chinese New Year's Eve, and Lin Youde decisively offered a big killer Manchu Han banquet to entertain guests from Northern Europe. Looking at the shocked looks of the kings and concubines of Northern Europe when they faced the delicacies they had never seen on the table, Lin Youde couldn't have been better.
After the banquet, Lin Youde arranged a series of performances for these Nordic buns, and all kinds of traditional Chinese tricks were demonstrated to foreigners - of course, Lin Youde had a choice of music and art programs, after all, crosstalk can't be expected to be understood by foreigners who don't understand Chinese at all.
And Peking Opera can only be used in martial arts, Lin Youde directly designated "Three Forks", with a German commentary, and then directly pulled it out for the princes and nobles to perform, the right to be a pantomime, as a result, the Nordics watched it happily, and burst into laughter from time to time - some laughter is completely inexplicable in Lin Youde's opinion, and he doesn't know where the laughter is.
But people are happy to see it, and in this case, Lin Youde doesn't mind laughing along.
After the show is almost finished, it will be time for the garden party and fireworks. In this era, there were basically only a few games in the European high society: bridge, chess, etc., and the boys would throw darts, and in addition to these, they would drink and dance. Lin Youde arranged a bunch of traditional Chinese garden activities, such as rings, blindfolded drumming, blind people touching elephants, all of which were available for the young ladies who came to see the world with the old men.
Of course, the most popular is Lin Youde's "twisting music" that he moved from modern society, which may be called differently in different places, anyway, it is a game in which two players put a piece of paper with a grid of various colors on the ground, and after two players go up, a third person turns the wheel and instructs them to hold down what color grid they must hold down with their hands and feet. Although there is a winner in the game, no one will care about the winner when playing this game, and the essence of this game is that basically the two people who participate in the game will twist together in a very shy way.
This game was a must-have item for the school debate team before Lin Youde crossed over, and everyone basically forced the dog men and women who had a good impression of each other to the mat used for the game, and basically played once to promote a pair - as for whether it was a golden boy and a girl or a pair of faggots, it depends on the creation, anyway, Lin Youde has always been twisted with faggots, and rarely has close contact with girls.
And in this world, it is the fox with NICEBODY who demonstrates the gameplay with Lin Youde, and the fox is very good at playing this kind of thing, and soon twisted with Lin Youde in the most colorful way.
After Lin Youde personally finished the demonstration, the young ladies were still a little shy, and no one was embarrassed to be the first, Lin Youde encouraged for a while and no one played, so Lin Youde forcibly went down and ordered a girl who looked the most pleasing to the eye - he originally wanted to order the Queen of Denmark, but he was worried that the queen would be too embarrassed to do something out of the ordinary when playing the game, and his special physique would be exposed, so he chose an ordinary girl.
The girl blushed, but she was still led by Lin Youde to the mat for the game, and it could be seen that she was actually eager to try it - after all, she was a Nordic girl, and she was more open in terms of playing, but she just needed to get past the initial reserve.
After only a few turns, Lin Youde became entangled with this girl who didn't even know her name.
Seeing Lin Youde eating tofu wildly, the boys finally couldn't sit still, this time as soon as the game ended, several sons stood up and said that they were willing to be crab eaters, so Lin Youde ordered two sons to come up and play.
After the two men successfully twisted together and divided the winner, the two girls came up hand in hand and tried bravely, but one of the girls had too much fun and ripped off the placket of the low-cut dress, and a pair of white jade rabbits were displayed in front of everyone.
The girl screamed and ran off the stage, but she didn't seem to be hurt much, but instead looked happy.
The next thing is simple, the young people almost can't wait to play this novel game, and they don't need Lin Youde to encourage them at all, so Lin Youde handed over the task of turning the turntable to the housekeeper and returned to the seat specially prepared for him in the rest area.
As soon as he sat down, the fox smiled and asked, "Why didn't you invite Queen Margrethe II of Denmark to play this game?" ”
"What if she's too shy to punch me off?" Lin Youde shrugged.
At this time, Viola, who was drinking a cocktail next to her, put down her glass and said, "Eh, you still worry about this kind of thing, I thought you would pounce on your boobs without hesitation when you saw them." ”
Lin Youde glanced at Viola, smiled and stretched out his hand to wrap his arms around her shoulders and squeeze them gently.
Originally, Viola wanted to go up and demonstrate how to play Trolle with Lin Youde, but Lin Youde thought that if she was with Viola, the visual impact would not be enough, so she decided to hand over this responsibility to the fox with a good figure. So Viola is not happy until now.
After Lin Youde coaxed, Viola's brows stretched slightly, and then the fox said, "What do you think of Queen Margaret?" ”
"How's that?" Lin Youde asked knowingly.
"Don't pretend, you see that she is not very old, and she looks exactly the type you like, adding her to your harem can basically ensure the loyalty of the Nordic countries to the future alliance."
Lin Youde shook his head.
"To be honest, I'm not very interested."
The fox looked at him with an alien look, while Viola reached out and touched his forehead, as if to see if he had a fever. When these two girls arrive, the synchronization rate is particularly high.
Lin Youde argued with a aggrieved expression of "you have misunderstood me": "In terms of appearance, I already have a fox for this kind of plump and sexy girl, you and Sissi, you are okay, the color of your hair, skin color, and the color of your pupils are very different from those of Europeans, as well as the animal ears on the top of your head and the tail on your buttocks, which are very different." But look at Sissi, a tall, bumpy figure, blonde hair and blue eyes, a typical Germanic beauty. And the Danish queen is the same, as a Chinese, if I don't have a skin-to-skin relationship with Sissi, I'm afraid it will be difficult to distinguish who is who. ”
"It's not that exaggerated," Viola frowned, "there's quite a big difference in her appearance from Sissi." ”
"Yes, but I'm Chinese, you're Germanic. To put it another way, do you think that Chinese people all have a similar face? After Lin Youde's words fell, Viola looked up at the sky, and then nodded.
"It seems to make some sense, but I have lived with you for a long time now, and there are many Chinese around, so I think my ability to recognize Chinese faces has increased a lot, and when I was a small landlord eight years ago, I did often confuse the looks and names of Chinese students who rented them."
"That's it, so I'm a little uninterested in Miss Margrethe II."
"Who isn't interested in my daughter?" The strange man's voice drilled into Lin Youde's ears.
He turned to follow the sound and saw a man he had never seen before approaching him. Judging by the costumes, this man must have been a prince of a certain country or something, but he seems to have just called Margrethe II "my daughter", that is......
"Your Highness Frederick IX," said the fox with a smile to the man who came by, "I thought you wouldn't be there today." ”
Lin Youde then remembered that the former king of Denmark, Frederick IX, said that he was dealing with some things in Denmark and would arrive in Potsdam by plane later today.
Frederick IX came up and took the fox's hand first, kissed the back of her hand gently, and then turned to Lin Youde.
"This is my husband, my lover, to be exact," the fox said, "and this is Frederick IX, the former king of Denmark and the adoptive father of Margrethe II. ”
"Look up for a long time, look up for a long time." Lin Youde said and took Frederick IX's hand and shook it up and down.
The fox went on to introduce Viola to Frederick IX, and after the process, the former king of Denmark sat down on a chair opposite Lin Youde's family, crossed his legs, snapped his fingers, and pulled out the Danish krona from his bosom with a small clip - this is the standard posture for a waiter in a fancy nightclub, and it seems that the former king often has a doggy voice.
The waiter soon came, and after glancing at Lin Youde, he accepted the krona, and then respectfully leaned his ear close to Frederick IX to listen to the command.
"Send a bouquet of flowers to my daughter, Miss Margaret." Frederick IX waved his hand after a brief command, and the attendant immediately took the order to leave.
Then Frederick IX turned his head to look at the activities going on in the amusement park, and then showed an expression of interest: "Well, if I'm not mistaken, they are going to act according to the instructions from the roulette wheel on that mat, right?" ”
"That's right, you have to press the square of the corresponding color with your hands and feet," Lin Youde replied briskly, "If you are lucky, you can be closely entangled with the girl you like, and feel the softness of the girl's limbs in a grand manner." ”
"Wonderful," Frederick IX clapped his hands, "I'm going to introduce this game to the upper salons of Denmark." ”
At this time, Lin Youde saw the waiter in the distance bring flowers to Margaret's table, and the latter looked over here after inquiring about the situation, and then she stood up and walked this way.
"Father, you're here." When she got to the front, she said.
"You don't have to come and say hello to me," said Frederick IX with a smile, "just enjoy your own evening." ”
"Honestly, I think it's boring right now."
Frederick IX shrugged his shoulders and said to Lin Youde: "My daughter is a late bloomer, but this is fine, don't worry." ”
Lin Youde nodded decisively: "That's right, that's good, rest assured." ”
Then the two fathers looked at each other and laughed.
After laughing, Frederick IX pointed to the chair next to him and said to his daughter: "Since you think the current session is boring, just sit here and listen to the two fathers brag to each other." ”
Margrethe II nodded, sat down in the chair that Frederick IX had pointed to, picked up a glass of wine, and shook it intently, with an elegant and cultured movement.