1. [001] Disaster is not a single line, and the breakup was struck by lightning
originally wanted to have a romantic and warm Valentine's Day, but when she waited and waited, what she was waiting for was her boyfriend who appeared in front of her with a beautiful woman with all kinds of charms.
"Let's break up!" Luo Ze looked at the woman in front of him, and then felt the warm fragrant nephrite in his arms, and felt a chill in his heart, whether he was kicked by a donkey or caught in the crack of the door before, so that he would fall in love with such a man.
"Give me a reason!" Ye Xuan didn't give up, how could she not accept the drama of her boyfriend appearing in front of her with Xiao San in front of her.
"Isn't that enough?" hugged the delicate body in his arms, Luo Ze lowered his head and imprinted a kiss on the delicate cheek, the beauty was also very cooperative, proudly straightened her chest, and the full size definitely made Ye Tian forever out of reach.
"Well, it's really big enough, and it's just the appetite of you disciples!" Ye Xuan pretended to smile casually, trying to save a little self-esteem for herself.
"Ye Xuan, don't go too far!" Luo Ze let go of the beautiful woman in his arms, his eyes showed a fierce light, "Just like you, who is arrogant and unreasonable, strong and foul-mouthed, two bags of rice and ten cabbages can carry a man on the fifth floor in one breath, is he also worthy of being called a woman?" ”
While she was angry, she suddenly felt a little weak, and she ...... She's that tough?!
"I remember last week, you actually beat the big wolf dog in the community to a serious injury!"
"Who let it be okay to yell at me!" Ye Xuan tried her best to defend herself.
"Last week, a man accidentally touched your ass on the bus, and you kicked someone's life!" Speaking of this, he himself couldn't help but stand on end.
"That'...... That was a misunderstanding! Her voice grew quieter.
"To sum up, Ye Xuan, you must have been born by mistake in your last life to be a woman, I have no interest in spending my life with a man like you, let's break up!" After saying this, a certain pair of dog men and women walked away arrogantly, completely treating Ye Xuan at the door as a transparent person.
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"TMD dog men and women, I curse you not to die well!" On the road, a sturdy woman was crying and howling, and there was a lot of loveless arrogance.
"Got awkward with your boyfriend, right? Don't be sad! The kind girl who passed by saw that she was pitiful, so she handed her a soft tissue.
Ye Xuan raised her head with teary eyes, and faced a beautiful plain face, and suddenly her heart moved, and she suddenly remembered Luo Ze's words just now, since men don't have a good thing, then she might as well like women, only women will understand women, she Ye Xuan decided, and TMD will step into the bright road of LEI-SI in the future!
"Beauty, be my girlfriend!" Ye Xuan smiled obscenely and hooked the beauty's chin.
In response to her, the other party slapped his hand, with an angry sentence, "KAO, it turned out to be a pervert XX, hurry up and call the police!" ”
She was so frightened that she ran away, and while running, she didn't forget to touch the half of her face that was beaten, and the lewd smile on the corner of her mouth deepened, "Hot enough girl, I like it!" ”
On the empty night road, a sturdy woman scolded and scolded while walking, "Men are all bastards, and if labor and management like men in the future, they will thunder and ......"
I don't know what happened to my back, a thunderbolt was splitting down, Ye Xuan was still wailing and unwilling in her heart before she died, fate is so unfair, men are bastards, and labor and management are good men in the next life!
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Xiao Jin Xinwen, I like the pro of the text, I recommend the collection to hold a field~ What's that, it's been tight recently, so LEISI uses XX instead of Ha, don't mind.