Volume 2 The Sword of the South Chapter 36 The Unlucky Little Pug
The sloppy old man looked attentive and rubbed Chen Chang'an's shoulders on the rocking chair.
His eyes were always inseparable from the sword, as if he was a thief, he swallowed a mouthful of water, "Brother, discuss something, lend me the sword to take a look, I'll take a look......"
Chen Changan squinted pleasantly, his expression remained unchanged, and said, "Your name is really a roaring dog?"
"Replace ...... fake"
"What did you do wrong?"
"Speaking of my glorious deeds, it can be said that the earth is crying ghosts and gods, and three days and three nights are inexhaustible, and I ...... when I was in my prime of life."
Chen Changan interrupted him and repeated the previous sentence: "What mistake did you make?"
"Don't you want to hear about my glorious deeds? How did this Tengu fight step by step from weak to strong in the cruel world, and finally stood above 10,000 people, and casually said something that could change the situation in Kyushu, and finally why did he fall from the altar and become depressed, and he had no fighting spirit to live......
"What did you do wrong?" Chen Changan said calmly with a face full of disdain.
The sloppy old man had a bitter face, this person was too boring, so he couldn't stop talking, but he wanted to mention these hurtful things. "I didn't make any mistakes, I am a Tengu clan, absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon to cultivate, because I was too greedy, I wanted to swallow the moon, but I was slapped a few times by the little girl in the Moon Palace, fell here, and was seized by this damn scholar, what can I do?
It turned out that he was guilty of greed and hatred, so it's no wonder that he also fell into the game of impermanence.
"You want to devour the moon and take it for yourself, the sin of greed is too great, you are finished, don't want to leave this place in the future. Chen Changan looked serious, glanced at the sloppy old man and said.
The sloppy little old man was immediately unhappy, "Who said that, as long as you lend me the sword......" Realizing that he had lost his words, he didn't dare to continue, for fear that he would violate the rules of the game, and he would really fall into this game forever in the future, and there would be no day to turn over.
Chen Changan was amazed, everyone loved and hated this sword, and they didn't dare to tell the reason, the law of impermanence was really magical.
After listening to the words of the sloppy little old man, Chen Changan thought about going to the next house to listen to the story, and wanted to get up, but was pulled by the sloppy little old man, and he hurriedly said: "Don't go, why don't you tell me the sword, do you borrow it or not?"
"Don't borrow, you go away, don't pull me ......"
The sloppy little old man suddenly cried bitterly, a handful of tears and a handful of snot, and said pitifully: "Please, my future happiness depends on you, lend it to me." ”
Chen Changan kicked him, "You get up, don't throw the snot on me, I said I won't borrow it." ”
The sloppy little old man's temperament changed greatly, one moment he was still crying and begging with a sad face, and the next moment he was like a nobody, he said cheekily: "If you don't borrow it, I will rely on you, and I will not leave an inch, and I will not leave even if I am killed." ”
"Look at you're all old, don't you want to make a face?" Chen Changan said disgustedly.
"I'm ashamed. ”
"You can do whatever you like. Chen Changan's head was big for a while, and he quickly slipped out the door, followed by the sloppy little old man.
Turning out of the alley, Chen Changan came to a small shop, the owner of the shop is a well-maintained widow, fat ~ beautiful, according to a group of bachelors, a group of men can sit to death.
In fact, this woman is indeed a scourge, often provoking a group of men to peep in the middle of the night, and having an affair with a man who visits the neighborhood.
The widow lay on the table, reading listlessly, without looking at human eyes, and said in a lazy voice: "Pick what you want to buy!"
It may be that she felt that the person who came in kept looking at her, the widow raised her head impatiently, and the words that wanted to scold did not come out, and her expression changed from listlessness to surprise at an alarming speed, she quickly got up and said with a smile: "Young man, please take a seat." ”
The widow was familiar with making tea, and the corner of her eyes peeked at the sword in the young man's hand from time to time. The teenager on the other side was also looking at her!
"You are very beautiful, and you belong to the beauty of the scourge level. Chen Changan said from the bottom of his heart.
"Your mouth is so sweet, I love to listen to this kind of talk, especially your personable little white face, listening to my heart is numb......" The widow's face flashed with shyness, white and red, like a ripe red apple, people can't help but take a bite.
Chen Changan watched him make tea, listened to her delicate voice, and said calmly: "What mistake did you make to be trapped here?" I want to think about it...... If my guess is correct, it should be the ...... of the color ring."
The sloppy little old man ran up from behind, sat down, and said breathlessly: "I'm tired to death, little brother, are you a dog?" Running so ......fast, he grabbed the tea that the widow made for Chen Chang'an, and drank it all in one gulp.
Chen Chang'an's mouth twitched, this product is really the best, and he said in his heart, aren't you a dog?
The widow was very disgusted by the sloppy little old man, and said in a strange way: "Old thing, you peeked at me taking a bath last night, and you dare to appear in front of me today, looking for a fight, right?"
The sloppy little old man was not happy, and said in a rough voice: "Whoever peeked at you taking a bath, just the little material on your body, I would have been tired of seeing it for a long time." ”
The widow blushed and shouted, "Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you all over the ground now?"
The sloppy little old man was a little afraid of this fierce widow, and his neck shrunk, and he didn't dare to talk back.
The widow adjusted her mentality a little, and said to Chen Changan apologetically: "I'm sorry to make you laugh, the men in this neighborhood are all cheap and virtuous." What did you just tell me? I didn't pay attention to it, but say it again. ”
Who are these people?
The town is full of strange people, and Chen Changan responded: "What mistake did you make?
The widow twisted to make herself more reserved, and her expression was twisted, and she was embarrassed to speak.
The sloppy little old man on the side couldn't stand it, and said: "Se Jiebei, she is a mountain charm, good at seducing men, I don't know how many people have fallen under her pomegranate skirt, how many happy families have been broken up, and other wives have been separated." So she can only be trapped in the game of impermanence, and this woman is still unrepentant, and she dares to seduce men when she comes here, which makes many families quarrel often, and the family is about to break up. If you want me to say, she deserves to be a widow, that is, cheap. ”
The widow became more and more angry when she heard this, and when she got up, she gave the sloppy old man a punch, and shouted, "Who do you say is cheap? Who sneaked up on the old lady's bed in the middle of the night, and said kind words about loving me?"
The sloppy little old man's nose was bleeding from the beating, and he said very unconvinced: "That's what you seduced me too! I'm not the only one who seduced me." ”
The widow was anxious, regardless of the image, and the sloppy little old man scuffled together, and now they have no cultivation on them, they are all ordinary people, where can the little old man beat the widow, and he was pressed to the ground and whipped.
The widow was very relieved, kicked and scolded, and threatened: "Climb into the old lady's bed and dare to say bad things about the old lady, I won't beat you half to death today, the old lady has your surname!"
As a spectator, Chen Changan felt spicy eyes, so he made tea by himself, drinking and watching, anyway, he was not in a hurry.
Let's fight, when you're tired, stop it!
Later, the sloppy little old man wilted his face and bowed his head to the widow to admit his mistake, so he gave up.
The widow tidied up her messy clothes and kicked the sloppy little old man again before saying to Chen Changan: "Let you see the smile, this person is cheap, and he owes a cigarette!"
Chen Changan said: "It's time to smoke." ”
The sloppy little old man did not dare to transform into a human form and manifest the form of a little pug under the widow's obscenity, and was trampled under the widow's feet at this time, and his eyes were half dead.
It's not a family, it's not a family, and both goods are Tai Chi.
"Shaoxia, since you have this sword, I will simply make a long story short, can I borrow the sword?" said the widow.
"What's the use of borrowing?" Chen Chang'an said.
"In this game of impermanence, I am also helpless, when I was trapped here, the jade-faced scholar said, I am too abusive, unless I find true love, I can leave this ghost place. But here are a group of lustful people, I like a jade tree in the wind, graceful god king, he can take me to the end of the world, walk the cape, take me to see the beautiful scenery of the world...... It seems that I can't wait for that person, so I can only borrow the sword......" The widow kept looking at the sword in Chen Changan's hand.
The little pug who was stepped on by her said at this time: "I can also take you to the end of the world and walk the cape......"
"Shut up, I don't want to lead a dog!"
Chen Changan wanted to laugh but couldn't, could these two goods be more funny? So he said, "I wish you to meet that person soon." He got up and wanted to leave.
The widow was anxious, and hurriedly said: "Shaoxia, I finally understand, it turns out that the person I have been waiting for is you, Yushu Linfeng, graceful, and to you is the noble person I am destined to be." ”
"It's useless to talk about it, I won't borrow a sword. ”
Walking out of the small shop, it was getting late, Chen Changan looked up at the sky, and there were several figures flying with the sword, coming down from Zhongnan Mountain.
In the shop, the widow was so annoyed that she kicked the pug again.
The disciple who came down from Zhongnan Mountain stopped not far from Chen Changan and walked towards the widow's shop, this scene made Chen Changan quite curious, so he stopped to take a look.
The disciple of Zhongnanshan led by him was a young man of twenty-five or sixteen years old, with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and his eyebrows were full of arrogance, and several people walked into the widow's shop and sat down politely at all.
The young man with a tiger's back sat close to the widow, put his big hand restlessly on her lap, and said, "Sister An, how have you considered my suggestion?"
The widow pushed away the hand and said bluntly, "I know how many flower intestines you have in your stomach, so you don't need to think about it." Liu Cheng, you advise you to bother me less in the future. ”
Liu Cheng grabbed the widow's hand with his backhand, held it tightly, and said: "Sister An, don't you still understand my intentions? I am sincere, if you follow me, your future life will not be so difficult, I will give you fragrant food and spicy food, and live a life of a superior person." ”
Several other disciples chimed in: "Yes, Sister An, Senior Brother Liu is sincere to you, and Senior Brother Liu's uncle is an elder, as long as you follow Senior Brother Liu, Senior Brother Liu will take you to Zhongnan Mountain through his uncle's relationship, and he can teach you to cultivate, and you will also become a cultivator in the future." ”
As for Anna's true identity, few people in the town know about it.
In the eyes of these Zhongnan Mountain disciples, Anna is a very beautiful woman.
"I'm not rare, and I don't disdain, so please go back. Anna shook off Liu Cheng's big hand and her attitude was very clear.
Liu Cheng was stunned for a moment, then laughed angrily, slapped Anna in the face with his backhand, and sneered: "Stinky woman, don't be ashamed, right, you are a widow, second-hand goods in the eyes of others, I fancy you are your blessing, and you dare to refuse me? ”
A few days ago, Liu Cheng returned from going out, rested in the town, met the widow Anna, was fascinated for a while, and has been thinking about her beauty.
Who knows that this woman is not lax at all, since the soft one is not good, Liu Cheng plans to come to the hard one, after the raw rice is cooked and matured, he is afraid that she will not be obedient?
The pug that was being stepped on barked at Liu Chengyi.
Liu Cheng looked even more angry when he saw it, and kicked the dog out of the door.
The little pug rolled on the ground a few times and stopped at Chen Changan's feet, grinning in pain.
Chen Changan grabbed the little pug's tail and lifted it up, "You don't dare to talk nonsense, can I think that in front of outsiders, you can't reveal your identity casually?"
The little pug nodded pitifully, with some pleading in his eyes.
"I understand, you are in a game of impermanence, you have always been limited by the rules of the game, and I am the master of this sword, and I am no longer within the limit, in this case, I can help you, and you will not be punished. ”
The little pug nodded.
Then Chen Changan walked into the widow's shop with a little pug, and happened to see Liu Cheng riding on the widow, pulling her clothes, revealing a large piece of spring light.
Despite the widow's struggles, nothing helped.
"Zhongnanshan is doing business, outsiders avoid it, and they are not allowed to come in. A disciple stopped Chen Changan and said coldly.
Chen Changan sneered: "In broad daylight, the strong * people's daughters, the strong bully the weak, this is the style of Zhongnanshan?"
The expressions of several disciples changed greatly, and they said angrily: "If you dare to slander me Zhongnanshan, I can break your legs now." If you know each other, get out. ”
Chen Changan smiled, shook the pug in his hand at a few people, and said, "How are you going to break my legs? ”
Then Chen Changan shook the pug in his hand and smashed it on the head of Liu Cheng, who was doing errands. provoked a roar, Liu Cheng roared angrily: "Kill him for me, I will bear something." ”
The little pug landed right at Liu Cheng's feet, which caused Liu Cheng to be even more angry, and with another kick, he pushed the little baja out of the door.
On the other side, several disciples had already made a move, drawing their swords and killing Chen Changan.
"He's also a cultivator, don't keep your hands. Several disciples felt the breath on Chen Chang'an's body, and their faces changed in shock, if they didn't kill him today, in case he went to Zhongnan Mountain to complain, then none of them would be able to eat and walk around.
In this case, they can only do nothing and kill this person to prevent future troubles.
In the face of the powerful swords of several disciples of Zhongnan Mountain, Chen Changan did not move like a mountain, and only made a sword.
The moment the sword was unsheathed, there was a low dragon groan, accompanied by a piercing edge, which was the sword qi displayed by Chen Changan.
"He was able to comprehend the sword qi, who is he?" said a disciple in shock.
The other seven disciples retreated one after another, they couldn't understand what the origin of this person in front of them was, the people who could comprehend the sword qi in Zhongnan Mountain were all famous disciples, and among these people, they basically knew their names, but this young man was not a disciple of Zhongnan Mountain, but he could exert the sword qi of Ling Ren.
How can it not be surprising?
"You don't have a chance. Chen Changan didn't leave any room, the sword qi swept, and the swords in the hands of several disciples fell off one after another, and their internal organs were hit by the boulder, and several people spurted out a mouthful of blood.
Then he looked at Chen Changan in horror, and a disciple pointed to the sword in Chen Changan's hand, and said in a trembling voice: "Xuannu's sword, are you Chen Changan?"
A few days ago, Chen Changan's reputation was in the limelight in Zhongnan Mountain, but it was all bad rumors. Since the people of the latent demon clan attacked, Chen Changan also went down the mountain that night.
Some people suspect that there is an inseparable relationship between Chen Changan and the demon clan, and the people of the demon clan are all rounded up, Chen Changan is afraid of the East Window incident, so he can only escape down the mountain.
Later, when interrogating the female demon Ji Faxue, she personally admitted that Chen Changan was sent by the demon clan to answer her.
Despite the strong defense of Xuannu and Chu Xiaonan, many people still believe that Chen Changan is the internal response of the demon clan.
Several people looked at Chen Chang'an, they had heard that Chen Chang'an's sword was very powerful, and he had defeated Teng Qingyun with a sword, and now, when they felt it personally, they knew that Chen Chang'an's sword was not only powerful, but very terrifying.
Liu Cheng's face was pale, he really wanted to draw his sword and kill this person, but he understood that his swordsmanship was not an opponent at all in front of Chen Changan, so he didn't dare to come out, and today he was not right first.
The widow Anna got up, glanced at Chen Changan gratefully, and looked at a few disciples of Zhongnan Mountain with resentment, originally, she was a god king, and she could kill these people with one look, but she was trapped in the game of impermanence, she was an ordinary person, and she didn't even have the power to resist.
"Chen Changan, what do you want? My uncle is Elder Long Xuanfeng, is it possible that you dare to touch me?" Liu Cheng calmed down and moved out of the backer behind him, trying to make Chen Changan retreat.
"Oh, Elder Long Xuanfeng, it seems to be very powerful. ”
"If you know each other, apologize to me quickly, I am not guilty of the past. Liu Cheng thought that Chen Changan was afraid, so he had to inch in, he had seen a lot of this kind of person, and he began to look like he was not afraid of heaven and earth, and later heard about his uncle's identity, and finally he didn't scold himself. It's a gift and an apology.
Several disciples sneered.
Suddenly, Chen Changan made a sword with lightning speed.
Burst!
Blood splashed, Liu Cheng's right hand was cut off by Chen Changan, the severe pain made Liu Cheng scream endlessly, he held his broken arm, his face was distorted and terrible.
"Cut off your arm as punishment, get out, and if you come again, I will kill you." Chen Changan put away his sword and said lightly.
Then several disciples supported Liu Cheng and fled like a lost dog.
When leaving, the little pug was hit again, and was stepped on by his tail, and he wanted to scold, but he still swallowed his anger.
If you want to blame it, you will blame yourself for your bad luck.