Huang Shiyun on the side sighed and said: "What I said is that this problem is not only in Tang Gongzi's poems, but also in my poems,—— 'Green Yang Yin turns to paint the bridge obliquely', and this painting bridge is also my imagination." But it's not in the spring in front of us, there is nothing wrong with what the second girl said, we are not relevant. Count me in losing. ”

Tang Rongxuan saw Huang Shiyun bowing his head and admitting defeat, and he had nothing to say.

"Hee-hee!" Seeing the two of them like this, Du Erniu knew that she was right, she was very happy, picked up the boss's wine bottle, poured it full, and handed it to Tang Rongxuan: "Oh, you are the last one, you drink first." ”

Tang Rongxuan sneered: "Why am I the last one? ”

Du Erniu glared and said: "You said that Miss Huang is the first talented woman in Yizhou, do you still want your sister to be at the bottom?" ”

Tang Rongxuan smiled awkwardly and said, "Okay, I'm at the bottom." "Picked up the wine bottle and drank it all in one gulp. There were so many bottles in this one, almost three bowls. Tang Rongxuan drank it in one go, and suddenly he was dizzy, and his stomach was turning over like a river and a sea of rivers and seas.

He blushed, forcibly held back, and was about to take a breath, but Du Erniu had already arrived at a full bottle of wine and handed it over, saying, "You are the last, you will be fined two bottles!" Drink it! ”

Tang Rongxuan smiled bitterly: "Can you ...... slowly?" ”

"No way!" Du Erniu finally had such a good opportunity to take revenge, how could she let it go, "I was punished for drinking before, but I haven't heard you say let me slow down, you are still a big man!" Drink it! ”

Tang Rongxuan had no choice but to take it, and drank it again.

At this moment, he was soon dizzy, unsteady on his feet, and retching vigorously, Mrs. Ji frowned and said, "Don't vomit, if you want to vomit, we will be disappointed!" ”

His scholar hurriedly came over to help him beat his back and stroke his chest, and it took a long time to barely hold back his vomiting.

Huang Shiyun didn't let Du Erniu urge, she took a new wine bottle and filled it to the brim, and drank it slowly. When I went down this sea, I couldn't help but have a pretty face crimson, like a burning cloud, and I looked even more charming and cute.

Tang Rongxuan was drunk and said with a big tongue: "No, I ......, I don't accept ......, come again!" Let's still ...... With the theme of spring! This time there is no limit to the prospect of the future, Erniu, do you dare to ...... Another one? ”

Du Erniu had Xiao Jiading behind her, of course she was not afraid, her round chest was straight, and she said, "I'm afraid of you?" Come on! ”

Mrs. Ji nodded and said, "What do you think?" ”

Huang Shiyun is full of cheeks, and her stomach is also very uncomfortable, she was elected as the new Yizhou No. 1 talented woman through the annual Yizhou Poetry Association, which is the real material, although she is modest and dare not be, but she is proud in her heart, she didn't expect to lose to someone who is a fool in her eyes this time, and she was ten thousand unconvinced. But if someone else's poem is really better than their own, this cannot but be admitted. However, let's do it again, we must win this fat girl, and the so-called where you fall will get up. The moment also agreed. Naturally, no one else disagreed.

Mrs. Ji said: "That's good! Light incense! With spring as the theme, there is no limit to the scenery in front of you, as long as it is related to spring. The old rules, the last two who lose are two seas and one sea......"

"No!" Du Erniu crossed her waist and said, looking like a confident gambler, "Double!" The last one, the four seas! The penultimate one, Mikai! Can't write it, Wuhai! ”

Mrs. Ji frowned and said, "That's too much......"

"That's all! Willing to lose! Du Erniu looked at Tang Rongxuan and said provocatively, "How is it?" Do you dare to take it? If you don't dare, drink a sea of water and admit defeat! ”

In fact, Du Erniu is very weak-hearted, this is what Xiao Jiading said when he pointed out to her just now, she said it, but she was speculating in her heart, and she didn't know if Xiao Jiading could write such a good poem this time, and she didn't even know if he was waiting by the river to help him. But the words have already been spoken, and I can only bite the bullet.

Tang Rongxuan looked at Du Erniu with drunken eyes, and did not speak for a while.

Du Erniu was even more weak-hearted, but she still stubbornly turned her head to look at the others according to what Xiao Jiading said in advance: "Who dares to take the offer?" If you don't dare to drink yourself, you will admit defeat. ”

Jiang Chengqian, the son of the prison on the side, glanced at the others, and said: "This ......, the gamble is too big, I ......, I don't dare to come, I'll admit defeat first!" Drink a sea of water! With that, he poured a sea of water and drank it.

If you drink this sea, although you will have to smoke it, you will not get drunk, it is better than falling behind and drinking the four seas, then you really have to carry it back. The other three thought the same thing in their hearts, so they all admitted defeat and drank a sea each.

Now, there are only three left: Tang Rongxuan, Huang Shiyun and Du Erniu.

Du Erniu forced back several other people according to Xiao Jiading's instructions, and the goal was achieved, but her heart was hanging, and she drank these seas, but she was afraid that she would get drunk and become a dead dog on the spot.

Huang Shiyun saw Du Erniu's steady victory, and unconsciously attracted the pride, so she didn't believe in the limericks of the past, and they were passed down through the ages today? said lightly at the moment: "Then let's talk to Erniu for another game." However, there are only three of us, and the last two are the same? ”

Tang Rongxuan has been looking at Du Erniu with drunken eyes, and found that her eyes flickered, as if she was lacking confidence, she should be advancing and retreating, secretly thinking that she lost to this fat girl today, and her face was gone, if she didn't get it back, how would she see people? He is already drunk at the moment, and the previous pity has already been left behind, and he just wants to get Du Erniu drunk and take revenge, of course he won't give her any chance, even if it's the second, so he can't take care of Huang Shiyun, and then he laughed and said: "Of course, only the first one doesn't drink, and the second and third have to drink!" ”

Huang Shiyun chuckled, but couldn't help but burp, a little shy, and hid her face and said, "Erniu, let's start then!" ”

When Du Erniu heard the two of them agree, she was even more scared, and said, "This ......"

Tang Rongxuan even felt that Du Erniu was strong on the outside, and pointed at her and said, "If you don't come at this time, you must drink two seas!" No, Mitsumi! ”

"You're ......!" Tang Rongxuan's words teased Du Erniu's stubbornness, she was originally a master who was not afraid of heaven and earth, and patted her chest at the moment: "Isn't it just drunk?" I bet! Big deal when my dead dog carries it back! I don't believe it yet! ”

"It's a deal! Light incense! Tang Rongxuan shouted hysterically.

Mrs. Ji's maid hurriedly took a pillar of incense and lit it, and Huang Shiyun and Tang Rongxuan walked away separately, thinking about it.

Du Erniu picked up a roast chicken, took a pot of wine, and said, "I'll go to the riverside, and I'll think while eating, no one is allowed to disturb me!" Whoever is going to come and disturb me, he will drink for me the lost wine! ”

Everyone hurriedly agreed not to disturb her, and let her think quietly alone.

Taking advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention, Du Erniu took the money with her hand, and came to the riverside, and sure enough, she saw Xiao Jiading lying in the low-lying place by the river, and couldn't help but be overjoyed, and she didn't look back, so she sat on the ground, tore off a leg of the roast chicken and stuffed it into her mouth, gave the rest to Xiao Jiading, and then gave him the pot of wine. He gave him the money and said in a low voice: "Oh, you wrote this poem for me, and the bounty belongs to you!" ”

Xiao Jiading was also honest and polite, he took the consistent money, it was heavy, and it was not good to put it in his arms, so he could only wrap it around his waist.

Unexpectedly, when he arrived in the Tang Dynasty, the first pot of gold he earned was the Tang poems that he memorized under the coercion of his parents' big stick policy when he was a child. Mom and Dad, son Xie Lu, thank you! Sticks make good people!

Du Erniu said: "This time it's still based on the theme of spring......"

"Needless to say, I've heard you." Xiao Jiading said, tore open the roast chicken and began to eat it.

Du Erniu said in a low voice: "Have you come up with it?" ”

"What's the hurry, a pillar of incense! I didn't have enough to eat, but I didn't have the heart to write poetry. Xiao Jiading muttered as he chewed.

Du Erniu thought to herself, so she had to wait patiently.

When Xiao Jiading ate most of the roast chicken, and drank all the pot of wine, looking back, the incense had already burned half, fortunately, this time the bet was too big, Huang Shiyun and Tang Rongxuan were very cautious, unwilling to put pen to paper first, because they had to take the first place to not drink, so they had as much time as possible to ponder and scrutinize. must be able to overshadow the other two, so they all meditate under the peach tree. Seeing this, Du Erniu was a little relieved.

Xiao Jiading finished eating, glanced at Du Erniu, and said, "Otherwise, you might as well admit defeat!" ”

Du Erniu was shocked and said, "What are you doing?" You ate my roast chicken and drank my wine, but you told me you couldn't write? You......! ”

"Don't worry!" Xiao Jiading waved his hand and said, "It's not that I can't write." Looking at the two of them, even if you win them today, what will happen to the poetry club in the future? They still won't let you go, I wasn't by your side at that time, and they stepped up again, what do you do? It's not that it's worse to suffer losses, it's better to admit defeat now. ”

Du Erniu scratched and said, "That's what you said, if only you could always be by my side." Why don't you come to my house as a servant? Wouldn't that be able to stay by my side and help me all the time? Don't worry, I won't let you suffer! ”

Xiao Jiading sneered, pointed at himself, and said with a big grin: "What do you say?" Do you see me like a slave? ”

Du Erniu looked at his dirty appearance, and thought to herself, you are really like you. But he said, "Of course not, hehe, you don't want to be a servant in my house, so do you have any ideas?" ”

Xiao Jiading had already thought of his rhetoric, pretended to ponder, and said after a while: "Isn't your grandfather the old scribe of the Yamen torture room, is there a way for his old man to let me enter the Yamen and become a scribe, so that I can help you when I am in the Yamen." - Don't worry, I will pay for the money I get into the yamen. ”

"It's not a matter of money, the clerks of the yamen are all county magistrates. My grandfather was just a little scribe and couldn't speak. ”

"I know this," Xiao Jiading waved his hand, "Didn't I let him have the final say, didn't he mix in the county government for decades and only retired last year?" The rules and relationships of the yamen, the unspoken rules or something, he must be very clear......"

"What are the unspoken rules?"