Chapter 282: An Instant Hit

It's not human to be bad. ,!

This sentence is so familiar, when Qin Kan failed countless women in his previous life, he would always hear this curse-like sentence, but when this sentence came out of the mouth of the dignified Empress Dowager Zhang, Qin Kan was shocked into a cold sweat.

"Why did the Queen Mother say this?" Qin Kan was confused.

Empress Dowager Zhang behind the bead curtain snorted coldly and said, "The emperor is ridiculous, as a close minister of the Son of Heaven, are you also ridiculous with him?" ”

Qin Kan sighed: "Can the Queen Mother say it more clearly, the minister is stupid, and he really doesn't understand what the Queen Mother means." ”

Empress Dowager Zhang said angrily: "The emperor and the daughter of Xia Confucianism have not yet married, but they secretly went to Xia's house to peep at the future Empress of Daming, do you dare to say that you did not accompany the emperor?" ”

"The minister is guilty, this ...... Indeed there is. ”

"This matter is absurd, it goes against the system of the heavenly family, why don't you advise the emperor? The emperor is young and ignorant, aren't you sensible either? ”

"The minister is guilty." Qin Kan had to kneel down and plead guilty.

There is nowhere to reason for this, he and Zhu Houzhao's values are quite similar, Zhu Houzhao acts only according to his likes and dislikes, there are no taboos in what he likes and dislikes, he has never looked at these things in his eyes, Qin Kan is actually similar, he lived a very romantic life in his previous life, the relationship between men and women is very chaotic, and he is very casual when he goes to bed, so he naturally feels that it is natural to look at his fiancΓ©e, there is nothing wrong with it, teach him how to advise?

When you buy a Chinese cabbage, you have to see if it's new or not, why can't you inspect the goods before marrying a wife? Isn't that reasonable......

Today, the two queen mothers summoned Qin Kan into the palace to discuss that they would hold a criticism meeting for him, and the matter is not over yet.

The Empress Dowager Wang sat behind the bead curtain and kept silent, and it was the Empress Dowager Zhang who spoke.

"Qin Kan, your sin is not only this, after the emperor looked at the Xia family that day, what slander did you give him, the emperor actually had the intention of repenting of his marriage, it can be described as the biggest ugly thing in the Zhengde New Dynasty, the matter has been known to the world, Xia Confucian's daughter is ashamed and angry, crying at home to find a short view, Qin Kan, what did you say to the emperor?" Empress Dowager Zhang's voice was faintly angry.

Qin Kan's face turned pale, and he hurriedly said: "The queen mother Mingjian, the minister will not dare to slander if he dies, the emperor looked quite unhappy after seeing the Xia family that day, although the minister is accompanying the side, but the emperor's marriage is related to the society, how dare the minister make a one-word comment?" Whether to regret or not to marry is the emperor's own idea, and the minister really didn't say a word. ”

Empress Dowager Zhang said coldly: "Look, why does the emperor dislike the Xia family?" ”

Qin Kan hesitated for a moment, and said stubbornly: "The minister doesn't know. ”

Empress Dowager Zhang sighed: "In the end, it is the emperor's courtier, and it is very loyal to the emperor, and he does not miss a word, Qin Kan ......"

"The minister is here."

"The queen's choice is none other than the Xia family, the cabinet has sent a court discussion, and now it is less than a month away from His Majesty's wedding, and the Ministry of Rites has begun to perform ceremonial operations, at this time, the emperor can no longer be capricious, whether he likes the Xia family or not, the Xia family must be the queen, this matter cannot be changed, Qin Kan, you go back and persuade the emperor, it doesn't matter how he messes around and mourns the family at other times, but the big wedding must not cause any turmoil, the heavenly family affairs are the affairs of the world, it is a matter of royal decency, the emperor does not understand, don't you understand?"

"The minister understands, I don't know what the queen mother means......"

Empress Dowager Zhang said in a cold voice: "Before the emperor's wedding, you pay close attention to the mourning family, don't let him make another mistake, let alone mention the regret of the marriage or something......

Qin Kan said with a bitter face: "The Queen Mother ......"

"This matter will be handed over to you, but if the emperor does anything out of the ordinary when he gets married, the mourning family is the only one who asks, the mourning family can't cure the emperor, can't it cure you?"

"Cave House ......"

"The cave house is none of your business! Stand down! ”

"Yes, the minister retired."

Qin Kan, who walked out of Cining Palace, suddenly had the urge to pee on the pillars of the cloister of the palace.

If you can't control your own child, you want him, an outsider, to take care of it, and if the outsider doesn't manage it well, he will be punished.

Are the women of the Ming Dynasty so unreasonable?

Walking from Cining Palace to Qianqing Palace, Qin Kan was angry, and he didn't like anything.

Zhu Houzhao gathered Gu Dayong and Zhang Yongzai to fight the landlord, because of Qin Kan's prestige, now Zhu Houzhao is not interested in cockfighting, in addition to teasing a few tigers and black bears offered by Liu Jin every day, his favorite entertainment is to play cards.

Leaf cards, water and land chess, fighting landlords, etc., Go is occasionally played, but Zhu Houzhao thinks that Go is too dull and plays very little.

The entertainment life of a generation of emperors is so monotonous and boring that I really don't understand what is so fun about him playing this and that every day.

Seeing Qin Kan walk into the hall, Zhu Houzhao raised his eyes and glanced at him, then quickly returned to the cards in his hand, and greeted absentmindedly: "Qin Kan, come and play a few handfuls, today I have a good hand, Gu Dayong lost to me twenty taels of silver......"

Qin Kan walked in front of Zhu Houzhao and remembered what Empress Dowager Zhang had said just now, so he sighed: "Your Majesty, the minister wants to talk to you." ”

Zhu Houzhao stared at the cards with straight eyes, threw out a pair of tens, and said, "It's good to talk, you can talk." ”

- If this guy wasn't the emperor, Qin Kan would have kicked it over, look at this bastard's attitude.

"Your Majesty, your heart ...... That's not how it goes. Qin Kan sighed deeply.

Zhu Houzhao closed the cards in the palm of his hand and turned his head to look at him: "Okay, let's talk about our hearts." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Qin Kanxi said.

"How is your heart doing?"

Qin Kan said: "It's ...... All right. ”

Zhu Houzhao nodded: "My heart has been good recently, okay, the heart is over, Gu Da used you, an old slave, to get away, and he was bored to play cards, so that Qin Kan could be on top." ”

Qin Kan: "............"

Now it's the second time I've felt the urge to kick him, and the first time is before we talk.

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It was an extremely unwise decision to play with the landlord inventor, and Zhu Houzhao quickly understood this truth.

Looking at Zhu Houzhao's depressed expression, Qin Kan looked at him calmly: "Your Majesty, do you have time to talk now?" ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Yes. ”

Zhu Houzhao waved away Gu Dayong, Zhang Yong and others, and the eunuchs in the palace also retreated with interest.

"What the hell are you trying to tell me?"

Qin Kan said: "Your Majesty is going to get married." ”

Zhu Houzhao raised his eyebrows indifferently: "What about the big wedding?" For this big wedding, the cabinet and the six ministries have been discussing for half a year, the household department allocated three million taels of silver, and the Ministry of Rites invited the envoys of all countries in Fanbang, Ma Yongcheng told me that the red silk in the south of the Yangtze River in the palace alone has spent more than 40,000 horses, and all this is done to bring a strange woman into the palace, and then live with her every day, and my life in the future is not sure how dark it will be, what kind of big wedding are you talking to me now, why do I think you are reminding me that my death is coming? ”

"The minister has no such intention, but he has a question to ask His Majesty ......."

"What's the problem?"

Qin Kan glanced at Zhu Houzhao and said cautiously: "Your Majesty should be ...... now You're not planning to get out of the marriage, are you? ”

Zhu Houzhao touched his smooth chin and groaned: "You say that,...... It's a reminder of me. ”

Qin Kan's eyes widened, cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and a strong urge to slap himself arose in his heart.

Mouth...... Why are you so cheap!

Seeing Qin Kan's sweaty appearance, Zhu Houzhao suddenly smiled: "Scared you, after we went to see the daughter of the Xia family that day, I did have the idea of regretting marriage, and I also told several university scholars, I thought about it these days, and decided not to regret marriage, now the ministers in the court are quite dissatisfied with me, if I regret marriage, I will definitely make a big noise, I am sixteen years old, and there is no woman I like, even so, who is not to marry?" ”

Qin Kan smiled with relief.

Zhu Houzhao has grown up, he has at least vaguely understood what a man's responsibility is, and has learned to restrain his willfulness, the ministers in the court always ask him to be extremely steady and steadfast, everyone seems to have forgotten that Zhu Houzhao is only sixteen years old, he is still a child, and it is not easy to understand these vaguely.

can say these words, Empress Dowager Zhang's advice to Qin Kan is no longer necessary.

"The minister is the Daming Society." Qin Kan bowed and bowed.

Zhu Houzhao sneered and said happily: "Congratulations on what? Congratulations to me for finally stopping messing around this time? So that the ministers are relieved? ”

Qin Kan said with a smile: "Although it is suspected of offending the king to say this, the minister still has to say that this is what the minister congratulates." ”

Zhu Houzhao let out a long sigh and said, "I, I can't mess around anymore......"

"Your Majesty, there is more than one woman in the backyard of the rich and wealthy civil officials, if Your Majesty has a favorite woman in the future, she will be included in the palace, and the queen's false title will be given to the daughter of the Xia family, Your Majesty does not have to mind."

Zhu Houzhao nodded, and his expression suddenly became excited: "My big wedding can't be too dull, it's only once in a lifetime, I have to get some tricks, Qin Kan, you can help me do this well." ”

"What tricks are you going to come up with?"

Zhu Houzhao's eyes began to flash with a familiar mischievous light again: "You mobilize ten artillery pieces from the Shenji Battalion and aim them at the door of Xia Confucianism......"

Qin Kan: "............"

Today's sweat glands seem to be well developed......

Seeing Qin Kan's stunned appearance, Zhu Houzhao smiled and said: "If you don't put a solid bullet and make a sound, think about it, the officials of the Ministry of Rites welcome the queen into the palace to pay tribute to the Taimiao, if the queen goes out and fires ten thousand cannons, how majestic it is......"

"Your Majesty, you just said that you won't mess around anymore." Qin Kan was so helpless that he wanted to strangle him.

"Can you call nonsense with a few empty cannons?" Zhu Houzhao said dissatisfied.

"Can't you wait for the night if your majesty wants to fire a cannon? At night, the candles in the cave room were an instant hit, which was both majestic and auspicious......"

Zhu Houzhao was stunned and said: "What does it mean to be an instant hit? ”

Qin Kan patiently explained: "Your Majesty will let go of a cannon, the queen ...... It was red, referred to as an instant hit. (To be continued)

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