Chapter 271: Spring Festival Couplets
Seeing Lao Li Gang leave in such a hurry, Yang Heng was really a little crying and laughing, are you so anxious, but Yang Heng appreciates Lao Li Gang's attitude, he is teaching students seriously, so he is in a hurry to go to the academy and give rewards to students.
"Boy, let Lao Tzu come next, what do you want to write, if you get right, write punching Nanshan Tigers, kicking and kicking, forehead." Daddy suddenly got stuck, Yang Heng knew why Dad was stuck, because he was kicking the North Sea Evil Dragon, but this has a dragon word to be taboo, why, you compare me to an evil dragon, and you have to kick it, I am so easy to bully, so, Dad is stuck, but how does Yang Heng know this sentence, because this sentence is what he often says, if there are no outsiders, it doesn't matter, his family will not go to Li Er to report, if this is written on the Spring Festival couplets, it is a taboo.
"Kick the North Sea Devil, how about that." Yang Heng knew that his father wrote this because he was a military general, and it was just a bit domineering to write it, so it was okay to change the evil dragon to a demon.
A pair of Spring Festival couplets with teeth and claws were written out under Dad's hands, fortunately, Yang Heng had already folded the grid on the paper, and Dad didn't write the words outside the grid, in fact, you don't need to look at the content, just looking at the words know that this is a general's home.
"Well, good, good, domineering, how about it, boy, learn some, you must know that Lao Tzu is Lao Tzu after all." Compared with the block letters written by Li Gang, Dad's handwriting with teeth and claws can indeed be called Lao Tzu, not that the writing is good, but that his writing is too primitive. If you don't look closely. It's hard to recognize who wrote it. In this case, Yang Heng is not easy to make a fool of, if it is said that in one day, the words of the father and son with teeth and claws come out in Chang'an City, it is a joke.
"Next, little lady, you come, this is your stage." Since a Mulan, there is suddenly one more thing in the noble family in Chang'an City, there is also a team, that is, the stage, and the troupe, and only Yang Heng's family has not added a team, and they will only do a report performance once a year during the Spring Festival, but the stage is well built, it is made of good wood, and it can be moved. It can be disassembled, and now the stage has long been assembled. Just for the Chinese New Year, when building the stage, Yang Heng reserved a place to paste couplets, but it has not been posted, this time it can be posted, and if it is suitable, it can even be carved directly on the wooden pillar next year.
"Brother Heng, what to write?" Xiao Niang was also very excited, she turned out to be the third person to write couplets, which was really worth exciting.
"Uplink, joys and sorrows are in the world, and downlink, joys, sorrows, and sorrows in the world." "Okay." The little lady shouted, and the pen was also waved, so that people could know at a glance that this was a little lady who wrote words, very delicate, which was just right to paste on the stage, but this couplet is really not suitable for Yang Heng's stage, but there is no way, Yang Heng will remember this, if he doesn't plagiarize, he can't write it.
"Brother-in-law, me, I still have me." It seems that now that Yu Zhang has slowly replaced Xiao Niang's previous position, why, Yang Heng didn't feel any discomfort?
"You, if you write it, you will stick it on the door where you live, just this piece of paper, listen, uplink, the sound of firecrackers to say goodbye to the old year, downlink, plum blossoms to celebrate the New Year, how about it, you are a little lady, it's not bad to write some sentences with flowers."
Sure enough, Yu Zhang's writing is the same as Xiao Niang's, and it is also a delicate font, which is very suitable for hanging on her door.
"Come, lady, put a pair on your door," "And me?" Changle was a little surprised, because Yang Heng hadn't written it yet, and this husband hadn't written it, so how could he write it first.
"Yes, but it's not about writing the Spring Festival couplets of your princess's mansion, but about the Spring Festival couplets in our house, the upper couplets are, the red plums are a little bit beautiful, and the lower couplets are the spring and the people are Jieling." "Alright, here you go." "Don't worry, don't worry, write a pair on my door, the upper link is two years old overnight, and the lower link is five more and two years." If you run out of words, just take out this classic couplet.
"Also, also, don't worry," there is no Spring Festival couplet on the door of this hall, Yang Heng is a little guilty of plagiarizing the idea of the couplet, so he has to make up for it, and he also copied the first couplet in history, "Shanglian, New Year's Day, Xialian, Festival No. Changchun." Okay, you little ones, each take the red paper you need and write it yourself, but be sure to write neatly. Yang Heng didn't have the brainpower to recall those Spring Festival couplets, so it was better to let the younger brothers and sisters each take a piece of paper and write it on their respective doors.
Originally, these children were waiting with their eyes open, but when Yang Heng said that they should write it by themselves, they all took their own papers and scattered, this is a new thing, so naturally they have to think about a good Spring Festival couplet.
"Brother-in-law, are you alright, what are these little pieces of paper for?" "I know that you still want to write, look, these small ones are written with abundant characters, don't write them positively, write them diagonally, these rich characters are to be pasted on some granaries and other food containers, and also, don't write all of them, but also write them. This big one is not written abundantly, but to write the word Fu, by the way, write a lot of Fu words, and also send some Fu words to your father and queen mother. ”
"What is this little strip written on?" Yang Heng is very well prepared, this is actually an old habit for many years, but it is an old habit in his previous life, whenever before the Spring Festival, he always counts the door at home with his father, and even the size of the door, and then it is to cut paper, and then find someone who writes well in the village to write Spring Festival couplets, and now it is naturally familiar with the road, first count the door in his heart, then cut paper, and then the word Fu, the word Feng, and some other long strips.
"This is the king of the stove, so he writes about good things in heaven and keeps him safe in the earth, this is for livestock, he writes about the prosperity of the six animals, this is for the health of the six animals, this is written about good health, and it is pasted on the head of the bed, and this is written about the joy of seeing the door, and it is posted in the place where you can see it at a glance after you open the door. Well, do the math yourself, write as many places as you need. ”
At this time, only Yang Heng Changle and Yuzhang are left, and Xiao Niang has long been pulled away by her brothers and sisters to refer to how to write Spring Festival couplets.
"Xuewen nephew, Xuewen nephew, I heard that you are writing Spring Festival couplets here, how about writing a pair for us too?" The aunts came together, and they also heard something new, so they came together, "Write Spring Festival couplets, find your son, they will also write." Yang Heng didn't want to that idle anymore, and directly pushed it to their respective sons.
But when Yang Heng saw their couplet, he couldn't cry or laugh, isn't this the few pictures he said before, what is even two years old overnight, five watches are divided into two years, the New Year is Yuqing, the festival number is Changchun, and the loyal heirloom has been passed down for a long time, and the poems and books have been passed down for a long time, and the aunts are all vibrant, since your family writes like this, why don't you let our family write like this.
Okay, okay, you won, but you still saved him some face, at least he didn't copy the Spring Festival couplets of the two princesses, it's not that they don't want to plagiarize, they are just afraid of committing some crime of bullying the king, and I don't know where I heard it, but in the end, it was the little lady who told the inside story, what they wanted to copy, it was the little lady who scared them, this is to give the two princesses a face, isn't it.
"Second sister-in-law, do you think we should go back and paste it now?" "Paste it, why not, it's all written, but we can't paste it until the ink is dry, otherwise how can we bring it back, it will be blurry when we bring it back." Forget it, I won't explain it to you, if you want to post it, it's better for me to post it first, in fact, Yang Heng doesn't know. At this time, Daddy had already posted his Spring Festival couplets with teeth and claws. And standing outside the door to admire, he forgot that he still needed to write Spring Festival couplets in the courtyard.
This time, it's terrible, this Spring Festival couplet will let Chang'an City learn at once, red paper and black letters, the words are also auspicious, but there is really no new idea, most people are writing what loyal heirlooms, and a small number of generals are also learning from Dad, what is written to beat Nanshan Tiger, that is, if the generals who write well are not embarrassed to post it, Dad turned out to be beautiful, so that some generals followed the wind, but they didn't know that Dad's words were not good, it was like this, They even went to Daddy's door to take a look at it in person before they went back to write. (To be continued......)