But let's say that this Dasuge has a fight with the funny clown, it is better to say that this old guy is the Huabiao Award actor.

This guy not only describes Tubo as a barren wilderness where the car only has a piece of tiles and grass leaves to cover the clothes, but also describes those cows, horses and sheep as being like little thin chickens, thin and not pulling machines......

In a nutshell, Tubo is the last primitive tribe in the world, a few corners; The Tibetan people always live between life and death, the kind that will be taken away by wild wolves at any time.

If Niu Jinda was here, I'm afraid that a big-eared melon seed would have been called up, and I am afraid that he would still be saying while slapping his mouth: Call you a special mother to cheat your father, and let you be a special mother to deceive Lao Tzu's tears......

Li Yuanba thought like this, and a smile couldn't help but appear on the corner of his mouth, feeling that this old guy has a talent for acting, which is far more interesting than having a meeting.

……

"Lord ......"

"Four Emperor Uncles......"

I don't know how long it took, when he heard someone whispering to him, Li Yuanba finally came to his senses.

It's really strange that I fell asleep watching the performance!

Shaking his head, Li Yuanba opened his hazy eyes, looked at Li Chengqian who was sitting beside him, and said sincerely: "Hmm...... Well, that's a good point! ”

Li Chengqian and the others' faces became extremely red as soon as they brushed them, and the unlucky child Li Su was even more uncomfortable, his mouth seemed to be leaking, and he ran out with a "poof".

"Lord, are you asleep......

Fang Xuanling looked at Li Yuanba with a crying and smiling face, his voice was very low, but in order to achieve the excellent effect of office and meeting, the amplification function of this hall was amazing, and this low voice naturally spread throughout the hall.

All of a sudden, everyone was stunned and looked at Li Yuanba stupidly.

Especially Dasug, who didn't come to Hecai for a long time, had a very strange expression on his face. It looked like he was going to cry, but at the same time he looked quite sad and angry, and it could be seen that this guy also understood that he had just done useless work.

"Who, who's asleep!" Li Yuanba put on a righteous and awe-inspiring appearance, his sword eyebrows leaned towards the sky and raised slightly, and said: "This king is just thinking, just thinking about some things!" However, what Prime Minister Dasug just said was very good! ”

"Poof...... Hahaha, no. I can't take it anymore! ”

As soon as Li Yuanba's words fell, Li Yu laughed wildly, and the way he danced was almost better than slapping the table.

"Smack!"

Li Yuanba was angry in his heart when he heard this, and the black line on his head was together, and in front of everyone on the ground, he ruthlessly and unceremoniously shook Li Yu's big-eared melon seeds.

Well, the ears are loud!

Burst!

Li Su's head slapped directly on the table in a hurry. There was a loud bang.

But fortunately, this bear child is born with a much stronger system than the other brothers, but his brain is a little red, and there is nothing else wrong with it.

"Hiss......"

Li Chengqian and the others only felt a daze on their foreheads, as if they had been hit hard just now. couldn't help but feel cold, and the eyes that looked at Li Su were full of sympathy.

"It hurts me...... Fourth Emperor Uncle, you are a little ruthless, right? ”

Li Su touched the red dot on his forehead and muttered a little complainingly. I also know that I have just gone too far.

"Hmph, jade can't be cut, you stinky boy. You just have to think about it! Li Yuanba looked at Li Su coldly, and suddenly grinned: "What, do you have an opinion?" ”

Looking at Li Yuanba's white teeth, Li Su shivered and shook his head wildly.

"Okay, where did the Prime Minister go?" taught Li Su a lesson, and Li Yuanba instantly felt comfortable.

"Uncle Four Emperors, just now Da Suge looked at your head little by little, and asked if you were not feeling well, he had the medicine he asked for from the 'Buzang Temple', and asked if you wanted it!"

Li Chengqian learned to be obedient this time, and spoke directly in Li Yuanba's ear.

Now Li Yuanba finally understands that these goods are smiling so happily for Mao, and their feelings are because of this!

Even if it was Li Yuanba's thick skin, he would inevitably blush a little, and he said, "That...... Thank you very much, this king...... Ben Wang is just a little sleep deprived! By the way, this king was really thinking about it just now, thinking about a big thing. ”

Your sister, I didn't expect to fall asleep with this, what a failure!

After thinking about it, he seemed to feel that this was too powerless, so he pretended to be compassionate and sighed:

"The words of the great minister of Fang Cai Da Suge are really from the bottom of his heart, so that this king can empathize! I think back then, when I fought the world in the Tang Dynasty, almost all the soldiers and people were poorly clothed, hungry, hungry and cold, and miserable! That kind of life is so miserable, it's really difficult to eat the last meal without the next meal! Think back then, and then look at the present, Dasuge is a great minister, how similar the Tang Dynasty was to the current Tubo! As soon as I think of this, this king has a taste in his heart! ”

Li Yuanba's improvised words and phrases don't know if they work, anyway, whether others believe it or not, he himself believes it!

I don't know if it's pretending or what, this Dasuge and the few Tibetan envoys who traveled with him actually believed it, and they actually believed it!

Seeing that they were stunned by Li Yuanba's words, all the Tubo people, including Dasug, stood up, showed a rather moved expression, and said to Li Yuanba:

"The prince is really a benevolent and virtuous person, I Dasuge can meet the prince in this life, and there should be no regrets! Since the prince can understand the difficulties of the ministers, then five times the wealth on these tribute lists is too much, can it not be increased again......"

"Prime Minister Dasug, why don't you understand? The five-fold tribute I just mentioned is not that you really need to hand over so many things, but that you need to show the least sincerity, do you understand the sincerity? ”

Li Yuanba is like a color who can't move when he sees a peerless beauty. Like a wolf, he regained his nature, sat firmly on the Diaoyutai and fished the cold river and snow alone:

"I'll tell you directly, according to the meaning of our Tang Emperor, what is on your tribute list, our Tang Emperor can't look down on it at all! Now, I will read to you the letter that our emperor gave you to Tibet! ”

Clearing his throat in a similar way, Li Yuanba pulled out a small bright yellow notebook, the small notebook looked thin, but the content in it was almost scared half to death:

"The book is written in Songtsen Gampo, the lord of the Tibetan state: My heavenly kingdom has always been famous for its benevolence and courtesy, and it is even more courteous to the subjects of the Fanbang, and when there is trouble, the whole country will help with the power of the country. However, there was a country of Tubo that used swords and soldiers against my Tang Dynasty, causing more than 50,000 people to be injured by my Tang soldiers! ”

"Now, I and you Tubo issued this national letter, your Tubo country needs to apologize to my Datang, in order to show sincerity, deal with my Datang gold 1 million taels, silver 5 million taels, cattle, sheep and horses 5,000 heads, cloth and silk...... If you can't get these things together and send them to my Datang, and accept my Datang's separation, my Datang will devote the strength of the whole country to the country of Tubo, and when the time comes, your whole clan will be destroyed! ”

Hiss, ruthless, ruthless!

Not to mention that these gold, silver, and treasures are enough to empty the treasury of Tubo, just the acceptance of the Tang Dynasty in the back made all the envoys of Tubo feel chills for a while.

Packet? Who knows into which corners they are going to be sealed?

Even if they agreed to these conditions, I am afraid that after they go back, they will not need to commit suicide, and Songtsen Gampo will wipe their necks.

So, these guys, one by one, all turned pale, and their bodies trembled like chaff!

Li Yuanba didn't seem to see their appearance, showed a helpless smile, and said:

"Ladies and gentlemen...... Did you hear that? It's not that this king is unwilling to reduce his share slightly, but that the national letter of my Tang Emperor is here. Also, our Datang also has the difficulties of our Datang, don't look at the current Chang'an City, the singing and dancing are leveling, the people are quite rich, but this is all appearance, my Datang's Changbai land, where it is extremely desolate......"

Dasuge has the heart to kill Li Yuanba, how can he open his eyes and talk nonsense so shamelessly?

Wasn't the land of Changbai given to Xue Yantuo? Xue Yantuo's gang is bitter. Forced, living in the bitter cold land of Changbai Mountain, and now still fighting hard with snow-capped mountains and ice passes, are we really three-year-old hairy children who don't know anything?

Without paying attention to the change in the facial expressions of Da Suge and the others, Li Yuanba picked up a cup of strong tea and poured it into his mouth, and continued:

"And that Jiannan Dao, the people are even more bitter! Almost every day, they eat tree bark and grass roots, and some people can't even afford to raise their children, not only have no place to live, but also starve for a full meal......"

A long historical documentary that tells the tragic life of the people of the Tang Dynasty gushed out of Li Yuanba's mouth, like the surging water of the Yellow River, endlessly.

Hey, I can't stop talking about it, for a full hour, the fast talk, Dasuge wanted to interject several times, but he couldn't find a chance at all.

Looking at the eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, Li Chengqian and other Tang Dynasty, they stood in place one by one like tumblers, staggering from side to side......

The situation that appeared on Li Yuanba's body just now was finally transferred to the princes and ministers, and their heads were like kowtow insects little by little.

As for the Tibetan envoys, including Dasug, their eyes were straight and their expressions were stunned, which was even more ugly than their dead father.

"So, these things are not what we Datang want, but what the people of Datang want! We, those in power, can't abandon the people of the Tang Dynasty just because we take care of your people in Tibet, right? ”

Li Yuanba began to summarize at the end, anyway, it is just a sentence, you can't back down, and you can't give in! (To be continued......)