Chapter 15: Life is easy
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Moose someone hit down with a stick, it was Xun Xin who said, ah, those bastards really want to declare their personal vendettas, and my life is closed! Hurriedly raised his hands to cover it. Fortunately, the stick had barely touched his sleeve when it suddenly retracted and only lightly tapped it on his arm three times. After finishing it, Elk put down the stick and laughed loudly: "I don't want the newcomer to be so bold." β
It was Xun Xin who said that you come up with another person, and someone from the family, the Cao family, the Wang family, and the Chen family comes up, Lao Tzu will definitely not dodge or dodge, and your meow's moose family comes up, how can I not be afraid in my heart? Slandering in the abdomen, a few more people came over, took the stick, and gave Shixun a few times with a shout - there is indeed someone who has no weight in his hands, and he really hurts when he hits him, and it is estimated that he will have a blue piece on his buttocks.
There were also people who wanted to take the sticks to beat, but they were stopped by Shi Kuan. Shi Xun was grateful to the third brother in his heart, but he heard Shi Kuan say: "Although this move is old-fashioned, it is indecent after all. There is one more word, please listen, if you allow it, you will be spared the subsequent beating. "Then they asked you what you say, and speak quickly. Shikuan smiled slightly, and pointed at Shixun: "My brother is good at poetry, he was in Qingzhou before, and he made 'picking Rongmu', even Kong Beihai was full of praise." Why don't you ask him to chant a poem, so that he will be happy, and when he can't chant, he will be punished with a lot of wine, how about it? β
If you don't say this, as soon as the words come out, you can be shocked by Shixun. It's Xun Xin who said, ah, yo, the guy who really announced his personal vendetta turned out to be here! Third child, you are representing the man today, do you know that you should still come to help block others who embarrass me, let alone embarrass me shirtless, is it very face-saving to turn your elbow out? In the future, don't call it Kuan, just take your daughter-in-law's surname and call it Elk Kuan!
At the moment, he hurriedly waved his hand and excused himself: "My brother has already three points of wine, and it is really difficult to write poems." It is a broad smile and said: "I have never said poetry and wine, there is poetry with wine, Hongfu is talented, and today is a major event in life, how can there be nothing to chant?" Hugh be humble. β
Shi Xun couldn't help but scold in his stomach: Be humble about your size, you are humble, your whole family is humble! But there are too many guys who can't stand up to coax the seedlings, and even the old father-in-law Cao Bao said with a smile: "The name of the virtuous son-in-law's poems has also spread all over Xuzhou these days, and a certain person is looking at the great talent of the virtuous son-in-law." He had no choice but to put down his glass, hang his head and begin to meditate.
Why didn't he expect this to be a good girl, and he couldn't prepare a poem in advance...... It's wide, it's wide, even if this beam is finished, Lao Tzu will remember you for a lifetime! Oh, there are indeed a few poems in my stomach to congratulate my newlyweds, but my own wedding poems are really underserved...... Does anyone still recite poetry when they get married? What should I do?!
He was frowning and pondering, and heard Shikuan say, "It's limited to ten steps, please chant Hongsuke." "Yes Xun almost ran away on the spot when he heard this-I'm just relying on the time limit, you still have a limit on steps, what do you want to do? If you can't make a poem in ten steps, what can you do with me? Push out to chop off the head?! You think you're Cao Pi! He meows Lao Tzu should make "boiled beans and burn beans", and be ashamed of the dough of your brother and brother!
But there is no way, in this situation, let alone Xun's bad idea of composing poetry in ten steps, even if he says that he composes poetry in three steps, it must be a lot of boring idlers to coax him, it is Xun who only has one mouth, no matter how much tongue is a lotus, it can't fight the big guys. Forget it, there is nowhere to copy, so I have to try to make a song myself...... Anyway, there are few serious poets in this class, and the time limit is short, as long as you don't get oiled, it's enough to get by. Get married, get married...... Couple Life ...... Are there any ready-made words that can be applied? Well, respecting each other like a guest and raising eyebrows, these two idioms have already existed in this era......
A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in his mind, and his brows couldn't help but stretch, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth. At the moment, looking left and right, the spark of wisdom flashed in his eyes, and everyone stopped making noise together. Well, that's right, Lao Tzu's momentum is up, wait for ordinary people and listen to the sound of nature!
At that moment, he slowly took a step, took a step, and chanted: "Life is easy, but youth is difficult to last." Ji is lacking and carrying Li, Liang Hong is married. is a virtuous person, and he will eventually get married. I am all the people, and I am dragged to the hand. "Tong walked a total of eight steps, chanted a total of eight sentences, and finished the work, oh yes!
In fact, this poem was still copied, it was originally a poem by Tao Qian's "Persuading Farmers", because there is a sentence of "Ji Lack and Carry Li", which is an allusion to respecting each other, so it is Xun who is honest and unceremoniously used it. The beginning of the original poem is "The temperament is easy to pass, and the harmony is difficult for a long time", talking about the agricultural time can not be delayed, and it is Xun who has changed it to youth and cannot be delayed; "Ji Lack and Li" is followed by "Frustration and Coupling", all talking about farming, he replaced it with "Liang Hong's couple", and used the allusion of raising eyebrows; The last four lines of the original poem say that even these sages attached importance to agriculture, so how can ordinary people not follow them? He has made it possible for even these sages to pay attention to the human ethics of husband and wife, how dare ordinary people like me not get married?
It is said that Tao Qian's original poem is very exciting, and after being changed by Shixun, it turned bio-magic into decay, and it was full of seven or eight grades. However, in just eight steps, it is already remarkable to be able to write like this, and even Wen Copying Gong himself held his head high, looking forward to himself, and was extremely proud.
Sure enough, there were few people who really understood poetry among the guests, and the first to applaud was Kuan. It was Kuan who exclaimed: "My brother is really talented, and it is better to be a brother." "Yes Xun glared at him, and said in his heart that it was too late for you to shoot Lao Tzu's ass again, Lao Tzu remembered you, what brothers, friends and brothers, Lao Tzu will be disrespectful to you from now on, and sooner or later he will avenge this poem Wow Ya Ya ~
After copying the poem, Shi Xun hurriedly picked up the wine glass again, and went down to the hall to salute the guests, so as not to have any more ill-intentioned guys out of the demon moth, it is important to hurry up and finish the toast and enter the cave room. This finally passed a circle again, and the ceremony process of the wedding came to an end for the time being, and Shixun couldn't help but be dazed, and was supported by Shi Xun and Shi Jun, sued him, and ran to the backyard.
Walking a few steps, Shixun wanted to break free from the support of Yes and Jun or rather, he said that the two brothers don't have to be like this, I can still walk the aisle by myself, I can go to the cave house by myself. It's Jun who said, Brother Seven, do you think this is the end? You'll have to go to the backyard to pay respects to your daughter, pretend to drink too much, and you'll be able to drink two fewer drinks after a while.
It's Xun Xin who said that this brother is good, and your third brother is not all the way. Don't look at Shi Jun used to be a "demon king of the mixed world", that's not young, men will always become more and more mature, now look at it, it's 10,000 times wider than it, it's their kindness, and cuteness!
The three of them arrived in the backyard, and sure enough, there was a large group of them - all of them. At the moment, he hugged his fist at the noisy and noisy group of females, saying that the younger brother had seven points of alcohol, and if he drank it again, he was afraid that he would miss the good night in the cave room, so let him Luo Quan'er salute the big guy with a glass of wine. At the moment, holding the wine glass, Shi Xuan introduced Shi Xun one by one: "This is Mrs. Elk Zhong, this is Mrs. Miao Wenya (Miao Fei)...... This is my mother-in-law (Wang Rong's wife, Wang Xiong's mother) ......" was finally introduced to his peers, and he pointed to a daughter: "This third sister-in-law is also, and the seventh brother has probably never seen it." β
Oh, it's the third sister-in-law, that's the sister of Elk. Shi Xun couldn't help but widen his eyes and look over, only to see this woman of medium stature, a melon seed face, delicate complexion, delicate facial features, I don't know if it's because of drinking wine, or the candle flame, the little face is white and red, it looks so charming...... I rely on beauty! This is the girl of Elk Zhu? These two weren't born by the same mother, right? And whether it was born by a father or not, I'm afraid it will have to be a big question mark - is it possible that the elk family is also surnamed Wang next door? Shi Xun couldn't help but scold angrily in his heart: "It's the third child, this feud can be deep, and I swear to share the world with you!" β
He has been hypnotizing himself, saying that Luzhu's sister must look like her brother, just like Miss Cao looks like her father, so he can be regarded as taking advantage. But now that I look at it, these three sisters-in-law and Miss Elk are three points more handsome than the second lady of the family! Wow, shameless is wide, you must have seen Miss Elk first, so you rushed to get married, but you threw Miss Cao, who was not as good-looking, to me!
Sure enough, the woman who Uncle Liu Huang, the "master of playing jade" in history, was willing to marry, would definitely not be bad......
He was so shocked and angry, and with three points of remorse, he was toasted with a glass of wine, and staggered away from the banquet, and went straight to the cave room prepared for himself. waited until he turned around and couldn't see the shadow of the third sister-in-law, and his mood calmed down a little, and he suddenly remembered something: "Why don't you see Tao Yuanjun?" β
Shi Xuan said: "The seventh brother really drank too much. Shicai has already told you that Tao Yuanjun suddenly felt sick and could not come, so he made his grandson Tao Zhao his substitute - didn't you also toast his wine during the banquet? Shi Xun held his somewhat drowsy head and nodded repeatedly.
Before entering the cave room, he couldn't help but go and put water in it, and then the brothers handed him over to two maidservants to support. Shi Xun glanced at the servant girl who could still be seen by the moonlight, thinking about the third sister-in-law, and then thinking about his own daughter-in-law, he couldn't help but sigh and secretly scolded the sky for being unfair. A servant girl asked suspiciously, "Today is the day of great joy for your son-in-law, why do you sigh for a long time?" β
Hearing the title of "honorable son-in-law", this is not the maid of the family, but the dowry girl brought by Miss Cao. Speaking of the word "wedding girl", Shixun, who already had a bit of alcohol, suddenly remembered a person's name - Ping'er, isn't Ping'er Wang Xifeng's wedding girl? Later, she became Jia Lian's concubine. In this year, the marriage can easily be turned into a "room", well, just a casual glance, these two girls seem to look pretty good.
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but take advantage of the moonlight to look up and down at the second daughter. I saw that they were all wearing embroidered long shirts and red skirts - the Cao family is also quite rich, and even the maid ring is so well dressed - with a ribbon around the waist and a long sword hanging from it......
Well, how to hang a long sword ?! Shixun's surprise was not trivial, and he felt cold sweat breaking out all over his body, and he woke up three points unconsciously!
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