There were a total of six Yellow Turban thieves, five foot fighters, and one knight, and they overturned more than 20 opponents in less than half a meal.

On the side of Gongzi Ge'er in Yingling County, more than half of them died (including a few seriously injured who were mended), and the only ones left were Brother Xun, Wang Zhong Zichun, Shen Yuan, Shen Daochu, Zheng Yi, Zheng Yien and a slave.

The Yellow Turban's side was not killed for a while, only one was shot in the thigh by Shi Xun, one was also shot in the shoulder by him, and one was beaten into a panda eye by a famous slave with his empty hands. Originally, the house slaves should have a certain combat power, but they only came to help the master drive out wild things, half of them only had sticks in their hands, and the other half were empty-handed, so they were all overturned one after another.

The strongest and most ruthless was the knight who captured Shixun, and half of the younger brother Gongzi was killed by him, and three were captured alive. At this time, riding on a horse, it was really full of joy and pride.

As a prisoner, Xun can see clearly, this guy is really a woman, and he is actually ...... Looking at the face, he is about thirteen or fourteen years old, and he may be in his early tens, barely one meter three, with thin arms and legs, and all parts of his body are small and exquisite...... No, it was Xun who boldly glanced at the other party's chest, his clothes were tied tightly, and two small protrusions were shown - ah, it has begun to develop, this has to wait for the development to be complete, whether it is big or small, it is not appropriate to jump to conclusions at this moment.

Ahh It's all dying, does Lao Tzu still have the leisure to visually inspect the size of the female bandit's breasts?

After thinking about it again, death is on the verge anyway, when will you stay at this time?

Half of the mounts of the sons and brothers were scattered, and the rest were collected by the yellow turban thieves, and now they all got on their horses, and headed east with a long list of captives in their hands. As I walked, the terrain gradually increased - Yesun heard that there is a retort mountain in the east of Yingling County, is there still a group of thieves hiding in the mountain?

Looking before and after, the companions were all dejected and limping. Among them, Zheng Yi's situation is a little better, probably because the Confucian father's tutoring is stricter, although it is difficult, he does not lose his integrity. The worst situation is Shen Yuan, with a handful of snot and tears, and this plea for mercy has never stopped.

The yellow turban thief was too lazy to answer him at first, but then he was really tired of listening, and the big blade was drawn on his neck: "If you have more mouths, I will cut you here!" Shen Yuan let out an "oops" and closed his mouth firmly.

"Daochu," Zheng Yi said in a low voice, "If you die, you will die, why bother begging for mercy." Moreover, they will not let us go. ”

With a sound of "brush", a neck wind swept over Zheng Yi's head, and it turned out to be the Luo Li who made a move: "You also shut up!" Zheng Yi glanced at him and shook his head slightly, but he didn't dare to speak again.

Soon after they entered the mountain, they estimated that it was almost dusk, and when they turned a corner, they saw more than a dozen heads wrapped in yellow scarves suddenly appear on the side of the mountain road. I only heard the little Luo Li, who was similar to the "Super Killer Girl", cheered: "Dad, we're back." ”

"Why did you go for so long? These guys are ......" is a big man who speaks, about one meter eight tall, looking at the face is yellow, there are not a few catties of flesh on his body, but the skeleton is really not small, and the shoulders are twice as wide as Xun.

Luo Li replied: "It should be the rich people in Yingling County, who have been taken captive, and my father can ask them about the situation in the country and the arrangements of Kong Rong's thief." ”

The big man squinted his eyes and looked at the captives, and said with a smile: "They are all chicks, and they can memorize a book and take a square step or something, where can they know the arrangements of the Confucian thieves?" Let's cut them all. ”

Shen Yuan was so frightened that he cried, and hurriedly shouted: "Aunt She's Jimo Ling, the family has hundreds of hectares of fertile land, fine millet and thousands of flowers, you and others have to ask for it, nothing can be said, just ask for leniency!" ”

The big man frowned and asked one of the people next to him, "What did he say?" The man hurriedly explained: "He said that his aunt is the commander of Jimo County, and his family has a lot of money and grain, so he can let his family use money and grain to ransom people." ”

Dahan looked up to the sky and smiled: "I really want food, but just a few of us, where do we dare to ask the county order for food?" It's not worth it if you want less, and you can't take it away if you want more. Suddenly flew up and kicked Shen Yuan on his heels-even Xun and the others, who were so tired that they were tied into a string, and they all fell into a ball-shouted: "Lao Tzu Xing doesn't change his name, he doesn't change his surname, he is the Qingzhou Yellow Turban Marshal Guan Hai!" After you die, you can report the name of Lao Tzu to the Emperor of Dongyue, if the emperor is allowed to ask for your life, Lao Tzu will wash his neck and wait for you! ”

Shixun couldn't help but raise his head, and said in his heart Oh, hey, I saw another celebrity!

In fact, if you really want to talk about it, Guan Hai is not too famous, and it is mentioned in "Three Kingdoms" - think about it, you also know that unless you are like Zhang Yan and later whitewashed, how can you make a biography for a peasant thief in the history books written by the ruling class?

Guan Hai's face in the history books is to lead the Qingzhou Yellow Turban to defeat Kong Rong, and surround Kong Rong in Duchang City (this place name, in fact, Xun did not remember), and then Tai Shici invited Liu Bei, the prime minister of the plains, to rescue Duchang, Guan Hai knew that he was invincible, so he took the initiative to retreat, and there was no news since then, and his whereabouts are unknown.

In "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", it is perfunctory and processed according to this clue, saying that Guan Hai surrounded Kong Rong, and Kong Rong sent Zong Bao to meet the enemy, but the battle was not counted, and he was killed by Guan Hai. Wait until Liu Bei leads the troops to rescue, Guan Hai stops him, and Guan Gong goes out of battle, "Between dozens of combinations, the green dragon knife rises, and Guan Hai is under the horse" - can fight with Guan Lao Ye for dozens of rounds, and this force value is not low.

At that moment, Guan Hai reported his name, and the yellow scarves around him swarmed up, each holding a sharp blade, and he wanted to reimburse the boys. Shi Xun and Zheng Yi were silent, and this time even Wang Zhong and Shi Jun joined the ranks of asking for mercy. I saw Guan Hai gently wave his hand, ordered his subordinates to retreat temporarily, and then scolded:

"When you wait for these dogs, they will scrape oil and water on the common people, and they will pretend to be saints and disciples, and they will not take the common people who provide you with food and clothing in their eyes! Okay, you can let you wait today, but you have to kowtow to Lao Tzu first and shout three times: 'Long live the great sage and good teacher!' The emperor of the Han Dynasty went to eat shit! I eat shit too! '—Say it. ”

The surrounding yellow turban thieves laughed and shouted together: "Long live the great sage and good teacher!" The emperor of the Han Dynasty went to eat shit! You eat shit too! ”

That Shen Yuan was really boneless, and immediately knelt on the ground, muttering and repeating what Guan Hai had requested. Guan Hai turned his head and put his hand next to his ear: "Be louder, Lao Tzu can't hear it." If you can't hear it, you can't count it! Shen Yuan had no choice but to shout at the top of his voice: "Long live the great sage and good teacher!" The emperor of the Han Dynasty went to eat shit! I eat shit too! Spare your life! Long live the great sages and mentors! The emperor of the Han Dynasty went to eat shit! I eat shit too! Spare your life! Long live the great sages and mentors! The emperor of the Han Dynasty went to eat shit! I eat shit too! - Hero~~Spare your life~~ Ah! ”

Guan Hai showed a disdainful expression, and then turned his head to look at Shen Yuan's side is Xun: "Dog, it's your turn." ”

In the moment of life and death, everyone's performance is different: some people are scared into a mess of mud, and some people can still jump around; Some people are completely dizzy, and some people can still analyze the reasons and weigh the gains and losses; Some people lose their fighting spirit when they hear the word "death", and some people think: "I'm going to die anyway, what else is there I don't dare to do?!" ”

At this time, Shi Xun had already stood up, and he wondered, if he shouted that terrible slogan, would these yellow turban thieves really let himself go? In order to survive, let alone shouting "eat shit", even if you really let you eat shit, you have to pinch your nose and treat it as a weird chocolate. But if you shout long live Zhang Jiao, the emperor eats or something, even if he can go back alive, can he still mix among the scholars? Shen Yuan is the nephew of the county order, maybe he still has a chance to get by, what is he? After all, he is not Yi's own son, but just a cousin who met for the first time a few months ago......

What's so terrible about dying? In this turbulent era, if you can't climb up, it's no fun to live. I finally impersonated and Li Dai Taostiff, and mixed into the circle of scholars, do I have to give up all of them? Do you have to go back to the poor valley and don't know whether you will live or die tomorrow? Oh my God, I really don't dare to expect anything from you!

"Brush, brush", at that moment, countless heroes appeared in my head: Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, Dong Cunrui...... After thinking about it, he gritted his teeth, stomped his feet, and finally made up his mind - his meow is better to die than to live, so Lao Tzu shouted!

Moreover, compared with these yellow turban thieves in front of him, it seems that he is a corrupt class, a reactionary, standing with the feudal landlords, stubbornly resisting the peasant ** movement...... Dong Cunrui will jump out of the grave and strangle himself......

The decision has been made, and before he can open his mouth, suddenly another thought flashed through his mind - alas, Lao Tzu should still be pretending to be dumb...... Is it shouting or not?

As soon as he hesitated, Guan Hai's eyes were already widening. Shi Jun is a good example, and quickly dodged in front of Shi Xun: "A certain seventh brother died because of his heartbroken family, and it is difficult to speak. ”

Guan Hai tilted his head again and asked, "What is this thing talking about?" The person next to him explained: "He said that his seventh brother was hoarse because his father died, and he couldn't speak." ”

"Can't speak?" Guan Hai "Ha Lu Ha" Da Lu smiled, "Interesting, interesting, it's a pity that Lao Tzu doesn't believe it." With a "dang chang" sound, he pulled out the ring-headed big knife from his waist and raised it high: "Lao Tzu will cut off your dog's head, see if you can speak!" The big knife carried a cold light, and it went straight to Shixun's neck.

Seeing that his head was about to fall off, he couldn't help but tear his throat open, and he planned to chant the slogan passionately on the spot: "Long live the great sage and good teacher!" The emperor of the Han Dynasty went to eat shit! I eat shit too! But probably pretending to be dumb for a long time, he just said the word "big", his throat was blocked in one breath, and he was so anxious that he shrank his neck and closed his eyes. Immediately, I felt a cold on the back of my neck, and after my heart finished speaking, I somehow came out of my mouth: "Big sister! ”