70. 『Sixty-ninth Meng』Learning Etiquette [Contains a Small Theater]

During this period, Xia Qianmo's children can be said to get up earlier than dogs and sleep later than pigs every day. Before I got up early in the morning, I was escorted to the bath by the palace maids, and then I dressed up and so on.

Then it was the etiquette of the day, and the emperor's father really subverted the beautiful image in Xia Qianmo's children's hearts, and actually got a stern old palace maid to teach herself, saying that this grandmother has been in the palace for N years, and she can do anything.

At the beginning, he taught poor Lori how to walk.

"Walk calmly. That is, when walking, not in a hurry, calm and generous. You should walk with your body upright, your eyes looking straight ahead, your legs moving forward in a rhythmic manner, and walking roughly in a straight line. The old lady said while demonstrating to a certain girl to walk, but a certain girl did not understand any of them, and a certain grandmother's chestnut knocked on the head of a certain girl.

What is not in a hurry, what is not slow, what to stand upright, Xia Qianmo's little pot friend said that he was depressed for a long time holding his head, and as a result, he couldn't walk after three days of contact.

After she was able to leave, a certain grandmother began to teach a certain girl how to sit well.

Walk slowly to the seat, turn around and form a small T-shaped step with your feet, left and right, leaning forward with your knees together, and sitting down. If you are wearing a skirt, use your hands to pull the skirt from top to bottom with both hands at the back when you sit down to prevent wrinkles or too much exposure of your legs due to the folded skirt. Once seated, keep your upper body straight, your shoulders level, your arms naturally bent, and your hands crossed in the middle of your legs, close to your lower abdomen. Keep your knees together, your calves perpendicular to the ground, and keep your feet in a small T-step. "A certain grandmother began to teach, and then practiced.

Poor Xia Qianmo, the little classmate hasn't done it yet, and the person is already lying on the ground.

After Xia Qianmo's children finally learned to sit, they didn't rest for a few hours, and started a new practice, this time to connect with the etiquette at the table. Wait, learn this, a certain girl is starting to collapse, what kind of etiquette are these are really annoying, and what "Women's History" and "Women's Classics" and the like are read every day, just in classical Chinese, I already see dizziness, and this time I actually have to learn N more.

A certain girl sitting at the table saw that a certain grandmother began to salivate and fly around again, and immediately did it, and she was almost exhausted when she raised her head and chest. Mama nodded and said, "Serve the elder and the elderly, remember to eat a few bites of food first, and taste the food for it." Although you taste the food first, you can't finish the meal first, and you have to wait for the elders to eat before putting down the rice bowl........................"

Xia Qianmo's children's faces were tangled, oh my God! Her ears are going to be crippled by Cui again!!

"Listen well." Mama gave Xia Qianmo a slap of Mama chestnut again.

"Uh-huh, listen pinch." At this moment, Xia Qianmo's child is smiling dozens of times more ugly than a pig. watched the grandmother on the other side demonstrate over and over again, and then demonstrated herself......

Sometimes, from time to time, you can taste the power of Maji chestnut......

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After studying for almost a week, Xia Qianmo finally appeared with panda eyes the next day, and she still looked like she couldn't sleep well, and she was just dragged up in the morning. It's really hard to let people sleep, and the embroidery hand last night was about to break......

After looking at his small grades, he dragged his maid to teach this ancient 'homework' to his grandmother, and then he fell asleep on the bed, and slept soundly.

The next day, after the spirit was better, it was time for the canonization ceremony, and after a certain girl rubbed her eyes, she looked at a large number of palace maids around her with dissatisfaction, and then sighed.

Emperor's father, you are too hard, canonization is canonization, why do you have to force yourself to learn etiquette, I don't know if these are not suitable for me......

Ahhh A certain girl is finally crazy now. Because—

"Princess, go and bathe......"

"Princess, the time is almost up, so don't embarrass the slaves."

Looking at the expressions of the palace maids begging Xia Qianmo on all sides, I suddenly felt the urge to commit suicide, take a bath and ask you to help wash it, what kind of world is this. Besides, if you don't wash you, you still have to beg me, it's really tangled.

"That'...... Ahh!!!hh "A certain girl's sudden new life is pitiful, but she can ...... Before he could make a sound, he had already been dragged to the bathroom by the palace maids.

Oh, my God! The palace maids in these years are so rampant and fierce, and they don't have the consent of Ben Lori!

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Well, I'm so tired, so let's write a small theater for the time being.

Xia Qianmo's child said sadly: "Uncle, when will you appear, I want to kill you." Xia Qianmo's child swept his resentful gaze on the author's body, only to see that the author was suddenly stunned, and then said with a sneer: "Don't you see, you are about to be tortured to death by etiquette, and it is not far from seeing the prince Bei Yechen." ”

After hearing this, a certain girl jumped like thunder, picked up her fist and wanted to hit the author, but the author turned sideways, and the fist hit the five princes who happened to pass by and heard the sound.

"Momo, what are you ......" twitched the corners of his mouth and looked at his chest.

"Ahhh Uncle, I didn't mean to. "A certain girl looked at her hands with some annoyance, how can she beat the uncle, it's obvious that the author is big, why make the plot so bloody, I have a lot of peach blossoms, and I actually said that the uncle's peach blossoms will be worse than myself in the future, at this time, the truth of the little girl will be the author big PIA fly.

But when I turned my head, I had already disappeared from the author's big figure, and suddenly a voice came from my ear: "Little Mozi, continue to eat your uncle's tofu, remember, five cents a pound, give me money when you eat enough~"

"Damn !!!!!" A certain girl roared at the sky arrogantly. Then he shrank into Bei Yechen's arms with tears in his eyes, and said delicately.

"Uncle, the author bullied me a lot, go and beat her, the person who bullied his wife must not let go."

"......" a certain prince.

"......" a certain author sat in front of a computer screen and twitched the corners of his mouth.

"Ahh Little Mozi actually forgot about the couple. It's so sad, with ancient dramas, there are no modern dramas? Suddenly, Nan Haoxuan's big friend came out.

"Ahh If you don't do it, you won't die! Do you want to scare people to death? The author patted his chest and panted, expressing his dissatisfaction with the baby with the thick line just now.

"Hehe, is there any play between me and Xiao Mozi?"

"Mm-hmm, there will be later. It's just that the plot is kept secret. ”

"Ahhh Yes, it's fine! Happily drifted away, leaving the author Xiaoyin, who stared at the computer screen with wide eyes. Then there was a roar. "Dear people, you guys are too unawesome...... The author was greatly relieved......"